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"What else does it do?"
BY. THE. WAY
by Beachcomber
You can read a boy's charac-
AST summer I attempted to
counter the influence of ter by the way he shuffles the those terrible seaside postcards, cards,
which are rotting the nation, by
kill more cultured cap suggesting tions. I will have another iry,
Under the picture of a man with a faming red noot, who is looking through a telescope at a bathing girl, let us print: "My
nose
a
THE CHINA - MAIL,
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•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
East Blocks Long Hearts
By OSWALD JACOBY
THE hour
THE
was late and the
rubber bridge. As is frequently the case,
the bidding had become hot And heavy.
South started the proceedings with a horrible four club bid and West's overenli was just as bad, Fortunately for West, North was in the swing and bid five clubs to doubling the in preference four spade bld. East put in a theerful double and the bidding
WAS OVET,
West opened his singleton facts, of hearts. A low heart Was
played from dummy and East had a moment of decision. His
NORTE
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EAST AK7
WEST AQJ 10985
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boy Stop a backward cribbing and you
from
thie
ambition,
10
PRE
Boys must not be asked
who cannot respect a muster beat them at their own game.
They are thinking it over TRANG up the Gordon Hotels
Is sunburned already. This tiresome young lady is obstruct-
Group yesterday, and said "I ing my view of a lovely cloud- effect over what Byron calls the wish to speak to the chairman.
Under ocean. *doep blue
My offer to buy the Group still picture of a man groping his stands," There was n long way into his lodgings and leav-
a deal of muttering pause, then ing his boots in the hall,
and whispering. I heard the suggest: "Had to stand
all word "crazy" then another through the lecture on Henry James. My poor feet! I'm so you speak of?" £50,000,000," tired I'm quite unsteady."
A head master's maxima
FROM a selection of scholastic FROM
maxims by Dr Smart-Allick, in his addresses to the shool, take one or two examples:-
Those who say that money is unimportant cannot logically complain when they are relieved of it.
Cheating is the unsuccessful boy's name for initiative and enterprise.
volce spoke. "What is this offer
said I, and not a million more "Thank you.
We will inform the chairman. What name did you
yv?! "Mohammed Kof, acting for the Shuzawart Hotel Development Trust." "Good day." "Good day,"
Nothing to do with me
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No one vulnerable
South West North East
多痛 Điề Double
Pass Pas
Opening lead-♥ J
cheerful double
A
did not seem too good when he looked at Gunany's high cards.
His first idea was to win the heart and give his partner ruff.
thought A little more showed that his side would take the first two tricks but no more. His partner would be able to knock out one of
of dummy's aces but then the
clubs of queen would be led and finessed and trumps would be drawn. After- words declarer would got to dummy with the other ace and discard any losers on the estab- lished heart suit.
Therefore East played his low heart. South won the trick with the queen and returned the sull East won that trick and led the king of spades. Dummy's acc held that tricle and the queen of clubs was played. East put up his king. South won that trick with the ace and processed
in hats, run trumps
hope of a pseudo-queeze but to no avall. West held on to two high spades and East guarded diamonds and held on the ace of hearts as long sa necessary.
The clowning of the beauty queen will take place in July.
(News item).
Instead A-WELCOME change.
of posing in a bathing slip, Truth is comparative; other she will parade with a red nose
and a number of funny wise there would be 110 sales-
each smaller than the other, men,
which she will remove one by A fool and his
Malds odc.
honour in baggy Boon parted. It is the sensible trousers will squirt soda-water boy who makes the operation over her as she tumbles about difficult.
on the promenade,
money are
YOUR BIRTHDAY......... By STELLA
to
0
do not
TUESDAY, APRIL 30
DORN
have and devoted, today. you
but you Bo
serious, contemplative mind want your marriage partner to analyse everything which show a possessive spirit. You are You far too much the free soul to Dothes to your attention, hove a real bent for the natural want to be dictated to.
Yet it sciences and probably will be your partner understands this interested in all experimental attitude and permite you to get your emotional ivory phases of the work. You have a nway Into
for hard, sustained work tower every capacity
once in a while, and since you have a feeling there is no one more devoted or for malhematies, you can handle loyal. Be sure to select someone detall work with precision. who is your intellectual equal if Actually, you also have a flair you are to find sustained happi-,
will ness on all levels. for business and accumulate
a come for
Among those born on this date tune during your Ufetime.
Sir John
Lubbock, You have an alertness which, were
Vanderbilt when combined with
ith a calm at scientist; Comellus
Jr., author, William Pitkin, Con- tude toward life, makes you a
Colonia! governor valuable person during a
crisis, necticut
William II. Crame, actor; Henry It i likely that both friends at O. Houghton, publisher; Fulton relatives will recognise this trait
Lewis Jr., news commentator and and come
time of to pou
author; and, Robert C. Minor, trouble. You are sympathetic
ortist. toward all and will have a large group of friends who, in case of emergency, will be as helpful
To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select to you as you have been to them your birthday star and read the is the past.
corresponding paragraph. Let When it comes to love and your birthday star be your daily romance, you are affectionate guide.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 1
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) some ihan usual today and anticipate New, methods" of work may prove highly important to the future, wel Zate
GEArself and your family. 22-June 21) (May
A journey may be only in the plan ning stage, Do something definite
reservation About m
right Away.
CANCRIE (June 22-July · 23)—
Sourth lost two spade tricks and was down one.
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TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1957.
WOMANSENSE
"FAIR LADY" HAIR DRIER
This new-style hair-drier is shortly to appear on the British market. Named the "Fair Lady”, the drier Incorporated_a hood and a sleeve-thus avoiding all wastage of heat, The drier can also be used in the conventional manner, if so wished.-Express.
NEW DIOR
Pare
APPLE SOUFFLE SERVED WITH LEMON NUTMEG SAUCE
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By IDA BAILEY: ALLEN
SWEET souffle is one of the most elegant of desserts, yet it is not difficult to prepare," observed the Chef, during one of the long motor drives on our tour of the Weat Const.
"In France, a chestnut souffle is the favourite; In Australia, it's the chocolato souffle; in Bermuda, the banana souffle. But here on the West Coast have met a remarkable new member of this aristocratic family which I would be honoured to present with your permission, Madame,”
Apple Souffle: Separate 3 ozzá. Beat the yolks until lemon coloured. Beat in c. vanilla mugar, 1 tsp. pure extract and 1⁄2 tsp. almond extract.
In
ม
saucepan, moit 1⁄4 s. butter or margarine. Blend in
A hot Apple Bouffle and open whole wheat bread mindwiches spread with cream cheese and grated apple.
4.c. flour; gradually add 1 c. moderate oven, 325 F., or until peeled spring turnips cut in mlik. Cook-stir over low heat puffy and brown. until thick and bolling. Siir
into the egg yolk mixture.
Fold in 1 c. shredded pealed raw apples, mixed with 1 tbsp. Add c. fresh lemon juice. ine
cookie or light-coloured cake crumbs,
Beat the three eng whlice until stiff peaks form. Gradually add
continue to beat until stift.
thirds, 4. scraped carrots halved
Serve at 0000 with fresh lengthwise und 1c. halved lemon nutmeg sauce,
green beans,
If more luld seems necessary, sugar, 1 tbsp. add a little water. Cook until
few grains Stir in c.
Fresh Lemon Nutmeg Sauce: Combine 4 C cornstarch and a salt in a saucepan. water. Cook, stirring constant- ly, until thick and clear.
Stir
fork-tender.
TRICK OF 'THE CHEP
Add 4 tsp. fine-crushed cardamom seed when making
Remove from the heat, c. additional sugar;
in c. fresh lemon juice, apple souffle or applesauce, tap. pure vanilla extract and tsp. ground nutmeg,
Servo
Fold into the apple mixxfure, Turn into a not-oiled 11⁄2 qt. baking dish. Place in a pun. Pour in hot water to the depth Soufle, of 2", Balre in Д slow to
GIRDLE FLATTERS
FIGURE
THE YOUNG
Now York. way. "A woman who wears a would have to go through some TRANGE things are three coat probably takes a Ava "modifications to be accepted
here." dress," sald Oppenheimer, happening in the
Either is pretty small. Ann never-dull world of fashion. Fogarty, a designer who helped "It may be all right as is for The size three for women to pioneer the five and seven in the young, slim figure," he said,
Bet....well, makes its debut this spring, the dress industry, said the five "But the older joining the ranks of the fives fits the woman with a 21-inch doubt it."
She has no immediate and sevens we used to consider waist. miniatures in the measurement plans for making threes. department.
♥+CARD Sensen♦ | York coat manufacturer.
Q-The bidding has been:
West
14
North
East. South Double 14 Press 2 d Double Pres
I „You, South, hold: MES 976 $Q651 40 3 10 8 7
What do you do?
A—Pas, If two clubs doutled makes. It is no tragedy, but you Ögure sa met the contract any- WAY.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been:
Boath Bart
North
14
West
You, South, hold: AKJ987 V32 4878 4954
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What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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out of the (45) VIRGO (Ang: 24-Sept. 23) 12. He comes away from the Mechanical ventions may pay you excellent dividenda today, so 13. Shake up at Bom? (8) You may be a little more 'adventure., develop rest in, others,
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The three is the brain-child of Oppenheimer-Franken, a New
S. Oppenheimer, company vice- president, said "we're trying it as an experiment."
Bergdorf Goodman, the New York shop featuring the three reports sales are excellent. "A size five coat swamps the tiny woman," said a store spokesman,
No one's making the three in sults or dresses. Not yet any
BOYS'
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Apple
DINNER
A Lesson In Good Posture
t
By IDA JEAN KAIN
POSTURE correction
Tossed Mixed Salad Avocado Lamb Chop-Vegetable-Skillet Buttered Zucchini Apple Souffe Cofice Tea .. Milk All Measurements, Ass Level. Recipes Proportioned to Serve á to d】
Lamb Chop-Vegetable-škilics; Singh the cages of 6 Iaith chopy so they will lle flat while cook-
can't lead to glamour Ing. Dust with 1 tsp. salt, tsp. pepper and enough garlic salt or smooth efficiency unless to make the chops look frosty it white,
is carried over into everyday movement. And Hent 2 tbsp. vegetable oil in since we stand, walk, sit, Even feminine feet are taking
another shape with toes a large skillet that can go to work and move daily, why
table. Brown the meat in this not slim, pointed, and reminiscent
get the knack of. on both sides. To go with the new sizing, of pre-World War I, but with-
making everyday move- there's re-shaping.
out the old-time constriction. Add. c. chopped onion, 1ments beautiful? Once the Two designers, France's
(10% oz) tin consomme, 4 c. correct way becomes habit, Christian Dior and Italy's Emillio The National Shoe Institute tomato juice, 1 tsp. grated Pucci, are
out with girdles said the new potated toes, which lemon rind, and 1⁄2 tsp. dried it's natural and requires no constructed to uplift and round, "are creating
a revolution mint.
Cover. Simmer-boil 1 to special effort.. rather than flatten the derriere, the industry" are bulit on a 14 hrs, or until the meat is
Pucci's design, made in this special cast which gives plenty fork-tender,
In walking beautifully, tho Formfit, will be of room.
|principal rule is to keep upper country by
"The pointed toe....has made
toed Thirty minutes after starting, legs close together and avaliable by May.
Lily of France holds, the US. virtually obsolete shoes pur- arrango over and around the pointing straight ahead, with
In
sald 1956,"
the meal in the skillet, 6 halved | fect not more than one or two rights to Dior's design. But Sam chased Traub of the firm sald the girdle Institute.-United Press,
small peeled white potatoes, inches apart
(this refers to width of stance for foot place- ment, not length of stride). This insurea, a smooth, balanced walk without exaggerated emphasis. Models walk on a single line of tread, one foot placed directly In front of the other, which : Ís apt to appear theatrical. The one or two inches apart rule is more natural, yet prevents any alde-lo-alde movement. "By the way, keep knees ensy.
AND
Through The Telescope
-Knarf and McSnooze See a Grumbling Friend→→
By MAX TRELL
"TT"LL
never work—it's never "worked!" Pixie O'Scowi was saying in his usual grumbling valee. "You're wasting your time, McSnooze. It just proves what I've always said.”
"What have you always said, Pixie Mc- O'Scowl?" asked
Snooze.
you
"I've always cald that haven't a brain in your head, that's what I've saldi"
At this moment Knarf, the shadow boy with the turned about name, come along. Seeing Pixie O'Scowl and Pixlo Mc Snooze both sitting with their backs to cach other at the bottom of the Old Oak, he ask ed them if they were quarreling or something
"I'm not quarrelling," "Pixie O'Scowl answered in a huff." "I just said he didn't have any brains in his boad, that's all."
Making A Telescope
telescop
"I'm making Pixie McSnooze said.
"A telescope?" said Khart.
Pixie O'Bool shot Es
Look,
p
"Don't you know what
scope is? Why, you're as bes
10mm an McSpooze!".
la stor lookingg
middie "ol the, born A
beatriosi
Pixie Ocowl nodded. !!If your bed télescope and you looked
nough
"Ans: stoollenk day for "briky work,
Bee that a new idea is developed 10-1 20. TOLTECOINITYMrcial, adivaritare, duke
GIRLS'
MAGAZINE
"He keeps it locked up in a box. Now and then he lets ma look through it when there's a full moon. You can' 'ste the Pixie McSnooze said: "They moon very well through a lele really aren't any nearer.
They scope" just look nearer.”
1
"I have a cousin who has tolescope," said Pixie O'Scowl. "His name is Pixie O'Salt. He used to sail on ships,
Tiny Speck
"You can see the moon with- out a telescope,” sald McSnooze,
It Looks Different
"Brainics! The moon
looks different through a telescopel" O'Scowl snapped.. "When you look at the moon in the or. "Often, when he was far out dinary way, It seems to have a would see a tiny speck on the through a telescope, you see In the middle of the ocean, he face. But when you look at it horizon. Then he would look that the face isn't really a face through his telescope at it and at all" see that it was another. ship,
Knant agreed that it would be very nice to own a lelescope.
Do you suppose," he asked Pixie O'Scowl that your cousin Pixie O'Salt would let me look through his telescope?",
-O'Scowl shook his head,
*It'll never work," O'Boowl tald McSnooze.
**
"What is it, then?" Knarf wanted to know.
scope
he was
making was
"W's mountains and volleys finished. and dried-up oceans. And some of it is just deep black shadows," "Look at it!" ho shouted pnswered Pixie O'Scowl.
Suddenly Pixie McSnooze Jumped up and said the tele-
Rupert and the Rock Pool-35
The Wittle badgir bags ble pal _not_id)be ao' mysteriousgaó Rupert leads him up the headland · from
they can see the Baloteman's'
See that Jamali : bost 2.!!
Knarf looked.
It was a long hollow strawi."
There is a right and a wrong way to bend, too bend down, don't bend over. To plek something up from the floor, bend your knees and keep your back straight. In lifting, let the powerful high muscles do the work, keeping the back straight. Never pul your back into lifting.
And nowy a lesson in sitting pretty. The main thing in sitting stown gracefully is to use the thigh muscica-this
prevents leading with rear hips, which is awkward. Here again, coep your back straight. It's enlightening to erectise
this in front of a mirror, side view. Keeping back straight, lower yourself into tho chair, using the thigh muscles. Now try it bending forward, derriere loading. Seel
But when Knant climbed up on the garden wall with Pixle While sitting sideways to the McSnooze and peered through mirror, bend forward and reach it, he saw many wonderful for an imaginary cup of tea. In things.
bending from a sitting posture, bend from the up jointe- He saw two crickets crawling from waist or shoulders. under a raspberry bush He saw bend all in a piece, rather than
a boetio carrying a pebble from
And"
one side of the path to the other. lunging forward with the art He saw three potato bugs jump-eep a firm up-pull on Chows ing over each others'. backs.
And when he looked through
it: ab' somsONE sitting-in
grouch--under the Old Oak, he
important middle discourage slumping.
alkaanias
muscles
In crowing legs, cross above knee and point toes straight didn't need the hollow-araw, ahead. In crossing ankles, keep talescope to know that it was toes pointed straight. In sitting with feet on floor, be sure to Tixie O'Showl!
Sonop knees and legs close tom "Brainless, " both of them, not gesher,"
4 brain in their hollow heads / Pukkige
Pixle O'Scowl was muttering?
And through the straw-bele acopa Knert saw himi frowning
| arid, "noowlleych, žinź na "plätss"
When rising from maults" vondom the do the work. The are térmed “youth