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THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1956.
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By OSWALD JACOBY
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A personal experiment with three expert cooks and one celebrated dish
THE PIE AND I
By ANNE EDWARDS
TAST and furious is the Horton,
steak and kidney con- troversy. Harsh words are flying around. Strong views aro fiercely stated. quarter is given.
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There's A Time And Place For Beauty Chores
By JEANNE D'ARCY
NO much has been said on the mniter of making up ja public, one would Think the tople needn't be tackled again. Apparently, however, there benuties who've (not pro) ndssed all the con viewpoints beauty writers have alred In newspaper magazine print,
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The TV cool challenged them to enter steak and kidney ple competi- they say. And lon-with myself as the judge. I'm afraid you watched them do the have-you them can't sell it to cooking. ilstened to
I string their views. I tasted the anyone,"
call R friendly per- ago, and of course it's horrible. suasion," sold resulta,
juzz - player
CHARMED Dankworth, Johnny Miss Aylett's pic had
"whe AID French actress Madelcino We saw Buch a girl just the We would and you could people say to crumbly crus!
Renaud, now beting in Lon- jother duy k a very elegant flavours of wk, you round for cuffee, but we den: "The thing I like most about restaurant. She wis taste the separate
know you must be much too London is is steak and kidney.
rother handsome #tmosphere of with a and 1 know they mean
charm nod polltenes. Everyone | and. B thuy Hingered over Mr Allouis's ple had a buttery, busy,
too big-headed, So I go, just so courteous,
ste Even the taxi coffee, daky crust and rich, tasly mo
repairs--but Mr Harben's ple Win the to prove I'm not, although
drivers Bay thank you before facial expert stenklest and kidneyist with a don't want to,
they look at thoir tip."
For on the subject of cooking asleak and kidney ple every English book has an unshakable
taient, an inherited creed, world-beating recipe- und an infinite contempt for anyone who thinks differently.
"The
wiit: trouble cooks," uy's cooking
most!
Miss Mary Arieli, "is that they
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"It should be cooked with Booi Tunup steak and beef stock, wildt beef made pastry
mar. dripping not butter and garine, inoderate oven
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Saul French ex-ambassador's wife, Mme, Mamigli, now visit- log London: "When I woke up First, she powdered her no «. the other day and saw a fog I but not inconspleuously was enchanted,
face I have always | fuffed
powder in Hikel super-
the fog in London, It directions, Including over
suit. He Rives the city u kind of cotton navy
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Which only goes to prove, I off with suppost, that really to apprecut to the blue sult fabric.
out an Next, she whipped ste a city you just should not ha
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flourish. penelled out her brow ODD SPOT
line.
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full treatment.
nome friendly suusion irresistible" said Bulhor
when
1911) high-minded people are so
LEN That overy
old lipstick applying new
removing with
tisaut Hick will a bruh, a job that takes a
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of
Wi
bour and quarter.
"If raw sewing steak is put people
with tish covered inte
what you duel moderate They pastry baked in
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suasjon" now.
ranges WH 1.0
Litala,"
My Mrs
from making
some- you buy
not by rude waiters but by car thing is wrong with the way we thing you don't want, to making old ladies with vory Hat feet and live the goldish life in modern flats, the dangerous drug of TV, you stay late when you'd rather tremendously dyed hair, who
early
the monotony of a nine-u-six retired obviously should have
The Bal straw, though, was "It's the Jechnical side
And they say things job, the unficaillness of central long ago. [riendly
LEAT persuasion
like, isn't own dear? Isn't heating, the lack of individuality when he brought out a comis <date? comedian Tony the menu rotten? 1 don't know
sow about one mass-produced clothes, did that with her bangs.
ulotting combinat
with and the marshmallow mush f ancock, "espeelally with vin-
what the country's coming to.
Compuel glances into a women's magia... lge cars.
We had lady in here only the
Isn' iod that when other
She the off by produbos of the refugees arrived,
small perfumer
play, which they stated wistfully that what she waved about leg hat and they longed fur was three-room dat, a TV
ne."
of gets
'You'll never wki vngue, they may
get another one like this."
bons on the plates
Mr Allouis, chief a 2 - Wic, estadiant famous tot
ils ateuk uf kidney Fric, has
"Chuck stenk different theory: Is the best meat for sleak KKÍ kidney pie," he says, "because it has succulence and favoiu. Fillet steal is the
not nearly autisfactory. Bitte, gives a bel- ter davou lo pastry than HELY
Wine
the improves other lat. meat."
ace of trumps East. then in zosition to rult a spude with the Juck of hearts, after which dum- my still has a tosing diamond.
VACARD Serie Me
Q-The bidding has been: North Bast South IN.T. PRI
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West
You, South, hoid: AGE WIX ◆KQJ552 4984
What do you do?
The A-Bld two diamonds. long suit may be shut out a no- trump. You will gladly bid game in no-trump, however, if North can bid agato (showing a dia. mond fit and maximum values).
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question Just answered. You, South, hold:
@K63 #Q42 $10753 MAJI
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
.BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
A
MAN who was accused
of county,
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"barking like a dog" at dubious literary merit
taking.
indy was probably hungry. I have # preposterULES does not say whether he got down on all fours to make the appeal more realistic.
the
Anyhow. It is obvious that he Was trying to make think he was a deg. He was to her miki merely recullung
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THE PURE VERSION
PHILIP Harben says: "It's rub-
bish and nonsense to include pond wine. I magiat melude bety sometimes, but Isn't noCES - sary. There's no point in using with stock, the water cooking Whe beef wil make is UWIL stock.
المال
belleve The And me."
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of course I don't know what dide-valve engine is, and it never "And you feel you can't pos- occurs to me that I might be a subly behave like that yourself, good thing if you couldn't get so you order something she tells she very good because another one like it. So I buy it. you is
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day, a regular job, coura; heat- our ships, tng, the fashions in and the women's magazines?
IN DETAIL: HOW THEY BAKE THAT PIE
★The Allouis Method
Trump steak
Jylb, beel
kidney. lib. Hour, lb. clarified
both
Make well in centre
The Harben Method
chuck
steak.
...
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Hose dude man take it all" He was annoyed. The power and that on his soit didn't help his frame of mind, either.
When will women learn that out of pubile face-making is order for a number of reasons?
First.
It's a personal thing
dressed in wouldn't get
You
LIB. flour. b. butter, pint water.
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Muke
public, so why dress your face While a crowd watches?
A Second, It's dillusioning. men likes to think a woman' naturally beautiful. He certain- ly
cherish that Mlusion
★ The Aylett Method 21, chuck steak, Bog, kidney. ney. lb, self-culsing out. 2 onious, il mushrooms, Beef ief dripping, Onion with clove
Dry flour on plate above the butter. Approx, Goz. water stock. 1/3 botile red wine.
lt, pepper, oven. Trim beef and cut up * like making the pare ver
'Season some flour well,
the postry first and
can't non-just the beef and kidney, beef and kidney. Roll in seasoned
meat into chunks, roll in four. leave it to settle while you make when he sits by While she And like cooking the most four. Rub into four half the
sprinkle the plo, Fry beef and kidney to-toyers on her face, cosmetic by Put into ple dish and dripping. 1210
the pusic,
until cosmetic, together with
The and add gill of cold water. Roll with rest of seasoned flour, to gether in beef dripping flavour is seated right in.
This Add union and Third, it's bad manners. lightly brown. out pustry. Cut rest of dripping make thickening for gravy. Roll Pastry is cooked in the Brat
combing and mushrooms. Fry a little longer, applies especially to short paste evenly half hour, and the next into centre of dough, fold over out
two
Do this rather thickly. Pour in water to Just with flour, cook for down ends.
hair at a restaurant table. hours on a very low heat won't and press
get fat and air level of dish. Lay pastry over minute, add wine and stock, three times to have any effect on the pastry,"
It's perfectly proper to touch hours. So
well into it. Put mest in ple dish top, decorate and make a large simmer slowly Jast
up your face in a restaurant- week I issued
Brush all Put into a ple dish and allow tomb on lipstick, pai on powder and pie- hole in the middle. Challenge
three
the with nion, brytenf ta
of
Cook for half cool. Then with beef stock, over with egg.
add pastry, Cover
make but when extensive repairs the cup. Aylett, experts. To Miss
needed, head for the cialist
house brush with yolk of egg, cook in an hour on gas 6 or 400 degrees, knife-hole in the middle, cgg-are country
and a Then cook for two hours on gas wash the surface, cook for half privacy of the powder room. cooking
the moderate oven To Mr Allouts,
or 200 degrees.
en hour in quick oven, professional chef. And to Philip quarter hours.
BOYS'
D
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for one
for two
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The Show-Stopping Act
an
TWE
---How Pixie McGiggle Gets All the Laughs-
By MAX TRELL
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The The
from Any may under- How much more pre-
1s therefore, posterous, anthology of these rather dreary
telephone What possible
artistic
magle names.
Knart and Huule, con they have? uniflcance
shadow children with If ca5- What cultural value?
turned-about names, lifted up a not nightwatchmen? men, why
moved corner of the carpet, the with One can sympathise
of wood astde a splinter Mrs Outridge, enthusiasm who, as she tells us, is Hunting-picked up the telephone. den-born. But am I, born in Rhyl, supposed to applaud?
dogs in general, in order to play on he feelings, like the man wh squeaked like a mouse and Cheddar cheese got a whole
But a sentimental lady from that was at Saxmundham, course.
ol
Mr Bylge-Waters protests
DEAR SIR,
of
It seems to me that a fis! from caumen,
CHESS
whatever
by LEONARD BARDEN
of
Yours faithfully, Upton Bylge-Waters.
It may be only a rumour
accom
CANNOT trace the origin of Mr Richard report that Widmark is to play Charlemagne in the musical flm about the emperor. The theme song, "HL Roland!" will be sung by Q choir of 4,000 voices, panied on 16 floodl electric organs of pink concrete, Cleo patra, the leading female role. goes to Pittura Fresca, Hailon star of "Palmerston, She makes ber entry into AiK- la-Chapelle riding a gigantic caret captured from the Sara- cens by the Emir of Seville,
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It was a wonderful lelephone It had two mouthpieces and two earpieces. "Hello, hello," Knorf and fanid. "Who's there, who's there?" they sald,
trienu, Pixle
It was McGiggle,
their
Singing And Dancing
"We're putting on show," he anld. "There's going to be einging and dancing and magic and acrobata."
“Where, where?" asked Knart and Hanid
pole into a Frog. He changed à Water Bug Into a Dragonfly.
Best Trick
The Bugs and the Beetles and clothes and they ali sat quietly the Crickets and the Caterpillars on Hille pebbles: Some of them clapped their hands louder than chowed gum and some of them ever. The Owl bowed, tipped his ate popcorn.
and Most of them ate hat, spread out his cloak pounuts but were careful not to did the best trick of all. He throw the shells on the floor. went sailing off into the nir.
came
Then Pixie McGiggle The stage was the white rock, A lady tond in a bright green out on the stage. He said: "The dress was pinning round and one thing that none of you can round. Then other lady toads in do is laugh. The birds can sing, ballet dresses cume leaping out the crickets can chirp, the frogs from both sides and they all can croak, the toad can
nobody can laugh. And went spinning round and round, but
what
I'm going to do is teach The bugs and the beetles and you all how to laugh." the crickets and the caterpillars all clapped their hands.
peep,
Everyone looked at him with great interest.
"The first thing to do," said Pixie McGiggle, "s to say ha!"
Kharf and Honid sat in the first row where they coukt sec everything. A Robin flew down ond stood on Hanld's shoulder Everyone in the audience went while Sparrow flew and stood hai on Knarr's head.
The next thing to do," sald The next act was magic. The Pixie McGlggle, "a to say ha magician was an Owl. These are ha!" the tricks he did: He asked u Everyone in the audience went Caterpillar to come up to the ba-hai stage. He changed him into a
they were
The next second "When
Butterfly, He changed a Tad- going ha-ha-hal
Pixle McGiggle said: you come to the third daisy, in the middle of the garden, turn to to your left until you come the buttercup. Then, swing to walk straight your right and ahend until you reach the ble white, rock with the fern over it. That's where the show is for the 2.30? | going to take place."
Who gave you Damson
N'anonymous postcard als why I never give tips for races. Long ago, knowing no more about racing tirar about
("we'll be "right" over. right finnld. over," said Knarf and "Thank you, thank you for in- viting us."
...
Then they hung up the phone conchology. In my colimn I gave and put it back, covered 11 with
I gave a lip. The horse won, another. Another win, By this time the sporting Journalists
the splinter and covered it with the comer of the carpet. Then
It wasn't at all hard fimling. the white rock with the forn over it.
A new problein by F. Bennett were roused. One of thom naked off they went, (Australia), White mates in me how on ourth I did it.
sild, in a very suptelor" way, two.
"My dear chap, I just take one Solution to yesterday's loole at a horse. That tells me
all I want to know, with an. The show had just begun. problemi p
instingl I've had since child-
In the audience were buga, RXR; 2 R-Q1 | hood; Than, with my repatan
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They were dressed in, ihmir: žogs
Rupert and the Fishing-rod-41
All the way, back, Rupary tries to a few minsitra when that stranger Josife on, his story, and yjum, and with the fishing-tod, cara, bark they reach the squire's, house' he to where I was hiding... 1. caught- gives a start."Look, there is him; red-handed – with all "your. Constable Growler (8), he, shouts, "preciosii, things and now he's sale 400 As the sight of them the constable, under lock and key Jo So rum forward), "50h; sieg have you" "Rupert's story (was itün İ!! breathies heard the......... news ?"...fie, crer the aquiral How klad )], ait my * This little brar had only left me fierasures are found fif
The Magician was an Owi
After that they went: ha-ha, ha-bal
And soon the whole field was ringing with the laughter of all the bugs and beetles and crickets and caterpillars and birds and pixies and Knart and Hanid and cats and dogs and mice frogs and toads.
And
And that was the best part of the whole show," the wonderful laughter of everybody.
Another Rupert Adventure-
RUPERT and the
GIANTS CASTLE
AT & C
$1.00
POST/LTO.
Intriguing Fur Combinations
By GRACE THORNCLIFFE
WONDERFUL Ways with furs have given now impetus to winter fashions. Two firs: are better than one in many a new. fur garment and there are some atranga and interesting alliances fo: prove this such as one wo of sealskin andi lynx. saw.of More conservative Is this
of black Persian lamb Jacket
bedecked with n
'n shawl collar of lawny offer. The trim Jacket has six composition buttons marking Its double-breasted line; and the oldes dro
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in motion. A A splendid coat fo wont over a very stim, plak two-plocs dress or with a akciet and blouse og drolay » ww outfit. A useful; (and) vSCHE für meinent," this land"" nicet in Meallys of the newY