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This Funny World
INFORMATION 104
MaNangki Syndicate, Ing.- -© Wants Meme Comportem
She found out about that new golf club you bought... spare- ribe for dinner... the paper in full of fur coat ads
she scraped the fender un the garage again.
YOUR BIRTHDAY...... BY STELLA
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2
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clubs in addition to these two spack Tricks, At South will easily make the rest
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by refusing to take this second
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BY
THE CHINA MAIL,
THE
WAY
by Beachcomber
"OMPLAINTS about a house butt with a front path which miasts the front door by six feet are too trivial for words.
Nothing is duller than hilling the target every ilme. To travel unhopefully is better than bo come up the path every day with a complacent, amug grin, secure in the knowledge that you will arrive at the
dope with unerring alm. There is u wanderer, a a vagabond in every
thought the
of front door thould
man,
and
msing the
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to the adventurous and the young in heart. Why not continue the path avold
house The
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altempt to reach home?
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2, 1957,
Cooklecarrol: Very likely, but not all the bearded fishermen in the Indian Octan could produce a wig on a s),
Gooseboote: It would be just as serrible to say that flah grow wigs us to say that men do,
Cocklecarrot: y neat,
1
Just na silly,
Save the banke!
THE pleading face of a bank manager in an advertine- has made ment for his bank me cry. It seems incredible that could be hard-hearted altogether, people
refuse his bumble and add zest 10 the daily enough to
10 request
look after their money. The brave way he is ying to smile, while his heart breaking for these who are not his customers, is unbearably wying. "I tem, have a silver - haired mother," he seems to say voice. Oh, quavering caunel we make this dear, good man happy by bringing a little extra busine to his starving bank?
Dr Dollbex is sidetracked
DR DOLLBEX, recalled,
WAS
tanke by Mr Snapdriver
whether, in his pinion. the feeding and grooming of would be likely to affect Nee growth of hair on the headh
Cocklecartot: i hope robody Is suggesting that a wig grows self, owing to the proximity of fish
Dollbex: No such sulfesta – on has eve; been encountered
Gooseboote: The proximity of human beings in just 1 likely hair on the heads f to gi fish
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Snapdriver: unlikely
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Dollbey: There is harcy The h called a stemer. in Madogterna weloveg
CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
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CROSSWORD
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2. Olbert wrote about zim-
among others, 19)
7. Mackintosh motto? (5)
8. They don't neverage spirited
drinking
(3-41
Firre-ur du Lucy
w. Watch tower _ (8)
10. Improv (8)
12. 1 has transgressed. (0)
lệ, chivo i listeler. (9)
1. Linen kez (Anne) (8)
The Pairy he told (1
1 Spelling insect
30 They look alike cats silke, waln
mike. utton. (5)
41. Tule puscle dues, bere. (41
Down
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celebrated in
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WOMANSENSE
“La Parisienne", an evening ensemble consisting of a' sheath dress with a squaro neckline Rnd # three-quarter “ tength coat. Both are in gold Jame and trimmed with mink. From (lermalne Lecomie, Axence France-Presse.
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CLEANING UP THE HOUSE
AFTER THE PARTY'S OVER
PARTI
By ELEANOR ROSS
It lightly
ARTIES are wonderful, Rinse by going over
but, oh, the mess after with another clean, dampened
cloth.
For food stains, first compe dull knife blade. Then use the off any crusty particles, using a
wards!
Eventually you have to clean
Spots on the
und burns on wood surfaces, are
up.
stains
best rug.
among the
familiar complaints.
Don't despair!
most
me procedure outlined above, For stains of completely un- known origin, uso nonfiamm- oblo housthold dry cleaning fluid. Apply with eye dropper,
Let's consider first, those un- and sponge carefully toward even trails of spilled food and centre. Then apply detergent drink that mark the merry- olution and rinse, maker's path. Best nột to brush
How disheartening to come or 1ub the stain 100
upon a cigarette burn on strenuously, lest you make it polished wood surface! It the
"fast,"
It is also an error to freat "mystery" stains with # palen cleaner,
Suppose
you
believe
burn is deep, best thing to do, If the piece is good or valuubie, is to see that it gels professional #nd refinishing. the attention
spole⚫ are caused by spilled Otherwise, there are various Grinks-whether alcoholic, soft ways of dealing with
or coffee or tea.
Mako
solution of tsp.
detergent and by pl. lukewarm
water. Str
rolution is clear.
Jar Apply the
Acial scar...♥
n super-
Various Mothods
One way is to obliterate the
liquid with 1 cyc dropper burn with silver polista ton- direelly the spot Then taining e
area ir
abrasive very Ane sponge the area with a clean, The burned spot will blend white, unstarched cloth which Into The surrounding ទំរងន been dampened in luke you work carefully, Wornt water. Use
rotary motion, working ↓ centre,
EILEEN ASCroft FORECASTS
FASHION CHANGES IN 1957
ريا
see
Ful a small amount of }}no silver soilsh
tind o a folded lightly dampened, clean, soft cloth-n
pad about palm-size. Lightly stroke the burnt apol, working with the grain of the wood and covering an area at least three times the dimensions of the burn. As you stroke,
will you
the notice
scar becoming Teses and les con- splevous.
other string and JHAT fashion changes saw one collection the
two pink belge, directly
Inspired by the shades introduced for last year elegant Edwardian fashions of but which never really caught, will hazard
some My Fair Lady and The Sleeping on. Siring blues, too several
Don't be alarmed when the prophecies here and say Princess. They had very long lones lighter than navy, and
area on which you are working skirts will be longer by one line, polited loes, the slim- versions. of yellow, eural and
becomes lighter than the rest mest version of the Louis heel, olive. or two inches. I don't ex-
of the surface. This is from the unci large important buckles
the silver cleansing action of pect
serious 21
and bows.
Shortage of money will, 1
polish. Apply fulture polish awful invasion of
think have an interesting in- those hobble, near-ankle skirta
fluence on the fur business and or wax that contains a dye, To
the conceal
lightened aren, of less You will notice a big we shall seo the use Paris threatened that
difference when you go to buy expensive furs in high styling. apply the polish as many lines
as necessary to restore colour, with a few months ago.
summer frocks. Lots dark Pat Kirkwood has bought her- Slim Hines, I believe, will prints
this coming year, but self a sheared racoon.
contemporary remain, but i fortenst a returu Interesting
de- to waistbelts and the switching signs are at last replacing
lis
of detail interest from the but traditional forals.
to the hips, Everyone even the dress designers--has Ad enough
bosom cult,
the
of temporarily
Hats will lose thetr high crowns there's no doubt about that, but brims are threatening to do a dive down the backs of our necks!
Shoe for spring have never been prettier in my lifeline. J
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Boy Blue Is Sleeping
-But The Sheep And The Cows Were Wide Awaken
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there are Frou! problems which need adjustment
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22.July
and you need a new
not get 3141 ฟ
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Auspicious This One of thong daya to those who are interested las Carming Take advantage of t
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29)- 2. Aus. July Yma cottide start on that journey suw and be reassured that it would ending With Encei
Maceratai Start early
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Sept. LIBIA
24-0r1. 21)- This can be an upreting day nerves are un edge Try to be a with two More
natter what eam as possėbie, "nu The spudes.
happens con- tract is thus defeated with four king ul spade tricks and the clubs.
take the age of spades and then
can continue estabilshed
22) 24-Nav. SCORPIO (Urt. If your job has to do with dealing with the public, then you can ex« peet an exceptionally good reception tuday
best
Let
How does West know that he should refuse the second spade
BAGITTARIUA (Nov, 23-Dec. 22)~~~
tu trick? His partner, Enal, is You may not be up
Bu don't rush. supposed 10 lend back his performance today,
through womething important. highest spade in this situation,
it ride, East has led back the nine of
thus spades,
Indieuting that South must still hold the queen and jack. This gives Wesi the whole picture, and he can play the hand as though all the cords wore face, up on the table.
♥÷CARD Sense♣♦
Q-The bidding has been: South West North .East Heart Past Clubs Pass
You, South, hold: GAQVAKJST 4875 4905
What do you do?
·A--Bid three hesrts. Your-only- story`is that the hearts are rig biddable, Ba
TODAY:S QUESTION. The bidding.is the same as in the question just answered, You, South, hold:
MAGVAKIÐ 40375 4162
What do you do? -
Auswie Tomorrow'
TARGET
A
How many
worda us
S R' roof letters
IGN MITH
or mots qLI YOU MAK from the letters in the
the lefir In making, elch word. Lb Better", EIN enehal the al matures, mas he used uner only. must contai
the israeletter to the centre PRATS, 404 there mur de RE
In
By MAX TRELL
NARF and Hanid, the shadow
children with
urned is but numes, were walking down the road toward Mother Goose Town. There were corn felds on one side and long, roll- ing meadows full of high grass the other. Down at the toy TE In the road, was Farmer Deil's
with
smoke curling up And hly out of the chimney. off to one side near the red barn. and just between the mendow and the cornfield, was a tall hay-rick.
Aust
Sleepy Afternoon
It was allernoon. The sun was shining and the bees were hum- ming and the birds were duzin in little shady places, for it was a very sleepy afternoon. All at once Hand exclaimed: "Look. Knarf, took in the meadow!"
Knart quickly turned ground. "Why, the sheep are in meadow! They've pushed down They're the bars of the fence, eating the grass!"
the
They saw something blue.
They saw someone sleeping. "Oh, he's the one who is sup- posed to be watching that the sheep don't get into the meadow and the cows don't get in the corn," auld Knorf. "The unly thing to do ta wake him up."
"Yes, but how?" asked Hanid. Knast knew the perfect way. took the horn He reached in. and blew a blast on ih
The next minute all this hap- pened.
up.
Little Bo-Peep came running
Jack Horner came dashing up.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee came bouncing up.
also
The blast of the horn woke up Jack and JUL, Little
110-15
Knarf blew the horn to wake up Little Boy Blue,
Sure enough. Little Boy Blue opened his eyes immediately.
Knarf said he had
Just
Miss Muffet, Simple Simon, thought of another way of wolt-
Mother Hubbard, Tommy Tuck- er and Anally Mother Goose herself.
Everyone was awake but the one person who was supposed to be awake-Little Boy Blue.
Little Tommy Tucker was the "They Bren't supposed to. only one who really knew how Former Dell doesn't want them to wake him up. He climbed on to eat it. That grass is going to top of the hay-rlek and crowed be cut down for hay and put on like i rooster,
the huy-rick and saved for the wintertime when there isn't any grass.
Hanid looked very worried. "Those sheep must be made 10 go back where they belong."
Fresh Corn.
Jind
Just then Knarf, who beca looking on the other side of the road where the corn fields were, exclaimed with a shout: "And the cows are in the corn; nekli. They're chewing up. tho frush:corn
"Oh my, this is derrible," his sister said. "I wonder who is supposed to be watching them?"
feast ant pins-letter-word-in-the-Knont didn't know. But he
No plorata i do foreign
no iptoper.
list: TODAY'S "TANGEL11:45 "word
words good words,
morrow.
6 wonder-pery good);
excellent, folution
said: "Come along, Hanid. We'll
£0%
to do Former Del's houre and tell him that the sheep are the meadow and the cows are in the corn."
in
Akin
and
MONDAY'S SOLUTION: ezckling eaking caik callin calking cork elsck clacking clank etick
elink" crick, cracking", CRAGRIANG
So he tool her hand both of them ran as fast as they could. But when they reached
rank erick kait kell him king KYLAK the bay-Tick they suddenly
kour lack tacking Jahi lark'larking
lek link nick rack racking, takinje tank, rick rink
stopped.
They saw a 'litia horn."
Cock-a-doodledoo
Little Boy Blue Wake up! Wake up! We're walling for you,
44
ing up Little Boy Blue.
"I should have pretended was a cow," he said, "then could have sung:
Moo, moo, moo, moo, Little Boy Blue!
I
Little Boy Blue said he was sorry he had fallen asleep: "I was just taking a little map," he said. "I don't know of anything nicer you can take when you feel sleepy."
Everyone agreed with that.
Rupert and the Old Chimney—19
Climbing very cautiously and using his torch Rupert follows tłu step until to his surprise, they lead to guite a wide, rough plats form. Well, this in queers tha can't be the end," he mutters, MAankho, tuens (alghtly ching torch
reveals another fight of steps withs some brightnets at the top, Op he goes as the space becomes. narrower and then suddenly he in its the daylight,, leaning out of·z' huge chimney, por faurrounded - rools and startled hledi..
of
What ringtime?.
about
for colours 1. foresee lots at
When the burn has blended in thoroughly with the Gloves, too, are taking on a
surrounding nren, bus tho practical note, with fins, stain-
It proof suedes and washable entire plece of furniture,
should be as good It was -(Landan Exprem Service), bploto being scarred,
sking,
Fashion
08
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