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This Funny World
HARRY MAGE
MeNaught Byndieste, Inc.- -© Amerkaa Kogasine
"We can't keep meeting like this, Ted - I'm getting too fat"
BY
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to follow her claim that the system Ly arbitrary." Theme in nothing cupricioua in the selec
of RRH
the milker, the renulated by
contrivance and ai to a rigid pattern time table. Diary for 1957
the same end of the the as it would have started from if it Nor Tough wt› เls alnut tre THW next wink it reverse kind of painting, which con esis in putting a lot of paint be a EL 13
trickle letting it
live down to form its own patterns.
is be that which argument wilt "there must be something in it mechanical
werke or they wouldn't do it”, as wa snad of the rolnist pioneers who grammed bits of string and card- bxxxaard
bneon-rint 4t astic! their canvases, -Wagner wur Tit appreciated at Ist railway traits were laughed al So runa the usund defence any new lunacy.
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Therefore we
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must, before condemning this gn of vitality in the art worùl, "educate murselves up to and try
understand 1 Implications" unui Str Herber! Read's
authoritative explate tion is jail:diet movemen
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February 12.--New foty pornst up by the Sinall plan drawn Nine to restrict use of the Surz Canal to non-users of the Canal in order to wive the pilot prob- Int. Outer Mongolia Non-Users' Association.
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, OCTOBER - 25, – 1956.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
PARUAN
Psychic Bid Swindles EVERYTHING WILL BE UNDER CONTROL More Couture
Foe
By OSWALD JACOBY
NAST and Wast were swindled
En today's hand, but don't
waste any sympathy on them. Give North credit for a neat paychle bld that worked like a charm.
North naturally suspected that the opponents could make A game against his worthless band. There was no way for him to talk them out of all the unbid suits, but he could' und did make an attempt to talk them out of the unbid major.
Poor East didn't know what to
when the rebid of two hearts (ja passed around to him. H [Wörth had an honest spade bid. which was entirely possible. It wind be very dangerous to step Into the auction.
East therefore passed. and South easily mode nine tricks at his heart contract. When the dummy appeared, the defenders oked uncusy They suspected
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IN AN ELECTRONIC HOUSE
EVEN IF YOU'RE MILES AWAY
MASTEN your Aafety belt, ludy, there's trouble ahead.
Slop aniling Indulgently when your husband talks of a ride in a rocket and your son runs round in a diver's helmet and calls himself the boy from Mars,
Arel
You've nothing to laugh at. Because the
bit of scler.co Action that's going to come true is strictly for women. Look out, within Q decade, for the electroule robot house.
Plans for this dream house were mentioned a few days ago in a speech in New York by Mr David Sarnoff, who is chairman of the ant Radio Corporation of America and has been for 50 years brilliant pioneer of radio and electronics,
nsking
1 cabled Mr Samoff for a room-by-room description of the completely automatic home: and for his serious opinim of how soon the Delion would be fact,
"I see it in the near future." he replied. "The spon between idea and execution is no longer measured in decades,"
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than
before. W Song
which I really like, understand, is led by Up the corrie
corrie pinned A
and down the
that they had been done in, and they were night They could have made 11 tricks at spades.
W
While you're giving credit to the urilait whe
North, reserve one scallion hadduck to his canvas, called it The franile portamen tors, "Hacklock," and sold it (frame They could not love thee, deer, West. No swindle could
so much,
and all to a fahmonger. That, at my rate, is asy to tider-
manu.
Transmilking
THE
Mrs Burgafel
that if
have worked ! West had doubled one heart for a takeoul, Easi Loved they not venison
more. would have made some small of- Important announcement tempt to reach a slam but would
snazzy, settle for game in spades. sleazy, CHUNKY.
gravel.
West wasn't entirety happy hard for a laket.
corny,
THE whole point about trans-
dize balding, fortyish milking has been missed by volved,
Her assertion jocheyette Babette Rumpel has about his
milker Jurku a rackamaroo pop ding-drulie treate his partner might the autonatle
respond in diamonds The point works in reverse the odd mum- hopper for big-time galera, however, that you can't wall become the Cracks this all-piece glam for the perfect hand to come bers automatically even numbers, is due to a mis dish, of wanna get bee-lined for long. If you pass timidly, the
the slob-jam,** understanding on her
opponents may bid boldly, and The results may be like those of Today's hand!
purt. Though the mechanical milker works in reverse it starts from
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Solution words, excellent.
Lomorrow.
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pracą cycle rape raping Fermier
may describe a gud. (3)
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for (p)
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21, Lentils undergo a chango, (7)
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2. We are, in a poem., (8)
Roars without the rupees, (3)
4. "The rough maig -- of
blankets (Auden), (4)
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Fake one, you'll sit down.
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partner of
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Friday's Achting
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South
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go round the
"The living room,“ says Mr Sarnoff, "will include a private colour-TV
door,
Bri covering the whole house By
pressing switches you will be able to see what is going everywhere.
vistior "For instance, when a
trout
# www ring the camera shows you who is there. You talk to the visitor and open the door without moving from your chair, In the same way. you can watch the baby in tly
nursery.
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will
4
By ANNE SCOTT – JAMES
THE CAR COAT is neat, narrow, knee-length. Here is one in red twedd over a matching drew.
"The
bedroom will have still unstable, are at least clear.
It
will be
fun ringing பற arother TV screen for viewing
and and Yugoslava the rest of the house. And it Finne will
U have sound absorber chatting freely with no language Atted into the bedhead above bars. your pillow, so you
can sleep
Just one small fear (or could undisturbed by traffic or planes. It be a hope?) lurks at tho
The whole house wil be
back of my mind. heated or cooled by electronic
THE THAT
ELECTRONIC MAY panels, which operate silently HOUSE
PROVE 50 and
ΣΤΟ have
moving parts. DARNED EXPENSIVE THAT There will be no stove or boller, WE SHAN'T BE ABLE TO There will
eyes AFFORD THE THING AT ALL. be automatic which close windows and doors
NEAT FASHION as the weather changes.
trophy (
Designed Clothes At Budget Prices
*London.
Thatent Member 2
keep the things inside. At every bump in the "road, maps, hom THE latest member of
a bottle of sandwiches, and vin ordinaire would crash to the floor.
and
to
couturiers to go into the
man
WHY aro you eliminating Wholesale trade is Victor straps
спо hout One Stiebel of Jacqmar, a
fall into the who for many years has de- TROU want driver's lap at every bend--but signed clothes for Princess
one may not,
WHY can't you devise a door Margaret and other Royal
Iarlies. lock which fastens securely mn well as out, so you
insicle
In extending his activities to can be sure children won't play a field where his work will reach with the handles and hurtlea much larger section of the
themselves out on the road?
general public. he follows two other Royal dressmakers, Mr BRILLIANT, UNLOVABLE Norman Hartnell and Mr Hardy
COME time ago @ famous Amies.
American Journalist wrote a magazine profile of Mrs Clare Boothe Luce.
Americul journalists are ruthless and their profiles thorough Hc told me that before he even saw her he spent two months on research.
Mr Stiebel's Arst Ready-to- Wear Collection consists mainly of cotton dresses for all summer occasiore, which will be on sale in British shops in January and will also be exported parts of the world.
to ali
When he interviewed her at
There are trim tailored suits last he opened the talk by say with poncit-slim skirts in solin Ing
Laice,
have How
colton Imported from Spain; full "MES talked to some 40 people wim skirted cotton drests for su
in mornings
town talmor know you. I have talked friends, relations, employees,
country; elim Empire line dresses with elegant loose Jackets people who are just names on conte for garden party or races; your payroll, and people who sleeveless gum-bathing dressca have known you well for years. for the beach; and a few short
**But I have not found one evening dresses.
Can you explain why?”
you.
person who really likes
A blography of Mrs Luce which has come out just does
Fabrics are mainly
or
or
cotton-
various nothing to suggest why people satin colton, poplins,
weights of iinen, ered ginghama. should
plain colours Though clearly written with There are many
of but also gay prints, some with the urey full co-operation Mrs Luce, a portrait of a bril-large, bold motifs, others small with honeycomb, chock Or novelty designs.
unlovable
WONDE
the
under
ltant but emerges
We road of her marrying her All there models feature the first millionaire at the age of 20, latest couture trends at budget carning rave notices for "The prices well within the reach of
ordinary housewife, Women," sweeping her way into the Congress,
learning rapidly how secretary, the shop assistant or to be the Ambassador to Rome, the college, girl, Launched
"£5 more-or-less," Ou the more personal side we the slogan
which find
her, even on her most there are some dressca exhausting days, finding Umest
more than £4 in for a quiet refreshing half-hour suit wilt retail for only a little Britain. An impeccably tailored the with her husband every even over £10 and one very 'amert
wise and tactful, ensemble consisting of s
36 on length loose coat over a slini Empire tine dress will cost only ittle over £11 for the two plecca.
"Ant you will be able to con- tact your husband at the office or while he's on a Ashing urip by two-way radio worn the wrist,
husband's study "Your have a typewriter operated by speaking into it and an elec- tronic accounting system which be done by vibration. And the for women who drive or ride in the Pope. will wipe
cars, out financial argu- beginnings have been made in ments. It will complie the a home system for the instan- family's
and munthly bills
translation automatically instruct the bunk languages."
"Lighting will be by panels AWARD which collect no dust, but any“ week of the Motor Show).Ing, and,
streamlined new fashion making a good impression
to make payments.
"The kitchen the obvious
West
Pass Pasi
1 Heart Pars
mixers,
mahine.
You, South, hold:
AKE WAJUA4 • &QJ1053
What do you do?
A-Bld four clubs. The jump past three no-trump shows the unbalanced distribution and gen- eral strength.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding in the same as in
the question just answered. You, South, hold:
ATZ VAKQ1984 433 456
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY ...... By STELLA
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25
PORN inday, you have a real that tremendous physical
rtomina
And for kiwwedge, and your sequial. When called upon to do a hard job. you can get it finished on time. You
tive nature makes it easy for yo
to collect and store mactio for use are a title too much inclined to wait until the last possible momenti
later in life. Your memory is ex-
will have
all
way, cleaning und dusting will to a
taneous
ONE FEAR
The Car Coat is the newest, of neatest-looking spurts I've seen for years.
and Narrow warm and
fashion W
AN ENIGMA
006
her photographed
An original evening dress' with Patton. Eisenhower, with a low rounded drew-string- knee-length, Churchill, Mrs Roosevelt, Elsa effect neckline, Empire trust, Dat weil fastened, you Maxwell, H. G. Wells, and all nited bodice moulding the mid- riff through the waist to the things like un WELL, thanks, Mr Sarnoff, for can sit in a car coal for hours the other best people.
We find her being often wilty hips, and full gathered skirt costs infra-red cooker, electronic
without getting it crushed and your help. I'm sure you
well-informed, a less than £10, you're the and always fridge,
washing mean well. and
crumpled; and it
worker, and a trusty Presenting his first Collection there are no hanging solfess driver, folds to wind themselves round friend.
In this range, Mr Stiebel stress- line thated his pleasure the handbrake or the gears,
But there's not a
at the oppOT- feel "she soundstunity to extend his work into While I'm an cars, I'd like to makes you
She remains to the Ready-to-Wear field, deliver a few well-chosen blasts rather nice."
$18 tu that American to the manufacturers.
well - groomed
I shall enjoy sitting, like Big "The really new thing will be Brother, at the controls of my
master television set. BLOTER a control panel which instructions. You will tell the My husband will just love t control when to switch the oven when I contact him on his on, do the washing, mix the shing trips. I expect I'll get dough, or take the meat out of through when he is about the refrigerator, and it will all gaff a 30lb. salmon, be done at the right times. You can be mules away if you like.
BOYS'
to
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WHY are car pockets getting journalist, smaller and smaller? I toured enigman. Our bank manager will be this summer in a car with tiny
*Clare Boothe pockets with no rims to latch, Heinemann,” delighted that our finances, if front
AND
GIRLS'
Strange Sort Of Village
-The Shadows Visit Miss Pearl Button-
By MAX TRELL
The flowers in the
looked like hooks and
The
gardens cycz.
LUCE.
bu
MAGAZINE
"Blue," sald Mr Merlin.
It wasn't any trouble at all,
Misa Pearl Button opened
window and called out:
the
"Bluc button! Come here! Needle come heret Black thread come here!"
me," said Mr Merlin, the wicker looked loo thy rolled in and Needle hopped in
66 TOW it you'll just come with "NOW Magnificent Magician, "I'll take you on a vlait.”
..
The next second a blue button
sewing baskets.
and the spool of black thread The cats looked like balls of skipped in. Thread went in yarn with legs.
Needie's eye and Needle sewed And in every street the ping the blue button on Mr Merlin's
were rolling and coat. Knarf and Hanid, the shadow and needles full head f ceptional and you are able to analyse before getting up a tie information you obtain so that steem and then red up in a whirl children with the turned-about jumping and playing games such 44 pæn prove useful. Since you have of activity that is confusing
names, were never so happy us as Drop-Stitch, Knot-The-Col- when Mr Merlin (he really was ton, and Jump-The-Spool a Magacent Magelon) In- vited them to go on a trip.
А et for the written word, you others if not to yourself!
! plan your life's work to
not permit yourself to be tied down
to
Your affections are deep, but in
make use of this tubent. You shoukt any romance you and the one who must take the Initiative, You of the to be fair sex may need to lear
to a dull, routine job where you have to take directions from others. a little more timid-you men, a littla
You will be unhappy wilem you are working for yourself. The arts or professions will offer you the happi- est choice of work!
the
lens 201
those born on
were:
As 1. Macaulay, author;
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Went On Trips
"For many years now," he Aiden said, "a regret has been growing In my mind that the work I do -presenting two Collections of clothes a peur, for women who are wealthy-is not available to a larger section of the public. After all this Welfare Slate of ours with all its advantages anxi disadvantages is, if nothing else, stimulating and challenging anybody doing a semi-creative job of work; and I have somewhat frustrated at not being nearer to the centre of things.....
"Inexpensive · clothes"
and
to
felt
today have reached a remarkably high standard of quality and désign I am fully aware of tho fierce competition: In this par- ticular price arena. I have al- ways thought that simple clothes are good clothes, and what I have tried to dó ia do maice a Collection · of the very simple sort of clothes which English women wear with such autcreas," |--China Mail Special
The trees were pin cushions; HOUSEHOLD HINTS
the houses spools of thread.
Curious Country
"You're coming home with me Finally, they came to a house
the now," said Mr Merlin to at the end of the street. The blue button. "You're going to mail box in front of the door stay on my coat for years and read: Miss Pearl Button,
And you're Once he took them on a trip "Here we are," said Mr Mer years and years.
never going to get lost." to buy some bananas and they im as he rang the bell.
Spots on fall hats, and suede to South went all the way
The blue button
shoes can be removed by rub- happy.
back through the door into their { bing lightly with sandpaper or Everybody in the curious Fin own room again were the pine an emery board.
Country sald and Needle
shouted
Jumping-over-the backs of the with joy.
needles and landing straight up
Zippers will move moro eaaliy The last thing that Knarf and in the middle of the pin cushion and be protected against rust, if Hanid saw before they went street.
they're given a thin pasto wax.
You enjoy constant activity and Richard Howell, early governor seem to us your best work in the New York: Commander Richard
America. Another time he asked Miss Pearl Button was a love- midst of excitement. Settle down in Byrd, explorer: John Bowles, singer:
beautiful them to go with him while ho ly round thing with counter and you will become Prime Carners. pugilat: William A. restless and want to get away where Norton, Chester Dewey and Frank-
bought some figs and he took white teeth. In Bache, scientista; Pablo Pienso, things are moving and stirring.
"I'm missing a button," them to Turkey. Although the stars have given you artist; and John P. Kennedy, author
"Of courso we'd like to go Mr Merlin. exceptional talent, you are not ir-
"What colour, my dear?" ask- Callied to have saf much Zaith
To find what the stars have in
visiting with you, Mr Merlin, yourself as you should have.
store for you tomorrow, select your dear," said Hanld. "But where ed Miss Pearl Button. Vale more self-confidence tay your birthday star and read the coÏTER-
are we going?" own ideas. You have good judg pouding paragraph. Let your br th ment: depend upon it. You have day ator be your dally guide.
Out-
atatesimon.-
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) The aspects are good but you must Grod intermixed with poor today, do your sharo of the work if you and it will be your judgment which are to achieve your design separates thom. Bucoem rewards, the · proper chodon
* GEMINI (MIRY 23-Juna 22)-
* BAGETTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21). The artistic, drenatio and musical
If there are real natale matters to talents, Inherent in your sign, wit
Mr Merlin did curious thing. He pointed to his coat. "I'm missing a button," he said. "I'm going to go button-visiting."
"Wibero?" asked Knart. "Just come with me," said Mr Merlin,
Bo Knori and Hanid took his
be settled, now a good w time exert themselves with beneficial hands and walked with him as_any to make final decisions.
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23 Jan. 20)---
offoot now,
CANCER (June
13-July
23) straight for the dark corner of
You may be a ide adventuremorne Protect your interests when it comes the wall. And when they reach- in some business deal, if you are to making today's plans. See that of this dark corner of the wall, Fure of your beɛde prees.
you get what is dus you on Dart Mr Merlin twitched the curtain AQUARIUS" (Jan, 21-0), 13) work
LED (July 14-ABE.
A co-operative effort with members
23)---- || salde. There was a little doo5.
of your family or very close friends: The stars sco unding in your direo. He put in a key and the door will bring exactly what you want. - Elon, but the amount of reward you
through and
PULLORY MAP her cocaive whi, cepat upon your own walked Don't permilk yourself" to be dar efforts
From actual play; White to rected from proue major objective VINOO (ARE 2-Hept. 23)- found themselves in a strange move and win
today. You will fad that clows Follow your intuitions, even if the word of village, a THALPHONE MA
biet, of the case are a little bit The trees looked like fat pin Solution to yesterday's attention is needed
ARIES (MAT.
muddled. You then wall mice, the problem
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Ki-Bich, K-Ki" x Ke-X? make, and can be made de
pleware with fine postita. There a *Incestions of 120menOR ME YOU – HCE
was very
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