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This Funny World
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Jack Tyrmel
"You tell him to wait till the commercial comes on”
BY. THE. WAY
by Beachcomber
OUR gold and dollar reserves, leaves
THE CHIŊA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1957,
YOUR BIRTHDAY
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY BORN today, you have very de
finite terory abliky which you should cultivate at an early age. Either poetry or prom might be the medium you will use. and 31 is possible not you eventually may uso both. As your critical faculties are exceptional, you would be an excellent critic. And, having what de cafted a "nose for newa," you
11h do well as a reporter, or editor. You speak as well in pubile as you write, no might lecture or teach. Both, you men and women are apt to be interested in politics.
You have, that rare ability 10 colder things in the ong view and are only concerned with tho Important, long-term affaire. Minor details, which often set others to worrying, never BERIT to bother you. You brush such matters of like water rolls off a duck's back! This, you belleve. leaves you more anergy for cont action-and how right you set.
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no television rets, по I reuth, reached £700,000,000 fun. no education, no hope. last month: a rise of £200,000,000, stampeding elephants multi- pited by 40 stampeding Then, being of a suspicious elephants makes 480 stampeding nature in financial matters, I elephants, and there is nothing read on. "It was only a paper to protect the Resident's bunga- imerence, iding a real loss of law but the slim girl with
140,000,000," You will notice revolver and four rounds of that it is the loss that is real, ammunition. She fres. 4-1=3 su let us continue to have fun rounds left. On paper. If there is another rise next month, the loss may be even greater.
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What we heard k the Bocollan Hall was musle shorn of all external trappings and fills. There were no subtle harmonies to distract the mind, no alluring melodies to anaes- thetise the critical faculties, no facile cadences to drug Imagination. Sherr naked was reduced to its lowest com- and riled for denominator, and.
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By
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The In vain regrets. He led a small groundlings.
trump, and East won with the king Fast returned the eight of diamonds, South deceptively put up the queen, and West
Yours faithfully,
"Semiquaver,"
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George J. Gould, financler Fenwicke Lindiany folmes, author. Jecturert C. Lloyd Morgan, educator and Ben Lyon and Ramon Navarro, actor
To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the come- aponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 15)— A rather mixed day, so it is highly important that you keep emotiona strictly under control at all times.
CIRCKA (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)- Make no important decisions until all things ofé etear. Today's con funtse aspecia ean distort the forts,
ARIEN (Mar, 21-Apr. 201 This is a day in which you must be thoroughly practical if you are to tekle probléma successfully,
TAURUS
the
Cape, 21-MAY 21)- Today's events can influence future outcome of your life, go be careful in all that you do.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- Count 10 before answering in haste. A blunder today may not easy to retract tomorrow
CANCER (June 22-July 23)
Best not to test new ideas today, Keep strictly to routine affairs and all goes along uneventfully,
LEO
(July
WOMANSENSE
Here are two novel handbags from Paris which will no doubt be seen with the latest spring fashions. On the right is a white handbag in morocco with a strong looking rope handle, and on the left a "Hunting" siyle handbag niso
having the rope handie,
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off
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Don't comprom.le - principle, something very simple
which but very good today.
24-Aug. Z3)--- ephemeral, for something decide upon those things are basically sound.
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VIRGO (ADE. 24-Bept. You could be misled by false pro- mised, so first alft everything you hear and test it for reliability.
LIBRA (Sept. 21-Oct. 23)-- Join with someone who is trust- worthy and responsible in acting for your future benefits.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 27)~~ There can be domestic turmoil today unless you are unusually tactful. Better to compromiso end keep the pencel
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 2) The path of true love may not run do do as moothly as you hope, your,share to keep things peaceful
or cal.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)— Wisdom in action is all-important Sift fact from fancy and get down do base truths before making devision,
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Braised oxtails have won- the derful flavour when ment has cooked slowly with its bones for several hours.