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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1956.
BRÍTAIN · LISTS her bogie MEN
Official Register Of Unusual Occupations
London, Sept. 17.
Napoleon described the English as a nation | of shopkeepers but that was because, unavoidably, he never had a look into the 'Government's new handbook called “Classification of Occupations.”
Published by the Stationery Office and avalleine to the public for 30 shining it pro- vides many enjoyable hours for those who see nothing poculiar or odd about their own job. but think that their neighbour's in pinda silly,
Llated in three or four neat columns par pago there are 315 pages are the thousands of occupationa by which Englishmen who are not shop- керета свет their stool pics and Yorkshire puddings.
Fang Manager
The Occupations are Liated according to industry but no description of the individua job is given, allowing the reader to make what he will of some curious - anki often blood- eurdling-names
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fang manager, 19 bogie man, a back stripper. sample bruiser, a lyncher. sticker-up
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They are not original hodels for the lurid covers on paper- back thrillers but workers in the mining, pottery and leuther dressing industries.
A farts Inninger In cold buning looks after ventilation nusie man handjes road trucks and trams and a back stripper breaks coal underground.
A simple bruiser in the metal industry pulverises samples of er with a hammer
There
ulso the exotic gardener--no doubt in drainpipe jeans with jewelled silver apode and elegant onyx bug-sprayer.
Here's 14 riddle-what's a rutdleman' A hwimmon? A garthinan?
Drowner.
Answer A ruddieman brands sheep, ở hwstion is a headman on a Welsh farm and a garth- mani herdsman.
The stack thifcher and thistle spudder
the farm must murely have been invented only to lest the signbolle content of reckiem drivers,
No guesswork about the crow scarer, the Colorado beelie operator or The root grubber.
worker clears
The warp out cliches
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For the chap who drowner, sympathy and flowers. He Boors
other portree and Lond
Other decupations ure listed with what appears to be un- called for edrorial comment... the push-over man, rat assistant, thickset cutter, shoddy grinder, sleeper plekir
Then from out of the charm- ing past there are whalebone straightener
the согум und thrrider
Gentleman
REPLACING AUSTRALIA'S HORSE
Marshal Juín Visits Monty
Guests By Helicopter
Suva, Sept. 17. For the Arsi tune, the Gov- ernor of Fil has received official cali by hellcopter. The caller was Captain W.H. Har- rington, ur HMAS Sydney.
Suva on which arrived ut five-day visit.
Rugby,
Soccer, hockey
ATKI basketball matches were plan-
ned for the ship's company and!
who was Phazal 111 try! who when confronted form, gave us
arrangements made for water- polo, golf and tennis,
And A lyncher fastens movable · Brilon. limbs in the soft loy trade. A t with the census sticker-up fixes pieces of pottery | his decupatum pyramid maker? such as spouts on lea-pots; and
(He makes pyramids of dummy hisod setter-cul
riguvelle boxes for shop window display')
DRESSMAKING LEBSONB ung, sewing, complete training claves conrencing Line noon), 12-4, 301, (0-7,30). Apply:- Jean, 50 Wongistehong Road, "flappy Valley.
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Then there are the gay sprites who soll at being joy loaders, Incolded tapem uvaljauje coqueting | bobby lads, Jolliers, Jiggerers,
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the Miners
Picture the thin miner. the fat boy, the endless rope boy and the god-like hip and valley moker
The thin miner works on thán coal seuzi, The fat boy is
unskilled Jurculie
general worker in the coal mines and the endless rope boy attaches or detacher the trucks and trams 1 Cules" ropes Hip and Valley are names of mirvest roof Miles
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is also the rider on top--a rope changer at the end fun of coal trucks-who sounds more like the title of a cowboy ballad than a working
man
A doctor" repairs con- veyous in
mine and a "puddler” Jays bricks above or below ground
The "mumbler must certain- ty be a friend of Dick Tracey's Another name for him is glass- blower
Trolloper
Then there are the Froitopter 31; the whammeller A trol- loper eutches shrimps on the East English const and whammeller fishes for salmon or sea trout in estuaries, using n special drift net,
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Social arrangements included three dancOS for ratings,
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Marshal of France Alphonse Juin, retiring Commander-in- Chief of Allied Forces Central Europe, pays a farewell visit to Ficid-Marabul Viscount Montgomery, Deputy Supremo Allied Commander Europe, at his headquarters near Paris.
Picture Shows: Marshal
Juin (left) shakes hands with Field Marshal Montgomery during the farewell meeting near Park—Express Photo.
Crippled Scout In London
Allan
London, Sept. 17. Peckham,
paralys cocktail parties for the officers. ; 17-year-old scout from Peter - -China Mail Special.
maritzburg, Natal, has arrived in London by air from Johannes- LAMPburg for hospital treatment.
rently posadisie ty| FRIENDSHIP be employed as professional offenbacher
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Wellington, Sept. 17. Wellington City Council has accepted a lamp from the Italian Lampada della Fraternita to be lighted ot The Citizens' war memorial on various commemo- rative occasions.
Ott more solid ground there fistest gentleman, a juck all trades, a capitalist, a trade not stated"}, expert ("undefined"), Junolie (“trade not stated.")
The lamp was presented as a Fo further queries, a pro- fessional solutionist is at your | gesture of international goodwill, servier-China Mall Special. -China Mull Specia),
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GLAD TO, HAVE YOU BACK, MISS HAWKES) NO, MR. SLOCUM AND MR. HAZARD ARE OUT OF
TOWN 1. ANYTHING I CAN POF
GET OUT OF HERE?
SIC' 'EM, TIGE!
DIDN'T
SAY IT WAS
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Allon, holder of the Scouts' "Victoria Cross" for courage in suffering was crippled 14 months ago when he fell 40 feet while climbing a mountain
during camping trip with friends,
The Mayor of Pietermaritz- buck raired nearly £2.000 by pubille subscription to send him to London for a cure,China Mall Speckt.
A BEAM FLASHES FROM THE BOY'S RING-
Sneaked On
Sneak Thief
AND BUGGY
MAIN ROADS
Melbourne, Sept. 17.
Australia is clamouring to replace its roads of horse and buggy days standard with an inter-capital, multi-lane system to make road transport an extension of the factory conveyor belt.
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tunk holdup of 1,000 fell. At a recent meetinst vehleles, £ A3,000,000 | Adeluide the Council devoted n (£2,400,000 sterling) worth of goods and → small army angry. frustraded drivers to underline the continuing econo- mic and military threat which Laz Inherent in present roa planning.
To alter 11. necording tr transport research authorities may cost £ A300,000,000 {{4′ 400,000,000 sterling) over ten
you.
SYSTEM FAILED
whole day to the examination of submissions of the Australian Automotive Association, the Federal Chamber of Automotive Industries, the National Trans- port Council and the Australian Road Federation.
There was unanimous agree- ment, the Minister maid, that an the required road programme could not be provided by exist- mcons, Incred taxes would be necessary.
Rond erities have very le good to say about Australian highways.
That rom would not give the the right muumber of rondiss in the right number of places for [the right number of truffle Jones An overaças expert describeil them £24 *100 narrow. soft shoukiered. marred by dan-
Lust. starkly sponat, 11 wenkel provide main Inter-State high-
ways and stegrate development us
KAP | and
aten rondle in maiividual States,
qurves and crossings, repaired by prehistoric
Australtovk rosal evden bas mechinery," Tanted berarse there ha beet
Courtesy on these roads bringa dional planning ont the catastrophe. sald Mr J. A. 1 Jonel Arthur Stanhope, a 24-remely has been deferred be Cooper, Rom
Transport De- beers novelopment president.
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Sydney, Sept. 17.
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machinist ended up in eine Where han | Central Court here on a churgy (netigend appreich
of theft because a man living al
Vehicles
which pull to one
Advocates of better roseits and
looked Barough binoculars at nails are more
the site suburb of Maroubra more traße tarees along those side to allow another to praks
hopeful now bench half 16 male from Jason ever before o overall
home
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planamur, overall huilling and overall mulistenance for overall national needs.
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strike churned up muddy tracts which topple them over, he said.
COULDN'T COMPETE
The fact that two heavy vehicles
pass in com - Rufety plete MAN in the past busa come wella's
main Quzeyf om fige boekets of lapay planned
even before be haulage was thought of. As l
developed, it was regarded as a means of transport which could Austrichum Transs Never compete with the rail-
Th watcher Nuw stralling trom Bathers Flothes He ran to his var ATHL heders! for the beach. picking 11 polievan on the way
They arrivo! pulted through was leavi Mail Special
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the the binoculars | Alt 1hr to any which SCHL
bas h Chap 411 the future will havØ
to cope from the same source,
And the
Publicity Tax
Sydney, Sept. 17. The Australian Apple
457543 Peur Growers Association con- ference has decided to ask the Federal Government for a levy of 14d on every case of export. er upples to pay for be United Austration fruit Kingdom. China Mail Special.
publicising
By Lee Falk and Phil Davis
HUH --STOPPED LINE HES- FROZEN --STIFF!
By Ernie Bushmiller
By Mik
7-16
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is because Aus- highways исте
motor
Port Advisory Council, which could be the minilum für direct- Ing co-ordination of effort and Thinking that they were pro- spending, is convineed that Ausferting national funds invested Tralia will have to step up its tax revenue,
UNANIMOUS
Transport, Serator Paltridge is A. Minister for Shipping and
chairman of the Advisory Coun-
TALK
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Have you seen
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AND REFRIGERATORS |
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THAT'S MY GIRLİ.YOU NEED REST AND TIME 'FOR A FRESH OUTLOOK ON THINGS!
PARKY ANZ
...this situation calls for a
San Miguel
in government-owned railways, politicians tried to keep trucks nud trailers out of the Inter- State carrying business.
hautage, they might just as well Judged by the growth of rout
have tried to stop the MOOT from rising. Today the roada are carrying 200,000,000 tons of goodn a year--more than 70 per cent of the total moved by "all types of transport,
This has been achieved in spite of the lack of satisfactory roads and, later, in the face of restrictive inter-State taxing measures, which
even- Twitte Thinlly doctored to be un- constitutional after legal battles through the Australian courts anti 02 appeal to the Privy Council,
LINKED BY SEA
Read Haulage has become A vital factor in the free and fast movement of
between goody Australian capitala. AIT the capitals are linked by the rail- ways system but there is such a variety of gauges that goods cannot be moved Over them from State to State without the added cost and delay of triple handling.
The capitals are also linked by ea but waterfront Industrial troubles have mudo seu carringe venture of goods an uncertain where time is important,
But, unless Australia pushes an effective
pond programme
through in quick time, industry might again become dependient on ships and trains for domestic haulage.
Expert estimate is that trans-.
accounts portation in Australia for one third of the cost of every Hem produred.
It is through! efficient road! transport, the experts think, that costs can be cut to put Australia in a stronger COMTI- palliva position at home and abroad.
Under the pounding which existing
ronda receiva from vehicles they patently cannot catry, the highways could dis- appear in such and dust or be- come unnovizable, chains, of potholes and craters, 1
are
Road transport hopes pinned on the national financial survey to be inddo as the chief • outcome of the meeting of the Transport Advisory Couricil.
Federal, State, municipal, arid road authority nativities would need 40 be blended in a co ordinated drive to achieve tha overall objective.
PATCHING UP
The Acting Prima Minister, Sir Arthur Fadden, hasan- nounced that the Common WORMH Government will con aider ony national road plan which is acceptable to the
States.
Meanwhile, patching of roads must continuas do enable. port to make porna use of ther or the transportar mual bN ZWEI cluded to preserve the rondt for the Hghter tredje joɛ the borewe and buty days. -- Chẩm :Special,