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12-27
This Funny World
Put Your SHOES ON I'M OUT TOO
MeManghi Byndiente, Iss=✪ Argoer, Massalse
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MARCH 11, 1957.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Defenders Too Eager
To Spank
By OSWALD JACOBY,
WEST had 1 mighty good
Wouble of South's one
no-
trump overcall. Obviously, South' was fooling around and ought to be punished.
East inspected that South was going to run to one of the minor suits and deckled to show ha good elx-card spade sult by taking out his partner's double,
When South rebid to two no- trump and West doubled again, East saw no reason to take this one out. He still suspected_that South would run to diamonds or clubs, but maybe South was a trifte crazy. Hence East passed.
South was crazy like a foxx, He passed also,'
West saw no better lead than his queen of spades and East signalled enthusiastically with won with his
BY. THE WAY⚫imed his seven diamond
by Beachcomber
[ORSE psychologists can now being ridden without a rider or
it
be ridden without a rider," we to most horsed, It is when
It is easy enough to ask the a riderless horse thinks it has
a rider on its back horae questions, as it reelnes
that the but i can only full in its stable,
art of the psychologist give The
in sign comes anwers
into play; persuasive, Language. "Say the first thing curative, and Infinitely patient. that come into your head," said A horse which, with a rider on And it back, thinks there is nobody psychologist jecently
An equally delicate The barte bit him in the leg, there having evidently had an un- problem, as 10 horseman likes happy horse-childhood
to be completely ignored, Peer's nose to the
As fo
CROSSWORD
Acros
שן
1. Are they used in the London Underground for experimenta ?
8. The right lines for a llar ↑ 4)
10. He's victim of an 11 Acrós4.
2.
It trace an ungrau. (8)
zine. (4)
13. Pad With a
knalde, (b)
WOOD
14. He is noted for his very, VETÝ
French stories. (8)
grindstone
Nosing along the runway the Visecunt was an inspiring night,
(News item.)
INSPIRING to all those other penniless' peers who hope to pick up a living by doing this sort of thing at airports between departures and arrivals. Could not peas be supplied, to give practical fum? these antikes o
Are Prodnose; One moment. you sure this does not refer to a plane?
Myself:
fool! Don't be What would be the point of a plane pushing a pea along?
Unrehearsed incident
balding, DETITE,
fortyish teenager Mignonette Bupper- Bupper and ZZY, aleazy, ex-debutante Iphigenia swoozy Moosecroft threw buckets of last strved Into the hrnndy night at a ball given by Mrs Potzbrod for her daughter Didi.
16. Short for the real week-end."Pretty good going," quipped Mr
(3)
17. There's often a strilegio to get them to encounter ose snother,
29. You
often don't care for
single one of ite fruita. (5, 4)
(0)
21. Creature of their own ball?
2. One of a pair-the other in 2
Down. (8)
23. it would be appropriate to ship
granite to hero.
Down
1. Do attuales have to do this
when they misiny one 2 (5, 4) 2. One of a pair-the other so as
22 Across (3)
3. It's a job. (D)
4. It makes sticky eating. (6)
6. He makes a cube orsne."(0)
. You Y
with this. Y your opponent
1. These may provids a crop of
crouble. (61
D. Place of the pat. (5)
10. This Tim. für the clockwatchers.
14. George, the fim foster. (4)
15. One penny it look
like.
the son is disturbed. (51
37. esitate be-
fore the
: south ener
28. A post
otcem 421 dond
KMAY
good one!
20. The will
stop
M.P.
talking. (3)
Saturday'a pel NIKON
sod
"Somebody
Paul Fippiger.
Is bathing Delay
on a sticky wicket," cracked the Dowager Lady Slumme.
Bringing them to heel THE seizure by a counell of a
tenant's furniture, becausą.
he lowered the amenities of the district by not wearing a hat on caused some Sundays, has resentiment. It has been decided that if the man apologises and appears in a hat he will ba allowed to put in a claim for a table and one or two chairs, It is a disciplinary measure," said a councillor
In passing
MAN who claimed that the Althy plays and films and novels of today "show you life as it is lived today" drew from me the mild comment that there was another kind of life being lived today by sane and decent people. At the word "decent" The winced, as though I had shown him D Marcus Sione picture.
·YOUR BIRTHDAY ...... By STELLA
MONDAY, MARCH 11
BORN today. you are courageous and Industrious. You manage to hold to an optimistic point of view, no matter what happens. You alwage recognise that tomorrow another day-ond the chances are excellent that it will be a better one than today! Since this altitude is continual infectious, you are
and in- Bonance of neutragement
You spnation to all around you. consider any netback a challenge to Kry harder the next timet
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You have a good understanding of mankind and are one who al WAYS has the boet interests everyone at heart. Your talent for
<inentiaire waiting and
ahould stand you in good alead throughout your life. Given a worthy coure to promote, you will back it to the limit. Anyiling you undertake bound to be succesful eventually,
heights to which you aspire.
At
Furtunately you have a good sense of humour and you can laugh trouble. Your philosophy of difo, Is one which makes you look on the bright side,
Affectionate and loving, you will find your greatest contentment in the midst of your own family group. If you have to travel, youl will pet oût grudgingly and Walt patiently for the moment when you may return to your own hearth and
An early reside.
marriage indicated.
Among thone dom on this date were: TC. Smollett, onathor: Artha” Gorman storten Roqut Robert Trest Walsh, fim director: Paine, patriot, and Francis Wayland, educator.
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To and what the stars' have in store for you tomorrow, select your
It may take you a iltale Jonger birthday star and read the corre than some to roach your goal, but sponding paragraph,
Let your
you eventually will attain the birthday star be your daily guide.
TUESDAY, MARCH 12
PISCES Ufe. 20-Mar. 29) Guard your health and don't take Fake care in all businem dealings. Fiska, Think twice to avoid a mis- Prisim in a day when you need ta' take in judgment.
maya your wits about you. Bu sharpl
ARIES Reason rather than
سري
Bo
LINKA (kept, 24-03ct. Mur 21-Apr. 207- Aspects of your toodet life' may call
Impulse must for high diplomacy and toot. poiltle in handling a situation,
(Det.' a harvest of ・ SCORPIO
24-Nov. The best intentions in the world (Apr. 21-Blay 21) can be upset, Rafums to be dine trust in fools,, couraged, Right the applecart and
ogain.
entide, yirur, activities today unives
are to resp trouble,
TAURUS
Put not your fall
!romate.
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tal de the Good Book Indiestee, but in OTTARIUS (NOV. 21-D#c. **)—
· be astute its nefecting eloso advisers;
GEMINI (May · "2-June 31) Don't be pushed. into a decision Be sure that your conduct is beyond aginet your belier judgment. Act reproach st you want resurs to on your own initiative for host -mesofs "a peak of perfection,
CANĢERT* (June 22-Jiy
·Aspects of suncertainly canwoguse Locustors, traders and noo especially
alert to dimoylulom at, this time.
2) kwotada, ables for you, so koep "os potimiala on oinlook as possible ́and) tben, arroki' as diffeurtles.
VIGO
13)—
CAPRICORN (Doc. 1-Jan, 20)—- The unexpected may occur:, Sa fruitomt, but her being alert you can avert any road trouble. Be on your toeat
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East and West vul
South West Northr N.T Double Pass Double Puss
AN.T. Pass Opening lead-#Q
tricks for his contract, and blithely euneeded the last five.
The defence could have pick- ed of the first seven tricks f East had taken the opening lead and gone after the hearts and clubs, but that would have been small consolation for the loss of the easy major-sult game,
อ Bure
West should have realised the ponsibility of a "diamond no- trump" and also should have visualized
vulnerable Hence, he should have game. Jumped to four spades instead of doubling. South might have taken the save at five diamonds, but at least East and West would have realised a nice pro- it on their good cards.
VCARD Serise♣♦
Q--The bidding has been:
East
South }
W'est
North
1 Spade Double Pass/
You, South, bold: 4104 3 1075 SAQPE 4653
What do you do?
A-Bld two hearts." This h probably your side's hand, and you want to show your major-mult right away.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as do the question just answered. You, South, hold:
4104 VA Q972 +Q864 SIS
What do you do?
Answer ZoroDENWAY
TARGET
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How may words of VIR four letter
ERS
OF PHOTO OLD you mak from
the loft? In making each oc oord, the
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CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
From: uci moyo
White, to
WOMANSENSE
A youthful cotton dress in black and white checks, Ti has a high neckline and is trimmed with yellow flowery ribbons. The black velvet belt with a bow attached to `i serves as an outstanding_contrast, From Marry Rouff's spring collection-Agtaco France-Presse,
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HOW TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR HUSBAND-4
THE RIGHT WIFE IS WORTH A FORTUNE
What is YOUR value? Each time you answer YES in the following questionnaire it rates £50 of your husband's salary. By EILEEN ASCROFT
THE attitude of his wife handicapped by the wrong Tenitude of the thence.
he said.
comes,"
ment and yourself? .
loneliness to
The wife who acores YES seven times is worth a miinț of money, American Industrial
man's business career, More "No man is better than the and more firms today are home from which he realising. this important In his consulting work he psychologist, Dr Roy Aldaty, fact. A wife is no longer has met thousands of men claims; "The right wite can be
promotion has been worth 1 Just the woman who feeds whose him, darns his socks and blocked by a wife who is over- ambitious, disinterested, socially blows his children's noses. awkward or just plain nagging, She is also his colleague, his Whereas the woman who is confidante and his inspira- affectionate, understanding and sympathetle, has helped many a tion.
man without great. talent to reach the top of his profession.
When I was last in New York I met Jumes F. Ben- der, a consulting psycholo rist to Business and Industry. He told me that many American firms insist on meeting the wife before engaging an executive to following fill an important post, in this way they ensure that the man is not likely to be
HORS D'OEUVRES AND APPETISERS
SEVERAL social events marked our stay in Salinas, California.
Among them was the evening we enjoyed hors d'oeuvres and In the French appetisers drawing room of Mr and Mrs Jackson Blog. Our hostess
shared her graciously d'oeuvre secrets with us.
horg
Her Hors D'Oeuvres 1-Minced crabmeat blended with cream cheese, seasoned to taste with curry powder and Tabasco and spread on crackers. cheese, 2-Blue and
cream blended with poppy seed, spread on crackers.
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
zucchini, grated Parmesan cheesy the accompaniment.
hard-cooked egg. Arrange In large cocktail glasses,
Dinnor
Best together 2 tbsp, vinegar, 2 tbsp. tomato catchup, 1 tbsp. olive oll, 1 tbsp. Worcestershire, A third event, dinner at the thap, sugar and 1⁄2 tsp. sulf, home of Mr and Mrs Edward Toes into the lettuce,
in Carmel, Seifert, Jr.
Wog for its elegant distinguished simplicity and restfulness.
The menu? First the appetiser dellefous pine nuts and bever age of your choice. Then a salad of sliced tomato, tender young cabbage and lettuce with French dressing.
The main
Course WDS
ктеси
and
roast beans dark
beef, whole rosemary-seasoned
bread.
cup For dessert, fresh fruit
Lettuce Cocktail Veal Chops Baute Noodles Polonaise Braised Carrots with Herbs Cream Fruit-Layer Pla Coffee Tea Muk Ali medaurements are impet: recipes proportioned to serve 4 to 5 Cream Fruit-Layer Pio; Bake and cool a 9* graham cracker ple crust.
Prepare 1 pkg. vanilla pud- 3-Tiny smoked oysters on
ding by label directions. Add 1 small shredded wheat biscuits, and coffee.
told Mr
atsp, lemon juice and 4 isp. Seifert, who is spread with peppy mayonnaise
lottuce-grower, how Now grated lemon rind. and horseradish and broiled
often enjoyed When tepid, spread half At a
dinner gula
near Englanders
with cocktall the pie crust shell. Cover with Cademartori's shredded lettuce Monterey in
opening sauce so much they often didn't a thin layer of sliced banana, Italian restaurant, the courses included: huge cooked bother to add the shrimp, clams halved seeded grapes and diced
prawns or
Own),
sauce, peppers.
salami und
But they always prars, Spoon on the remaining shrimp (pect your or oysters!
or pudding. Dust with ane cake cocktail use plenty of little cheese served with
crumbs and chill. pickled oyster-crackers to dunk!...
Lettuge Cocktail New was followed by a thin England: Wash, chill and shred red-bean minestrone, containing 2 small head crisp lettuce. Toss juliennes of shredded celery and with 4 minced small scallions
Carrots With Herbs From The Chef
Add tap. Italian mixed
onion and paper-thin silees of and tender tops and 1 chopped, herbs when pan-cooking carrots,
BOYS'
AND
Tin Dines With A King
-The Cook Forgot To Roast The Goose→→
By MAX TRELL
"OH yes, I've travelled all
GIRLS'
the gardeners had forgotten which way to plant them.
"Then the king maid: 'Sit down You on that bench, General look tired.
over the world and back again," General Tin, the tin
"So I sat down on the beach. soldier, said with a smile to Knart and Hamid, the shadow. But it didn't have any legs on children with the turned-about 1.
'My, my sald King Some names.
I guess those "Once I even went to Bungle thing-Or-Other,
have put the carpenters must land"
"Where's that?! Knant asked. legs on the rocking chair. You'd "Well, it's pretty
far away. better come Inside
and have But that's a good thing. You some dinner."
"And did you, General Tin?" "I started to. We all sat down
see, the people who live in Bungle-land are always getting
into trouble. You wouldn't want at a beautiful table, only. It to be with them for very long" didn't have a top on it and all forks and spoons "Tell us about them," Hanid the knives, urged. "What do they look had been thrown out, Then the king rang a litle bell and the cool came in.
Bring us the TOBS! goose, ordered the king.
like?"
in
Ordinary People
liko "They look
ordinary people. Once, when I was Bungle-land I was taleen to the king'a palace. His name was King-Something-Or-Other."
That was
a funny name, wasn't It," said Knart
"He was a pretty funny tting." answered General Tin. "He used his to wear his left shoe on right foot and his right shoe on hia-loft
"General
ho sakt to me.. you to stay here for a want long time, So I said, “Of course, Your Majesty, Fl be glad to stay here as long as you want
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Then I deckled to take walls in the gardork," ka
Wee it a nice garden?” asked
Lovely Garden
It was a lovatyrdom, only there word a few things, mJENÍ. upin dhe Author trees werd planted upside down/You see,
cool quarter of a million dollars to her husband, and sometimes a great deal more over a period of years,"
You may have your 'own job. Of all married women in England today one out of every four wives do either full or part-time jobs.
A DEFINITE 'YES'
Some women combine the two Others And How much of your husband's with brilliance, income is due to your efforts? that their jobs or marriages The good home colleague suffer through divided interest. should be able to answer a very
On this point I went to see the definite YES to each of
Esch several successful questions. affirmative is worth £50 a year married, to see what they could women, who are also happily of her husband's salary,
tell me on the art of combining the two careers,
1. Do you shoulder business entertaining without yawns on grumbles, however sud- den or inconvenient it may be?
2. When you appear socially with his office colleagues do you do your best to make them like you, how- over elderly or dull they may be?
3. If he is keen to study for promotion or put in extra
carcer
Tako Betty Box. There are only six women flm producers in the world and Betty is undoubtedly the best, .At present she is working on the third of her "Doctor" series- Doctor at Large,
Sho
her twin
married brother's assistant, Peter Rogers, who is now an Independent film producer.
How does Betty cope with her work are you sympathetic Important job and her large Hill without and encouraging, even it home at Mill
it means disrupting your either suffering" plans?
Choosing the right people to
help is important, says Betty.
4. When he wants to blow The right secretary, the right
off steam or consult you housekeeper can make life much
about
something that emoother.
worries him are you pre-
pared to listen whole.
beartedly and give dis-
interested advice without
▲ TIME-SAVER "Welting things down is n
allowing it to be coloured great - time-saver," says Belty. by personal prejudices on." She makes lists of menus, resentments?
*** shopping
Items"-and- engagements each week,
socki Then
8. Can you claim that his she can free her mind from
secretary is your friend
and do you help smooth petty, worries, his office life by timely Weekends are kept clear of reminders such as birthday work. Then she does her and
Christmas presents for household chores, wardrobe
the girl who works with renovating for herself nad him every day?
husband and informal entertain. ing. Weekday evenings they like to spend quietly together.
6. Do you keep your home out of his office offaits and nover burden him with telephone calls household ...or chores to interrupt his
concentration?
7. If he has to go away on a business trip do you sent him off with a light heart and keep your disappoint-
MAGAZINE
"The next minute the cook came in with a large fat goose. on the platter."
"Didn't you eat fl?" asked the shadows.
to
General Tin shook his head. "The cook had forgotten roust it He had roasted the
So the minute. platter instead the goose was set upon the table, It flapped its wings and flew out of the window."
"And didn't you get anything to cal, General Tin?" asked Handd
"Just ico cream and chocolate pudding sald General Tin. That's all the Bungters of Bungle-land ever eat,"
"I wouldn't mind eating and nothing but ice cream chocolate pudding," said
The Goose flapped its wings. and flew off the platter.
"Neither would 1" said "Well," sold General Tin, house at the end of the street, "maybe some day you can both on the lefthand side of tre lamp go to Bunzle-land, You'll have post. Anybody can find it." no trouble finding it. It's right, And General Tin atood up around the corner from the last very straight and. winked.
Rupert and the Windy Day-39
Wide Moues, 'is very frightened away frond that gentleman. Hà at the appearance of thebig. • and +1 // havu i besa #discovering steroger ao close to him, and after worlderfil things, You must todet.. lone startled, gasp; be › curse and, hiza nad tail haari how you jot bien;; bolte into the. cover, of a thicke „Then: you ahatlíþrar, our mory.) patch of bushes and trees, HU, Oh, very wellise mys: Willie „doms back.”(shouts Ropect, dančios nervosiały? hd Bhat I do wał people Ling alter, Fin. 39 You needn't run wouldn't pop up llès that
Another Rupert Adventure-
RUPERT and the GIANT'S CASTLE
$1.00
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Next I called on, the Duchess
Colonna di Cesara, better known
as the Italian dress designer
• Simonetta. · For two and a half years she has been married to Fabiani who runs a rival dress house In Rome.
"If a wornan is going to do justice to her work she must. make very efficient arrange- ments about the running of her home," she says, "then neither will suffer."
"A Jowel, a gem of u English nannie," presides over Simonetta's nursery and all her household
aro arrangements Bottled the night before with her maid.
CLASHING DATES
Simonetta, bolloves in a wite being in charge of all social ‘arrangements so that there is no rit of clashing dates,
Child star Bonita Granville is married to Texas oil millionaire Jack Wrather. But in spile of
'Income a fargo
and four children, Bonita belleven.' in keeping some of her television And filming neuvities:50 That sho still feels: “a person in my own right,"
Her rule for the happy. com. bination of marriage and career ja 10
husband's put Ther happiness and career first, then the interests of her home, 'and', lastly her own life.
"In this way," she says, "loyalties, are not allowed to claah and my husband never feels neglected.
TOMORROW:
About The House.
Man
(Landon, Express. Bervice),
Household Hints
Fresh baint spala should be washed off furniture immediate- fy-with-warm'soapsuda.
4. Cork Mi floors
area, sound- absorbant and Venutifül bát peoď? speciafer care.SVA 5/pen flour center-in, Heipful
Venting auch:100
ing falsins@ETON advisable,"
rting