This Funny World
CROSSWORD
THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MAY 31, 1967.
WOMANSENSE
Paro
““You're giving Daddyg drink? How thoughtfull"
BY
Actus
fau prophet surrounds five. (5)
4. Min with hair a horse. (4)
8. Buver in a ine of Gliberkian
Frustration. (8)
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to la make a bolso for what ne
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IB. Did the anciens T 3 OF
him What a map 1" (3)
17. A thing, it's sometimes the
fact, to FADDO. (3)
10. Rosidents should sÉTOO, (B)
30. As drink it's often baIF
ho, (Bi
31. Piret katne wing this game, (3)
22. The kind of root heeda đơn-
stant atsencka, (5)
33. They're apt sa be alike na they
HOW (4)
Down
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2. If you get this on an opponent
you're winning. ... (3
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2.
iron, 15
if you
by Beachcomber
the massive doors of the defeat by Iraq, und another Nurkover School Library, empty-handed return from the where boys go to read
the Olymple Games. Until we are sporting news or to consult given a Minister who is pre- Auf Guide 10 the Turf, A pared to lake lable-goit notlee has been pinned, 11 seriously, we shall deserve the
• appeals to the boys to make sneers of second and
of
the
of the accredited school third-class Powers." Lise bookles instcod racecours infest the school.
characters which Der Schrecklisches
even
Unterschlosch
In
The notice says: "Boys DROFESSOR RAUCHEN naturally know more about their own
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his article "Die Schniffen- bookles than about schlossische
diesen those from outside, and there Gewurtzgeschlschto mlt Knapfen sheltzweschsachsen-
fore have more control over
them. A list of masters who are preussichslebensgrundung und prepared to place bets, in or out Verfrassenschump!" (In the of school hours, will be posted current Kotnische Freidegg) In every form-room,"
A nifty termader
"TODAY,
Y," says un observer of the social scenic, "we do not pay compliments in the old stifted and stately fashion," The gentleman who bows over a lady's hand is probably saying, "Gee, you're a swell dish, lady. You've got clans,”
A scandalous situation
AM sorry there is to be no Ministry of Sport, and there- fore no leading article saying: "Somewhere In the Ministry, on a dusty shelf, le mouldering the plans for training facilities for table-golf. All we can put Sweden's 47 forward against training establishments Is the solitary table-golf
al South Mimms. In face of Government
apathy and Ministerial blundering, we must continue to make those demands which
are the undeniable perquisite and imprescriptible right of a free democrvey. The alternative is to endure the humillating prospect of a third
centre
says
What
the German is lenguage of song, "Sing the above," saya jolly Jack Hopkins with a light laugh, (ENTER
man with enough fur on his longue to make an astrakhan callar for a 'tenor's overcoat.)
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YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA
FRIDAY, MAY 31
You are fond of good Gemini naturo-dual talents, food and wines and may need and conflicting to curb your appetite or 3*041 tendencies which not only make will become much overweight you a difficult person to under- after middle age,
PORN today, you have a truly tastes.
dual
moods,
stand but may impede the pro-
to
Your life seems to Tun in KTOSS of your exceptional Lalents. You
of good and ill fortune, should discover cycles
taice early in life how to direct your and you must learn
of the upturns and energies to the best possible ad- advantage vantage. There 15 n strong e low when the tide appears mystle trend in your nature to be
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JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Bad Discards Help Declarer
By OSWALD JACOBY
COUTI'S opening two bid was unsound and the eventual game contract should have been defeated. Bad discarding by West put his pariner on the spoi and South wound up with the marbles.
The king of clubs lead was won by the acc. South entered dummy with the king of dia- monde, led a spade and finessed the Jacke. West won with the queen, cashod the queen of clubs and continued with the jack.
South ruffod and started to rum trumps. On the third trump lead Erst discarded the seven of hearts. On the fourth lead West dropped the nine hearts and East played the jack.
East had counted declarer's
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HOUSEHOLD HINTS
KEEP IN TRIM
by Ida Jean Kain
EXERCISE TO RELIEVE STRESS
today exercise is
THE big question toith reasons than the obvious muscle relieving stres
Important for more to be an important factor in
On the weight score, here's a alress and strain. Without toning and help toward weight
control. When you get really thought: Add a brisk walk to doubt, there is more ten- physically tired, you don't have your faily routine. For the man In die or woman who is putting on an sion in our time than there stress," he explained. was a few decades ago. On relation to heart disease at the this is the perfect weight control in additional five pounds a year, the surface this does not American Public Health Assocla mesure,
cussing the roja et exercise
tally with our shorter work ton convention, Dr White stated week and the more leisurely ideas about exercise, based on the key word to remember is that although there are contrary In any exercise programmno, existence made possible by his own clinical judgment and moderation. Belect the form of work saving devices. Here experience, he felt certain that exercise you enjoy and you'll
it is....we now lend more regular exercise will be found feel doubly good.
sedentary lives, and therein
lies our trouble. According
to experts, it is the lack of exercise in modern living that is back of increased stress.
How do tensions relate to
BABY NOT "FULLY BORN”
UNTIL FOUR WEEKS OLD
By H. N. BUNDESEN, M.D.
exercise? Dr Ernest D. Michael,TT has been said that, in a newborn baby is almost blind.
in a magazine entitica Alumina-
sense, a baby is not fully Au tion, explains it this way; born until he is about four There are daily irritations that are tension makers, and phys-weeks old. eal netivity is needed to alleviate this tension. There is logical
infant
h.s
vision.
This means he can see al á distance of 20 feet what About the only sound he can person with normal,
only 20/2000
Д
.fully
see at
read, an infant would not be able to
Even if he could
physio- reason for this-when make during the first month of developed eyesight can certain general stresses are relife is to cry. Along about the 2,000 feet.
atedly placed on the body, end of this period, he begins to either emotional or physical make low throaty noises. Because portions of streases, the body sets up a reaction to these shocks. It system are not yet organised combats them with a counter-completely, he'll shock mechanism of adaptation | sterzo and choke occasionally. through certain glands within
Sudden
his
wako nifully,
recognise a letter on the nearby wall unless it ws 2 feet tall.
Gradually, a baby's vision be- comes better and better. By the noises will startle time he is one year old, he has
the body. D: Michael explains that you have to stimulate this hirm. Upon hearing them he 20/160 vision. At the ego of mechanisn of adaptation-to-may cry, his body may become two he has progressed to 20/40, Cook cheese at low tempera- in a ring mould in a hot oven surces
exercise with
Such rigid and he
may move his still short of the 20/20 standard. ture. High temperature cause; it (425 degrees) about 25 minutes, exercist should be regular, two arms outward with fingers out- to curdle or alring
Fill centre with cooked vege-or three times a week, contlui strelched and clutching.
Only rarely are bables born tables, topped with a sharp ous throughout life, and strenu-
with teeth, Some mothers mis- cheese sauce,
Yet, this is entirely arefcx takenly Identify little white aus but not overly tlring,
action. A lot of this tender age pearl-like spots which appear
with his hands. on the gums as teeth,
Excessive quantities of bleach do not whiten fabrics any better or faster, but can weaken them,
Using a truy to carry table- setting supplies
and serving dishes can cut down on a lot of Cleanliness is the best defence kitchen travel for the home against moth damage.
#
maker,
Taste treat....ham corn ring.
When hanging clothes in Add cup of diced, enoxed closets, close the zippers. This ham to corn bread batter. Bake helps prevent sag or stretch.
Dr
To combat ire, annoyance and doesn't reachi
Michael suggests Rather, he reaches with anger, walking and swimming, because eyes, these require rhythmical move- ments and use many muscles. About half an hour is recom mended.
Dr Paul Dudley White, noted heart specialist, points out that
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Chris Rescues A Lady
-It Was A Tight Squesne For Mrs. Cuckoo —
By MAX TRELL
Cuckoo's all. the clock
hand and morked him with "I HAD a strange adventure course. I
seven spades, two clubs and at least two diamonds. East also decided that declarer might hold four diamonds and no hearts.
The fifth trump was led and West dropped another heart.
WEST
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running against you and you are often guided by Watch out for January 8 cach forces which you seem unable year. Something most fortunate to control. Some call it fate; is likely to occur on that date.
Now East was sure of the din- you probably will call it God
Among those barn on this mod altuation. After all, West a deeply date were: Although you. have
Walt Whitman, could have no possible use for spiritual nature, it may be Д conventional one, for you have poet; Margolo Gilimore, actress- either the eight or ten of dia-
Mme Frances, Aida,
mcods and should have discard- ал Ironest, Inquiring mind Producer:
William Rockefeller, ed one or both of them to show which wants to know all the ginger:
financier; James Jeffrey Roche, where they were: Hence East poet and author; Jack Holt and let the quem of hearts go, Although highly emotional, Don Ameche, actors; Fred Allen, The last trump was led and you seldom display your feel- comedian; and Charles Greeley
West dropped his last low heart, ings but keep them pent up Abbati, astrophysicist.
He was
hold on to going to inside. Although you. COLL be
kh054
useless two
damonda come earthquake or high water,
answers.
the life of any party, when in To find what the stars have in
the mood, you more often pre- store for you tomorrow, select East let a diamond fer to remain with your books your birthday star and read the or your music rather than mix corresponding paragraph: with cosunt nequaintances who your birthday slar be your dally do not have similar Intellectual gulde,
GEMINI (May
SATURDAY, JUNE 1
Let
Junr 21)- SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 11-Dec. 22)- Wiceven be kill needed i. business Generally favoitenhle except for a
your journey. Postpone startkig one wit doniesie life. Prospects 30 good inter it at all feasible.
matters which al tavolve
now.
CAPRICORN (Der, 23-Jan. 20)- Your own personal attitude 23)-- influence the trend of alisies now,
can
CANCER (June 22-July
A fine week-end to pay a visit to A positive point of view Brinca relatives, Relax and enjoy yetimelf, positive spaulta.
ti-Feb.
come
LEO (July Să.Aug. ***** AQUARIUS
19) Morning hours are fine for all your Take things as they
today. otorpecia, Settle pending maiters Don't prea for exceptional advant- accully, Then relax "tencions. ačen under unfavourable olycum-
VIRGO
Bi-Sept. (Aug.
21)...
of
A better than normal day for PISCES cred. 20-2EAT. routing matters but one which Euperficially, all appears to procrem oserien a, hikkien trap for new pro- normally, but an undercurrent jects, so be guarded in youie actions, frustration persists. Be patient.
2(-Oct. (Hept.
LIBRA
1)- ARIES
(MAP 21-Apr. 19)- Community or neighbourhood aitals Don't take anything for granted.
· and 'family problems may be com- Things may not be quite what they bined in Cashion which cate
full precautions
caution.
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now
but the damage had been done. South played hla deuce of hearts, dropping the king and uce to- gether, got in with the ace of damed and made the contract with the ten of hearts.
N÷CARD SenJENI
Q-The bidding has been: North Keat Bouth West 1 N.T. Paz
You, South, hold:
4K 108753 2 413 4XJ84 You are playing tisa Jacoby transfer bid. What do you bid? A-BH two hearts. This talla Derface you have a spade zull and forem him to bid spades. Tho hand will probably plar better from his side.
TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same hand. Your partner has replied in the trana-. fer bid with a bid of two spades as you have requested. What da you do now?
Answer Timeira
It had stopped ficking, of
from climbed up the until I reached Mrs
last night, Christopher pendulum Cricket sald as he came over Cuckoo's front porch. and sat down next to Teddy,
"I'll have it open in a minute,
the Stuffed Bear, Hiawatha, the Mrs Cuckoot I said to her. Wooden Indian Boy, and Hanld,
the shadow girl with the "But I was wrong. The door turned-about naine.
Teddy, Hiawatha and Haald all looked at Christopher, But none of them said anything. They just kept looking.
was stuck fast and I couldn't
pull it open. All I managed to do was to get it stuck a little tighter!
"I came down again, looking 'I guess there's
Christopher Cricket crossed very worried. two legs. Then he crossed four To get the pendulum swinging only one thing to do,' I said. jeg9, Then he uncrossed two jegs and four legs. Finally he again. Once I do that, the clock will start ticking again. Then, retrosaců six legs,
when the hands of the clock reach ten, the door will swing open again and you will be tree.
"Well, aren't you going to ask me what my strange adventure was?" he said.
Teddy and Hiawalia and Hanid all burst out laughing.
were waiting." sald Hanid, "to see how long it would be befort you asked,"
מאדיי
About Mr Cuckoo
"I'm asking now," repeated Christopher. "Do you want to hear about my strange adven turo? It's all got to do wilit Birs Cuckoo who lives in the clock cottage downstair in the sew- ing room,"
"Help! Helpm cried MIT Cuckoo,
"Harder! Keep pulling barlur." Mrs Cuckoo kept saying. "By and by the pendulum was swinging back and forth and the clock was going tick tock, Lick Then I let go of the web
"Mrs Cuckoo agreed that was tock. exactly what the wanted to do. thread.
But how will you get the pen- dulum to start swinging again, "In just a few seconds legs Christopher dear?' she asked. than half an hour later, the door Mrs Cuckoo was swung openA, "I had a plan. I called down free! to the cellor for Mrs Spider. "Ten
o'clock! Thank you, When she came up I asked her Christopher Cricket! Thank you!" to uttaetr a strong length of Mrs Cuckoo called out, web thread to the end of the pendulum and to let the other end come down to where I could reach it.
Might And Main
"Then she whisked inside the clock, making sure this time not let her tail-feathers get caught in the door again!"
to
his
These spola are simply small hard collections of cells that The most active and
ndept will cause
Two harm
and will muscles he has at this stage of disappear naturally in time. Bfe are the 12 tiny, museler of his eyes.
An infant has
Jol of
This doesn't mean that he developing to do during his
A carly life, can see in any real sense,
THE IDEAL GIFT
FOR
FATHER'S DAY (SUNDAY, JUNE 16th) When he gets down on all fours his Stretchway Belt goes right along with him!
they
BY
"I hope," said Hanid to Chris-
**that topher Cricket, "Mrs Spider quickly did this. didn't." Hanid, Hiawatha, and Toddy As soon as the other end of the
now officially naked Christopher web thread reached the floor, I Christopher nodded. "No, she to please tell them the story of took a good grip on It. I tugged was safe, and that's the story of Mrs Cuckoo, So, after uncross- on it with might and main. my adventure," Ing and rocrossing his meny Soon there was a tick from the legs once more, he began:
come
"I think," Teddy, the Stuffed
clock.
Bear Baid, "it was Mrs Cuckoo's "Mrs Cuckoo had just
"Pull harder!' cried Mrs adventure, not yours, Christo out of her front door in the Cuckoo,
pher," Cuckoo clock to announce that li
"The next instant there was a wher, all at was ten o'clock
turning once, as she was
to tuck. house, the door reenter her slammed shut. There she stood, with her tall-feathers caught in the doori
Help, she Help!'
cried. 'Help!
4.
Hoard Her Cries
happened to be near the sewing room, I heard her cries! and went rushing in to help her.
"Here's a pretty how-de-dol
I said. 'How am I going to get your tail-feathers out of that door. Mrs Cuckoo?"
*** Someone will have to climb the pondulum and pull it open for me, said Mrs Cuckoo,
"I said I would do this, 60
I sprang as high as I could end
rubbed hold (of the penduluma yer It had stopped swinging when the door got caught on HD
"It was an adventure for both of us," suld Christopher.
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them balloons 2" he says, " Noi. balloons }'' exclaims the man. ** Each one of them is a perfori ball, a real sphere, the final perfect shape, the only shape that is the I wanted you. I want your help," mit however you look at it.** Ai says, the human, Rupert - Iszer he spiake, he gets so excited that sound. Am 1 to help you maka · Rupert koke at him curiously.
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