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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, OCTOBER
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Too Cautious Play
By
. Sets. Bid
OSWALD JACOBY
NOOD bridge players always look for a way to safeguard
an excellent contract. There is, however, auch a thing as piny- Ing a hand too safe.
In today's hand, for example, East won the first trick with the jack of hearta and continued with two more top hearts. South naturally planned to ruff the third round of hearts. but he made the mistake of rung with the jack of trumpe, on the mis- taken assumption that this was a safe play.
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South discovered when he led a Trump fourth trick. West had all
the missing trumps, and he was
NORTH (D) AKO 2
19
WEST
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EAST
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♣ 1043
SOUTH
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North-South vul.
East 1
Pass
Past 14
Pass
It seems to the just
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Vra. Truly, Harrison Garstong.
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11. A step up. (6)
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droughts, (4-8)
17. Repetition. (4)
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6. Bill Sikes. (7)
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MAN wh was either jester or an innocent us baby stood looking at the
19. mudé line of stationary traffic on main road outside London the aller day. Then he approached a driver and naked courteously, "What are you all waiting here Jur
TARGET ·
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HOW CRY
words of tour letter
or more C You make from the letters in the
the left T making each
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Tatters
cach of the novali, squares may be wond amon Ench word must contain ver letter in the centre DEBBIO, and thore must be az Jenel otro sino-letter word in the that No plurals; no foreign words Do proper nama. TODAY'S TARGET: 14 words, good words, very good ♬ E words.
soutient Solution tomorrow.
SATURDAY'S SOLATION 1
Acting
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South West' 14
Pao Opening lead-♥ 6
now sure to get two tricks with them. This
was, of course,
enough to set the contract.
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The true safety play was ruft the third round of hearts with the three of spades. West could overruff, to be sure, then South could easily draw the fremt ut West's trumps with
but
own three high: cards and dunes my's king. West would get his one trump trick early or late, as
he pleased.
29, 1956.
WOMANSENSE
First of the scooter coals, in welded white plastic with a look of leather about it; it has a tartan lining.
Allergies In Children
I protect
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D. TTS a good idea to try to Always be alert to any symp
your children
allergy Sometimes from
bannerkams like rubbing allergic
reactions eyes or 110, wrinkling the nose right from the start.
and sling, might indicate an allergy has started. it
appears.
Heredity. plays an important part in allergies. So if one of the parents has an allergy, you should watch closely for al. lergic tendencies in child-
Careful feeding is especially important. Avuld overfeeding, for one thing.
South did not have to look at an opponent's hand to see thai offren. ruff with the three of spades would protect him against ail dangers. If West could not over- frud, there was no advantage In ruffing with the Jack. If West could overruff, only four trumps would remain out. South could easily pick up those four trumpe with his own remaining high eards and with dummy's king.
♥SCARD Sense♣♦
East
Q-The bidding has been: North
Booth West Pass 1 N.T. PRES 2 Hearts Pass
I Spade
You, South, hold: #75% 75% KJB AK 82
What do you do?
A-Pass. Don't bother to re- turn to partner's first ralt when the hand has no future and when you are in a muža spot.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
4152 75 OMJDE MK132
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
And introduce
certain fooda known to cause allergy into the child's diel very slowly. Some of the foods which might cause reactions are whole
CKXB, chocolate
fruits and and rew vegetables.
Plain Buid milk may some-
Pare
COLOURFUL CROPPED COATS DESIGNED FOR SCOOTER GIRLS
A
scooter or,
By HAZEL MEYRICK
mult?
faded flower
London. from the addewalk - please, toppers with show! collars, but FASHION that has not full ballooning sklits which I loathed Bome of the dreary spread like a rash full said as you roar past, Flared quisitely-designed dresses had a make, you look like a ship in prints he used. Expensive ex- across Europe and looks skirts are fine in Italy, where just right for the garden' look like being here to stay the girls sit gracefully side about them, despite the Stiebel in label, because they were made Is the craze for owning a saddle on the plilion, but motor
countries where this practice is up in angemie, better
frowned on by the police, the cottons. still, one of those miniature right sitzt le a straight one, cars that whiz around like with an invested pleat at the
AND GIMMICKS beetles, disgorge their pus-
back to keep it from riding up.
And songers via the sunshine be, is it really necessary to wear however keep you may
Gimmicks from the collection worth remembering RTO the roof, or out through the driving goggles and a track plain cotion stolen shown with bonnet.
The woman-from-Mars the more sophisticated dresses While male
look may be just right on the straight wraps. In wite eyen are
race-track, but in turned towards
the city black pique, worn over plain the Motor street you look like something sheaths in caramel, black, or Show, with its giant, un- that has crept out of a horror cornflower blue linen, purkable limousines and Glm.
A bright Idea too, were tho their built-in cocktail THE STIEBEL LABEL
simply-cut edge to edge coate cabinets, women, who have
in heavy cotton
which picked Couturier Victor Stiebel, who up the colour of the realised that she who rides designed the
print dreasca fur Prin- beneath. A garden-party dress a scooter gets there first, cess Margaret', African tour, in a tangerine and white flower in London's
Als Arst
ready-to- pattern, for instance, wan lop traffic chaos, launched
wear collection last week. ped by a are flocking to buy the
tangerine I like his classic summer cotton plque a bold splash of latest motors-in-miniature suits In a new, heavy cotton colour that brought the print
satio, the Kay, wrap-around to life, ·
and posing a fashion prob- jem.
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Even in the most opulent saloon car, usual-length topcoats tend to trail on the floor, gel caught in the car door. In mindu- ture run-about there le scarce- ly room for your passenger and your topcoat, and on a scooter i long coat can be jethal.
Until now, the uniform for London's SCOODET enthusiasts
the tumext
has been the duffle coal, which makes a owner look like a slightly shabby teddy-bear. But
now, almost overnight fashion designers
have out an array of colourful crop- the pect coats, designed especially for the girl who la mobile,
Brightest und best of the lot in the scooter coal In kind of heavy plastic looks very like soft glace kid You can find it in 100-white just sponge these coats clean a practical possibility since you
or pink, blue and other fondant
Children with allergic tend-
enctes should not be permitted to sleep with teddy bears other stuffed wool toys which colours. might contain horse hair, rabbit hair от other allergic
new
which
Despite its delicate look, this sub-coat is tough enough to wear when servicing your machine, for the 80ems are welded to- gether by n special heal pro- cess, and there's no stitching to come apart.
The youngster's room should be kept clean. There should be no rugs in the flours and up- holstered furniture, drapes and other dust catchers should be eliminated.
OTHER VARIATIONS
Another answer to the thigh-length jacket scooter-girl's prayers is the new bright, shower-proofed poplin. You can
your choice blazer-with-brass-buttons
A foam rubber mattress and pillow might be advimble, too.
And as much as I favour pets For
children, any youngster with an allergy probably ja
Lake better off without a dog, cat or bird.
umes cause allergie reactions. Household Hints
Maybe it will help keep the
child from becoming sensitised To coax the last full measure If you give him dried milk, of evaporated milk or boiled fluid milk instead.
from the
va-
riety, or snugly designed coolte styles with
ribbing round the Strictly for
throng and cuffs,
town wear
18 scooter coat in
fluffiness from ball fringe trimming. allow
to dry thoroughly; then hold it briefly
mick steaming ketile or steam iron,
over
You should, of course, have your youngster immunised against smallpox, tetanus, diphtheria und whooping cough. Pick up bits of broken glass This is even more important with a bar of dɛmp soup. Later for youngsters subject to an you can shave them off with a allergy.
knife and discard them.
BOYS' AND
YOUR BIRTHDAY... BY STELLA Guests For Breakfast
MONDAY, OCTOBER 29
A princess line dress in cotton
Stiebel's ready-to-wear colléetion.
coat of
satin, fromi the Victor
or
SPECIAL VANILLA SAUCES
Teddy-boy tweed mixture of lilue and
black spruced up with velvet lapols.
Raincost designer Martin Chilchik is a man with a gim- on his mind. He teamed red showerproofed cotton jacket with a matching proofed skirt
you just wrap around yourself when
rainstorm 1 threatens.
TH
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By ALICE DENHOFF
HERE'S nothing like tinctive flavour, it also steps vanilla to add magic up the goodness of the other A pics to all scooter owners to dessert sauces. Not only flavours, too. Just try these from one who has
watched does it have its own dis and see which goes.
best.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
-Chirple Has A Surprise For The Shadows-
furiously By MAX TRELL.
and shrieking:
But today things seemed
BORN today, you are one of the able to make money at whatever
You undertake, Although you may ANID, the shadow girl with away! Keep away!"
see through, two
7. Bometimes'cuistaken for swatia.'
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Baturday's solution
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A problem by C. Mandeld (Good Companions, 2-4 1919). White mates in twoi Vin
Saturd
guests.
ret into a duži ruti you might trave Knart must have inld them out to you, I will,"
·
Chirpic.
"Your
breakfast is waiting here for you."
"But we can't Sy that high," suld the other Sparrows.
"Now look here," said Chirple, "Go "Just flutter your wings up and
down."
10
to the
world's "aid reliables." You can be depended upon to do a job and not care for bustness unless it has the turned-about name,
This was all very surprising to no matter how an interesting ides back of it, you glanced out of the window. She have changed with Chirple Spar- Knarf and Hanid. While they the detail. annoying
With you,
wül do well at it, novertheless. duty to your present job, as well
looked at the window sill, smiled. Today he wanted breakfast watched, the strange sparrows Since things come to you rather is to your ultimate objective, « je sally, you will have to be warned and nodded. The bread crumbs
Auttored their wings and
made Invite all means paramount Quiet, reserved""__and against complacency. I you were to | were already there. Her brother
your little hops up in the air.
But inધીt. you javile
," Hanid said to Chirple, they came right down confidence wherever you go. Others seem to quile a time getting out of. 11 and
said ground again. They couldn't ||recognise your Interest In fairness into more interesting work.
Chirpie Al Just after breakfast. and honesty to all and, quite ways utilise your Initiative and Knart came in, the next, mo- naturally, come to you for help and natural originality,
With that, he lifted his head seem to reach the window sill, ment and sold yea he had put and chirped live or six times, wings
"Faster, my dears. Move your advice. "You" men probably will be inter- › Among thosk bom
faster," on this date the crumbs out. But where was The chirps meant: "Come quick them.
Chirple urged ested in social reforme and will wors;, Robert, Fide, inventor: Henry Chirple: Sparrow?!
quickly-breakfasi— utilise your persunaive poween ; of Deorge, * economat:
"You'd better, call him,””, said ly-come
breakfast!" Hand.
Three Moro, Sparrows
his it wasn't another moment be- were that couldn't fly high fate three other sparrows, alt big enough to reach the window sill. "What kind?" said Chirple, in and fluffy, came hopping aeTOSS under the window sill, looked up the garden. They stepped just a surprised voide. "Why they're
little sparrows,' and peeped.
"Your children?". "Well, come up, come up," sald Knarf.
voice and pen to instrument them. Tappan, poet: Frances Hodgson *If you were to become interested in Burnett, author;,Anna-Chác, gingar:
politics, you might do a lot of good Fanny Brice
coffetlerines,” Queen
Knart whistled twice-two
in putting through needed reforma, Marie of Rumanta, and Thomas 3. sharp little whistles. Kind and sympathetic, you women Bayard, alatesmanul pent will be excellent as social workers
or teachers of young children. You To find what the stars, bave in
reform in your heart!
Blethday star and read, the corra-
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30
14
Flutter Of Wings
A moment later, there was
sill.
have interest and love as well as store for you tommorow, select your swift flutter of wings and Chirple You men have • native instinet" sponding paragraph. Let your birth-Sparrow alighted' on the window for business and probatuy, will be "day, star be your dally, guide,
Chirple cocked his eye as he looked at the crumbs. He trated two or three of them, picking them up, delicately. in his bill and tossing them down his
“V/Delicious," he said to Knarf
SCORPIO (Oct. 26-Nov,223--| TAURUS" CAPE, #1«May
if you stay palm and use wiadom, Guard your Bend and be cautious you can control even the most ex- in all that you undertakan's The un- plosive conditions and come out int expected, can "próvé", „Srying, for throat, the right.
2, everyones ESSAN
SAGITTARIUS, (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) Expect the unexpected Be warned spáist difficult relations with others. De tactful and diplomatie.
\. GEMINI. (May 22-June-22j|and Hanid. "So nico ̈and fresh, Hosie cais make waste, so, take 'your | I wonder if you'd mind if I did me about everything. You may something which I don't often need to protect your job at the do offler,, 100.
**Knart and Hanid looked at CANCER“ (June...-22-Jufy 139) Chippie with surprise, wit Think twice before acting and you Deal for you to stick closely to What Ta like to do,"
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- Don't go into anything hastily.
+
2
said
will be able to work things out. regular routine if you or Mother Chirple, is invite some other
trouble, Bave, new ideas for AQUARIUS ::(Jam :R1-Feb, 19) me, You may be put on the defensive pesin today: stay calm and collected if you are funding up well und
and sparrows' to share the delicious
bread crumbs with me.".
sy that, you can make decisionsa premures, then, you will find that carefully.
„PIACEN
Roma "makris 2of reward is yours. cultivate self-composite if you are Thane are two opposing rende to
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with: today's, day and you are the only one who problamali may not baisanyikorean with folmestrand, predison,
This (may, Be a day toy try 3 kanske) of (Ababimost i knobstance,
4. Unusual Request - This was indeeded, unusual make, Hand could well remem request for Chirple Sparrow {>to
beria tay not more than a week STON When pesmitérő sperrow bad Kwindow while Chirpia was diviniz kids crumbs, Chirple had flown.
At this point Honid broke inx. to ask Chirple what kind of sparrows those friends of
my
exclaimed
Rupert and the Fishing-rod-8
[two-friends}} trot (away) i grumpy stranger, was the work of happily together, and Rupert now 'all!!!" Then i'll tell you what!! quite, cheerful Ageing tells his pal -- exclaims Billion Why not join me what- he has tried to do.
In my, Rád Indian game and let'"?
for,you to wear, but that doesn't”in matter, † Come on Prey And all, bề fwould, avart talk tó mag And thật (gies along the puhastes pr
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A body Mas ha aayeivis but's nobody
Chirpie told Knart he wanted to share the bread crumbl.
over
Pemuche Sauce is rich but la !! goodi
To prepare 2 c. of this de- Jicious
topping, mix 14 C. brown sugar, c. light com syrup and %, c, butter or mar- garine In'a 1 qt. saucepati. Bring to bolling point and cook 2 min, or until sugar and butter are thoroughly blended Remove from heat.
Sitr in 4 c. sweetened con- densed milk and 1/10 tsp. salt. Cool. Remove from heat.
Add chopped nuts and
1 tsp. pure vanilla extract,
It's wonderful over ice cream ond delicious over pound cake when # quicklo, dessert heeded.
With Chopped Nuts
Nutty Vanilla Sauce is X- cellent over puddings and cakes as well as ice cream.
Gradually blend In 1 boiling water and
Combine 2 tbsp; cornstarch, Chirpic nodded. "Born last a 1 qt. saucepan. Stir in 14 C.. 11⁄2 c. mugar and 1⁄4 tsp. salt in month, he said.
"It's thoir cold water. first day out of the neat."
Then
Knarts and Hanid noticed how much like Chirpia cook until slightly thickened, those young sparrows looked stirring mixture constantly.
"How wonderful," said Hanid | Add Y1⁄2 e butter or margarine. "I'm so glad to know that you Cool and stir in § tap, vanilla have children, Chirple. I hope extract and 14 c. chopped nuts.
learn how to fy" EES ERYTRA
Combined Flavours
about that RWIE
harder,"
When chocolate and vanilia Chirple chirped down favours are combined, the to them again "Well, never result is a double treat
mind. You can't expect to learn
to
By in one day to maid at To preparat Inst. "Just wals down there. I'll 1 c. of sauce that stops approximately bring your breakfast to you"
And
saying that, Chirple over ice cream, cake or pudding, stuffed his bill with crumbs He chocolate, and 3 thep butter or melt2 squares unsweetsted Bow down beside his children margarina over low heat in and stuck a crumb In the mouth saucepan, stirring frequently. of each one of them, and land in light corn
you for the lovely
breakfast he called up to syrup de sugar and 1⁄4 Up. Khart and Hanid a litle later, call MaskinenSa
gefound the » Gradually add Në ë; hot water Petfele band bring to boiling point. Foll sway diwart with, slowly to i min, #iring con hiwadidina duttering and hop" | staDRIý:3; Remove from heat and ping, after dina as best they coulda #gzm a tape Vintillustrats
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