THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1957.
This Funny World
"Lend me $10, Daddy, but give me only $5, then you'll owe me $5, I'll owe you $5 and we'll be even,"
BY
•
THE
THE suggestion
• WAY
by Beachcomber
that prelly girl should take sales manship in hand, and go abroad to sell English goods, is full of
fun.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
H
Reversal Play Assures Slam
By OSWALD JACOBY
AND No. 7 from the Inter- collegiate championships is a toughy. North and South must Best bid the simuli slam in das mondts and the South has to make it.
If North responds with two
hearts there is nie trouble getirtz lo six.. South bids two spades, North shows his diamond sup- port and South checks for ave und then bids the diamond stern.
West opens the queen of clubs. South wins the trick and plays the king of trumps. This cately play is designed to guard against the possibility of finding West
WEST
33 95+
+JI 32
QJ107
South
МОКТА
AKQ4
KJB3
●AQ79
B
EAST
*
47052 ❤AQ 1001
None
+6532
SOUTH (D)
AAJ 10 9
❤7
• K9004
AK4
Both vulnerable
West North
Pass
2❤
Pass
Basi Pass Pass
N.T. Pass
U O
Pass
A business man has admitted that he bought some foreign goods which he did not want, because the saleswoman was pretty. Many a Turkish taifor would And himself landed with 4,000 boilers it Mundle Slop- corner went out on the warpath. |
Full Fathom Five
MAN who, for a bet, ale a slice of cake under water.
A will, I hope, start a new craze
Professor Talltrouser las nirendy edible mode selection of weeds from the sta-floor in his admirably succinct
Linder Water Nutrition for Bestinner" and there
an excellent article" by an Aylesbury welder, describing how, while
Weymouth, he dis-
holiday at
4X1
puted the possession of a juicy wood with 14 Bile fishes, He raptured one of them, and frit to cook it, but the water pot | bin his under-water glove.
they say.
Never Go Up'
Or
Lauras: There is only question in the world, and it is never answered,
Lighthouse-keeper:
Thero is
e answer, been there is no question,
Murderer: A smashing blow on the head is answer though.
sta
Beggar: 1, who am deaf, henr the roaring of the
40 leagues beyond Thule. Can any of you hear that?
Mechanic: It is ly vinee the lindfolded me that I have begun to see,
Lighthouse-kemper: I. whe commanded a million speurs of light, was always at the bottom of a dark well,
YOUR BIRTHDAY......... By STELLA
WEDNESDAY, MAY 15
PORN today, you are one of those to whom beauty in your surroundings, case, comfort and the pleasures of ilving can be come a handicap rather than an expression of your aesthetle nature. You love fine art, beauti- ful clothes, good food and wines, and above all, charming com- pany. You women are the typo to desire only the best and will conduct a serious campaigns to make what is called a "good" marriage. You believe there should be love, too, but you have auch an affable nature, it is so easy to love anyone! ·
master of the spoken word to do just that.
It is likely that you would be at your best at senie job of pra- motion, advertising or selling. You may be trying to project an idea or a product. In either case, you should be highly successful. Fond of travel, you will want to vialt most of the far places of earth-Just so long as they are not too far away from the com- forta und pleasures of civilisa- tlo,
1
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Among those born on this date were: Clifton Fadimon, critic; Constance Cammings, actress; Joseph Cotten, actor; Arthur Schnitzler, playwright; P. Fleming, astronomer: William S. Rainey and Levi Licoln, slates- me; Marquis de Vauban, Freoch military hero, and Edwin A. Alderman, educator.
You men are inclined to be a little tyrannical. You admit that nothing succeeds like success and when you are on top of the heap, you begin to wonder why others have to be anywhere else! You are impatient with those who foll. Perhaps you and it too casy to succeed! Fortunately. To find what the stark gave th you do have n kindly and store for you loinorrow; select sympathetic nature underneath, your birthday star and read the and it is up to you to let that corresponding parograph, Let side of you show, You are your birthday star be your dally enough of a diplomat and a guide.
THURSDAY, MAY 16
21)
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May An exceptional opportunity 10 prove your position, butts social profesional, emmes to your attention tow.
GRMENT
22-June 21) {May You may be more than ordinarily LKİYETU BERDme a financial matter If in partnership with someone else. Make a profit.
CANCER June 22-307 23) A Line day for romance, so develop
TARGET
A Y T
TRB
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How many words t For letters ut more CAD you make from the Tettors in the Aquare on The left to tasking decli word, the Letters 15 each of the Sinult suures may be used once nly. Each word must containi The turke letter in the centre
Square, and there must be at rast one nine-letter word in the Ma pturals ; no foreign Sturda
namel proper TODAY'S TARGET: 22 words, Food 40 words, very good; ad words, excellant. tomorrow.
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Lesure "tanle tale tari latians test tall,
test potențial at this time. Abo comble nocial pleasure and britve SE.
1.50 (July 24-Aug Do what is necessary to accomplish your routine job, but don't pusti too; Hardt Get some 190ch needed rest this everding.
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VIRGO CABC. 24-Sepi Creative work in ille bets would prove expecially rewarding just surw. There is pleamite in ramanice, as well.
LIDIA
73)- (Bep, zi+Oct, A journey add newly-made contacta can bring unexpected good fortune at me and in busineHS.
SCORPIO (Oct. 26-Nov. 22) Finish up an important job so that you can make plans for a week-end In the country. It will do you goodi
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)... Burdness channels are setive for you, and an extra profit should be yours if you manage things right.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)- There's romance for you and DES especially successful business venture appears on your herizon, as well.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 1-Pob, 10)- Anticipate Ag from one expected source. Borne lang-forgotten huusives venture buy now mature.
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Expect the, unexpected and you won't be surprised. For some-and you may be among them-tie newn Can be very good, indeed,
ABIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)~~ Making new friends today ray bring you in touch with freih contorta Bler. Increase your popularity.
WOMANSENSE
Smart Travelling Ensemble Doctors Disagree On
A travelling ensemble in pale blue wool, highlighted with a blue beaver stole. From famous furcler Revillon of Paris Arence France-Presso,
Diet Restrictions For Overweight Children
New York. "have dong best in their tolat viewpoint of adjustment," have been childzen FROM the
psychological selence, over- who were "accepted the way weight Is Tot always
were," on they
and "the
tulsturbances, abnormal arul harmful condition serious emotional that should be or could be re- Including schizophrenle develop- ment, were observed in those moved by leiary_restrictions,"
most
"Whether we like it or not, in whom there had been the consider
most persistent and hostile pre- il attractive or ugly, we must recognise it as an un- occupation with their weight." deniable
She referred to fol inet that for many
children people weight is an Important who Bad been treated and under factor their adaptation-it observation through childhood may serve ks protection and adolescence Into athulthood. gainst more serious illness, Reducing, she said, was "con continued 'Dr Hilde Bruch. monly recommended" for solving She is associate clinileal pro- the psychological problems of fessor of psychiatry at Columbia fat elda, but in pome "the University's College of Physi- denial of the desire for food, a clans and Surgeons, and was desire which is deeply inter- attempting to put a brake on the woven with unfulfilled needs for now general medies] precept affection and security, becomes that all overweight persons, an additional psychological children included, should be re- traumu," she said. theed by restrictions on eating. Here was a dissenting volge in an all but unanimous medical "SIGNIFICANT"
chorus calling for eating restric- Dr Bruch granted that juct tions upon the overweight with being fat exposes children and cunningly devised diets which, permut adolescents to "psychological in- for example, frequently Jury. This injury produces ranges or tangerines for fot are sweet- "serious
deep seated Elde because they emotional. disturbances." But tasting without being fattening the stresses which lead to the and yield vitamin C. Dr Bruch's disturbances may have been contention was that any physt- Jalready present and Ied to clan should know and stand the psychological "over-eating and obesity."
prescribing
and
To her was "significant" before
that over-weight children
who filets.
Useful Hints For The Cook
1. Potato chips are more crisp ond full of invour if they are sour in silt wster and then dried thoroughly before frying.
2. Grate a week's supply of cheese and store it in an airtight bottle. It will then always be ready to use for salads, sandwiches and omelettes etc.
3. Bones and ment for soup
should
into be put
cold Water and heated slowly
to draw out the Julee. Meat that is in be eaten, how- ever, should go into bolling water in order to seal the Juices.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Knarf And His Friends
-The Merry Group Went Off On A Picnic-
By MAX TRELL
skipping and jumping down the street, singing the whistling- Jaughing-singing song.
Beggar: Throw
TNARF, the shadow boy with boite the Die a
turned-about name,
Then, right on the corner, with plenty of meat on it 1
and they met the Policeman. He was can Smell the north wind, went hopping, skipping There is now in my veins,
jumping up the street. He felt Anished telling the automobiles Bke laughing and he fell ko to stop and to go. He was on Murderer: Red snow. redainging and he felt like whistl- his way home. snow, ny brave lad. Give me ing. He couldn't decide which to
a penny, and I will end your do first, so he did all three to-t
gelber hunger with my pretty knife, Pass
Pass Paus
Opening lead-♣Q
with all four trumps. If East holds all four trumps nothing can be done about it.
Sure enough, West has all the trumps and now South can't afford to ruff out his small club.
His Arst thought is to try to set up a discurd on a heart, so he leads a low heart toward dumny. It doesn't matter what heart he plays from dummy. East wins and ploys
a secprid club, Now South is rendy for a dummy reversal play, He leads the six of trumps and overtakes with the appropriate card dummy.
This is the song that Knart
• In the
curreal number of laughed and sang and whistled the Under-Sea
as he went hopping and skipping Recorder.
and Jumping up the street:
Argus
inal
CROSSWORD
12
jc
EXO
A heart is ruffel with the eight of trumps and the four- spot played. Again dummy whis the trick as cheaply. possible. A third heart is Trumped, and dumimy I entered with the
queen of spades.
The last trump from dummy allows South to discard his losing club und pullu West's last trump at the same time. There are vio trumps left anywhere and South's hand is good for the rest
of the tricks.
♥+CARD Sens044|
Q-The bidding has been: North
Bouth Well
1
You, Bouth, hold:
AK 7. WJ 10 94 4K3 4A 3905
What do you do?
A—Bid,two no-trump. Game
at no-trump locka more probable
than at claus.
TODAY'S QUESTION
You hold the same hand. The bidding has been:
Wenk
NT. Past
North
East South
14
3A
1 Pass
What do you, South, do?
Answer Tomorrow
12
Across
"I whistled a song.
It sounded so long)
I laughed a song.
It sounded all wrong!
1. sang a song.
It didn't belong!
So I whistled and laughed
And sang my song
And that was perfect for
Running along!"
"Hello, Policeman," Kharf, the Milkman Mailman.
said
and the
"Hello. boys," with tho Pollecman, rodding to Knarf the Milkman End the Mailman.
Policeman's Invited
"If you're through with your work," said Knari, "why don't you come with us? We're going on a plenie."
2-22
Knarf and Milkman went skipping up the street.
"Hello,
Knari.
everybody!"
sald
"Hello, Knarf!" body.
said every-
They found a pleasant spot
So they all went hopping, under a tree where it wasn't too skipping and jumping around sunny, it wasn't too shady, it the corner, singing the whist!- wasn't too hot ing-laughing-singing song.
Up one street and down an
olher, they went. They crossed
the bridge and climbed the hill
and it wasn't too cold-and there's where
they all had their pinie.
It lasted all afternoon. "Goodbye, Milkman," said and finally they reached the cild Inarf. Coodbye, Mallman,
Mat The Milkman
the street, of the town. There were the Foliceman, Busman, Candyman, Halfway down
felds and meadows going Knart met the Milkman,
with grass Iceman, Bergageman and home after his day's work. and trees and dalsies and butter- Clergyman. Goodbye, plaîp or-
cupa and crickets and bees and dinary Man.” "Hello, Milkman," said Kearf, birds and squirrels and fresh "Hello, Knarf," said the Milk-
air all over the place.
Mar 1. Tas sergesat major of the Boo'l
19. WAT
11. He counts for something. 12 Do this to the thought. (01 14. Horal halpor ahould be.
401
17. Žála estate is worth developing,
18 Docs tila help to get out a fluid
fee or thoughLY (8)
19. No fast worker | 1)
20, The boss of the pooan 1 (9-9 41. Jug terins
Down
1. Learn A te mind to sho
Indi. (9)
*. He could say ditio when nga
Listed under you. (8)
3. turi Friday. (3)
1. Gay philanderer. (0)
3. Lino in rallway oledion.
Annoys (9)
It can be clearing. (3)
B. Here's a dangor, (8)
(0)
9. The Spanish river goes zound.
"If you're through with your wark," said Knarf, "lete go on a pienie,"
"Fine," suld the "let's go."
Milkman,
So Kaart and the Milkinan went hopping and skipping and jumping up the street, singing the whistling-taughing-slaging
rong.
Three-quarters of the way up the street, they met the Mail- man. He was through deliver. ing all his lettem and was his way home.
on
"Hello, Malimen," said Krarf zak Era and the Milkman.
the wrong way, ind.
13. Tako it. te
15. Commun, Or
boren Varigly
tatoily up- DOMAKI A { Y
(5)
mush in
THIS ADSWOT.
∙ly Start of tas
Whekly balt-
I
(6)
Freredey's solattal
"Hello, Knarf. Hello, MIK- man," said the Mailman.
"If you're through with your work," said Knarf, "let's go on u plenie."
"Okay with me," said the Modimon..
So Inari The Milman pod The Mailmani went hopping,
They met a Busman, a Candy- man, an leeman, a Baggagemán, a Clergyman, and Anally plain urdinary Mai,
BAML
all
"Goodbye, Knnel!" they
Then Knart went jumping and skipping and hopping all the way home
he sang ant whistled and daughed,
23
Rupert and the Rolling Ball-6
After much running and laugh. strupper. says Poday Ruperi ing Rupert manager to get the ball has hardly begun to speak when put Alay in the poul," and "While there is a cry from Algy and they ihe pug ruma grvée the slopescasper across to me what be to fitch it "the others gather in 'wants. ** The bell's diappeared."" mid-fiski ne a besathar. Now says Algy, ?? It- sommi
about that ecki stimulit dawn hare!!
tell
By Hillary Wentworth
ם in
4. To test cooking eggą, place glass of cold water; if the egg rises and floats inidway in the water, I will have a musty flavour, 5. Before adding dried frull to your cakes and puddings, chop it roughly and it will
twice as far.
6. The palest way of remoy- ing the outside of a burnt cake without spoiling thr appearance in to grate It gently with a grater when the cake is cold.
7. To prevent the yolks of hard-boiled eggs discolour- Ing round the rim, cracke the shell of each egg ny
under-
factors reducing
UNIFORM SUCCESS
Her views were published by the technical Journal, "Clinical Nutrilon" which also presented Holmes those of Dr Richards soon as, it is cooked and Hoffman of Santa
And, Calit., allow it to remain in the who reported a uniform success water until it is quite cold. in rexiueing 30 boys and 30 8. To prevent filling rocking girls by selentine
food restric-
into the pie crust, dust over tions. "The personally Im- the bottom crust with
children provement in raixture of flour and sugar adolescents Is
before adding fruit or other
aling,
striking a
and added:
and
lenst DG the chango
. A litle lemon juice worked anatomic contour," he said, into the butter before "While it is quite possible ranking savouries or spread that psychie unrest colises in sandwiches
brings out obesily in many ndulis, 0:10 the flavour of the fillings wonders it, in children at least, especially this theory does not place the when fish is used.
cart before the horse. What- cakes 10. Never keep
and ever the cause of obesity, the biscuits ID the same necessity for is treatment has
considerably
tin, ba De tonds to spell Hang, bogu recognised."—United the other,
Keystone
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