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This Funny World

"Daddy, would you give me an advance on my allowance

so I can lend George enough to take me to the movies?”

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JACOBY ON BRIDGE

No-Trump Play Is Illusive

By

OSWALD

JACOBY

What nonsense Mr Garstang talks! It was cot Nature which gave the girufea long neck. u the urge for Burvival. isy millions of up for strelching yours to procure food, it grad ually mereused the length of beck, as we know from history. neck is stil Krowing. The

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nurse, Just

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the tails of cows Bro Betting

longer us

flies increase. As for

the pigmies of Papua, they do

quite well as they are,

to travellers.

all they hirit.

accordine

If they became would yl out

Dwarfs have their part

in the universal economy. Keep the biscuit for bacilli, no thai, increasing their size,

THE CHINA, MAIL, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20,

YOUR BIRTHDAY

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30

BORN today, you are one of the kindly, rnile souls In the wurich.

You would never do any thing to hurt another. Bice you yourself, are highly sensitive, you will be more than onerous in dès)- · ing with others. Your good malture tint you must loan ta avoid being unposed upon by Umno, who are unworthy of your help anu

consideration.

is stich

The stars have given you many tulants, but facernost Atrong them with the written is the facility word, You have a sense of the dramatic and will probably be able to write letion exceptionally, weil You men, especially,

have definite interests in the exact sciences, or You have the even in bustness. ablility to make money, and prub- ably will not negleet ikka side of There may come a time, your life. however, when you will with to develop The cultural Lido uf exlatence Consequently, you will

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By STELLA

be happiest if you keep up with suur artistic pursuits as a hubby until such time as you might wish tu make them a fulltime vocation..

WOMANSENSE

NEW WAYS WITH Wealthy

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SWEET POTATOES Grandmother

Innovation and Invention are two, areas in which you can become Gulmanding. You love to x up gadgets lo simplify mechanical.

lise house and arc LAZKA bunk

always thinking up a new way to solve an nld problem. Put this Ingenuity into practical commercial and you may hit the jackpoll Among these born on this date Gertrude Atherton, Zor were

Aikino. Fantly JeanIp Lea. AlcPherson and John Marks Brewer. educators: Lean Cambetta French, tntent! Admiral William Ilalacy. U.S.N and Ruih Gorión, |etinat ly actress and playwright

То поня what the stars have in as sture for you tomorrow, elect ater and read the your birthday

Let your corresponding paragraph birthday star be your daily guide,

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 31

SCORPIO (Uct, 24-Nov 22) The ultimate results of your deal- ings with others is due to your own efforts.

Be sure of your ground!

SAGITTARIUS (NOY 23-ice. tz)— The artistic pursuits are especially favoured Enjoy social contacts. You may discover an exciting rimaner

CAPRICORN (Urc. 15-Jan. 29) Your nagmation may be working overtime and a good thing, lưu, far 1st con intrunient a new and pro-

fitable ties

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By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

N average of 2,250,000 bushels D sweet' potatoes Are ROWN!

New Jeney."

oleerved our host, Fred Jackson,

we

along drove

roads ordered with Belds nf awcet potatoes. They were being dug and lef lying on the

Kround, until the "pickers" came along 10 pack them into field crates.

Then what happens?" asked The Chef.

The sweet potatoes art washed, repacked and cured in air-conditioned

and properly

humidified warehouses, They are ready

for shipping and marketing within 8 days,

"However,

long (Jan. 21-heb. 18). You should be able to approach more nearly your ideain, Put rou Line matters in order, then proceed with the new

PISCES (Feb. 20-Naz #1)- A day for you to get new inspira- tion. The arts and professions especially favoured it this time

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20)-- in some ins Take positive action

bound portant matter and you are

to win out. Taking the initiative coumla

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Sunson sweet potato nine months,"

Whenever we stopped to visi farm homemaker, we askedt how she used sweet potatoes,

Here are some of the migges- Bons they mode:

usual, but Candy n

to peel rated DTANKS syrup.

Sweet potato cookies invented by the Chef.

Leslie

the

French-fry

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white potatoes.

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(May Live dronistic day

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Don't take a went for anyone today Your initia- tive will count

CANCER

And back

Serve mashed, plain or with chopped raising од nutmenta beaten in.

densed bemato

dlob,

Mrs Leslie Regards, Richards."

You will like the recipe from this thoughtful woman,

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chopped beef.

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water, tsp. salt

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a mistake

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Don't depend too much on others.

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wine.

9-29

SWEET POTATO COOKIES FROM THE CHEF

I have invented a new sweel Potato cookie, dedicated to al! those who like to dunk. Better make two times the recipe and freeze half of them for

future enjoyment.

Sweet Potato Cookies: Into a

enriched

flour,

Turns Chambermaid

A

one

Miami. WEALTHY, 71-year-old grandmother who lives

of in a mansion in Miami Beach's most fashion. able sections has completed her third year at a job which doesn't "bore" her.

She's a chambermaid.

Mrs Bertha Moser, who said the took the job nt a plush Miami Bench hotel to escape Innefivity, could live at the hotel rather than work

In it if sho desired.

"But, it's honest work and I It," the trim-figured grand-

love

mother said, "It doesn't bore

me"

And Mra Moser admits sho Sho doasn't like being bored. said she got the job because she wanted to lead a "useful, activo LDO."

painted my

home myself; then I look A course in upholstering. I

unholstered A

lot of furniture, But one day I found myself

to with nothing keep me busy."

It was then Mrs Moser decided to take a course in hotel mald service and get a job.

"And here I am," she said. cooked sweet Mix in 1 minced onion, I tbsp. bowl, sift together 2 c. already the maid service

"About a dozen women started c. sifted egg. V

course, but 21. only five of us finished." baking powder 1⁄2 tsp. baking The silver-haired grandmother Add equal parts diced sweet pepper. Spread in the casserole. soda, tp. sall, 1 Lap.

live in a $40,000 home in one in

ib. cinnamon, tap, ginger, Y4 tsp. of the most fashionable sections additional chopped beef and nutmeg and 13p. afspice. of Miami Beach. Her neigh-

remaining in Add 1 1/3 c. brown sugar.

bours includo prominent names In polities and business.

and white potatoes

stews for the flavour,

to

meat

Then

pour Houp.

spread

in the

and 4 tsp.

7%

We stopped at the home of sweet-potato grower, Leslie

Mix in 2/3 c. soft shortening, Richards, near Pitman, New

Bake 40 min, in a moderate 2 eggs and 1 c. mashed sweet Jersey, but nobody was

there.

Uncover 376' F. oven,

and potato.

until Beat

smooth, However, news of our tour and brown.

about 2 min. Inside the visits had evidently spread fast. was screen door, tucked a note addressed to me. "Dear Mrs Allen," it read. "I had to take my grandchild to In case you call, the doctor. here is my favourite casserole

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Busy As Bumblebees

-The Shadows Spend A Day Buzzing About-

By MAX TRELL

“You

"Hun-mm-nun!" went Knart and Hanid.

Then they

their tried out

both wings. Instantly, they buzzed out of the window into Why the garden.

JOU two kids don't do any

thing the whole day long but play and pigy. Now look at the bumblebee, No one is as busy 08 the bumblebee. aren't you that busy?"

You have no Iden how changed the garden seemed to Knurl and Haald, the shadow them. It wasn't that it looked children with the turned-about diferent. It was the smells. names. looked at their friend Every flower smelled a hundred Mr Merlin. the Magnificent times sweeter than it had ever Magician, and said,

Knarf said: "We're no the bumblebee because no bumblebeen,"

will "And we Bever bumblebees," Hanid added.

like

We're

درا

A Magnificent Magician "My dears," said Mr Merila. thinking as "You are both

two friends incorrectly as any

seemed to smell before. They were like wonderful bouquets, the colours were dazzling, too.

Most Fascinating

The bed of sweet peas along the garden wall was the most fascinating of all. Each blossom seemed to be waving to them.

"Come to us. Come to us and the blossoms of mine have ever thought. You drink our honey. forget that I'm a magnlient said,

It just takes a snap

magician. yuu make

from the

letiers in the

quare on the left i making each word, the

mth of cite, small squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centr square, and there must be ni test one alne-letter word in the list. No piurais; no foreign words, po proper DAMU. TODAY'S TARGET : 14 good: 18 words, Hery good

Solution words, excellent. tomorrow.

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YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION | Aly arily rate Tuir fülra farm tray frier tesory bevares- Infamy“ ENPINRARY main mame merry mina mina thin ening van.

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

The bidding is the same as in- A posilón won by Stahlberg:

18e queation Fast answered,, You,'

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lolution to

roblem: 2.

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of my fingers to turn you both

into...

his Angers

Kharf and Hanid looked down Mr Merlin snapped as they zigzagged over the sweet Each title swec! pea pens. ....bumblebeest"

bloarom was filled to the brim with honey.

And surc enough thats exactly what Knarf and Hand themselves found suddenly Turning into,

Кола and Hanld looked and around to see their arms necks growing short and stubby. Little bristles were growing on

They took a bit of honey trom each of the flowers.

"We'll make this into honey cakes when we get back to the hive," they said.

Over The Fanca

They visited the

roses, the morning-glories, the buttercups, the clover....and when they fin- Ished visiting them in one field

over a fence they flew

and visited them in another.

The bees all sang a song. It went like this:

"Humm along, hum along....

So Knark and Hanid flew No time for resting, Summer is down and visited from blossom short....work quickly, quickly, to blossom. They took a sip of quickly."

Then away honey from each. they buzzed again.

Knart and Hanid joined

a

them. Two more legs came out crowd of other bumblebees all Then busily flying from flower to where their ribs were.

flower.

they felt a pair of strong wings growing on their backs.

Some of the bees carried little bottles which they filled with honey. Some carried tiny baskets into which they put some pow enormous dery_stuff from the bottom of

Their hoads grew short and round. They looked out at the world through two bysa,

the flowers.

Rupert and the Fishing-rod-9

grand

1333 Badeer starts off on his

"didn's "knów"! Usai ) 1, waa

if you until f„laughéd at you

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drops to his "leries whispers" Fonta

And at last, just as the sun went down, Mr Merlin, the Magnificent Magician, snapped his fingers again and Knart and Hanid flew back in through the window and became themselves once more.

"Ho-humm-mm" they said. certainly work "Bumblebocs hard, Mr Merlin. But it's such rice work."

Another Rupert Adventure-

RUPERT

and the GIANT'S CASTLE

$100

DINNER

Cucumber Beet Balad

Cusserole of

Stuffed Chopped Meat Baked Sweet Potatoes Escalloped Spinach Fresh Fruits in-Gel Coffee

Ten

Mik

Blend in 2 c. uncooked quick or old-fashioned rolled oats.

Drop by rounded tablespoons onlo an olled cookie sheet. Bake In a moderate oven, 375" F. for 12 to 18 min. Cool and dust

with 4 doz

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She uses her earnings at her hotel job to help threo familles of relatives and friends in her nailve France,

Mrs Moser's advice to elderly persons is "never stop working. And it's not too late to begin."

"I'm not worried. If people lanow what I do? she

andd "I'm beyond all that. But 1. don't think my grandchildren will over tell their friends.**.- United Prem.

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