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This Funny World
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BONNETT
HOTEL BONNETT
YOUR BIRTHDAY
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13
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you might not your hap- piest expression be writing fare The kupe, for Abor, rain or television You af studieur, stion and
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fond of nature No doubt, you will the happiest if you ilve to the country for there you will find the perfil relaxation which
feel in for
inspiration History and petuliameplay are two fields
You
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Feeble Bids Lose Points
By
some
THE - CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY,
BY THE WAYS
by Beachcomber
Market Harborough, Dec, 32, THEN
Prodnate: Why are you In Market Harborough?
Myself: I am not,
Prodnost: Then what is the meaning--?
Myself: A whim. caprice, A method of making the Market Harborough people read on, in the hope of Aluding something about their town or themselves.
Prodnose; But why Harborough?
Market
ECEMBER 18, 1953.
WOMANSENSE
Colourful Cookies For Household
Christmas Eating
"NOTHING,"
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
tente to the Ministry of Agri- culture, Fisheries, Food, and Ochments. A man who com- plained of a meat pie some time ago azkod: "Where's the meat? Tisis in full of fish,”. There has been a mistake," said the giri at the buffet. "The moat was put into an apple flan, and the apple got into the fish, pie, That's why you've got the fish, "That," replied the customer,
explains everything."
I told the A whate of a car!
"but nothing, adds
festive more to VESTERDAY 1 teefed the new
Christmas eating than Thanatos 10. With her gold Mrself: Make it Stockport if steering wheel and gear lever cookies in fanciful shapes, you liku Or Tiverton.
und bidi-bi cocktail cabinet on rich, colourful and gaily the dashboard, she looked like a decorated. They make love- Force of habit
beautiful wild beast growling 10 y gifts, especially if get at her prey. I accelerat packed in a plastic com to 128 from a standing start in just over dight seconds, which talner through which their is mough for a built-up area. interesting shapes and One
small
criticism. The decorations show. And it's television screen on the wind not a minute too soon to ветосл rather interferes with vision. I like the idea of wing-
nu-make them, either. Let's screen wipern which can be start now, Chef." adjusted to the rhythm of the radio music. For driving on we days, this take one's mind off the dreary road, How true
MAN recently released from
ol went
into his bark, pulled
a chair up to the grille, hod said to the cashier: "You ran tell Nosey that when I get out of here he'd better make himself scare. I must get back to the cell now. So long, and thanks for the visit,"
A technical error
By STELLA THE Associ
of warning in which you are deeply interested At some period in your life, you might be interested in
You ure a person who enjoys "cause." Your principfom
taying s
are high and you believe in rights it equality for ni mankind Since you also speak forcefully in public,
tlerit 3 MIL might prut
well
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speaking
A further von de
of
Pubile
Analysis, to whom i lectured last week OT? *Archaeologica) Finds," is about to probe a ment
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MAN at a party in reported
ple, in order to report its con- A to have confessed that when
CHESS
13
by LEONARD BARDEN
The
ork and nystr hold a definutę appeal to you and your tanginateori tà All in the pape when
HT HI
sekortifie knowledge of the mibject ends,
Wed a un
n early age for the best happiness. Your home. Dfe should
be a happy and contented one
Among those born.
Weye
on this date schirmer.
Phillips Brooks, Reinrich Helie Hand Jobus
More Confully, playw
Чретнет
Ambrone
hoten kurim: haventor:
Samuel LG Zalinaki.
Mary Tond Lincoln, the President's wife; Lillian Roth, actrem: and
Norman Foster, nelor.
To find what th staru have its story for you tomorrow, select your birthday #tor and read the camer anding paragraph
yu!ts barthday star be Your daily guide,
FRIDAY, DEC. 14
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)-- Wind up the week's work DZ1d
good profit If apering the week-end init uf town, get a early starË,
make
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- You can afford to put some new at lung lows pkan into operation This is one at your good days thi
OSWALD JACOBY
TAST might have
cuused trouble In Today's hant by opening the bidding with three or four hearts, not a bod shot in view of the vul- nerability, East's actual bidding | coming_woek-end. Bave South nu problems und made
clear that North's strong response was based strength in the black suits. This was all that South needed
have
a reasonable pluy for grand slam.
AQUARIUM (Jan. 21-Feb. '19)— Got a head start on your shopping for Christmas. There should be some good buys in the storce this
PIACES (Feb. 20-Mar
buy morning when you seem Ly
fairly through ove chores quickly and easily
101
take time out to play-Apt.
ARIKS (Mar.
21)-
Lough Latv.
20)
10 Use your brain power to ita utmost
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The only problem was the correct play of
the club sult,
Since East had bid the red suits
so determinedly, the
In the black
suits
WEST
482
JA
shortness
Was very
NORTH
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EAST (D)
◆ KJ 10 875 4Q54
20
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SOUTH
MARQ1093
VAQTO
• None
A10 2
North-South vul.
South West North
East
Pass
3
2 A 4 ♥
Pass
3
Pass
74
Pesa Pos
Pass
Opening lead♥ J
clubs
clear, South therefore took the
ace of
and eventually fnessed dummy's Jack of clubs
the grand
slum con-
to fulfi
Sract.
The hand was played in one of the team matches of the re- cent European team champion- ships. At the other table, East throughout. South passed couldn't tell during the bidding that the North hand would a perfect fit. Moreover, thero was no way for South to know, during the play, that a
be
Ancsse
In solving an employment prob les. You can get just about wh
you wont now
TAURUB (Ape,
full
213 your
eficiency in everything you undertake and you more than will ́accomplish much
anticipated
GEMINT
(MAY
Things should go
22-June
very
22)-
noothly
at the office You may want to ark
for part of the day ult to do your Christinam shopping.
CANCER (June 23-July 23)- You may holiday Your
fnd
coinmunity
LEON
pre-
peeds
+00
that wome
affair Offer your operation even before being asked.
120 You can combine
(July 24-Aug. 23)-
business
and advaninge
Kucin) affox 10 your
If wring properly, contact a friend.
VIRGO
24-8ept, (AUE Your mig in highly favoured for
important thing accomplishing today Take the initiative and may In the lead
LIBRA (Sept.
24-Oc
Press some advilage at the offer You may want to ank for a rutar. You could get it, too. Why not te
SCORPIO (Oct 24-NOT 27) You may be planning a visit to a nearby town. Combine buner with pleasure and get better than average results
CROSSWORD
15
EUT
134
1
Across The sense of trained vOČA V (DI You may
wooked 1 you k in clubs would be necessary.
for this, Hence South stopped at six Poetically, take the q d. 131 spades and made unly twelve 10. Clothed like a fami
11. Habelling in a vingar menner 7 tricks,
12. Benors may makethesenoizer. (8) 13. The workby is not so tight (
The
points,
JA
Rerence WDS
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A problem Echiquier, mutes in two.
Solution
problem:
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M. Ly
Wrobel 1030). White
yesterday's
H-K18: 2 Kx8, P-57
tein (ile interference theme).
he put the lighted end of cigarette into his mouth he "felt an awful fool." Very likely, but he chose his target well,
If
"But how about planning the dinner first, Madame?" he ask- ed. "After all, the tomily can't live on cookies,"
DINNER
1
Tomato Julco Celery Roast Lein of Park Roast Sweet Potatoes Hot Broccoli Vinaigreite Lemon-Filled Cake
Coffee Ten Milk "This dinner will prove es-
the ness of
rönst
he had put it into someone else'specially tasty because the rich- mouth he would have felt » still more awful fool.
TARGET
How many
words of Tour letter
or more pan
YOU MAKE from the letters in the NEMATE. ON the right ? in
the letters in
Word
each of the
S
о
D
T
O
L
Н
B
«noni marts may be seed uzeo only. Kach wura muat cARTAMEN the large letter in the centra square, sad there must be at jeam one nine-letter word is str No plarsiz : do coretan wordenó propet names TODAY'S TARDIT: 30 words. Food: 23 words, wery good
solutio words. Excellent
Lomorrow.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION, A
pork balanced by the tar brocenii vinaigrette and the tang of the lomon-filled cako,
into
IMAGINATION and patience transforms good dough holiday cookies in fanciful shapes. Wrap them attractively
for Christmas.
or
H
sugar-and-water frosting.
Then put 2 cookies together, desired,
brush with unbeaten sandwich fashion, with a thin baking and layer of currant jelly, Frost the egg white before
confectioner's or tops with plain decorate with glazed fruit Now to bake our Christmas coloured sugar.
sugar-and-water leing. Decorate cookies, the kind flavoured with Empire Biscuit: In a mixing with bits of red candied choreics
ure vanilla extract, packed in pure
bowl, combine c augar, and green citron. Makes 24. layers separated by waxed
To shape in a cookie press, and 1/4 tsp. top. ground mace,
and closed con¬ paper. in tightly
ground cinnamon, Add c. (1 make double the quarkity tainers. Keep cool, but do not
butter stick)
margarine do not chill the dough.
Chocolate Dipped Dookie freeze if frosted, as most leings
softened to room temperature. tend to crack when frozen,
Shape empire blacuit dough into stir
14 in Gradually
- numb lengths and buke. Christma Vanila Cut-Outs;
Dip enriched flour. Mi already-aifted Sift together 4 e. already-sifted
Chill hr. Roll to 1/16" thick the ends In semi-sweet choco- enriched flour, 2 tsp. double-
and
ness on a lightly floured board late melted over hot water, then acting baking powder
Shape or cloth.
with a 14- inte, or sprinkle with,
decoraties seeds, coloured Lp. salt.
round cookie cutter, or mar-
Place on an ungreased cookie minced nuts. sheet, Bake 4 to 6 min. in a hot oven, 400" F., or until the edges are slightly browned, Cool.
1
Cream 4 c. butter garine and 14 c. sugar together intli duffy, Beat in 2 eggs and 111⁄2 tap.
extract. pure vanilla Stir in the flour mixture; roll to 1/16" thickness 011 01 lightly
toured board or cloth.
cutters,
Shape with cookie Bake 7 min, bi a hot oven, 400* F Gr until lightly browned. Cool. Spread with confectioner's
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The Crow And The Snail
-Oliver Decides He'd Rather Be Slow But Safe
S
By MAX TRELL
wie usunt, General Tin,
Crow who often flew over the garden searching for things to One day this crow spied est.
A the Tin order, stand. Oliver.
Ing on guard by the playroom door, making sure that every thing was safe.
How I'd like to have that shall for dinner, the crow sald as bo perched on a limb of
'But tree just over the small.
Knarf and Hanid, the shadow- children with the turned-about there's no use trying to eat him names, came
His shell is much tou
him and, now. up to after bidding him good-evening. hard. It only I could get him begged him to tell them a story, to come out of his shell.'
Sentry Duty
"Well.
my General Tin,
dears." Raid "I'm on sentry duty at the door, you know, and it isn't just right for me to tell you a story."
"And so," General Tin went on. "this crafty Crow thought finally he and thought. And thought of
get scheme to # Oliver to come out of his shell.
It's b
"You
are
다.
fine handsome
fellow," Crow told Oliver,
***Good-morning. Oliver, he he went. I'd certainly be able Mald, "You're a fine handsome to move much faster if i left it There's hardly behind, he said to the Crow, Koan and Hanid looked very fellow, all right,
in the whole "Thank you for telling me." " sad.
another creature garden as handsome as you. If General Tin said: "So Oliver only you were Es fust-moving started coming out of his shell ns you are handsome.
and suddenly, when he was shame you're so slow."
almon out, the Crow swooped "'Slow! Oliver excluined in down with his beak wide open astonishment.
"Why, I always ready to swallow him." thought I moved very fast In-
Knart and Hanid looked deodo fast that almost
terribly worried. fakes my breath away.
"But," continued General Tin, i don't expect "seeing as how any lions or tigers or giraffes or monkeys to be coming into this house tonight, I guess I can lake off a few minutes and tell you a story."
As soon as they heard these words, Knart and Hanld smiled broadly. They sat themselves down on the floor at General Tin's feet.
Hanid said: "What's the story
going to be about, Gener.. Tin,
sir?"
"The story I'm about to test
General Tin, you," sald about a Snail named Ollyer."
"Oliver?" said Knur!.
stalt "
get Ollver?"
did
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"How
the
name
Makes A Promise
"'Not at all,' said the crafty Crow, even the ants and the potato bugs move faster that It's that heavy shell you carry on our back.
you do.
General Tin shook his head and smiled.
"He wasn't vaten, my deara, Fortunately, Oliver süpped back into his shell, but just in time,
"Yes," he said to himself after the crow flew away.
Carries His House
"Oliver was very much put maybe carrying my house out to hear this, "Yes," said the ground does nuke me slow, but Crow, it's like carrying your it makes me safe.
It's better No one to house on your back.
bo slow and safe," mid 0150 carries his houSU on his General Tin to Knarf and back the way you do.
Hania "hon fast and-swol- lowed. "Now
Oliver thought
Shis
"1 don't know," said General over" said General Tis, "and
"And that,” General Tüm put
Tin, "but he got it. Now I'll tell finally he agreed that he really in, "is the story of Oliver, you Oliver's story from begin was being foolish to carry his snail. I hope you'll remember ning to end but you must make house along with him wherever
You must one promise.
ma
a, tidy sum. The moral | *** ** quite clear: Bold bidding 17. One of the boys around town. promise not to Interrupt."
sometimes pays; and
silenced, in a dry sort QE WAY. (4)) sometimes pays; but feeble 20. Xinsh for a pony. (4)
21. A college in Cambridge. (5)
bidding will get you, nowhere, tum travels in them. (0)
23. Man who does a bit of 11 Acrom.
|♥→CARD Senseko
Q-The bidding has beeny North
+1 N.T.
East South West Pass T
You, South, hold:
པོ་
Dona
1. IlACK zobes. (Anag.1 (9)
2, 12% poetica: un 9 Acroms, (4)
4. The door to many hotels ardi
inalde.
4. Kiotone hundred
moves into a nervous spam. (8) 6. For PEORGE WHO WEnt to fat
head 714)
ABS OKQ4, AQU934 437 one of the matse makers in a
? What do you do??
A-Dia three diarionda. You will" laige men' the/ Blackwoodi Convention to exploze alam pos” į albilitica.
TODAY'S QUZETION. who bidding taṛthe same' na in the question just answered. "You, Southy, holds at VIKA
·MABS VAQUNAQJI
What do you, dofis & mala "Answer "AviSETTOW:
6. The UB. army colour, 18, 43-
Acton
10
B. The thick end of the wedge, iar 13. Blart playing, carnia. 14. Mountalus,
do a cribed.
16. The college HAVE whores LAN
Mght of the World W0018 BROW
16.
On Knart and Hanid's pro- mising not to interrupt, General SLOTY Tin began telling, the about Oliver the Snail.
"Oliver' was a fine young shall with a fine large sticl Oliver felt very proud of him! self as he sild from leaf to leat in the garten, ceting as he sild, He'd take a filtie nip out of a and Leaf here, then slide on take a little nip out, of a leaf thero. It was a pleasant way to live and Oliver, was a very happy mall
What a fine, handsome fellow I am, he told himself. And how very fast I move, It almott take my breath away
મ
contimied General
Rupert and the Old Chimney-5
Rupert, sets, off at good -speed through the cold, air, watched".by) Mrs, Bear From: the garden gate. and he soon leaves The frond van; the way to Peter'a bosan lies overĭ: the Common, On Abend (of! bjm: he spins a little figuene: and's ha:)
be, but when he reachei, ground" there is› há: oni
Hilmanybody!"), therwi
novin" Coth when
Thefalight holes
sesame Of
TRICK OF THE CHIEF Add chilled pineapple juice to sliced orange cup.
A SITUATION EVERY WOMAN
UNDERSTANDS...
of
Hints
By Hillary Wentworth".
1. Work
Into the Butter which is to be used for making anvouries or sandwiches. It brings out the flavour Fotz the filing
ང་ little lemon juice
3. Before applying mota! polish to tarnished brass, diphala : Iemon. In alt and rub. the brass with It. This removes the tarnish and the brass pollshen much more readily.
3. Rust stains on material
respond if a little lemon Julco and salt is rubbed in woll and theo bleached
washed in the
and
way.
4. When the cane seat of a chair becomes discoloured
and Krubby, it con ba revived by rubbing with lemon
and Juice
then with a damp wiping over cloth.
5. A silce of lemon in the cooking water keep cauti-
flower white.
6. Pench juice stains in linen should be treated as soon Ig pessible
temon with juice and cooking salt and loft in the sun to bleach.
rubbed on pusky bounda
wooden any article will keep them in a white condition.
7. Lemon
8. Add
the
or
juloo at twa lemons to your floor polish and you will have a listing brilliance.
9. Any discoloured towns and their cloths will regain whiteness if a little piece
of lemon peel' is added to in which they
the water
are bodied.
10. Peeled bananas
bocome
little
will not
discoloured It emon'
juice
sprinkled over them.
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l'usibat.
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