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Opening Lead Hinges Fate
By OSWALD JACOBY
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Colour Goes to Your Feet
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London.
By HAZEL MEYRICK
The Russian look has gono the budget priced" ranges, THERE'S colour a-foot in from top to tos, and for cold- Now of all, howover, is
London.
weather wearers one shoe firm special wood-plus-plastic heal The shoe has produced some bright red which has just been perfected manufacturers have lifted inco-boots in soft gince kid, by a British firm of shoe manu- the lid off their newest ahoe cinsticised at the tops--presum facturers,
ranges and the accent is on bright, lively shades, rathor than changes in styling.
tho snow ably to stop aliding down 'inside!
from
But how much longer are we going to be hoodwinked into teotering around in skyscraper The classic court shoe is, heels? Only one woman in £ hundred looks elegant in them; apparently, here to stay. the rest of us hobble along as
in
A best we call
PERSPEX HEELS
Hocla of transparent plastic make their debut for evening woar, decorated with lowers and geometric shapes which 'float' braide the Perspex ko the patterns in an old-fashioned Klas paper-weight.
but it now com.ca rainbow-like
range of The maddening trend for bright colours thai mako
sleep, pin-sized hools continues, Hope for high-heel sufferers; last
year's pastela
told look but at least the shoo designers "I'm
that the general annemic.
have had the sense to find D lærend towards the Edwardian subalitute for the wooden look in fashion means, among Tipped to be the number variety which tend 11 map other things, that lower, shapeller
casily
shoe-heels are on the way, SWI one colour for Spring is
From
now on, most of the just a dream on the designer's Geranium', a lively, high-heeled pumps
you'll
be drawing board, they are lined up coral shade which goes well buying will have luminium for production early in the New with pastel clothes, appears heels in both the expensive und Year.
'New
on both plain and patterned
shoes and sandals.
Blues are on their way in 100 new NUITET colour i.
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Turquoise: or, if you like darker LUTION, look out
for Heavenly Blue", a eleur near-royal blue Lone
Why Do Sloppily Dressed
Males Appeal Beautiful Women?
To
but who has rushed straight froin
red Before long, ⇓ pair of shoes will be a basic in evETY- One's wardrobe, like the classic black suede pump. The newest version: rose red, u pale crimson, makes a pleasant change from black They are selling the red sloppily-attired escorts to What is It that attracts shoe idea to men, too but, for the stylish dresser. How women about casually dreszed,
them, the red is a discrect, doep Crimson.
suitable
brogues.
TT is a strange fact women seem to
you
prefer
his office without Ing his collar.
even chang-
вое the most even untidy, males? i took this for casual often
to D Harley Street wear, and made up into rugged beautiful, bandbox girls with question
Psychiatrist the untidiest-looking males, while the well-dressed would-be escorts sit lonely in the corner.
CREAM TONES
Take Hollywood star
Hes
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Another thing. The man who la vain about his dress or tools is frequently vain and touchy about other things, 100
A natural follow-on from the
"They are usually more fun to be with," he tells me. "More irregular or Their mental health may suffer popularity of white shoes inst
generous, too, and not so self- in their proper place as well as their physical health,year are the latest high-heeled
beth Taylor, Married for four centred as the man who prides won't strike properly when your Persons with irregular teeth pumps in tones of creamy-beige.
yours to one of the best dressers himself on his appearance, l In colour uften are embarrassed and try to jaws
gradations from brought
Ir Alms. Michael Wilding, stren together.
auspect that subconsciously This means you have a bud bite keep them covered. Naturally, alabaster to biscuit, these new their
aatter the choice of
recent separation ner
the lady is seeking a flattering court shoes malocclusion.
this handicaps them in smiling cream
been one contrast to her own looks, just escort has feet, go well with dark colours. The muscles of your jawa and and speaking.
Another Mike, as Watch your
pretty girl frequently stocking shades of the untidiest mouth are among the strongest It's best to take action to pre-
producer Michael Todd,
choosee
one for There gicht vent irregular teeth at on early-normal sun-tan toned nylons
What a In your body
world of difference her close companion.
a very platn tend to look ginger beside these deal of pressure exerted
Take a good look at your when nge,
sartorially between Look for sofi. now pale shoes, the teeth are brought together youngster's teeth the next time
two Mikes, er aldin-tones instead. for chewing
he smiles. While you can't al-
That old friend, the Spectator
NOT ECCENTRIC ways tell if they are irregular,
returned and was some youngsters have teeth that pump has
MIKE NO. 1 tavours Savile. Some of the untidiest men I featured at obviously aren't straight,
the shoe shows in navy and white with a stacked Row suits, a sleek hairdo, even lanaw are the greatest hits with If you have any doubt about leather heel, and elegant point-n toupee for special occasions, women. Peter Ustinov, for the condition of your young-
ed los
and bright waistcoats. Casual shoes show u
instance, who turns up at cock- ster's chewers. take him to the
MIKE NO. marked Italian influence. One dentist and
2 is happier in tail parties in tweeds and rarely get BOINIC expert
of patr
"flatties** had
and old sporla combs his hair. coin casual flannels advice.
He even escorts tho dotted canvas tops; another was Jackets.
Dr Charles Hu, one-time And don't use the excuse thut decorated
heart-throb with exotic luggage elegant Miss Taylor to Holly- radlo
of middle- "they're just baby teeth," Those jabels,
Wood nightspots with hair aged women. Probably one of primary teeth normally guide Teak-coloured
crumpled colinr calf promises awry,
and the most careless dressers in The first permanent molars into to be the favourite colour for flapping tie.
the House of Commons. place. So it's important that men's shoes. Also starred for But this is not just an eccen- And
what about
the man to popularity is suede for day and tricity peculiar blue-eyed who carried off the world's No. the see of hearts as a side possible. Not only do they place even the Brst set is straight.
I suggest a thorough
Designed for dental evening wear.
Miss Taylor.
blonde Any night in the
Monroo? Marilyn examination for every
child men, but not, we feel, destined West End of London you meet Arthur's Miller's normal attire early in life and, by the age of to be seen around very much, is the same anomaly a well- is an old fanmel sult and en
the Liberace evening shoe made groomed wotnars who 3, regular checkups.
has anelent mackintosh, Even his Remember, M's up
you frorn black patent leather and dressod meticulously in short spectacles are old-fashioned. parents
dinner dress and furs, escorted to help that youngster white buckskin, spangled with
diamantes, keep his smile bright.
by tousle-haired
young man
or say that you shoušel pleasant rocimi day Vida hende. The swing between plus 830 perhaps, at a short distance
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importange
If the teeth full to come to- gether perfectly, a few of them suffer a continuous pounding und
They hummering
pre actually overworked. Gradually, they may move or become til ed, wear down excessively and leven be lost prematurely.
from Other teeth also suffer disuse or from side
pressure ensed by the teeth that do the work.
de-
work-end.
Out.
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served his victory. He had the chance to set up the diamonds.
For one persons, a good job
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East South Went Pass
1 Club
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by Beachcomber
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Willy Builds A Chair
Tood
to
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
- "Well," mid Willy, I just had a talk with, my friend Owl. He's a mighty clever bird, you'll adrati,
He said folks who sat around all day catching files, saying that Willy ought to have a chair to sit in IVA while they caught them. "It was yesterday afternoon, "more comfortable. Chirple began, "that I found After I get my chair finish- Willy doing an odd thing, ed, I'm going to buy myself." Instead of atting on his toad some books and newspapers, a stool catching flies and things. pipe and a pair of apparst there he was sawing and ham- There's no reason why
can't mering for all he was worth. make myself cozy as anyone
"What are you doing, Willy else while I'm catching
Alles, No, I said, "It's a great waste of time and quite lizing. Fald Willy, 'standing on this for Toadstool-or even sitting on
-He's Making It Out of a Growing Daisy-
By MAX TRELL meant by
Toad had become carpenter.
17.25
HIRPIE SPARROW came to the window rill and called loudly and cheerfully for Knart and Honie, the shadow children with the tumed-about names. "Ah, there you are!" he said when they came to the window. "Did you hear about your friend Willy?"
I asked him, Building a house? Chirpic Sparrow meant Willy
Willy looked up at me with who lived in the middle a smile, Ah my dear fellow Tree Grove and he said putting down his ham of the Pine* spent all
day and probably mer and wiping his brow, you just looking up the sky and most of the night) catching and your friend Willy at a very walking for lies to come along
mothe, gmats mayflies,, unportant piece of work,
and be snapped up. I'd rather
Willy was fiammering for all Juhe bugs and anything else*** Noy he added the next sit donw while I'm waiting.
he was worth. to fly past the moment, that happened
I'm not building a Very good idea, Willy,' I end of his nose.
house. Toods have no need for raid t
What was Willy making the Knart, houses. "What about Willy?"
I'm bulloing something
I'm chair of?" Knart asked Chirpic. isked.
a good deal more useful.
"Mint's building a chairst
just what I asked A chair! exclaimed, him, too" said Chirple,
SRA stem,” said Willy, and a What do you need a chair for
sit down
on, replied yellow blossom on the bottom What does for a seat. Here take a look. Willy, frowning. anyone need a chair fort
Im't it handsome?" "I wondered why Willy Bond needed a chair to sit down an in the middle of the meadow,
Aics,
belleve Mars they are the genuine article other unless they broak their teeth on shot. That, is why shot is in- With
the kitchens, and pardonnble pride the serted in sometimes, astronomers announced that the
owing to the care-
что assistant of a young planet was only 35,000,000 miics lessness from the earth, But by now it cher, it finds its way into beef
is once more out of reach, after and chicken, and even into ice- that hairbreadth escape. and cream.
the fidgety must wait until 1971
for another chance as good
as I would like to know the IT is not every day that a grey-
the one they missed. But there
are consolations, such 13
the
# hound is withdrawn from American agency which accepts race because it has swallowed a bookings for future joumeys to
moon. with the slogan: lizard and can't stop coughing. "Don't You Want To Go Places? Is this a new frick of the men who tie black thread to the hounda Without comment
lege? Was a sinister This is a car to be driven stranger seen lurking among the kennels with a pocketful, of fast, with the wind whistling by lizards? And we ho the man at 70 m.p.h. plus, and thrown who gave Greased Lightning around corners with a dash and hay fever by filing his kennel a troar of exhaust.
(A motoring correspondent.)
Who shot the omelette?
SPOKESMAN once." com-
with golden, rod?
And nine million"
gazzle-warps THE official announcement
plained that the birds were 7,384,219 epidikels have so wonk that they could hardly that T.Kardus get to the butts in ont conti- boen, exported so far thần your ving, 1960) on to
be shot. "It is he is thought to be an attempt to It's a encourage firms to export more added a fourful borge resterday's: bad your up North whith you goods. The fact that, nobody
con entch the lile blighters Inkasows what a weddigat dipennis, your hat. Moreover, those who risic that had bot be true for order! Alamon' in the weke maa- purposes of propse
"He's become a carpenter," said Chirple,
Knart and Hanid asked Chri- pie to explain what he meant by uying that Willy Tood had be- coint a carpenter.
Bo Chirple, in between peek- ing at the bread crumbe on the window sill, explained what he
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Growing. Daisy
"Why, Willy, I said, ity" a. dalsy. It's growing in the groting. You can't make chair out of a growing daisy}' |
Can't 17' said Willy. What's wrong with making. chair out of a growing dasy? It's a daisy-chair, that's all!
But it loeep getting bigger and biggert: The chair will keep "Humph, so It will be growing chair. It's the best kind, just like mel. Yes siree, It talom a fond like me to figure but the right, Icind of a chair to make! A chair that keeps growing like I koop- "growing!'!
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smart load for all that, and Chirple to Knarf, and Hank after he had finished his story.
Hardee nodded GNILSWA Food
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Knarr smiled. "What like is a little plate of ice cream that grows to be a big plate of Chirple bobbed his head up and down.
ice Tream."
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"I still like little bread crumbs," he said. "But I'll tole of them, not bigger bread, erumbs, just more of them."
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