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THE CHINA MAIL,
THURSDAY
PICTOBER 11, 1956,
This Funny World
• JACOBY ON BRIDGE
BOB SCHROETER,
"Where do I find this office pool I bear everyone talking about, Mr. Bimaley?"
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WORKERS who complained at the smell in glu-fivetory have been told, somewhat laefe lessly, to "xick to their work.
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basilding will be blend of styles
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Byzantine, with a Rococo finishi bremse it is made of boiled fish The main entrance will
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Dorte pillars of very useful for 15 Isinglass aluminium, with brass bosses coverings
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glue which has been warmed. Epitaph the surfer corrugates 1 hesitate to say more on a sub- jest so delicate,
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20. The resort to largely a biomom
in embryo. (4)
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Agger. (0)
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Slam Is Bid. On 25 Points
By OSWALD JACOBY
ONFIRMED point counters know that 33 points are usually needed for a sound slam contract. The count may be safely reduced if there is an ex- [cellent trump Alt and if one member of the partnership has a singleton or void in the other pariner's weak suit.
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advantage having a singleton or void oppo- partner's Aolid strength. That sort of duplication is like wearing suspenders and a belt. The real advantage comes from a void opposite three or four small cords. like the heart sult in today's hand.
South might never have known about the excellent ! If opponents had kept quiet.
the
For
NORTH (D)
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North-South vul.
North 14
Earl
Bouth
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Pasa
Pasa 3.
44
Posa 6
West 2 Poss Pau
Pusa
Poss
Opening lead— 5
all he could tell. Norifs might have high hearts ned low spades. in which case there would be no change for slan
bid
When both oppolenia beurts, South reasonably sumed that they had strength in their bad suit And when North made a jump ruse it! apides. South assumed that his partner And strength right there rather In in the enemy's suit. hort. the perfect It became quite clear.
The
play was easy. South ruffed the first round of hearts and drew two rounds of trumps with the
und king. spades could rust dinand att club trick queen of
Tanka, supported by steel helmeted Troops with fixed bayonete. moved up as the riol bug, fish-swinging mob shouted When the queen of
curses and threats,
(News Hem.)
dropped,
South cut the lossing give up one in comfort If the
IT is dimcult to believe that spades hadn't dropped, the stam
the on
club
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depend what would when
few Negro finesse The odds were about happened
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to in favour of the alum even children tried to go to school
though the partnership harsis eiglained only 23 points in high
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Q-The bidding has been North East South
: Club
| Spade
Pass. Pass
1 Heart
Went Pass
Yau, South, hold:
AKG KJ 143 #AKI93 4
What do you do?
A-Bid two diamonds. You hope to reach game eventually in une of the red suits, but there is no need to make a jump bid at this moment.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
AKG ♥KQJ963 ●AKJE 44
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
THURSDAY, OCTOBER
By STELLA
11
PORN today, you are determined to the letter! As a youth, you may and conscientious when given a be something of a Bohemian, but job to do Although you are artişile as you grow older, you will also
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and even temperamental at Ilpen, become more settled in your ideas you know that it is important
and will want a pleasantly regulated life. one who is successful to stand by hh word and deliver on a promise. Attractive to members uf the Thoroughly dependable, you never opposite sex, you will have a large appear to be at all "nitiffy"," On the circle of admirers and it may be contrary, you get a tremendous lot some me before you
"whistled a happy fune"!
dexterity
home,
A
make your
of work done without much fusa, selection of a marriage partner. But amiling and laughing as you work. once you make your choles, it i Wouldn't be marprised if you were forever. If a woman, you are prob- one of those who, white working ably one of those who can have
family-and Bucccesful carver!
Among thons born on this date You have high manusi and would do well at any work that were: Theodore Thomas, composer: called for the skilful use of your Oscar Shaw, comedian: Chey Gray- won, U.S.N.; Left Poushnoff, planist; hands. Since you also have musical, artisite and iteracy ability, you need Anna Eleanor Roosevelt, author and to select your career early in life it stateswomen: Clyde Barrie, baritone: you are to reach the heights to and Luis Angel Firpo, pugfilat. which your talente entitip you. To find what the`stars have You appear to live "just for today" store for you tomorrow, select your -but behind that apparent devil birthday star and read the corres- may-care attitude is a very capfully perding paragraph. Let your birth- made plan which you are following day star be your daily guide,
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12
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LIDRA (Dept. 24-Oct. 23)-- ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 26) Test new ideas, especially if they Widen your circle of acquaintances are a little risky, belore attempting and you will find that it pays Always put your best foot forward. to put them into operation.
SCORPIO
24-Nov, (act.
23j- TAURUS (Apr. 21-Miny Changes can be for the best, you Follow your intuitions and outgueen know, and one set for today prob- an opportent In woma businem deni. Duly falls into that exjegory, Bo. This
be one of your very prepared to meet it.·
lucky fay BAGITTARIUS {Nov, 23-Dec. #}--- "GEMINI" (May 27-June 22)- A day för intellectual and cultural Make your point clear this morningi Interests which, 17 you are careful, if a change is needed, Inaint upon it,
WOMANSENSE
The Gay Gondolier EASY-TO-FIX MEALS BASED ON
ROMANTIC TWOSOME for a sailing holiday. Gay warm, too, for our winter evenings ahead. Sunshine yellow "separates”
In corduroy, the wide turtle neckline and three-quarter sleeves banded in while ribbed
are
weal.
The Bouffant Hairstyle
Sue Abrahams, the model shown here, does her hair in the new bouffant style. This is how she does it:-
She brushes the kop layer of haly forwort! uver her face. Then she back-combs, the rest until it makes a fuzz.
Then she takes the port that was bright forward and combs it carefully over the whole of the fuzz ured TARTER he bottom hatr under.
She makes u dent on each side by her temples and pins it je with
#black velvet bow.
BOYS'
AND
Gump's Dancing Class
-Centipede's Legs Interfere With His Lesson-
By MAX TRELL
LIVERYONE
in
was
MACARONI AND NOODLES
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By ALICE DENHOFF
on
Comble woodies and sauce over medium heat. Add chicken
grensed 2-qt, and brown welt, Place chicken
top of Homer in casserole,
Cover and bake at 375°F. 35
some recipes artfully blend and turn into
casserole, with dependability.
Meanwhile, dredge a (3-lb.) They are easy-to-fix oven
frying chicken, cut in verving mcals that provide the one picces, in a mixture of flour, hot dish that 11 dinner salt and pepper. Melle. fat should have and yet minimise time in the chen.
Seafood Souffla
kit-
Seafood Maçoroni Souffle li selve 0-4 lakes B dulces ut ehow mocuron).
Prepare maenrout according to package directions.
~
Malt
butter or margaring and blend In YA purpose flour. Gradually add 1% milk und (ook. stirring constantly, until thickened and smooth.
Add
Cheddar
grated processed cheese (about 4 uz.). tap, coch Worcestersture sauce und prepared mu-tard, Isp. Tabasco, i e flaked stufood and The cooked nearoni. Sur un chrest in inred.
Separate CRPS. U yuks until thick atat lemon-coloured Fald Indo mues roni mixfure
Add a dash of jult to the ext while.
and whip unili stiff but not dry Fold Wate
mixture Turn inlo
al
TISA
24 caseroje and bake at 325° F.
This
and 20 min, or untit Br
Supper Special
delicious dish makes a Ane supper special for 0.
Prepare 2 c. elbow macaroni bevording to package direction Combine the inacaroni, 1 e. chifi Mance, 1 c. *Rayonnaise, 2 tbsp. prepared horseradish, Is. Worcestershire sauce, tsp. salt. Mix thoroughly.
Combine a (1 lb.) tin salmon, drained, boned and fofted, und 2 bap. jemon juice,
Arrange alternate layers of macaroni, MAINON mixture and onion slices bout 1 medium- Fred onion, thinly sliced for all. End with macaroni mixture.
Cover and bake at 350°F. 40 kin,
Garnish with green pepper strips, if desirext.
Chicken And Noodles
Baked Chucken und Noodles tu serve 4, take; 8 ounces wide egg noodle (about 4 c.), conked ac» cording to package directions
Mert 2 tbsp. butter or heig rine over low heat, Add 21 thiniy-sileexi, medium-sized onim and 3 tbsp. chopped parsley. Saute until onion is lender.
Add a (10-07.) densed cream of chicken 10vp.
to 45 min. or until chicken is tender.
Pierre Balmain presents in his recent collection this evening dress in white satin. It has a fitted bodice with draped hustilne and ankle-length skirt with draped tier, decorated with pussy-cal bows of black mink.--Agence France-Presse,
Take Time To Relax!
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By JEANNE D'ARCY
USH! Rush! Rush! It's down, they don't know what
the tempo of our times! to do with themselves. Re- Un con- People are so continuously laxing has become lost
milk and 2 tbsp. cooking on the go that, on the rare art.
| occasions when they do slow
shetry and mix well.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Ing And that
strange because it was a weeping willow the whole which has never been known neighbourhood was told to laugh. about it and everybody in the
"Come now! Show a je whole neighbourhood decided to
spiriti Lift your feet. There Ko
Mr Gump.
One, two...one, two!" the Frox.
was now!
came Mr Gump's booming voice, starting a dancing class,
All you had to bring was a Suddenly they heard a splash} bluebottle fly and a green-eyed
Thai
"Oh, my goodneset Something gat.
pald
the for
wrong" Hanid ex her gon? dancing lessons.
clalmed. Binckle, the Beetle went. Gliye, the Snuit, went, Blinky Mole went, wearing his dark sunglasses.
Bulging With Acome Squire Squirrel went, His mouth was bulging with acorns.
The Mouse family went, The Owl went,
Knorf and Hanid, the shadow children with the tumed-about names went,
The dancing class was on', a white fat rack under the willow tree at the spot where the pond is two inches deep.
Mr Gump had two besties zorub the rock, with a "thistle brush and rub it with beeswax until it was smooth and sitiny.
Christopher Cricket brough!
his guitor. Willy Toad brought
can be combined with business and Neither procrastinate nor sidestep a futg. The Cow would have mocin) interesta, tant
CAPRICORN” (Dec, 13-Jan. 29)—' CANCER (June 23-July *) brought a horn, only, she was The morning hours art A little. The technical professione and trades too big to be invited," disconcerting and uncertain. For are well-spected. Businese matters " lune changes for the better an. Use involving money are good, too, day_gets_older," "AQUARIUS" (Jan, Ti-Fab.. 19) m LEO
(July
21-Apr. ·13) From actual play: White to Mars are smiling today, but you. Activity is indicated. See that you
1^movo and win
Solution. to yesterday's problem:
Grasshopper Jig
Knarf; and Hanid, drew near are expected to do your pack, Work offer to help others; for often co the while rock. They heard bard and the results will be excel- operativa efforts bring the biggest Christopher Cricket and Willy
kiire of all, PISCER
-20-Mar. --- 21)-- VIRODE (Aug.2)Toad playing the Grasshopper Combine social and business affairs Dörrk jump to conchaiona, Text, Ch. Janith wes ro - fast, and is so muccecullys A trip cusió combine www.idem before putting them into fively that the willow teno both elements and brios pivanne as motion, trust don't dibly important
shool as ifiough it were, faumhe 1 well as pront..
Before anyone could seize him, he had fallen into the pond!
Fortunately, Mr Gump was a Very good swimmer as well as e very good dancing master. H? sprang into the pond and held the poor Centipede up...
Then Kanri and Hanid, with the help of Spider who "threw him a line, hauled him, dripping wet, back on the rock.
But Mr Gump wouldn't let the Centipede dance the Grass- hopper Jig any more.
A Hundred Logs
"Hr-rumph!" he grumbled, how can anyone expect to Jig. with a hundred legs?”
M Gump sprang in to rescue the Centipede.
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+
It's no wonder ulcers and breakdowns are so preva- lent. To paraphrase the old saying, all work and no play not only makes Jack a dull boy, but a sick one. Jack isn't the only one ut fault. Jill is, too.
A6 a modern woman, there's a good chance Jill's working and running a home as well. Unless she's well- organised, she's overdoing it. And being well organised, means 1 little time out of
a busy schedule for relaxation. You can't keep going all the time. You have to stop oc- casionally. If you don't, not only your good looks, but
your health will
suffer.
But then Christopher Cricket, Strange Sight
and Willy Tood started playing This time they played
If you're "always" busy, They ran with all their might again. down to the rock, And there the Butterfly Polka
dancers
then this picco is aimed at One, you all They saw a strange sight,
Everyone went dancing round two....one, two!".
you.
What we're sugrest- Moster Centipede, who had and round, until the witole
If you want to join this woning is that you find time Joined the dancing class only world eccmed to be spinning dertul dancing class just drop inst week, had tried to do the around with them.
a note to Mr Gump, Flat White every day to relax. Grasshopper Jig and had got all "One, two...one, two" Mr Rock, Exige-of-the-Pond, Under. tangled up in his own legs. Gump kept booming. “It make the-Laughing-Willow-Tree,
Rupert and the Dog-roses-35
Rupert stares at the spike stick but I could get it moved if only. ing through the roof. Then he we knew where to pot it without gives a sudden, start," ** I know...... is hurting your ceiling, "The Imp pat, what that thing is," he gasps.. În delighted,, and landa Rupert, to It's the point of Diddy's clothes another room where « is a large, post . So that's why it kapt failing compare. ??? Nów I can tell you 'down). If 'Brad with ropes pow. ( exaody, where, your post cuts go, “sa it'a bo um pushing it from here, -ha SAYA,
VINA CALLʻNIQNTA RESERVED.
Another Rupert Adventure-
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ELEVATE YOUR FEET.
Take a warm bath, Alled fragrant soapsuds. Sit in the tub and let tension melt away? OF 110 down, with feat clevated, Five minutes in this position will leave you feeling a Does wonders for now woman. the complexion, too, because leaves the face pleasantly flushed,
In the office, when things get too heelie, put your head on the desk for a few minutes, Make your mind a complete blank.
Concentrate on just one thing relaxing, Whon you raise your head, slough problems will be "caster tackle,
Relaxing whether it's for few minutes or an hour, gives you a brief vacation from Tension and, like all vacations, if leaves you refreshed..