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Club Honours Pose Problem
By
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THE problem in help
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The remaining three suits
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street-dancing, crowds, and form to watch al Probes going into a house of opetting a new shop.
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[THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1986.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1
ROIN today, you have
excep. Bonally strong family ties and you may find that you are being Influenced, more then you should be, by tha The wise have given exceptional talents in your nature and unlem you leam to con- centrate on one objective, you may
mediocre A
Jack of Al Trades. There may be an exception If you work on one thing, finish K and then go on to the next, you can become manter of more than ong vocation.
become
You have great imagination and are highly intuitive. The arts ap- peal to you, yet you have talent for making 'inoney. You enjoy travelling" bụi will want your own home and fireside to which you may return. You have little sono for the value of money or the arduous task of making a lot. Yes you enjoy the foe things that money can buy In other words, you are something of a paradox
STELLA
Sometimes you "don't really; under=" stand your owES - BELL! -
Your emotions are strong, yet you 4 not the type to show quiet affection to those you love: You love ardently, but it might, never occur to you to tell the grie you love about 1 often enough! |
It wil this makes you found a little well-centred-you probably are. But you have thei knack of bring, ing joy and happiness to others and you are forgiven for some of the minor lapers,
Among those born on this date were: Stephen Crane, author, Dan- vehuta Celina and - William M. Chase, artista J.W Fackard, manufacturer; Wildam B. Bjurt and William fodge, Rotore: Lars La Plante, actress, andi King Gustavus Adolphus IV of Sweden.
To find what the stars Bavo' in store for you tomorrow, select your firthday star and read the conts ponding paragraph.
your
mell person to detaisd. birthday wter be your daily guide.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2
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SCORPIO (Oct. 14-Nov. The new muon brings those of your sign fire prospect for the balanço of the
Make importht month progrom now!
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-D90, 23)- Some mas be in need of your Help wday. Dive generoialy. Property Interesin also may call
far attention.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23-Jan. - Your job may show signs of in- steased opportunity If not, thin ต. good time to look for a towi
De Wish diperl
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A extensely netive day for ali yur Interests Batem afnir. especially if involving properly.
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Mar - 22-Apr.
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If you are planning a visit to 2 friend you may not have seen for a long" une, äntleipate a pleasant tline
TAURUS (APP 21-May El You should be able to be a little more adventuresome when it comes to furthering your secret ambitions.
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Experts List "Safety Musts" For
FOUR STAGES OF CHILDHOOD
PARENT
Washington.
experience and training.
The
ARENTS could prevent kitchen becomes his favourite spot because he spends most of of the accidenta is time there with his mother.
most
which annually kill 12,000 But the kitchen is the Place
children and
most permanently where
accidents accur
and
infure another 50,000, In- from bums, salds, cuts
surance company
show.
The surveys point accidents kill more
surveys poisoning,
out that children
to
the
with
The mother's job is' that coordinat utenella on tove aro out of ronch than do the combined total of front, Sharp knives and pointed handles turned away from the the next six chuses of death utensis, when not in use, should pneumonis, congenital ano- ca malies, cancer tuberculosis, seinkaemla, and heart diseaPO.
be kept in safely latchea drawers. Cicansing powders, de- tergenis, kerosene, pleaning
The same goes
Parents could protect their fluids all polsons must be childrens with
safety locked away. with ple measures, which vary with the for matches, sgo of the child, Safety experts divide childhood into four main 3. The exploring stage: When
• child reaches three," tegching stages-with different "salely
him becomes important. If his musts" for each stage:
parents show by their Own Example how to cross streets or handle equigument, the child imitates and there is less nged for scoldings and punishment.
KITCHEN PRECAUTIONS
1. The helpless stage: During Ing first year of life, the child
must be
protected. constantly Even tiny Infant cun wiggle and roll, so he cannol be left alone on mything from which he might tumble.
2. The curious stage: During his second year, the child-now #toddler--begins
to Sara
Her Pets-Turtles -Definitely
YOU
creatures, Veronica
Have "Personality"
are as warm and personable pets as you can find.
ran
by
SAFETY EDUCATION
4. The Independent stage: The 4-to-0-year-old child
spenckt more time outside the house at Parental Play and in school, protection is less feasible, Safely education becomes more portant.
im-
Minor injuries are inevitable. But they should serve as "ob- ject lessons" in safety educa- tion. The accident survey es- timated that 2,090,000' chlidren yearly suffer accidents that call for medical attention,
33
Miami, Flu Mrs Vladimiroff keeps
and the chopped lettuce, apples
The community also has lets bananas, in her house and YOU my think of turtles turtles
then outside occasionally to Mre Vladimiroff
into major role in dilki sufety. witless plodding,
trouble recently when one of Parent teacher associations but to
Mrs graze
on her fenced-in
front her turtles came down with can start safety education · pro-
pneumonia, She couldn't find a gramades in schools and Vladimiroff they own
veterinarian who knew anything | see that the schools themselves about sick turtles. But three are not hazards, shots of penicillin administered Turtles very definitely have by Mrs Vladimiroff cured the The parent, who wants his Mr Vladimiroff breed?, raises personality, according
the to
child to grow pallent,
up in safety and nurses turtles for a hobby. Miami woman. She mays one of
should find out what the Police literally her pets is an โร Her
home here
avid television Mrs Vladimiroft is keeping A do to inspect publis, ind, private crawling with 38 turtles, us fan and won't eat unless he gets close watch now on 24 horned premises, remove, danRDET B well as two horned toads,
a pancake for breakfast every toad eggs and five turile eggs turking in vacant lots, abap- day. Another turtle — named
and she has buried in the sand to doned cellars cat only hatch---United Press.
United/Prem,
The hobby began five years Genghis Khan-will
ago when a friend in New York Vladimiroit three gave Mr turtles, Since then, the collection has grown to include all sorts, ranging in size from a one and one-half inch map turtle to 12-inch gopher turtle.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Moonlight Concert
-The Shadows Meet Some Unusual Musicians--
By MAX TRELL CHRISTOPHER Cricket
There was Mr Chesty Frog. He blew a bugle.
There was Mr Windy Frog. He blew trombone,
There was
himself down on a blade of shi
tras under the shade of a day Knart and said to his friends au Hanid, the shadow children He with
turned-about namest The "How would you like
to come with ine to a concert?"
"Concert?" said Koort. "What's concert
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"A concert," explained Chris. stopher Cricket, "is music made by a lot of musicians all playing at the same time. It's really very beautiful"
Mr Wacky Frog. whacked a big drum. There were other trogs about of them. Some played ty flutes. Some played harmonicas. Some snapped rubber bands. Some just hit themselves on the head and yelled: "Ouch!"
Green Suit
"Look at the conductor," said Christopher Crickel. He pointed "I'd like very much to " to a frog in a green suit who Bald Knart.
was so big and so fat that he 1," "So would
said Hanid. looked like a moss-covered rock. They threw him out into the "Only," she said. "who's giving He waved a twig in the air. "Get started." he shouted. this concert, Christopher?" Someone
other In the "Friends of mine," said Chris-
Strangely enough, it WTS "Name of the Bullfrog cheerful music. It was just the topher. know Sald, That's our host," They Symphony Orchestra."
sort of music that afted in with a mid-summer night with little answered, "Oh."
clouds sailing scross the moonlit sky.
Tail-piece
the
Suppose West has all of
East will show missing clubs, out on the second round of the
suit, and South, will use the ten from to drive out an honour the West hand. South will lader get to his hand in a
/HEN be read that the resebreh afp Shackleton 1
bringing back men who have been on ice for two years, a noted cannibat spokesman aid: different] "This monia for freezing food
ls being overdone,” suit in order to lend n' club to- This will ward dummy's fuck, guarantee Him a second club Irick,
There are other ways of wine! ning, two club tricks if you happen to know just how the nissing clubs are divided. The
recommender
CHESS
line play by LEONARD BARDEN
of
even if how The
assures you. two tricks
don't know you missing cards are divided.
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1 Spade PASE
2 Hearts Paks
Fonth 1N.T. 7
You, South, hold:
West Рам
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A-Bid four bearia. You have help for both múlia and can just about afford this raise to game.
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What do you do?
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A problem by M. Iluvel (Vynalczy
a Pokroky, 1905): Whilo, mates in three.
Solution
problem:
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Strange Concert Knarf and Banid thought this was a very strange kind of con- cert to go to,
"You'll enjoy it very much said Christopher Cricket, "They play that night, when the moon
beautifully."
So
Mr. Bull Frog played a biz bug nädle.
He gave Christopher Cricket
a violin mode out of a matchbox and a pencil.
Moon And Stars Then they all played and play- ed while the moon and
stary listened way up in the sky.
toward morning. And then, some wonderful new musicians came along to join the Orchestra. And this was the most inter- There was the Cat who played sting thing of all. Suddenly the the fiddle. She came with all her fat frog who looked like a mo88 kitions. Anti
the kittens hopped over to brought their friends. Then the covered rock pher Cricket and invited them to od. Knart and Hanid and Christo- owls came and hooted and foot-
was up, Knart and Hanid went come and join the Bullfrog Sym- with their friend Christopher phony Orchestra, Cricket down to the pond. And
there, sitting under the cattails
"But we can't play any
in the swampy water, was the strument," said Harrid. Bullfrog Symphony Orchestra.
There was Mr Bull Frog. He played a big bull fiddle. There was Mra Bull Frog. She played In intile bull Addle.
in-
"Oh yes you can," said the big fat frog. He gave Koarf a drum made out of a hollow pumpkin. He gave Hanid a flute made but of a hollow straw,
Rupert and the Fishing-rod-11
Everything is silent beside the river until Bill gives a Kart. Did you hear that ?" he breathes. Somebody coughed not far away: Silently the two pala: edge through the besben and peat the willows, kod: chamd be somes his further bill does not poses. The way
becomes slightly easier and sude. denly Rupert crouches down.. ** Then, he last he whispert. And, are enough, they spy the stranger eling quite still en in old wall jutting into the water, and apparently trying loc's. Lets chees inabaona under his feet.
all
It was a wonderful night of music.
"I'm glad we were there," said Knant ont Hanid to Christopher Cricket the next day. "I never knew thoro were such concerts." "Trey happen every night all through the summer." Christopher Cricket.
Another Rupert
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