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This Funny World
DILL HARRISON
"No, I think Freddie's mother is the lundral”
BY
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THE WAY. by Beachcomber
THE diacovery of some prati.
five writing
the wall of a
scratched cave
Latest The other day threw Prebavologists, spelacologists, und
123 the antiquar ans into a frenzy
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Jenying this mess
sage for pinterity, speaking to you and me seross the ages"
Alus' Professor Trundle
that eclared message reads
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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1936.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Swindling Without
Risk
OSWALD JACOBY
ERTAIN swindles cost moth- ing. If they work, well and good; it they don't, you have lost nothing but your ilme. A typical example was executed in the hand
WD6
n
the
defen today when
by Marshall Miben, of Los Angeles, in recent regional tournament.
West opened the six of d monds, and Miles pinyed queen from the East hand. This play would win If West had led from the king. Moreover, there wes no why to stop South from winning a trick with the king of diamonds if he happened to hold the card,
South won with the king of dtatronds, led a club to dhimmy's Jack, and returned a spade jo- wards his hand. Miles hopped
up with the ace of spades and returned the deuce of diamonds. South's bidding indented that he held at least three diamond. | probably headed by king-luck.
NORTH EDI
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SOUTH *KU942
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North East |
Pass
Neither side vul.
South
I A
West
Pass
2
Pasa
2 N.T.
Paos
3
Pors
3 N.T.
Poss
Pane
Poss
Opening Tench--• •
Miles knew that he would mere
fut de- ly make matters easy clarer it be eashed the ace of diamonds at at early stage. The give declarer a guCNA TE persuasI VU losing timesse.
The pestilential vegetarian low diamond load might
A
Natiele About Hang
Tue wireworm N doggish at a vegetarian The fart huggishness is due to the
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South should have had problem. His only chance was to put up the jack of duumonds hud the in the use that East
he ace If South had done so. weniki have taken the rest of the
་་་
of dia-
and East's ace nicks,
at sea in the midst in at
Nutfield 1431 Invourite
The
•xperiment proved that a wire. Wath shut up a bet will a hump of meat lay in a daze ie įmonds would have gone to sleep,
me days Then, maddened by | hunger, at aftucked the meat,
would ny sen ble vegetarian
vircumstanCUS, star Atler 6th days of this kind of life 4000 wireworms were turned with vegetables Goose among Chunks of meat. 3.743 of em
The ent for the meat were conquered by then
Korged Stabit, and
with the vegetables
them viveR
The piano in 19,814 tessons
As it happened, South could not believe that. Eash hand played the queen of chamonds and had then returned
se diamond from any holding that included the age. Hence South made the give-up play of his low diamond Lati the second round of that stat. Now the de- fendem rattled off the rest The diamond sult, setting contract!
WOMANSENSE
Lett: The "Weatherfreg" is the name given to this unique handbag which has a baro- meler fitted into the top.
Right: A plastic bag in the shape of a globe of the world,--Express,
KEEP IN TRIM
INCREASE
MIDDLE
you have a wardrobe
D'you cannot it into? As
weight is added, fat settles waist, through Bround the
the abonon and over the that's Naturally, hips.
size where the dress
pincines. An extra inch on the midswetion cramps your style, but with two added inches. you "outgrow" your clothes. Let that be your cue in slimming.
To rout the fal, exercise to increase Hexibility through the intire miklale part of the figure, waist up Stretch to pull the away from the hips und the midriff out of the wait. Add a rite bend for wiliowy slimnes.
fool Stonding, Position apart, arms upstretched over- head
Movement:
with Reach up of right arm, as if trying to plek a
the celting thear
▼÷CARD Senseķ♦
centring the up-pull
middle und
1-e-8-c-h. all through the
Reach upwards with left hold
By IDA JEAN KAIN
FLEXIBILITY TO SLIM
MEASUREMENT
hand, pulling with the right...
back Come Lend slowly sjewly us you bend to prevent
Bend
The other to side, again resisting with op- Repeat about posing muscles
1 lines in all.
To Fone the abdominals, entre!
you bend siderwards,
16 Tullaw.
Position Stand on knees, then "si" back on heels, arms our stretched at shoulder level.
Movement: Firt, pull up and in snuply with the brace of ab- dominal muscles and hold this contraction as you slowly bend trying idewards to the right to touch fingers of right hand
u floor As you bend, stretch clear to the finger. tips of the left hand wonderfully slim- ming! Bend to th cleft side in The same way...sx times in
all
10
Finish with leg swinging
bulky inches off hips.
Slims off inches Standing, wing right leg for
ward, then clear back past a 45 forward again, degree angle, back and h-o-1-d to a slow count of 7 Report ten times with cach leg, holding on alternate swings.
Po on Standing with arms again pulling slim and arched overhead, fingers of right Keep reaching up and hund clasped in nigers of Thre
left hand -refching 4 to 6 mes.
In a few weeks you may And Movement: side-bend, pulling
Bend sidewards that too-tight wardrobe a per- to the right, resisting with left feet resistance...
Q-The bidding has been North Eart South
West
the
1 Club 2 Clubs
Poss
Add
EL
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a false note, hit it you hat a second line. to persunde the rudence that you did on
to heighten purpose.
iktiri effect of the prece you arc slow When playing pleyung. pussage ft alternate hunds high
1
to give 3
in a grueoful curve,
the effect of insouciance. audience is unresponsive, sit half fveing them, as though you were about 1 ming a comic song; or flush a smile at them, as though Ray, "Of course, this is rather dail, but just you wait!**
YOUR BIRTHDAY ....... By STELLA
B
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
Pass I Heart Раза
You, South, hold:
4873 VAQJ32 +AK52 44
What do you do?
A-Bid three diamonds. With 14 points in high cards oppostie an opening bid, you must forco to game. No-trump is a posal- Inility.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
4373 MAJ7IZ OKQ52 44
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
TARGET
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you
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Although not demonstentive. naturally QORN today,
ařo yull
the are affectionate and although inclined toward looking on
may take a long time lu лго bright side of things, but you
upon your lite partner, once Overcritical and, & consequence,
have made your decision, there is a blenistica are inclined to see the
great deal it happiness in store for Instead of the perfections. Yet you are the first to say that wrongs eventually will be righted and all will be right with the world! AL- though you enjoy a peaceful, calm existence, faie always seems to step hid give you tumult and anre!
be an
you.
You are better at inantging foán. clat matter than you think you are. The trouble is, the more you make.
more
Bend. You may you the
neither will
you never be rich,
larve. You are adaptable enough to make a living at almost anything anny Thia, in some measure. your own fault, since you
you attempt are
Among those born on this date Itrant and a day-dreamer with a
were: Dr Samuel Johnson, ennyist in. strong-wil and ano of Bhone
statesman: bridge Gerry.
llenty dependent temperamenta which
Spencer fuses restraint. You can be guided Clay Ide, public official:
Tenak. floinneler; Greta Carbo respect. by someone you love or
and John T. Trowbridge. But let someone try to push ur prod settens: Author. you against your will and you are minovable! The ins thoroughly
To find what the stars have have given you talent and conautics but you do not always, store for you tomorrow, select your make the best possible use of them. birthday star and read the corres When you learn tu utline your nonding paragraph. Let your birth-
dayslar be your daily guide. talents, you will takle succusa, ›
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many
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
VIRGO
14-Sept. 233 (ABR.
full *There need for
control, today. especially, of the emotions, Romance can be tricky. Stay away from complications,
In
21)- PISCES (Feb. 20-MAT. Personal Tairs involving those you love deeply will be of the utmost Importance at this time.
ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20)--- im. Combine business with some LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23-
portant publie gathering and you The final two weeks of this month
Then average ahould bring an timportant advance should reap better
Denent brolly. In employment matters,
trom any change.
CORPIO (Det.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May $13 24-Nov. 22)- fie aggressive and asertive in pro- major objectiva in There is a fine, atimulating period moting some Aheat for yalı. Cól a great deal which you are deeply, interested. thai - ja" important done now.'s
ORMINI (MAY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) you are involved in legal case
Not the day to take
unnecessary,
Brisks in on potential clash between
home and job. Reconcile differences:
having to do with financial affairs,
all should turn out in your favour
Apr
CANCER (June #3-July 13)-i-
MYCAPRICORN°: (D4«.'‚23-Jan. 20)~~' Business in active, but guard against Your day- for positive action Take permitting impules rather than
dennite sand and stick by it until reason to guide you,
you get what you want,,
10)-
AQUARIUS ** (Jan/^: 21-Feb. Your own plans, and new scene can Bed Ceveloped to your-personal" ad- Vantage,,nov, ko stride, skond,
LEONA (July 12: M÷Auɛ. Where is romance for you, if you 'hre seeking it. Juɛi, now."A" friend may turn out to s be the one and only in your life w
How many
worda ul
tour lettern
BOYS'
AND GIRLS'
Butterflies Or Peaches?
--Chirpie Breaks Up The Caterpillar Picnic-
By MAX TRELL
window all for his break-
"Finally. Willy Toad explain
the are
room,
pleniet
1
Page
Green And Red
Red Peppers Make A Delicious Relish
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
but this
"M kitchen smells woul
test. bake rome right now, while the kitchen is, cool. No rolling to theme _cooides_they're the quick-and-easy kind,
derful, Chef," I said. "What's cooking?"
"Green-and-red pepper relish, Madame," he replied, "to use with frankfurters at our bar- becue.
Barbecue Dinner
Vegetable Julee Cocktail Mustard-Grilled Franks Green-and-Red Pepper Relish Potato Celery Salad
Corn-on-Cob
Siked Peaches Oatmeal Nutmeg Crispies Ho or leed Coffee or Ten or Milk
Green-and-Red Pepper Rellah:
Combine
"As the reetpo lurns out 015 dozens, 13 wrap-soal half of them in a polyethelene big and froeze to serve with fruit drinks.
"They are especially good with lemonade sweetened with honey or a combination of cran- berry and pineapple julees."
Oatmeal Nutmeg Crispies: Combine 1% e rifled enriched flour and 3 c. quick-cooking calment
Cream I *
shortening and 1
e. sugar together until Äussy.
Blend in 1 løp, such roda and salt, and 1⁄2 tsp nutmeg. Beat
2 e. Aine-chopped in 1 egg,
green bell peppers, 2 e. fine- Then beet In 1 c. additional chopped red bell peppers, a c. sugar, fine-chopped onion and 11⁄2¢. When creamy, beat in 1 ad- boiling water Let stand 5 min. ditional
cgg. Stir in Drain off the water,
Then add 1/3 e, ejder vinegar, 14 p. powdered dry mustard, 1 lap relery seed, 4 lap.
2 tsp ground black pepper, salt, 14 tsp. ground ginger and
Ane-chopped celery,
Bring only to boiling point. Remove from the beat and cool. Transfer to a jar, Refriger- days for the flavours to
ate
blend.
Serve with frankfurlers, hant burgers or cold meats.
This relish, when covered, keeps from 2 to 3 weeks under U.c when fresh; refrigeration. de not van for future use.
New Cookies
"I have a new recipe for oat- ineal nutmeg cookies, Chef. I'll
c
chopped nuts, 1 c. raisins, i 1p. lemon rind and 1 lbsp. fresh lemon Julee.
Gradually add the flour and oatmeal mixture Chill 30 min., or until stiff enough to handle.
Shape into " balls. Plode 2 apart on olled cookie sheets to allow room for spreading.
Bake 12-15 min, in a preheat- ed moderate oven, 350" F.
Trick of the Chef
Sinsh frankfurters at 14′′ in= tervals before cooking for more- attractive
appearance, quicker cooking and easy eating.
Serve in split colls spread with green-and-red pepper relish, with a long green onion for mappy rest,
BARBECUE dinner is quick and easy, Make oatmeal cookies and potato salad in advatice; cook corn and frankfurters on the spot.
MAGAZINE
one of the
' take this one, Cousin Fluffy
heard Paterplitars sayine up and cat
I start at
my way down, Cousin Curly,' sold another unlerpiliar
***Let's all chew up as many
CHIRPIE Sparrow came on the the Nowy most folks, when leaves as we like, the rest of
hungrily crumbs, of brend
cake they have plenie, bring along them all crica
"I shouted: Stop! You can't first
See their own lunch. Caterpillars crumbs and poppy seeds
different They eat the cal all the leaves on this pench Knart and Hanid, ing
leaves!
You're
the spoiling with furned-place where they're having the tree! It won't look good without shadow children
free! And if you eat the leaves,, about names, inside the or more can
he bade them good-morning
there won't be any peaches!' Peach Tree
"The caterpillars looked at and asked them to come closer,
Blackie " "Today,' added When they were at
"Which Beetle, they're having a plenic me in astonishment. window, Chirpie said;
When they would you rather have, peaches in the peach tree.
get through, there won't be a or butterflies?"
icot it on the tree. They'll chew them all up.'
Jou ke
from the
letters in the square on the left In making oncli word, the lotters in rach of the vinni quures may be used onye only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre quare, and there must be at Least one nine-letter wort in the plurale: no forelen Dumes. un proper words, TODAY'S TARGET 28 word good: 38 words, Dery good; 41 Lolutioh excellent. words, Tomorrow.
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CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
a match A position from pame in which White missed a brifikant win. How?
Solution i problem
the
one
We're Hungry "We're hungry, and Cousin Fully.
Find us something else to eat, sold Cousin Curly, 'If you do, we'll all go away.
"Oh dear, I didn't know what, else to And for them to cat. So had to fly up and down the peach tree and drive them all
Earlle told Chirple to look
and see for himself.
you rather have, butterflies or peaches?!
Household Hints
By HILLARY WENTWORTH
1. Stains of paint or
pulty
on windows can be removed casily and effectively by the epplication of hot vinegar on a cloth.
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2. When kalves or cooking vessels have come into contact with onions, rub them with dan-p cloth, then rub thorough- ly with salt and wash well in warm water. All trace of odour will be removed.
3, Organdle does tol nced starching. You will find that it stiffness is renowed, by ironing. Net and musiin need light atarching with
one part full- strength water,
starch to 10 parts of
A Strange Thing "That's certainly a strange
"The caterpillars will be full be empty, ihing to ask," said Hanid.
Knart wanted to know what and the tree will
by asking sald Squire Squirrel, Chirple
would rather have
Just fly around and see for
4. When making omelettes whether they
yourself, said Earile the Earth
"An that's why I'm asking you, sald Chirpic Sparrow to add
water a dash of hot peaches or butterflies.
worm. Chirple, after enting Then
around to look at
kartond Hand, "Which Just after it reaches the pun, "So I flew en the rest of his breakfast, made
would you rather "bave?" Sure enough, away!
5. Don't throw away your himself comfortable and told the peach tree,
"They finally all crawled off, the caterpillars were crawling
decide. It was very hard to
„Mixed with a the whole story.
after the looking. very hungry and with Krarf liked peaches and he liked coffee grounds,
of soda of bicarbonate "Willy Toad started it," Chir- up the trunk,
butterfiles,
And so did pinch "I was standing on other, as fast as they could go. their feelings, hurt, ple
All right, sald Some of them were already up
Cousin Hanid: They couldn't make they make an effective powder removing alaine from toadstool over the a branchi
in the tree, getting all ready to Fluffy angrily, we can't find up their minds at all, But they for Willy
catches his fics where
chew up the jeaves they liked caves to cat we won't turn hoped they could have both knives. Of course they should when I heard him saying:
into bultorflies, Which would the peaches and the butternes be thoroughly dried in the over
first. "Something has to be donet best.
The powder should be "You're right, Willy! Some-
stored in a tin when not in use.. thing has to be done and done
0. To revive the colour of, n right away!' agreed Squiro
black umbrelin, open it out and Squirrel, who happened to be
with a soft brush scrub the passing,
material with a solution of ond. tablespoonful of liquid, ammonia In a pint of warm water. Leave the umbrella. to dry, when dry, it will go a-bright blank.
you're both right. Blackle Beetle called
under
Ing.
to them
a rock nearby.
from
been watching what's happen- Something certainly has
to be done!*
;
By This Afternoon
And if something isn't done
by this afternoon, it's going to bloo tute to do anything!" said Earlie the Earthworm, sicking his head. out of the upstairs window of his house.
"By
this time, I was. BOʻ curious to know what they were talking about that I few down from the brafely. 9. MEET
What has to be doner I disked, dooking at Willy Toad, Squiro Squirrel, Chirple Spar fsterday's row and Karlie the Earthworm, Bu Haven't your heard they,
Rupert and the Dog-roses-15
Forgetting for a moment where imuttere, V** Wind:0; certainly, ába is goin: Rupert runs and cells couldn't Have done it and I'm for his Daddy, That clithea „ certain it nobody's been in the 'post' le out of the ground again ! ** %-gandan." · Grimly, he drives “the he- criss," And all the clothes pon.evén: more firmly» (nand (aan" "down","with literes Mur Bear - secures it or four sides with cards hurries to the spot and frowns
wlib annoyatokearnthers'k more here than 1, Shen Sarutand."? b
and rent pagi. “It' ahan't happen any more.1.he matters, hammer. ing in the last pers
Another
Rupert Adventure Just arrived
RUPERT
and the GIANT'S CASTLE
$1.00
7 Dip door keys in all and twist them govorni times: in the tocks to make ' them turn' mora carlly
18.- Cocoa: stains should be washed in watte without soap, Glycerine and later methylated spirits on also be used
For da good – cleanero copper, tako one cup of wheaton)
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