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THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, MAY

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This Funny World

"Your rooms aren't quite ready yet, Mr. Smith. So if you'll make yourself comfortable in the lobby, or perhaps you have some shopping or sight-seeing to do..."

BY

THE WAY .

by Beachcomber

CHILD of four was just know something of his victim;

into

A about to light has clear, the more the better.

when hig father Camc the nursery.

"I say," sold the proud father, "do you think

you ought to smoke so many cigars?" "That's O.K.. bud," replied the child, "It helps me to relax."

Narkover maxim

TOR the

FOR

dealer to protest, the hand I "That is not dealt you," is to carry frankness

to ridiculous extremén,

A BOY engaged in negotiating.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Set Is High In Toumey

By OSWALD JAVOBT

HERE is another hand that contributed 40 Edgar Kap- lan's victory in the Lko

· Master's Individual.

Kaplan's opening bid was a end his partner'a

single raise did not encourage him in the slightest. Hence, he passed South's two-spade'call.

When Fast raised again, Edgar

·was pleased. He was sure that ho could make three diamonds and hoped to be allowed to play that contract, North's belated three-spade bid WILD passed around to Edtar and he decided to double,

A double of this naturo bad business in rubber bridge, You will probably got the op- ponents ono trleli, but if de clarer succeeds in bringing home his contract he will score game

NORTH AJ942 VAQI

+QJ76

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EAST (D) 465

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WEST AT 9532

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master

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EVERY Narkover knows that most boys' grand- mothers die a day or two before a big race-meeting.

THE EXPERT card-player resembles a conjurer; one won- ders how it is done.

THE CLEVER LIAR,, having been told that liars cannot look you straight in the face, will do exactly that.

Dr Rhubarb's corner

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South

Wed

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a loan from another boy should sister my luusband, put his legs and try to get the undoubled

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you make from the fetserk in the

the left in making

the Fetters in each of the small squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the incre

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In the centre

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plurals

no foreign names. words: an proper TODAY'S TARGET: 37 words, DOUG BE

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words, excellent

Tomorrow.

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P.L. wrlies: To amuse my to the sleeves of a shirt and his arms into the legs of a pair

Thea of trousers,

our vicar called. What am I to say to explain all this?.

Dr Rhubarb says: Tell him that it

your husband's birthday.

was

A dreary outlook

THE bon on television sets on

WOMANSENSE

A tie round her hips

SATILING BEAUTY for the giri with a perfect figure ... one of the trimmest swimsuite we have seen this season. In navy, figuro-hugging rayon elastic batlate, it has a 'cunning flared skirt, which just covers the tops of the thighs. An insert of guy printed cotton scross the bust matches the slotted te 'round the hips.

..

.The suit zips up the back and has a detachable halter strap for swimming, leaving the shoulders bare for sunbathing. ~London Express Service).

How to choose a rug that lasts-

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The More

In match point, duplicate, you set the opponents one trick vulnerable you ccore 200 points. This result will be close to top score if you have no game while the 100 point score for an undoubled set will be poor it you could have made your three diamonds,

West

East

Tufts, The

Better The Rug

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tufts Urbana, Ill.

per square Inch." UNIVERSITY of the more tits, the bolter the

A Illinois carpet specialist

rur.

PLEATING AND DRAPING GAIN PROMINENCE

IN PARIS FASHIONS

lightweight wool

Trens has been given

particular prominence in the Paris spring and summer collections. This is due to two main factors. Firstly, the wool mills have succeed-

ed in increasing their ranges and reducing the weights of their fabrics, with the result that the current fine wool crepes and wool muslins can compete with any other lightweight fabric and yet still retain their obvious ad- vantages. The second is the great feeling for pleat ing and draping, a pro- minent feature of today's fashion; this is best inter- preted in a dress, rather than a suit or coat.

A very wrinicled wool crepe in bright red makes a sleeveless This dress at Jacques Helm. features a bloused back with fullness round the necidine that Casually comes forward to be knotted 011 ono shoulder

front

At the same house, In the same crepe in a very acid limo yellow, is another sleeveless dress with A slender skirt which features diagonal drap ing across the front of the decollete bodice ending in a soft bow on the right shoulder,

Jacques Griffo has pleated very fine navy wool crepe to make a full-length tunle falling. straight from a narrow, plain shoulder yoke and held In loosely by a low-placed belt, The tunic is slit at the sides to reveal the narrow matching sheath of unpleated fabric worn underneath.

*

By MARIE FONTAINE

13334

JACQUES GRIFFE: A full-length pleated funto falls from a plain yoke and is split at the side seams to reveal the narrow matching sheath of. Bightweight navy wool fabric worn andermesih. A wide loose bell rests on the hips bat the natural waistline is ignored. 2. JEAN PATOU: · Lightweight black wool crepe makes this elegant dress with elbow-length plonych, a bost-shaped neckline and a wrapover skirt. The Katter la draped and elses to above the waistline, paming through a allt in the bodion and ending in a bow. - JEAN DESSES: Fullnes caurlik in at the hem is one of this season's viain fashion features. It is seen here on this soft dress of navy blue wool jernty which also has a gathered bodice and slooves falling from a plain shoulder yoke and stand-away-2 collar. 4. MAGGY ROUFF: Bloused backs are also strongly A lightweight black wool "must': for your

stroyed this season and lightweight wool fabrios are perfect But there is an exception: dress is a

for Interpreting them, This sleeveless model is in slate blue Edgar opened his ace of clubs, says the way your rug

wool crepe and has x triltuned lab reaching almost to the hem worn He had control of trumps and wears depends mainly on the diameter of the yarn also summer wardrobe and it looks

attractive In most is important,

cases, particularly

at the side of the skirt 6. JACQUES HEIM: Very light wanted to get in a TuL.

cont pastel-coloured I dashboards is very hard on signalled with the ten and Edgar the density of the pile, the the greater the twist of the under a

weight wool crepe in a bright lime yellow has been closen for this cocktail dress with a slender skirt, decollete neckline car drivers.

yarm, the better the covering Jean Patou selects black wool They will have lod his second club to East's backing and the rug pad..

crepe for a neat little dress with important will wear.

and novel draping ending in a soft bow on one, shoulder, most "The mulling to distract them from

king A third club was ruled

elbow-length alerves, boat- The 'unulterable boredom of

and Edgar still held his ace of point to check when buying

"Also turn the rug over and shaped neckline and a draped

A fine erey watching the dreary road ahead spades and ace of diamonds 10 a carpet is the density, or make sure the backing is panel on the right hip rising morning dress with a sofily- bound with navy, except the radio and Be built-

set the hand one trick.

woven," Miss

to just above the draped bodlee and a lightweight wool jersey is chosen by Lanvin Werden diagonally A driver was In gramophone.

East and

could have compactness, of pile not closely so engrossed in a programme of

"Then buy a rug pad, waistline on the left and ending- gaberdine in a putty shada used at Castillo for a dress featuring made four diamond for a score the height," explained Jane added.

in a bow,

by Marc Bokan at Jean Patou a softly-bloused, dolman-sleeved dance music thoi he was

of or underlay, to serve as point Werden, University

cushion and greally lengthen Jacques Heim has selected to Interpret his latest chasuble bodice and gathered skirt, held startled to hear the girl at his perally turned out to be a top. Illinois textiles and clothing the carpet's life." P

in at the waist by a black side saying,

wool berge to lino. "Smash that car

flimsy coral

his latest "bubble" Wool jersey has always been leather belt, lights are ahead, honey, the

Miss Worden also said that terpret with us." He reacted too slowly,

From Plerre Cardin, the la greater than and missed.

beating a carpet is as outdated line in a dress with a high- a popular fabric but this season

necked plain bodico and a skirt its popularity ng "pounding clothes."

Anny Blatt uses it in latest recruit to the ranks of with fullness widening over the ever

come two "Vacuum rugs, and carpets hlps but tapering in towards white for a simple little short- the top Paris couturiers in place

sleeved dress with a alightly of Madame FATH,

attractive dresses once or twice a weak and send the hem.

skirt and firmly-bolted very Other examples of the use of flared

The first is to a commercial cleaner

dresses waist. The edges of the wide, lightweight wool. Miss lightweight wools in

a aleeveless once a year,"

sand-coloured the red tweedy muslin rounded collar and revers, the recommends, - United are

model with cuffed, boat- chosen by Christian Dior for a sleeves and front buttoning are

shaped neckline. The skirt is cut on alender lines but An inverted pleat, starting from a little bow in the middle of the waist and widening to the hem. gives an filustion of width. For the second he has used a wool cloth with

tolle an irregular weave in an off-white

colour Cup on semi-fitted sheath lines It has

boat-shaped neckline, short sleeves and slight fuliness lot in just above the waist from

YOUR BIRTHDAY ....BY STELLA

THURSDAY, MAY 9

BORN today, you are honest, be able to exert a great deal of

just and shrewd. You have good in the world.

very definite ideas of how things Although you are able to live should be done, and you may by yourself and can always and need to guard against fanaticism. plenty to occupy yourself, you Just remember that there may do i times enjoy the company be two ways to reach the same of others. In fact, I often comes goal and think twice before as a great surprise that you can Insisting upon

method, beserious person that you are your without first listening to others, the life of the party. Fond of

opposite sex, you You have a great deal of self- the confidence and are apt to con- doubtedly will have more than Mako one opportunity to wed.

select someone sure that you who agrees with your Idoas of life or there can be unhappiness shead.

one

sider that your way is the one and

Don't for only one. moment underestimate others, for you might lose out in highly important decision.

2

un-

Among those born on this date The stars have given you ex- were: Henry J. Kaiser, ship- ceptional talent, but your road builder and financier: Moe toward your goal is not apt be Murray, actress; Richard Barrel-

371 easy and there probably mess, actor; Sir James M. wil be considerable opposition Barrie, playwright; Zita, Empress to you throughout your life. of Hungary: John Brown, You have a treat power of the abolitionist reformer; and Sage spoken word and are able to in- Richardson, author." fluence people to act in your be- To find what the stars have in half. Make certain that your store for you tomorrow, select Ideals are held high and that your birthday star and read the you do not use this influerice for corresponding paragraph. Let self-interest. For, by making im your birthday star be your daily portant self-sacrifices, zou may guide.

TAURUS

FRIDAY, MAY 10

(Apr. 21-May

21)

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If you are co-operaŭve with your Close associations can prove helpful en-worker you should find many, at this period, which is one of scilve

advance toward a definite goal.

opportunities for advancement.

OEMINI. › (May 22-June 21)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-D60. XX)-m

A now time for shopping, especially Be sure that you know how you

for chiltron'a supplica of clothing, stand at work. Also corno to a Deal advantageously with other In defnile tusderstanding 'with the busin

object of your affections.

CANCER (June 22-July 23)-- Combine social, domestic and busines

CAPRICORN (Den. 23-Jan, #2)--

BAI to the benefit of all aspects. Personality counts for great deal. Ee iactal with others.

La your career fusi Dow. So that you put your beat foot forward.

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New contacte can prove important

to your future plane. See that you The arle, appose to be especially sre ready to take full advantage of favoured, just now." If your CATERE Opportunity.

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What do you do?

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TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

473 354 ♦AK#32 4K9S

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

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BOYS'

AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

O'Scowl's Discovery

"But what about your mush- rooms?" asked Knast,

"I'm coming to that now," said -He Finds Mushrooms Grow on the Ceiling

Pixie O'Scowl. "I had just walked off Mole Street on to a kinds of moles were walking up By MAX TRELL

very narrow street called Shady and down. Some of them were Lane when I spied an old mole CITTING on a rock was Pixie dressed in brown coats, sorre of

O'Scowl looking all mud- them wore striped grey trousers Sitting at the back of a tiny shop. On a sign hanging over spattered as though he had been Some of them walked with canes the door of the shop were the agging in the wet ground. Some of them carried umbrellas, words: MUSHROOMS FOR It was Kharf, the shadow boy But every single me of them SALE, So I knocked on the with the turried-about name, wore dark sunglasses." who saw him first,

"Why did they wear dark stin- "Tell me how you got all that glasses?" asked Knart, mud on your clothes," Knarf.

sald

soms

"Because moles don't like the

Then he continued:

"I was looking around," said light," said Pixie O'scowl. Pixie O'Scowl, to buy mushrooms for our dinner. It was still very morning."

door and went in.

"The old mole looked at me over the top of his dark glassce and said: 'How many? I replied in surprise: How many, what?' "How many mushrooms, of said the old mole.

"All along Mole Street were course,' early in the shops and stores. In the shops, That's what you came in for,

didn't selling

you? were salesmen-moles

"Yes," I said. asked the old mole again.

"We'll be ten for dinner,' I said to the old mole;

"Just then I met a Toud wear shoes, clothes, books, furniture H Very well, how many?' ing a pair of green pants. He and plctures; in the other shops, greeted me and I think they were selling shovels, picks, greeted him. At any rate, I axes and all sorts of tools for asked him where I could buy digging and building." some mushrooms so early in the morning. He said I could buy He pointed them in Mole City. to a little hill of loose earth behind an oak tree, He sold that was the trance,

Well-Kept Place

Pixie "Well," continued O'Scowl, "I squeezed through the entrance was just space between two rock-and a few minutes later, I found myself at the top of a long, sloping tunnel; When I got to the bottom of the tunnel, I saw I was in a street,

"On the corner lamp post, ut

up by a glowwOKEN, WAS &, ilgo roading: Mole Street,

"Wern

you in Mole City?" Knarr askog Pizia Oficowi. O'Beawi nodded.

SHIE WAS. Brety plassant and

Rupert and the Rolling Ball-—1

at

It is trid-winter and aneroid lovely, Rupert omdies. ** 1o1) taku morning Rupert in wondering what the new · ball, tharcama, to do. " I shall not be wanting you: Christmas." He haarzina away from to help me indoors todays""" saya), the corteggja At first he can find * Mrs. Bear. The mow important nobody. Then a little favoN COUNSE thẳng la-to" koep warm, in You'd protting are the slopes. ** Hello, "better and your frande, and ran Kaparty cries WIEN MON er about for a while. #5? That'll be 24" Let'ka; have a game."

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The old mole looked at O'Boowi over his glassCS.

In

n, round-topped panel trimmed with two buttons in the centre front of the skirt,,

Wool fabrica can be dyed in particularly lovely colours and dew there colours a depth which is not possible in any other type of cloth.

from the current examples Parla collections are the red wool musțin used by Jacques Griffe for

on

Excellent

unfited, low-

waisted dress and the yellow

wool tolle chosen by the cama

designer for n: town dress,

The

tailored

"That'll be ten dozen mush-shirt rooms," said the old Mole,

From The Ceiling "With that, he got up from his chair, climbed up a ladder and picked the mushrooms that were growing down from the top of the ceiling,

Iharf exciaimed in astonish ment; he thas where muah- rooms grow?"

“There's where they grow in Mole City," mid Pizie O'scowl..

former features

calor, three-quarter

粒 sleeves,

insorted, buckled belt resting on the hips and a double inverted, plent running from shoulder to widest, and again from waist to thigh at Tha each side of the front. latter has a slender skirt and softly-bloused bodice held at the waist by a knotted leather belt. Short sleeves fall from dropped shoulderline and Lire buttons are used as trimming.

"But how did you get so spak Household Hinta

tered (with mud?': Krust asked."

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