This Funny World
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GEORGE CRENSHAW
"But how do you like it otherwise?”
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by Beachcomber
FOLLOWING beauty con- it comes here next year
test for cars In New York, players
will probably
there is to be one for gas con police protectium,
tainers at Basingstoke,
The containers will be dis Planners
mantled, transported, re-erected,
and smothered in flowers.
The
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MAY 28, 1957.
•JACOBY
-ON BRIDGE
No-Trump Bid Easily Made
By OSWALD JACOBY
NORTH'S two diamond re-
sponso today was the Jacoby transfer bid and demanded that South rebid in hoaris.
South dutifully bid two hearts whereupon North bid threa clubs. This bid was not a trans- fer but merely showed · that North held a heart-club two suiter. It was also a forcing bid alace North would have dropped the contract at two hearts if he held a poor hand.
In spite of the fact that North had shown a two-sult hand South decided to contract for three no-irump. North had told bls story, trusted South's judg-
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mayor will make speech to THE man who was command- the winning emataher, and its ed u planning commillee to night-watchman will be kissed remove
green paint
from his be had not because by an actress while, he cuts a house,
cream, painted it huge cake; It internally by gas. previously
10 be allowed It is all wart of a drive to bring will probably foreign tourists to Basingstoke, have a red gate provided that The and I have seldom been so he Best points It yellow. devoid of interest in any event, honour (and common sense) of Were I not my duty, as a the committee will be satisfied journalist to give the news if it cun report that the gate Bhould nol even have was momentarily yellow, before mentioned the affair.
Saving time
The speed of modern ille is reflected in the American falom,
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(From an article.)
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time Don't waste
valuable trying this method. Try it out instead..
Sportsmanship
FOOTBALL, crowda have for
some time denounced the deplorable conduct of referees who allow foreig teams to Last week beat English teams. 80,000 sportsmen, having des paired of the referee, booed the victorious Spaniards at the end natural of the match; a very
outmoded protest against an system which allows the best team to win. If the San Marino team is permitted to win when
painted red. But a special
bing will have to be called
to deride whether the red is the shade laid down in the Planning Regulations, whether the Owner may raise the standard height of the gate by three inches and whether he inay put up a warning of Wel Paint on a Wednesday.
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TUESDAY, MAY 28 you have an You women are fond of Ane aleri mind and know how clothes and jewellery and like to make quick decisions when
and furbelows. to wear frilis the right time comes. You are You men will lead the proces impulsive, but fortunately your son of bright tles and gay sport Arst impressions are likely to be shirts, Fond of adventure and the right ones. Your Intuitions activity, you will be happiest are keen, and at times you are living In the city where there is quite psychic. It is likely that plenty going on all the time. you have remarkably vivid
dreams. You might even and
A contented family life is in-
recommended.
marriage is
But be sure to wed someone who also wants a large family!
profit from having them inter- porlant for your complete happi- preted by an expert. You have mess, so an early another happy talent. If a prob- lem is vexing you, sleep on it. You will fod that
your sub- conscious works out the tangle. while you are asleep and in the moming you know exactly what -to dol
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Among those born on this date were: Thomas Moore, poet; Louis Agassiz, naturalist; Robert O. Hilliard, actor: Avery Hopwood,
are fond of your own producer; William A. Bucking- home cad will be happiest if you ham, early Connecticut governor wed at an early age and have o Amelia J Bloomer, reformer; family of your own. It is prob- Frederick Fraley, Anneler; and able that your house will be the Harry Ritz, comedian. centre of the social life of your community, for you Bre
To find what the stars have in excellent host or hostess and store for you tomorrow, select love to entertain. You are fond your birthday star and read the of animals and undoubtedly wil corresponding paragraph. · Let huve ali kinds of pets around your birthday stur be your dally. the house.
guide. WEDNESDAY, MAY 29
GEMINI (May 22-June ZI)-- SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- The W moon, brings mercased Friendly and possibly romance activity, so not to avoid delays in may come into your life today. Pro- following through
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West opened the three of hearts against the three trump contract and East's eight forced declarer's queen.
South led hearts right back and played dummy's seven, Eart I won with the nine and chose to lead the three of spades. South played the ten and West the king. At this point three no- trump was home but poor West decided to retum a spade,
This play gave declarer three spade Tricks and he promptly took them, discarding two hearts and a diamond from dummy. He then proceeded to run the club sull and on the last club lead East was hopelessly squeezed. He had to throw away the queen of diamonds in order to hang on to the ace of hearts. This allow- cd declarer to make the last two tricks with the ace and Jack of diamonds.
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You hold the same hand. After your bid of one no-trump your, partner har jumped to three spades. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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PROFESSOR OF MEDICINE AND HIS ASSISTANTS
ON DYSPEPSIA AND ULCERS Patients Should Be Taught How To "Run" Their Ulcers...
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New York. It used to be different with treatment. In Indigestion this when the Individual study is likely to demonstrate peuple, INCE people today had a job requiring individual "chronic anxiety state" and "tense from hurry, skill. He had some security of "acro phagia. (Acrophagia in traffic and competition" it la self-owned or small industry, the awallowing of air while no wonder there is so much and a sense of being useful eating.)
and needed in community life." In a came of duodenal uleer, Indigestion and so many in those days there was less the study may well show! ulcers, and the Professor of indigestion, and fewer ulcers, "emotional tension and dietary Medicine and his assis- Dr George E Wharton, Indiscretions" tants.
Clinical Professor of Medicine,
most cases," sold University of
Southern
"If the patient un- The important way to help California, and his omistante, derstands
cause of his at these people is to teach them Drs Donald C. Balfour, Jr., and symptoms and their relation to what these allments are all Kent L Osmon were Alling in emollonal upsets, they dre about, so that they can "run" medical men with the latest in easler for him to control. A thoir ulcers rather than letting the technical journal, "Post sympathetic explanation and an the ulcers "run" them, co graduate Medicine." tinued the eminent authorities.
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the understanding "atlitude on part of the physician are im- portant for long term results in the treatment of dyspepsia,
"This is perhaps the moet
It's simple to see how times generate indigestion and
Indigestion incang mony ulcers; just look around. The things to people who have it Important factor in manage-
"has a feeling of but actually it is one days mari Insecurity as he depends more "disturbed
on others, and he has a schse of frustration from not
A job completed with his own hands,
thingmont, but unfortunately 11 physiology of the often is the least stressed. The When physician should explain to the sect Eustro-intestinal tract,
that occurs repeatedly, the patient how therapy will help deplorable altuntion must be him heal bls ulcer. The examined thoroughly by the patient should be taught to
stress, doctor to find out the precise avold
over-fatigue, alcohol, coffee, etc, and to iș- cause or causes,
to crease his dode of medicines in of advance when an unavoidable to stressful event occurs."--United for Press.
Individual with "The ayspepsin or ulcer often had, in addition to outside
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possibility
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too high for attainment, and he provide a
has a sense of frustration ana fallure when the perfectionistle standards cannot be mel.”
Uses for Bicarbonate of Soda
1. Add a pinch of learbonate of soda to sliced onions when you are frying them and this makes them softer and
more easily digested, and they cook quicker. 2. To keep soups fresh add a pinch of bicarbonate Boda before setting aside.
of
stain rug,
3. To remove a milk
from a carpet or sprinkle the stain with bicarbonate of soda,
Some
When the soda dries, use brush or vacuum and the stain will disappear.
4. Starch that burns on the iron makes the job of pressing almost impossible. condition, To remedy the allow the iron to cool, then clean rub the solo plate with
cloth on damp # which has been sprinkled after- blcarbonate of soda,
BOYS'
By HILLARY WENTWORTH
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wards pletely.
off wiping
20-
art
5. Rub flymorks on gik frames
gently усту
with a cut soft lemon, then with a cloth which has been dipped in a solution of a tablespoon of bicarbonate of soda dissolved in a pint of warm water,
A pinch of bicarbonate of soda added to rhubarb or cooking will apples while effectively remove the acid Lasto
flavour.
7. To
and Improve
remove scorchi
10.
course, but also
sound basis
Treating Two Types Of Dandruff
By PATRICIA COMPTON
D'Enemy No. 1 to
bicarbonate of soda prevent milk from curdling is when bringing it to boil.
any
ANDRUFF is Public treatment should begin at once. The dry type of dandruff, which is evident by the flessness of cooling greens will ensure that the food retains head of shining healthy the hair and the shower of little its natural colour.
hair. And given half a white flakes each time the hair combed, should be com- 9. In warm of stormy weather chance it will visit any scalp is
batted with the hot oil treat- remember that pinch of that is not protected against ment. Heat o Bttle olive off and will It. Furthermore, dandruff with a small wad of cotton stubborn, and clings wool dab the oil all over tho the tenaciously once it has got a scalp. Do this by parting the hair in sections." If possible, hold.
wrap your head in a turban and To keep your scalp healthy allow the oil to remain all and free from this troublesome night, and shampoo your hair
shampoo your
hair next morning. Between sham- condition, regularly once a week and brush poce massege and brush your It vigorously each night at least heir daily. 100 strokes, Massage also help to keep dandruff at bay. Using your thumbs for balance, place your fingers over your scalp and in an attempt to loosen the scalp. If you do this To make a felly set quickly for five minutes each day the just add 1⁄2 teaspoon of circulation will be greatly bicarbonate of soda whilst provca, still hot, stir well and cool For those who suspect
the
11.
marks from a white silk blouse, make
with cold a paste water and bicarbonato of soda. Cayer the mark with this and leave to dry.
8. Bicarbonate of soda added to the water in which you
12.
For bee stings apply a pasle bicarbonate of seda. Di Spread thickly at once on the sting and it will give Instant refier.
A pinch of blcarbonate, of soda added to mashed potatoes makes them fluffler and lighter.
in the usual way.
rotate them
dandruff already has a
AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The Sleepy Caterpillar
IT
- He Dreamed of Beautiful Butterfly Wings —
By MAX TRELL
was a lovely spring morning. WEID, sunny, fresh and bright.
The leaves caught the stadight, CROSSWORD The Windows of the houses all
Across 1. Is this Wint go through a Bcoleman's head when he learn
of
country's ME:07. Di
7. He's another. (41 9. it code pinyor una lament. Twild rose. (V) 13, the boy in perfect
14 They form your cha 10. Given him
16. Take fun food. (31)
(0)
17. End of a grouse, (3)
(3)
10 Words, wards, words-these are
tangible, maybe. (3)
10. Ho criod to tokes Nero. (8).
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2. Cold sarz "uf som rovar. (4)
2. Beren En talked about. (4)
21. A up with these can be pali-
ful. (6)
Down
1. Roaming partner with 2 Dowa, 1. See 1 Down. 17;
8. Darenth everything in cours
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a reminder of 1ä18.. (5, 8)
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And the caterpillar nodded and yawned again.
"That's what I'm going to do, I'm going to make my bed and go to sleep," the caterpillar aald. "You mean you're really going
to make your bed?" Knart said,
The caterpillar didn't answer. He crawled off the leaf and "But it's so early," Knart sald stopped at the spot where the to the enterpillar. "I don't see twig of the brush hung against why you should be sleepy. No another twig, "Are you going to
make it right there?" one else is."
Yes, I know it," sald tho caterpillar.
--
along Wide Avenue caught the brightness. The bees hummmed, and there was nothing tresher than the breeze which blew up from Lolly Lake on the other much yesterday," Hiawatha put side of the town,
In.
"I thlak he walked around too
I was Carly on this lovely
"Why don't you take a little morning that Knarf, the shadow up?" Knurt said to the cater- with the turned-about name, dis- pillar, covered his friend Hlowatha, the Wooden Indian, apparently having
conversation someone in a bush.
a
with
1
"Yes right here," said the caterpillar,
"But what are you going to make It with? You haven't got any blankets or sheets or covers or pillows. You haven't got anything," said Knari,
Bogan Weaving
With the olly type of dandruff the hair and scalp are excessive- ty olly and greasy, Soft and to the scalp pose scales cling
clog the pores. Again, brushing and massaging are an that important part of the treat-
imm- ani
hold,
"Why don't you take little nap?" Knarf asked Caterpillar,
sleepy.
sleepy....50-00-00 |
Knari and heard him say. ***
But the caterpillar only said
The caterpillar just started "A nap'e not enough. I'm much moving his
head from side to
"I'm so too sleepy to take just a nap. I
sido, The next instant Knart need a long sleep. Yes, I need a
was astonished to see that he very very long sleep. 0-0-0-0-
was weaving tiny little white Mawatha simply can't stop yawning, wish I had a bed,"
threads. He wove them round hope you don't mind my going I'll wake up und round
The to sleep like this,
And when I wake up, "A bed?" said Kaarf, in aur threads were firmly attached to soon.
the bush, like a kind of ham- I'll fly over the whole garden. with my own wings mock. He kept weaving more "I'll fly...
Good night,... and more,...more and more un-oh-hh-h. til at last he was all covered ex good night." cept for the top of his head,
Didn't Seem Odd
odd to This did not seem Knari. He was well aware that Hiawatha, the Wooden Indion, often had conversations with prise, friends who happened to live in bushes,
However, Knarf decided to see who this friend wat, so he walk- ed over to the bush.
"Ho!" greeted Hiawatha when Knart came over. "I'm talking. to A friend who lives in the bush."
"That's what I thought," said Khart. "Who is het I. mean where is he?"
Hiawatha pointed to a cater- pillar lying on the end of a icat. His eyes were' half-closed and he yawned as Knarf came up to him.
le He Sloopy?.
"What's the matter with him?” Knart naked Hiawatha. ultra hr sleepy?"
"He can hardly koop his eyes open." Hiawathe answered: "I don't know what's the matier with him. I've never apps any- „body no sleepy la mợ, whole life,"
"If you need a bed," sald Illawatha, "you'll have to make one;"
hia body.
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As Rupert feels himaill swang Come let's have a cup of tea."! He off the ground he cannot declés : starta od briskly but Rupert holds back. Oh, please don't go until whether the stranger'e senila in a kindly one or not." "Wall, wall, so you've told gis about that ball,*"* my new ball har browgha che Little Ise cries. How did it keep on bear himmliyi: to chuckies rolling until it got here ? And why "You're just the one I wanted. dài it get stuck part way wa the I'm and you were in liquiditive.. door?.
MONTE, ASIJAYED
The sloopy caterpillar pulled the cover over his head and fell fost' antcop.
..
Knarf and Hiawatha walled a moment or two to see if he really was asleep. Then they walked oft...
"That caterpillar and that when he woke up again he was going to fly with wings," Knort said, "Did he really mean 'that? Caterpillars don't dy.”
But butterflies do? Hiawn ihn · said, "You'll see that gloopy caterpillar la going to wake up:
a very lively butterfly," "Ob-ep that's it!" said Knark, "Do caterpillars always feel aleopy before they turn into but- terales?"
Hiawatha nodded. How many times he nodded, Kaart was not quite sure. Later he told Teddy it was ten thousand times
ment. To rid the scalp of these dandruff scales before a sham- poo, however,
over go
the whole of the head with a ne toothecanb. Then wash and dry the hair and apply good scalp Lonic. You can either buy good scalp tonle--there ore plenty on the market-or use a home-made one. Sixty grains of sulphur mixed with one ounce of vaseline is excellent for the cily type of dandruff. This mix- ture should be massaged the scalp every three or four days.
into
Don't be afraid. {s champoo your hair frequently, dally necessary. You can gradually
get down to the once a week routine as the dandruf signs of decreasing.
show's
Finally, if dandruff does sol show any sign of improving with. home treatment, you should im- mediately
sidin specialist.
consult
Tailored Outfit
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