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This Funny World
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"I was just about half shaved when it dawned on me
this is Sunday."
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distillation of Ü proverbs, a wisdom of the Swedish Lapp. mark.
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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Trump Play Cen 'Save Defeat
By
OSWALD JACOBY
PROPER trump management
would have mved South from defeat in today's hand. The correct line of play, is however, not easy to and
When the hand West began with
1956.
WOMANSENSE
HOW TO TONE YOURSELF "UP FOR WINTER
I BECOME A NATURE GIRL
By Eileen Ascroft
Three rounds FOUR days now since
of diamonds, and South ruffed had my last square the third with the nine of i ment, Four days, in fact, spades. Hoping to get trumps since I had any food at all. out quickly, South continued with the ace of spades and led the queen of spades next.
West refused the second round of spades, thus dooming the' con-
tract. If South led his remain
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South could save one trick by witening away from trumps, this allowed West to make two trump tricks,
Setting the contract one trick.
thus
South made his mistake when he led the ace of spades at the
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tomorrow.
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fue queen of spades, and should side with the ten of spades it West reluses the first trump. If Weal refuses both trump teks, South takes the ace spuches at then leads the high wards in the side sulls West can
king get his eventually spades, but die wins nothing else. It West wins the second trump trick, he can do nothing to de- feat the contract. A diamond re- Turn allows South to ruff with. the nee, after which South gets to dummy in order to draw trumps with the jack and eight. Any return other than Alia- mond makes the play even casier for declarer
V+CARD Sensek♦
Q-You are the dealer with the following hand:
AK QI WA IR SAMQPS MAQ
What do you do?
A-Bid three zo-trump. You have only 21 poin, bul the strong diamond ruit fs worth at least one additional point.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been: North East Bouth 1N.T. Pass
You, South, hold:
Weal
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What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
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you are not as shrewd in practice
as you think you are in theory. You will probably have to work haid for all you get. Since you are to be fortunate in the type Taking shazices, don't gamble with
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30
PORN today, you have a keen int
and
exceptional Incinory Your acquisitive mind is tacts in meat, able to
store sp mental pigeon-holes and make good use of them at sine later time when their influence can be con- pelling
and You have a quick ready wit In both the spoken and written word. You would probably lecture as well and as witfly na you writel
rendy You pre
10 analyse everything and can bring forth facts whigh" you are able interpret capably, perhaps
impact a old tast
new
to iving
And
figures.
You have very definite Ideas about things and don't like to have anyone try to change your mind, You believe you are right and you are quite trank to odnit that you bellevo others are on the wrong track if they dare to disagree with you. Your self-confidence, is solld but you have such a pleasing per- "that no czte" weema to MOT consider on arrogant.
You like to think that you fizyo a good business head when actually
SATURDAY,
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23.Dec. 22) One of those vitálly `notive daya when you are tempted to put cau tion to the winds. Be discreet.
CAPRICORN (Osc. 23-Jan. 29)- Enation mati. eause havdo unlera you keep them well under control, Be wise and you can make essentieă'
rben
AQUARIUS Can. 21-Feb. 19)—
uncertainties.
You have a tender and loving disponion and your emotions are string. You probably will have one great love in your life. It this orufs m marriage, it should be an excep- tionally happy and contented one. Your loyalties are strong and your devotions undisputed,
on this date Ainong those born wever Jonathan Swift, salirlat; Kari Mark Twain, Waugh, paychologist anoriat: Bamuel Seabury, r
er Cyrus W. Field, merchant; and Jefferson de Angella, actor.
To And what the stars have Alure for you tomorrow, select your birliday star resď: read the corrE- sponding paragraph. Let 3:07 Krthday star do, your, daily guide,
DECEMBER 1
It is all part of my regime of starving for health and beauty at the most fashion- able of nature cure resorta.
This place in Hertfordshire ↳ where dowager duchemes bring fellow their arthritis and more humble the people
come for TAJI annual optimistically beside the main tone-up or hoping that nature gates. may succeed in curing their cam- plaints where doctors have failed.
Sicknes Is not cured hers, but bodles are gives a chance to heal themselves.
REALLY FASTING
Fusting is unc of the Arst ways of preparing the body le do ila work, And when I say fasting i really mean fasting
After my 13!
supper baked appie, grapes and a have lived uli two glasses of pineapple juice a day and two of vegetable juice, all served by a pretty Hirla counter.
sprek ba
J
Good for the morale, particularly for the gentlemen dietors.
Home to me
This work
1.
..
ting wooden chate; oll to myself in the grounds of a lovely houst bulit for the Rothschikl family
Here i sleep 10 hours a night and two in the afternoon, and only leave 11 10 collect
ms drinks and have my mange and special bath treatment
A DREAM EXISTENCE
A rul divai existence 1 the buny housewife!
inch
starvers #peaking Into fashop that has opened
Fasting
call be
practised beneficially at home, too, says Stanley Lief
The very
best
for cure cold...."A day in bed with no solld food, only liquida.”
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It is a pleasant escape from fashion, too.
Here we live for most of the
1. warm day
dressing-gown15;
real spring-cloaning some of the more
socially takes seven days. minded
It is wise to the check in got dressL
with your doctor, of evening to sit and gossip round course, before going on any the drawing-room fire or watch television.
Tomorrow
have been
omia a change in my diet yoghurt und fruil-preparing me to return to my ordinary iffe.
Bui, at present, my gastric Jusers happily stilled, I can walk past the k en and the
nells
meha
most delectable nothing to me at
FREE FROM PAIN
for
There are other rewards this Spartan existence besides Jurt recapturing F1 schoolgirl's figure
The whites of my eyes look
AS SNOWY US the best detergent, my sitin is clear as a baby's, my hair is shining and nails are strong and smoot
iny
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K
Bu best of all, my back
knotted up with fes WELS and the nii 100 fashionle nurotis is now loose ngait: 'and free from pain.
Sinnley Lief, the nature king, studied dieteties and osteopathic inanipulation in America.
His first successful cure was
Results of my four-day etfort are slb. off my weight, a whole
off bust
und and wats in off my hips. Vital statistics now read 31. himself, 24, 34, a perfect hour-glass, but
From a fat, bloated unhealthy I'm wondering how long they'll youth he turned himself through
that way when I return to fasting utay
strong and beefstenks.
healthy young man, capable of My fasi
short working been because I was merely toning up, but in cases of real obesity and sickness it can continue for 50 days
toar
Las
Heaviest heavyweight in 30 yeurs
a 27st, man. The unl scales in miles that could record hits poundage were
at the local railway station.
The strange thing about 17- log is that after the first day--
when the
cense gastric juices
into
11
seven days 0 week without tiring.
I have met one or two of the
who and women
have life regained their health and in this peaceful spot,
HELPLESS CRIPPLE
Patricia Spalding Ballerina Jor example. Bedridden for of u in and out sevon your dozen hospitais, she was carried in here on a stretcher, a helpless
10 work, no hunger is felt at cripple. all--at least not by me, though clid detect a couple of my
1
BOYS'
In six months she walked, in 12 she was dancing again,
AND
Mouse Lends A Tail
-It Proves a Life Line for Mud-Stuck Blackie-
dict.
Drawbacks Of Demand Feeding
By Garry C. Myers, Ph.D.
NUMBER of years
A
ugo, when deninnd feeding aprond,ljko wildfire, I warned In this columni against its dangers. I did point out that feeding the new infant when he seemed to be hungry might easily aid the mother, working For the sixth and seventh day with the pediatrician, to breakfast on fruit and yoghurt, train the baby after several then take salads, baked pota- weeks to gradually adapt to lock, stemmed vegetables, cheese, fresh fruit meal bread.
Combine this with plenty of (resh air and your sleep and body will make a new woman of you at the end of the week.
I have not tried the home fast myself yet.
Balads and whole a reasonable schedule.
The Arst three days ale on fruit juice diluted with water
But ball, when I want to (four or five full glasses, hot or gel winter fox ou! of my cold), ench
small system. morking sults should dose of
be taken
As you internally
gather, 1 really am sold on this business of being a nature girl.
the fourth day have three fresh frull meals and drink water in between.
The fifth day the same, but add yoghurt,
Excuse me while I Bo und fetch my hoi tomato juice for supper.
---(London Exprem Service),
HERBS GIVE RICE
A NEW FLAVOUR
By ALICE DENHOFF
LAND rice can be given
with
B new flavour
little imagination.
One recipe calls for several herbs you may not have used before but 11 offers a fine op portunity to become acquainted
with the magic form.
they can per-
This is now the opinion of most pediatricians, if my read- be can ing and observations trusted.
But some of the general prac- the titioners, especially among older physicians who do not keep up with the newer and more reasonable trenda, are advising demand feeding for the baby almost indefinitely.
I've had the opportunity tu observe the results with a ver- tain infant now four months old.
This baby, bottle-fed, has al- ways been given food when he souned want 11, according to the physician's order. Now the child demanda the botto rather regularly about every hour by day and every three hours by night.
The physician has warned the parents never to lot the baby What does most to make
cry,
them follow this advice is their fear that hard crying might cause This dish goes especially well him to rupture himself. Naturally both parents are kept pretty with
busy. duck,
'ous! chicken
or roast
in the
rice
While we're paddy, here's a fine recipe for curried rice, which is excellent with ham, veal cutlet or lamb.
To serve 4-6, wash Ac. rieg in cold water. Then suf in 2 q For a servings of Herb Rice, boiling water to which 2 tsp.
Boli melt 3 tbsp. butter or margarine salt have been added. In a 2-ql. saucepan.
for 20 min.,, stirring rapidly add i c., chopped onion and occasionally with a fork."" "Add iv. uncooked white rice. Cook more writer if it boils away or until
yellow and thickens too much, calon turns the rice begins to brown.
Add
1⁄4 tsp. marjoram, tap. rosemary, 1⁄4 tsp. salt, 3 chicken
bouillon cubes and 2 c. water. Bring to vigorous boll,
Sur to dissolve the bouillon cube. Turn the heat as low us posthie. Cover with a lid and leave over low heat for 14 min. Remove saucepan from het but
un 10 leave lid
min. or untli ready to serve,
GIRLS'
Suddenly, as they came near
bend in the the
brook, Willy By MAX TRELL
explained to Khart and Hanid NARF And Hanid, the what had happened to Blackte, Khadow children with
the turned-about names, had gone down to the Hollow Tree at the edge of the brook to have dinner with their good friend, Willy Toad.
was
on the
The table was all set and the dinner
atove, bubbling and bolling and steam Ing. Everything was ready except that Willy had a very worried expression on his face. He Anally told them what the trouble was
"Here it is, nearly half-past," Willy said, looking at his wrist watch, "and he in't here yet."
Blackie's Late
the
While the rice is boiling, melt 3 tbsp, butter in a mucepan, add each curry 2 tsp. flour, tsp. powder and minced onion.
Cook fur 6 min, stirring con- atantly, then add 1 c. milk and a litle wilt to season.
Drain the rice, Finse with cold water and drain again. Pul back in saucepan ind stir in the curry sauce, mixing with a fork.
MAGAZINE
minute after that he returned with the Mouse,
"Help!" cried Blackie, blubber- ing and spluttering more than
uver
"Take it easy," said Wily. "I'm going to pull you out with the help of this Mouse."
All Figured Out
Knarf and Hanid didn't
sec
50 that his tail over the mud
Blackie"
a
Any mother who has this fear should, of course, consult her physlelan. In case there is necessity for letting the young- ster. Very it out” in certain in- stances
to be might decide provide a physical measure for this infant
#gainst securing bursting.
‚'Apparently, some infants with demand feeding from the start do adjust themselves to a de- sirable reasonable Leading schedule after a few weeks.
But a great many others don't, and when they don't, their parents are bound like slaves with chains by
What's this little 4yrant. worse, they may continue to be his claves Indefinitely.
of age
Given the bottle by day and night when he cries for it at three or four months won he tend to continue to demand cookies and cakes, and jam and candy and soft drinks often between meals when Ba la three or four years of age? Won't he demand over so many other things and priviléges right away when he wants them?
Household Hints
It is cusier to make button- holes in thin material if you firat rub it
on the wrong, skle with a little paste.
•
•
Before driving a nail. In papered wall to hang a picture, silt the paper and fold down a tab. When the picture and nali. are removed, the paper can be pasted back in place,
good
Cold tea makes a fertiliser for house plants..... acts as an insertleido.
Willow, they heard a splashing and a spluttering and
But Willy had it all there was Blackle, sunk in the how the Mouse was going to be mud, trying as beat he could to any help. seize hold of a twig and pull gured out. He had the Mouse
out reached himself out. But no sooner did turn around he touch the twig than it bent
puddle. over and he sank down Into the
"Grab his tall, mud again,
shouted Willy. Knart and Hanld shouted:
It was a wonderful sight to "Swim this way. Blac¡ ¡el"
While Blackle clung to $00.
To wash aluminium pots and went Mouse tall, Willy had the "Can'i, .can't...glub!”
move slowly forward
fresh batch pans,, start with a Blackie, sinking in the mud up Mouse
was invited, too, He was given of hot suds, since an invisible to where his nose would have and at last Blackle was back on
a special dish of checee and alm of He, was dripping dry land.
on an grease. Left boen, if Beetles had nowos.
pumpkin rind. with mud.
aluminium pan causes the bot- Blackle Beetle told the story tom of the kettle to burn or Meanwhile, Willy Toad didn't --
mud "Thanks for eaving my life," of how he fell in the
discolour when it is used again. say anything. 17e just ped
times-Cach skich” to Willy, "I pudle a dozen up and down with his ands Blackle
differently. But it war A And behind his back, thinking, certainly am hungry,
·
Willy had dinner all cooked
on the stove..
"Who I'l?" asked Kaart. "Blackle Beetle isn't" said Finally he exclaimed: "I've got please accept my apologies for wonderful story just the same Willy. "I invited him to have It" dinner, too.
I told him not to be later than a quarter-after- nd here it is half-past,"
It
Just then the telephone rang. Willy rushed to answer it. favoured. Romance is all right || turned out to be a grasshopper again, so further your interests with who lived further down the
2 loved one, y
* DANCER (Juni © 13-July
A fast-paced day when you MAY
- have to decide between business and pleasure. Only one thing can be sucremerul" now..
LEO (July ITALE.
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brook.
4
When blankets are laundered, und he couldn't thank Willy they should be soaked rather belog late for your dinner."
Willy 'accepter Blackie's Toad, mough, for arranging, with | thin agitatod, Agitation often is he disap- apologies, but he made Blackie Mouse to lend a tall and pull responsible for, blanket shrink- The next second peared down a mousehole on take a bath before he let him, him out. the other side of the willow and sit down at table, The Mouso
Rupert and the Fishing-rod-36
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"If you're wondering what happened to Blackie Boetie," Grasshopper sald, "I can tell you where he is,"
the
Fational temperament may upeat NSAS MY MA
** «Whore, la hot shouted Willy, Grasshopper the mud
Keep everything sitiefly on a basal-, things for grou, so keep your temper
bosis coddy for you will find and stay crim "no ·matter what Buck
personal relations. con
shoo
be
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occas
"Nobody can pull him out. You'd better come If you work on this ders you may
down here and what you find that “home. Bighly" Bersettošní can do. He's right rent the old Willow Tree at the bend in the #brook, right, where l'as always
but dump and marshy...” tak
Business prospect
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up the "Come along? he said:
willy-hung
and Hania,
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