THE CHINA

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1956.

Page

This Funny World

But Schwretty

7-21

McNaught Bradicale, Ins.--► Collier's

"What were you going to be if you grew up?"

BY. THE

by

WAY

Beachcomber

PICTURE in a paper of # woman lying flat on her face on the stage, while a man grips her horizontal right leg. illustratee to perfection how tentious in the border between bafle; and all-m wredling

The

he only Tan

to plowe a foot in her back, and Twist for Art 10 the leg violently yield instantly to Sport But if he 11fts her up by the leg and ,whirls ht

han TOUS) Sport yields once more to Art We will now sing

HE

SANLA MO Clums

en.

sometimes wondered whether he could blow his Own nose" without help. (From a novel.)

Not if it was one of

those Cromwell Rond

which

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20. Ada meal to make the porridge.

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24. Blue gown girl.

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seem to have no ending song says

As the

There were grave drawbacles.

in facing.

By luck or cunnlag scheme, The long, long nose a-winding Into the land of my dresimis; And it isn't easy going.

101 nightmares come true (*) the day when I'N be

blowing

Down that long, long no-ése

with you

A discourse on long noses

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WEST LONDON EASY WINNERS

With the former Czech chan

pion Cenek Koutnaver on top board Went London were only winner, of The London Olites Longue this season with

Out of 11 Kottnauer

пери played through two seasons withou losing a game. Runners-up West Ham, with 04. were the surprise team of the competition, since newly-promoted kides usually have a hard sime

West Ham have several i proving

Including players, London boy champion Roland Payne, who is in my opinion

AK probably

talented nior in the country

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The holders. Ilford, were only third but in compensation they are in the final of the National Club championship, where they will be strong favourites to beat either Manchenter or Exeter.

• JACOBY ON BRIDGE

He Doubled Into Trouble

By OSWALD JACOBY WEST was happy g 'n 'tork

when South got back into the Hickling. He doubled two hearts with all the delight of a whose fortune is made. Take a look at the powerful West hand, anxi see if you cur Glaine him! And then see what happened.

A grow sweater-zult edged with cyclamen striped wool

jerney.

HOUSEHOLD

HINTS

Wash children's play clothes syn after they're soiled, recrackers cn

İvanger not iron corduroys

WOMANSENSE

The Basic Requirements Of GLAMOUR IN

A Maternity Wardrobe

London. FTER the first moments of

A panic and excitement reve passed, the first tendency of the kir! who's expecting a baby is lo rush out and stock up with in the fear that the will change shape

On

But she can reckon wearing her ordinary clothes for at least the first four months, by which time friends who are not in the know may hint that she is lefting herself go' and a diet is indicated

Even this is

not the ɑme to rush Around to the maternity department, unless you want to Пер about In garments several sizes too largo. There plenty

of thick-knit sweaters and chunky blazers around which do perfectly well for the In-between stage, though a good skirt with an adjustable waist- band is a sensible buy.

A PLAIN SKIRT

Maternity clothes have never been brighter, and separates are without a doubt the best sellers in London. A good plain skirt, plus variety of different coloured tops produces endless permutations

eleznut and if you are careful in your choice, they can all bum worn afterwards.

theme,

ilys.

on

mothers-to-be,

A woollen mixture sult in by acinth blue. It has a durably

pleated top, trimmed' with 'n' white pussy-eat bow.

These (many of whom carry on work- ng, expect to and the kind of clothes that wil take them Dry through a full social e. Cocktail Do wear and party dresses, which

Would

never have sold ot one like time, are now snapped up like This cakes Slacks are popular

made from Terylene, railing to for ything from doing household chores, and for adjustable waist, which can be whose the beach there are

washed out are diminutive

and dried over- folthfully recorded,

adjustable shorts to go under a

night. variety of gay toppers.

seem

Neutral evilours such as or beige make

room Longer. Strong colours have the opposite effect

more

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SPECTACLES

By PATRICIA COMPTON DESPECTACLED women nood

· no kinger cower bohind ugly stoel-rimmed glasses and silently mourn for thek lost glamour, as thetr

poor, un

fortunate ancestors did.

Today

spectacles me chic, and are made

to flatter every type of face.

But, like a new addition to your wardrobe,

must,

be chosen with contro If they cmeices

cre to become you. A

purchese

capable of

an.

ugly Before deciding

s

quite

a swan into

on the shupe ol this lens, study the contours of your face well. If your face 1 round sext plump, slanting harlequin lenses are most fatter- ing, whereas, the long thin fare needs a roundish lens. Triangular shaped spectacles will help to detruct attention from Jarge

Icoe's

and bony cheeks, and for the even

featured person with ง amall

nose, almond-· shapexi lenses are chörning.

Your coloring must be your guide when chatzhg a frume. Futcmplexioned blondes may wear toy of the pastel shades, Wix4c

brunette will look striking in the more vivid coloms Pale, pink frames aro kind W Fallow skins, and

locks

fascinating

amethyst

gainst the pule camellia com-

plexion.

Skilfully applied makeup is essential

If you are to be

glamorous in spectacles.

most Important feature vyes, which accentuated

an special measurement chart, and eyeshadow

Ilkes and dislikes are their

must always

with

mascara

The

Is the

bc

and

they are to look

best.

Do not overdo it, A touch of eyeshadow is sufficient in the daytime,

however

FAVOURITES

All the clothes are made on

adequate.

Eyebrows

casual

and unless you have jet black hair,

dark brown

mascara is quilë

should be neatly

a brown penell or mascara, and

"Just a stone's throw from the consulting rooms and clinics of There are swimsults too, ifl

cotton that expands to London. In Weymouth Street, is shirred

shop which is always full of the premises, Current favourites Be sure that disinfectants,

At

all sizes, and some styles cut

customers waiting to try on the with the customers ace bleaches, ninmonia and corro-in a cross-over sarong fashion.

Ono man who knows

latest things in maternity suits shirts in a wool and cotton mix-shaped and outlined with either kives are stored well out of the

and cockall weur, a shop where ture and coolle jackets in fine about maternity reach of children

clothes

than the atmosphere is like that of a needlecord. Also

halr should sellers

be well styled and best the

average British male is Mr

are gay short jackets in vivid and trim themselves will quickly shining. Spectacles being nest Ralph Marks of the

first-ever cosy women's club,

wool tartan with ribbed

cuffs, a maternity wear manufacturers The shop's attractive owner.

up any untidiness, such ca in London. Now with 30 years When I was

singh Mrs Zelma Kremer fold me: and pepper-and-salt tweed sults show

straggly eyebrows or lank, un- with big collars. by experience

tidy hair. child, I was dismayed my first

Finally. remember

that One well-known mother-to-bz that the only things I could buy in the fashion world, Simono tripperley and spectacles do not were unattractive floral smocks. Mirmang Princess Margaret's go well together, So steer clear of vells and fussy clothes. Dress simply and smartly if you wish be becoming in your

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world

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Can removed from the sveket using a large cork. Turi ofthe current, press the cork over

built

behind

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firm's clothes are shops all over the

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falting both black aces. He then ruffed a spide in duramy, club in his own hand, and

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YOUR BIRTHDAY, By STELLA

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

at

Independence

BORN today, you are an idealist fut and diplomatic when you with

and

dreamer to whom to be, or quite the opposite when personal liberty in palls thought and you believe it better serves the pur action is of the utmost importance. pare at hand.

Your feeling You cannot enduro restraint of any kind and always will fight against- makes for self-reliance, and you it. You have Hierary talent and nover would ask help from others. file should be cultivated, for in this Yet you, yourself, are Forliian you would be able to in- ton free' in giving. You may find fluence those whom you feel should the way of an individualist dimeuit

sometimes

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For a healthful, cooling drink t spoonful of sherbet to | fruit juice, Lime sherbet Is one

of the tastiest additions.

A ring mould for gelatin con be improvised by Investing Д small bowl inside a large bowl or pan.

BOYS'

order them direct from London. Later

After the

이 SUCCESS blazer sutt-a candy- ttrac summer

attractive

busy

their States, and when I saw the time now, has been too

maternity, clothes designing hats for her autumn o striped everglaze cotton blazer over there. I determined that collection to buy things for the spec locks, ever a row blue skiri-this start a shop to give women in when I returned home I would

them has now brought out 16

vivid needlecord which can be vice," worn in a separate, or

with

bought

Huracy,

She has found that vivid, con-

winter binger in all shades of London the sume sort of ser- trasting colour sclicines are beat to wear. Her favourite outfit is Mrs Kremer does not meet all a combination of black and a matching skirt to turn her customers personally. A white a stiff white silk edge- ft into a mult,

Jarge bulk of the shop's business, to-edge coat, tiled with a black Picals form an important new is done on a mál-order basis; satin bow at the neck, addition to the mother-to-be's and clothes are sent out to ex- over a black dress, wardrobe. and there Is an pectant mothers all over attractive all-round pleated skirt world who order through

AND

GIRLS'

Unwelcome Companion

-Squirrel And Rooster Make A New Friend---

By MAX TRELL ❝NE day," General Tin was

"ONE

come along with us,' said Roo- sler.

the

а

worn

-HAZEL MEYRICK

MAGAZINE

***Wherever did you find all

this honey the other two oak- ed in astonishment,

"In the flowers,' annwered Dec. 'Help yourselves. I can get plenty more.

"Much refreshed they "lay down to sleep under a tree. But Bee kept buzzing about over their head.

** 'Do

"So Rooster and Squirrel de- saying to Knart and Hand, cided to let Bee join them pro- the shadows with the turned- vided sire didn't annoy them by about names, "a.Squirrel and a buzzing too loud or stinging

that stop all

noise,' Hoogler, who were good friends them,

'It's picased Rooster said impatiently. of mine, decided to set out Pasa

10 "The Bee was very

keeping us awako. At that very try to find a new place to live and promised to Pan

do as cy instant, a fox came along. Roo- So bright and carly the asked and the three companions' hext morning they said farewell continued their journey. to all their friends and started across the ftelds towards tho woods.

this stage West was reduced to the thirteenth trump and three diamonds. He bad taken two tricks and could got only onc morej

Roester Crowed * "The Rooster marched

· Paid' No. Atiëntión

1

Different-Opinion

ruo.

"Where are you going?" Bee asked Rooster.

Baby Needs Plenty Of Drinking Water

By H. N. Bundesen, M.D.

YOUR baby needs plenty

of

drinking water to keep him

happy and healthy.

This is especially true during

the hot summer days.

thirsty, too, you know.

He gets.

Bo-

sides, drinking water helps keep

does not

get

a baby's mouth' clean,

If your infant enough water, It may cause trouble, A very young baby probably will become restess: and fussy. He may even deve-

fever

er at times simply because he does not get enough water.

An older baby, too, may be- come cross and Irritable

and (uften have hard bowel, `move-

ments because

water.

Offer

of insufficient

or

or

a few your youngster ounces of lukewarm bolled special nursery water two three times a day, Give them to him. between his regular. feedings. But don't wake him Just to give him water”

Let him drink as much as ho

tha, bist don't force it upon

ster and Squirrel were so terri- li

they were unable They would surely have been caught and eaten if Bee had not

with her "But Rooster and Squirrel did kept them awake not pay much attention to their buzzing and had not darted new friend, who flew on ahead straight for the Fox and stung very so as not to annoy them with him on the nose so that he ran If West led a diamond, Southproudly in front, crowing every her buzzing. They noticed that, off squealing. would

get a free Anesse and now and then to announce to she darted off every little while

He'll take what he needs, one of the floweTB. lead the established spade. This anyone who cured to listen that to visit

directed them how to go. She don't

about that. worry found water for them would force West to ruft and they were coming, Squirrel run Pretending to be busy, Rooster

For a young baby, it's prob- when yield a second free finesse in nimbly behind him with his tail remarked slyly to Squirrel.

"By this Ume, Rooster and they were thirsty, kept finding obly easiest to give him his to If West Iried In the air like a flag.

Squirrel began to hold

amoro and more honey, and never water from a a nutkinu Diamonds

bottle. At By and by they reached the different opinion of Bee. They seemed to shut her eyes or the age of three or four months. avoid this fate by cashing his

"All at once they met a Bee.woods. There was very little. lo: didn't ster to mind her buzzing grow tired. She never stopped you can give him some water trump fral, South would dix- be swayed in the right direction. at Umes, but you can be linppy no card the Jock of diamonds and

-cat-a few bits of

Rooster and part of an acorn for

seed for at all and whenever she flew off watching for enemies.

from a spoon so he'll You have an excellent memory and other way, You have a greak leve

take the last three tricks with

to visit a flower, they sat down »

to taking food that way. have an infolie capacity for detall, of beauty. You women are

"You see, Roosier said to contentedly to wait until she Squirrel when the journey was nonths, You are a perfectiunit at heart and · homemakers

and the two diamonds

Squirrel.

At about good and your

sevento nine never will be one to accept any revolves around your own home,

retumed.

he'll be able to start spade. You would thing

just wait a Fu second-rate.

ended, I was very wise of me drinking from a cup. South thus made his doubled place to live in. We hear there minutes. I'll be right back," said Among those born on this date

"They found ether things they to ask Bte to come, with, us, much prefer to go without than in were: . G. Welts and termHAN

contract with two, overtrieks, take o subaltute for what you. Bernstein, nithors: Henry L. Sum-

Try to remember each day to one very nice places on the other Bee cheerfully. She flew off. A liked shout: Bec. When they want,

**It was wise of both of us,' give the baby enough water. I gon and Clarence Diil, "statesmen;

700 for the rubber, 400 side of the wood, Rooster few minutes later she returned were in danger of getting 10 added Squirrel, the overtricks, 50 for answered.

means mich to his health. with a basket full of honey. making

she flew above the trees and the doubled contract,

*Yes,

and with plenty of and 120 below the line. Would

for you believe that West would com seeda

Rooster and lose 1270 points by doubling pleny of acorns and chestnuts

for me, added Squirrel. two hearte!.

Ana

happiness

You have an infinite capacity for Edinund Goric, critle: Loula Joliet, Hindliness, Your affections are deep

explorer:

and Matthew White Jr.

have

in

and, anca given, are never 10 be noted editor, doubted.: Vali are slow to' make To And what the stars friends, but once made, they are for store for you tomorrow, select your re: Your intulilona. aro excep birthday star and read the COTTER- tionally keen-to the point of being ponding paragraph. Let your birth- perchic at times. You can be tact- day star be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

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1 Heart

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What do you do?

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TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding to the same as in the question, just answered, You, Bouthy holds ALDERAS

What do you do?, **)

"Where are you going? wk ed the Bee.

"We're going to find a new

"That's d very' good idea,' said the Bee. 'Do you mind if I ! go along? I'd like to move to a new place, too."

and Roaster put "Squirrel their heads together," ' General Tin went on. "That Beo isn't much good,” „zaid' Rooster: 114 pretends to be very busy. But It does nothing all day but visit the different flowers.

"I don't call that being very busy, do you? And it 'haa, such c

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