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.BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
THE American alphants should round ask who wan American who has gone a collar round his waist." "Why
with a bow and arrow should "Why should! 110 what?" be, Introduced to the Tiverton snapped the stipendiary Impall- aolleitor who catches salmon in ently. "It was an imaginary a butterfly net as they leap the welm,
"Then what arr wc arguing about?" asked the inan, “3 the men were Dr Strabismus (Whom God Imaginary their collars must be Preserve) of Utrecht onco imaginary, wherever they wote patented a trout-tickler which them." You Can't wear NA made the trout laugh so heartily imaginary collar," snid the magistrale. "Well then," cald the man.
COTSTM
that they were ensy game.
myself unce caught a Pyrenean bear in the valley of Osau in
Í stood on an odd way.
while my front pawa panion, Mr D. B. Wyndham Lewis, brought the edge of his June
down sharply on the back of ila neek- trick picked up in "Lefty" Zamoglio's on Broad- way. The skin is now à rug in the National Liberaj Club,
This gets us nowhere
"LET
with
Bottle the whole thing, Frazer
The new grease-pront treatment at external, phosphorun by the Devinter roiation isolator, when the lensor, constant is damped nearly upside down.
Exceptional cases 667MHERE are striking signs," suid u speaker the other day, "that the workers do not
intend the brotherhood of man to be an empty 1hrase."
11። tuke," sald the magistrate, "the purely Imaginary Cure of a ful
thin neck,
or a thin man with a fat neek, The fat man could wear a thin mati's collar,
provided he
it wore ruund his neck, and the th
could wear a fal mu collar, with the same proviso," "Yes," sold the man, but the whole thing breaks down if the fat man hing a fat neck and the thin mau à thầi neek," "That's Does not apply to foreignets what i incunt," suld the Who wahl to work Int British mugistrate, "Neither need wear
This active brotherhood that
stirs,
And gives today such striking
Kink.
mines.
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
BORN
you
By STELLA
MONDAY, MARCH 18
.:
today
peal but will shine as lastesses in your Talents Dog leaderbta, provided own homes or an entertainers on the you make full use of Your natural stage UT screen. I radio ar teles
You are born to doininato vilon. other by means of your ideas and, consequently, you must be ever mĖS that your basic ideas are sound and tar Blue kent good of ak. A fine doctrinaire, you must make Kure Aint you are also practical in your
approach to life.
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MARCH 18, 1957.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE:
Trump Echo Sets Bidder
By OSWALD JACOBY
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play at all tables of to- day's hand in a duplicato game started"the same way, Clubs were opened and con tinued with South trumping the third lead.
South promptly cashed his aco and king of trumpa and led his singleton diamond toward dum- my's king-jack combination." When West ducked, the king was' played and the contract made. When West rose with the ace of diamonds the harut down one,
WDS-
In all instancas except опе West had to guess about this play. When J. Edward Morrow of Joplin, Mo., held the East
WEST
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North
East South
Pass Puss 14 Pass PRSS
Opening lead-♣ K
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cords he was able to play his trumps In auch manger that Mrs Morrow sitting West was able to read him for a sure spade trick.
hnd Hence, Mrs Morrow problem at all about going up with her diamond roc
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1 electing a marringto partner. be sure that you find someone who is on energetic, positive and aggres- sive as you are. But also make sure that your partner goes along with your ideas, Two sets of different
Put yourself in Jed's place idear in the same family would tend and see if you have
a definite to tear it apart in no time,
method to show the spade trick. Among there born DA this date were: Francla Lieber, ediestor:
He simply dropped the queen tirover Cleveland, US. President
the aco and Hichord Pearson
of spades under Strong, biologist; William Duer and John C. Calhoun, then played the ten spot under sintesen: Smilley Burdette, the king. This play of the queen nudelan and Betty Compton, first would have been silly
he did not hold the jack.. Hence, Mrs Morrow knew that her hus- band held the jock, and her play of the diamond dee was auto- matic.
You have a great deal of personal magnetism and know how to present your side of the "gment con vincingly and with brillanver, You have definite talents Fes a pulitician and can become a statemuan if you learn to outgrow your "ittle pond" and take the brand, tong view. You de nut, however, enjoy opposition, Retres. and although 14 may whet mouetite for a good fight, you are not always for faetfr) as you might be as much times. Your women may not be interested to publie affatın
lave in
your To find what the statu
store for you tomorrow, select youIE birthulov star and tead the coffee- ponding panographi. Let your birth- doy star be your daily pulle. MARCH 19
TUESDAY,
PISCEN (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)~~ Dy paving Afkortin fo duty
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Saturday's golution
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
·From: ( natual play; Black to
Salution
move and win.
ARIES
gelling a job done promptly you will have spare hours for pleasure,
(tur, 21-Apr. 20) An active day in which impremİve progres can be made if you essert Your mailylduality,
TAURUS
(Apr. 21-May 21) Be careful in making any verbal or written pronuncement at his Umno, Hot on to your temper, tool
GEMINI (May 22-June 2))- One of one days in which, you need to watch your step) Look before you leap into action and all will be well.
(Jund
22-July *}
CANCER Take care of confidential matters, especially any involving the future of children.. All should work, out well,
23
LEO (July 24-Aug. Aspects are hoproving for you, but stilt exert caution if you plan to travel ony distance today.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Hept 23)
Facts
| Wishful thinking is no good!
are what tell the story. Stick to practical matters if you are to win aut.
LIBRA (Sept 21-Oct. Get your affaire in good order and will have no dimeuity if an You emergency should are,
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)- Be alert in all that you undertāka, particularly if it has to do willf legal or financlat matters.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-- Not the best time to make in. purtant decisions. Une discretion in business affaire. Postpone settori,
CAPRICORN (1)ec. 23-Jan. 20)-
If you are faithful to duty and con- 1 scientious in all detail, you will find that you make as good progress as powible.
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'AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 10) When you have positive, con. structive attitude, chances of pro- greusing toward your goal are good,
♥ CARD Senses♦
Weat 14
The bidding has been:
North East South Double
Pass
? You, South, hold:
Az #3765 ◆AK987 4A 43
What do you do?
A-Did two spades. You want
to serve notice on your partner that there is at Tékat a game in shid hand.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
AQJ1090 MAZ 4543 4763
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
TARGET
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V B
How many words of four letters or more can you mak from the letters in the square o the left T In making each word, the letters in each of the smali «quares may be used pret unly. Each word must contara the turge letter fu the centre square, and there must be at Foust one nigr-letter word in the lat No plurale: no foreign words : no props. คนงาน TODAY'S TARGET: 10 words, " good: 18. words, verg
worda, excellent.
tomorrow.
SATURDAY'S SOLUTION • KATE BROENT when an arcseja krtan sane are samen wares Busen permis varede borti or Waren na sefy garan
120 never posen anime aner FROM VEKENT RESONANDA FORD sure man sees, ens Bran SALMER Sen Pennaetere neer energ
"This Funny World
to
rday's
problem:
Une open
ings and cigring
Al'Just a word, Donnell, to remind you that you !... lavs what ki known in the tradis as a white gallar jog"
WOMANSENSE
"Faust", an afternoon ensemble from Carven. In grey and white printed silk, the jacket typifies the youthful theme of the designer's spring-summer collection-Agence France-
Presse.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
By Hillary Wontworth -
1. A tape measure is always especially advisable if you are handy when you are sewing, changing from a dark to a light Stick one along the
front of shade. your machine, then varnish over it to keep it in position.
2. When storing clothes place a piece of fresh mint between
the folde to keep away moths. Leave them until you bring the garments out of storage, then shake and brush vigorously.
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Young Woman's Ceaseless Campaign Against Pain
SLIM, attractive young patients themselves know and from a "bug" Isolated
A unattractive from accept with wonderful resigns fuld" which collocated fron
her home after breakfast, leaving her baby in the care of her mother-in-law. She returned at lunch time.
Sho did that three times last week, and she will do it three times this week, and next, week, and the week after that, and so ont. She will, in fact, spend 150
tion,
As yet Uttle is known of the cause of "rheumatism" the word loosely covers a vast field of diverging signs and symp toms-and until known a permanent cure can- the cause is not be found.
Most of the patients -- about. seventy-five percent, it 10 mornings a year—some 040 estimated-who attend for treat- hours-away from her home and ment
suffering from baby, seeking reliet from pain. rheumatoid arthritis (The type which visibly swells the joints Her name Mra Smith.
or hatids
and feet) or osteo- age-only 25,
arthritis. Some have both, and
Her
one of
Victims
the
of
Sho
to
Mirs Smith is world's countiess crippling "Theumatism."
are treated for both,
"THE BEST THING"
Treatment which brings relief the to one may have no effect on another, though they are, parently, suffering from same thing.
has to have frequent treatment, spending anything from two Bix hours each time Jo cause of relief hem one of the commonest and least understood of human complaints.
ap- tho
She told me her story simply, So something else is tried, and cheerfully. She was a, until a treatment which "suits" normal, healthy young woman each individual patient is found. until last October, two months and once found, they will not after the birth of her child. change.
SUDDEN ATTACK
Then, quite suddenly she felt pain in her rect and legs; In a How weeks she could hardly walk, and by Christmas her hands were swelling and stiffen-
ing
She consulted her doctor, and, after careful examination ahe was pronounced a victim to rheumatoid arthritis, and was advised to have treatment at a clinic.
Sitting there, her feet and hands covered with a thin film of warm wax which, after twenty minutes, was gently peeled off, she said: "I just couldn't be- lieve it when they said I had rheumatism. It makes you sound BO old"
Her case is not an uncommon one. It is more than likely, "I was told, that it had nothing to do with the birth of her baby, but that her pregnancy had, in fuct, delayed the symptoms.
To clean an electric irun: first remove brown stains by
If she had another baby, then rubbing the stained parts with a soft cloth dipped in finely
her trouble would most probably powdered whitening, then in improve, temporarily. Just as
Polish with a clean
condition,
that vinegar. cloth.
hundrous of thousands of other a wooden truit is relieved temporarilby 3. To deana
you can soft routine treatments; roud packs, bowl, rub it with
baths, a few wax cloth, moistened with drops of olive oil. Obstinate diathermy, exorcises on land and marks may be removed by in water,
3. If you want to change the colour of your outdoor furni- fure, it is a good idea, to apply an enamel undercoat before you gentle apply the new colour. This is wool.
short-wave
patients
But all the time, doctors are honest with them. They tell there is no permanent Sure, that they can only find the "best thing for them."
I was told of one unusual case the case of a 66-year-old widow who has suffered from rheumatoid arthritis of the leg and arm and back since 1918.
She, too, tried "everything" to case her pain, which made her virtually a complete cripple. But she is no longer one,
She makes rugs, does fine embroidery work, entertains, runs her home. She is not cured, but the fy- provement is remarkable. How? Through a periodic series of in jections made specially for her
affected jointa,
"But, of course," she says, " am a very exceptional caso."
Nevertheless cxceptional casca may hold valuable clues which find the dfimale answer to a will help medical researchers to crippling malady.
J. WILKIE
Named "Buckingham”, this formal evening dress is, in
white satin heavily embroider- ed with silver. I is worn. with a white mink bolero. From
Balmain, Fierro Agence France-Presse.
NEW TREND IN MODERN TOYS
sweep
New York, shot of realism to go along
to g TOUR the five acres of with fantasy.
toys on display in Man-
Toy vacuum cleaners hattan and wonder what for real. Toy cooking kits turn became of child's play. little girls into culinary experts. Electric drills make boys junior the house, Gomes teach history and the multiplication
Modern toys put the kids
friction with fino steel But nothing, yet, has been to work. They train and found cure for goort, as teach, and give the child is
BOYS' AND
He Missed A Birthday
--O'Scow! Must Wait A Long Time For Another-
By MAX TRELL
THE magle telephone under the
the carpet behind bookcase
rung. Kharf and Hanid, the shadow children with the turned-about names, ran to answer it.
"Hello," they said.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
other birthday next year. You'll Just have to wait O'Scowl."
Pixie O'Scowl shook his head, "I wouldn't mind so much if I only had to walt one year."
"It's all his fault," he said, giving McSnooze another shake. "I left it up to him to remind me, and he didn't do it. So I year forgot all about it,"
"What didn't he remind you abou!?" Hanid asked, as the and Knorf sat down,
"He forgot to remind about my birthday,"
the
Agrumbling volre on other end said: "What date is it?" The date today," said Hanid, "Is March 18, 1957."
"What!"*
Angry Volco
shouted
"But birthdays come once year," Hanfd said. "Of course, only have to wait one year. That's the rule."
Not For Pixlos
"It's a rule all right, but not me for
Pixles muttered Pixle O'Scowl. "Pixies have birth-
editions of the handyman around
tables, Klis teach newing..
Even dolls, the world's most popular toy, give a little girl lec- tures on how to brush her teeth, or be Mama's little helper. (A phonograph record concealed in the doll's banic takes care this). One doll is a realistic flirt. Weights in her skull make her roll her eyus like a live coquette.
“Thia trenik is as it should be," sald David Marx of The Toy Guidance Council, a group - of experts who suggest toyn to fit a child's age, meet safety stand- arda and provide educational, value,
"Toys have become playtools i rather than playthings," said & child's Mark.""They develop skill, adject the
adult around him, train him to bo sociable."
HERE TO STAY
Arguo with the council if you are one of those whose “pings. "It's your fault,” O'Scowl tools" na a child were mud plos
told MosnooxO.
an, a home-made sled. But the toys with a purpose and here to present," said Hanid.
stay, if the display by the 1,000 exhibitors at the annual for "Happy-Day-After-Birthday fair are any indication.
..
Pixie
"Oh dear," said Hanid, think, days only once every hundred My next Birthday ing at once of how bad she years. would feel if she happened to doesn't come until the year
2057," forget about her birthday.
"My birthday was yesterday
Knery and Hanid could now and here it is today. So my understand why Pixie Scowl birthday is
come and gone, was, so upset. It's one thing to Pixio Wake
up. McSnooze!" Pixie have to wait only one year for O'Scowl in an angry
voice, O'Scow! said, giving McSnooze another birthday but to have to you!" said Knart. "You mean to tell me it's an extra hard shake.
to wait a hundred years! That's
Bald "Thank you," March 181 Oh, I know he'd McSnooze sat up with his awful" Hanid said to Knarf as 'Scowl, smiling for the Briting the adult world," forget to remind mel I just eyes Ught shut.
"I'm awake" they both walked back to the knew he'd forget it
he said, "wide awake. Happy house, Birthday to you?" Then he slid
McSnooze was still fast asleep of this, the back on the ground again and
Later in the aftermoon they but Khart put a raisin in his The fair glyco ¤ preview started shoring.
nil Christi brought Pixie. O'scowl a corn- mouth, MeSnooze chewed it and what "inter wil "Paugh! Happy Birthday, he muffin with raisins in it and a swallowed it, but didn't wake stockings. Some 125,000 toys are says. It's too late
tall glass of cream,
up. He just smiled in his sloep. on display in assorted office Knart said: "You'll have an- "Is your Day-After-Birthday. After all, it wasn't his birthday! showrooms six several floors of
two hotels.
you
"What are
talking about?" Knart sald into the phone. But Pixie O'Scowl had banged down the receiver..
Knarf and Hanid hurried over to the O'Cheer Hall to find out what was the matter.
Reaching O'Cheer Hall, they came on Pixie O'Scowl.poeing. up and down with his hands behind his back, While on the couch Pixie MeSnooze Wes atretched out trying to do his besh or so it seemed to Kaarf and Hanid, to take a nap, N
Pixie O'scowl suddenly went over to the couch, and gave Pixle: MɛSnooze a shake,
Why didn't you remind me, MeSnooze7, 19 your fault! You were supposed to: reminds, maj Wake upl
Sleepy Phde
"I'm too sleepy to wake up," Pixie McSinoza, answered; In,.
drowsy volco
noticed Kharf and Hanidi
Rupert and the Windy Day-45
When all arm'safely fanded (ha stranger · hurries to pick up, belongings while Wille, who not seen it before, gazes;
- at the dark, a mysterious ... höls -15 Wal, I must be going W says thi matia You your" to allzug have gene a great Thing
time.
Another Rupert Adventure –
RUPERT and the
"The whole trend is to copy.
sald spokesman for the toy manti- facturons of the USA., sponsor
64th annual falt.
of
The toy Industify! estimates 1957 sales will climb to a record $1.6 billion, compared with lust year's approximate $10 billion. The new record will be for Euro restronn, maid Abraham Swedlin, president of Uof manufactumères Both the birth rate and tho limount of disposable personal income keep rising.
Some other highlights of this year's toy fairs
The cowboy and Infark fluence,continues,
Construction toys are
põested 'than over;
GIANTS CASTLE 30 days
$1.00
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