THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,
This Funny World
CROSSWORD
1956.
Page
5-20
FRAKKA
MaNaught Byndiente, Ins—O TRUS MAGARININ
"Dear, I think the front bumper is caught on the garage!"
BY
THE
•
WAY.
by Beachcomber
throws her up in the alt, taught a horse to talk should catches her again.
THE lady who claims to have
be careful Horses never know
when to stop, and the language. A night's fishing they
pick up tatables
appalling
When Clus Twenlow riding Dandelion in the 3.30
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IN a suite of the Hotel
.
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it!
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t
Lewes, he shouned <^2*Q* > 4 [{\"~
ment in the ong's ear
on! Come on
Low
This gut
on Dandelion's net ves
shouted
"Run the
"Come Turn- Tact
yourself. You
the horse, and dung bis
aside ilke 11
or
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H} {pXYLE1N"#ར. Exin botiles chainpagne stood on a table on the balcony. While the guests were all dancing 11 mimba Captain Foulenough peered down from a window above the suite. Seeing the wast rlent be replied cautiously jockey bottles, I
repe with +2 Klow
which tightened abs the theu neeks Seven betties were
Jandert
hauled
The เง mimba gaye place to a numbe Nine more boštis were caught The captalli selled down
turmed and went home in highest of dudgeons
Silly mid-on
In ballet, que sience of the faneers enhatices the draina.
(Critic)
THE effect can be ruined!
the man in the leopard skin. who has caught the nymph dung by his rival shouts "How's than
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jolly evening. What the tea-leaves
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10 animals and fond of music and when you
blow dust off your Angers, you feel better Awid charcoal on Wednesdays Never
into spit
ant-heap. On Fuary 18 next year you will be stung by
bee, a milkman will give you good news, and you ll be unlucky with home tax and rates Beware of a tooth- less mule
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Bosh
AM M., has said that the in-
ability of children to learn
to read is due to the difeull. of our spelling. But spelling was always diffeint Damen
small eqtures inn) be used one paly. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre Square, and there must be wi lesat othe nino-letter word in the Yve No plumas ; no foreign words:
proper TODAY'S TARGET: 20 words good. 25 words, very codd; 28
Kulutio Tords, excellent Tomorrow.
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Joy children.
Everybody but a politician ve វារ "educationist". knows thuk teachers are no longer able to interest their pupils in learning anything of value. Duz this Em Foo rrel think Thatt itt iz ceziur to spel tellyvizshun thun television?
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
BORN today, you are a person of pile information, edit it and correlate serious thought, rather than one Information so that a new and valu.
evolved
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of a from old information can matter for
The 100 1ng a time
Although your sentimental nature when you have Anally made up your in strom, you are not excemtvely mind, the time for petion may be
Your love to deep demonstrative,
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PORT, If you are to be successful in and true. Wed someone who can highly eompetitive world, you appreciate your day-dreaming, yet muat learn to be little more who can set as a pengilcal, common- practical. You are a person of ideas, arose partner in business,affairs on ire inventive and ingenious. Yatır well as in family matters, Such A will not make you partnership van prove highly success- alent probably
fortune unicis-you have a burtress Fu), Manager who can handle the finan- Among those bom be this date Find stetail of promotion and pro. pre: Chiarica Dana Gibson, artist; fuction.for you
Margaret Banter, reformegg Willlag You are very intuitive--sometimes Bradford, ATALENTED Juliu B o the point of being prychle, and it Stelye, educator. George E. Whiting. pehooves you to pay attention to composer
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JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Ducks Ace Take, Sets Contract
By OSWALD JACOBY
REFUSING to take an ace
the Drst opportunity 12 21 play that we all use as declarer. the In today's hand
# sume principle, adopted by defender.
we see
West opened the eight of hearts, and declarer won with dummy's king. South got to his hand
with the king of apodes and led a diamond toward dum- my's king. West stepped up with the ace of diamonds and led his other heart t dummy's ace. South promptly discarded remaining heart on the king of diamonds.
When declares next led a club from the dummy and played the king from his own hand. West refused the trick, This was good defensive matter technique rather than deception,
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South continued by nessing dunany's jack of spades. after which he drew a third round of trumps with the ace. He then
NORTH AAJ73
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Both sides vul.
West North Exit Double
South
Pasa 14 Pass PAN.T.
2 Pass 34
Pass 44 Posa Pass Pass
Opening lead-♥ 5
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Comelius Agrippa, I led a second club from the dum- my and finessed the ten of clubs from his hand,
murical talent and probably would To find what the stars have in be happiest following a vocation sture for you, tomorrow, select your related to one of these fields. By birthday stag and read the corres your nature for thoughtful consider- ponding perilaraph. Let your birth-
lon, you will be one who can com- day star be your daily fulde.
VIRGO
(Aug.
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 15
T-Rept
23)-
22)
acororoct 24-Nov Not the day to start something new. Tensions could mount" "dangerously Be content, with completing ja job today, so make a stern attempt to
trendy begun,"
keep temper And patience under LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23).control.
The unexpected could, upset pre- viously well-latd plans, so proceed saulioimly. All is well with romance,
·
CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
A new problem by E. i đội t Andrade (Binar).
Dí
West won with the jack clubs and led a high diamond, forcing South to ruff with his lagi trump. This play knocked out the last entry to the South hand, killing the long club suit. Dummy had to lose a club and a heart, and the contract. therefore defeated,
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the con-
WOMANSENSE
AUDREY STARTS A NEW HAIR CRAZE
Audrey Hepburn with a new look—that sets off a fashion craze in New York. This is how she appears as Natuahä In the film of Tolstoy's War and Peace—and now Ameri- can women are demanding the "Nafashın Cut."
The hair tyle is feminine and flattering to Mas klep- burn's high cheekbones,
Will the "Natasha Cut" catch on? Even a girl with short hair can copy it by using a false switch, dyed to match . her own hair.
FASHIONETTES
Designer Maurice Rentner of black satin has a silk
fringe
skirt. Relg shows another slim
New York comes up with some of The most daring neckline cut binck sik dress with "the Castle skirt" - an overskirt plunges of the autumn and win- ter season. He features after- draped in a modification of the noon and evening dresses with hobble skirt of Irene Castle's A diamond shaped cut-out at
day. the back for on exposure of epidermis right to the waistline.
·
*
•
The Sapper look of the 1920's competes with the Edwardian look of 1910-16 In at least one New York designer's and winter collection. Ben Reig shows fringed dresses very
in
autumn
The gold rush jewellery
Texture Changes Cause Thawed Foods To Spoil
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
are
plate. Over it, spread a spoon- ful of the sousoning.. Top with another slite of ham. Continue until all the ingredients ured.
Cover with aluminium fall. Refrigerato at least 2 hrs,
T every food conference oko 45 min; at 378 F, Sorve Put a slice of ham.in-a-deep
the Chef and I attend, way with mashed-pench, hara snice or cold with whipped the following question in-cream. variably. comes up: Can thawed frozen foods be re-Blend the juice 2 lemons, 2 tsp. Savoury Ham from the Cher; frozen?
sugar, 1 tsp. dried mustard, Lap.
curry
powder top. paprika, 2 tbsp. minced parsley and 1⁄2 fine-minced green pepper.
The answer to this is littlo complicated.
.
Using 12 large
Just before serving, separate the kam alices and broli· very. Heat what thin slices gently until crisp. cold bolled ham, arrange as remains of the seasoningto
pour over dish, hissing-bot 7
It is not the process of thawing and re-freezing that makes foods unsafe to follows: use; but the fact that thawed foods, because of texture changes, spoil more rapidly than fresh foods.
If the thawed foods have not been subjected to a temperature above 390°F., by a thermometer, you can feel the ice crystals 'in the food when the package is pressed. Such thawed frozen baked goods, vege tables, fruits and raw beef may be refrozen,
But vent, fresh pork, sausage, bacon, chicken and other poultry, all fish, all seafood, all entrees and all baked tooda containing a cooked cream filling, once
discarded
bacterial
thawed, must
-because
be
they
deteriorate
spoilage
quickly
may
that
have
Dinner
already started.
Tomato Layer Saladettes Quick and Easy Baked Beans Savoury Ham Corn-on-the-Cob Peach Upside-Down Cake Hot or leed Coffee or. Tea or Milk
| Recipes Proportioned to Serve € 10,0 Alt Measurements Are Level
Quick and Easy Baked Beans: To 3 (1 lb.) tins baked beans, add 2 tbsp.
meltea butter, 1 fire-minced sweet
green pepper, 1 grated peeled onion and tbsp. table-mustard.
Transfer to A casserole rubbed with bulter, Top with 3/4 grated cheese, Bake 33- 45 min. in a moderale
Over, In Is on
The 350-375°F. fashions. Jewellery Industry Council of Peach Upside-Down Cake: America reports that gold Use 1 pkg, yellow cake mix or metallic touches dominate most bake a plain one-egg cake by autumn and winter lines, largely standard recipe, because the gold tones provide
butter an 0*
On
better
Thoroughly contrast, to the sembre little different from those tigni annes of many of the autumn | square pan. Dust thickly with flitin
camisole-topped numbers
which
brown sugar. another fashions. Many of the new, bibc light generation danced the Charles- type necklaces have a textured this, arrange fresh peeled peach 100 One while satin dress is rather than smooth good sur halves curved side down. Spoon
in the batter. entirely silk fringe covered.
BOYS'
A facc.
AND
Left: A cocktall suit styled by Michael in pale gold satin, worn' with a sleevelem waistcoat of the same satin, heavily embroidered in „belge and gold thread, The tiny matching chignon hat is by Madame Valerio Brill,
Right: "Pitfall", a red and black soft worsted suit_by Hardy Amies, Incorporates a 'slim sklit which gives amplo walking room ‘and a double breasted facket trimmed with beaver fur at the collar and cuftă. The Jacket has a woft. self-helt (fed in a bow. The beaver beret Is by Vernier.
Express Photo.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
It Was A Good Morning
-And There Were Lots of Different Ways to Say It-
By MAX TRELL
standing THE Policeman was
on the corner when Knarf the shadow boy with the turned- about name came walking up.
"Good-morning," Knart," said the Policeman.
Knart smiled. "Good-morning?" he said to the Policeman. It's more than a good morning. It's a beautiful morning"
"It is indeed," said the Police
man.
"Yes," said Knarf. "Look how the sun is shining, Listen how the birds are singing."
Humming- Brooxo
"They didn't
Good- sty morning," Knarf said to the Policeman, "they just sald Bow- wow"
to
Dog Language
"You don't understand language," the 'Policeman
Knarf. "Bow-wow Good morning." And Policaman smiled.
dog
sníd
means the
During the rest of their walk Knarf and the Polletman heard lots of other words for Good- morning."
The birds said: "Cheep-cheep." The horse said: "Neigh,neigh.""
The motor car sale: "Honk- honk."
The train said: "Tool-toot." The baby said: "Wah-wah." Whispering Leaves
along And all
the 'street, every time they passed a tree, they heard the leaves whisper- A little j
further down
"Good morning, Good- the Ing: street they met a cat and her morning, Good-morning." kittons.
"Meow-meow," said the cot, "Meow-meow,” sald the kit
tens...
•
The dandelions, the daisies and the blades of grass Were the only ones who didn't seem to say it. But they nodded to Knorf and the Policeman' `as they passed.
The bird said, “Cheep-cheep," to Kharf and · Policeman.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Put
a coating
of wax painted shelves bofore covering them
with paper. The wax prevents the paper from stick- Ing.
Splice glasses of fresh grape- fruit juice or lemonade with allocs of fresh peaches for a refreshing troat.
Rhinestone pins and buckles can be brightened by soaking' them in gasoline for about -15 minutes and, then rubbing with a. flónnel cloth.
A stuff tab shirt collar can bo buttoned gaally if the tabs are wet slightly.
Don't use hot water to re there were "ot saying Good-move egg stains from fabric. morning.
Soak the slain firet in cold "If I was in the country," he water, and then wash.,
Knarf looked at the Police mian, after they had gone fur- ther down the street. "Did that
"And that's the same as shy- eat and her, kittens say Good- ing it," said the Policeman to thought to himself, "I'd hear
"Quite so,' said the Policeman. "I hear the bees' buzzing, I hear the breeze humming."
"It's
a beautiful morning," morning, Policeman?"
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 27)- The unexpected can lend to com- South would make pileate your life Jum now. Be pre trect if West took the first club pared to meet any emergency calm-trick with the ace. South would
ruff the diamond return, Anesse repeated Knarf the Jack of spades, and draw the
ly.
F"
CAPRICORN (Née. 23-Jan.
You can er in judgment today, so
be careful of everything you say
do to mialinite zlik or loss,
AQUARIUS (Jan, II-Feb.
or
last trump with the ace Then
Knart.
Then finally, Knast left the "Of course, they did," said'
and walked home "Meow-Meow. Policeman' are." cat words for Good again. And he thought of
the wonderfully different ways
"It's a good morning," said the Policeman.
declarer would dresse the ten the Policeman.
"Is that better than a beauti- morning,"
of clubs to West's jack. Dummy 18)
You can stay on the winning side if would ruff the next diamond, ful morning?" asked Knarf.
"Oh, yes," aid the Police- you enpresen all matters with calm and South could get to his hand precision. Attend to detali,
with the queen of clubs to dis-man. It a thing is good, it's
-on beautiful as well." 11-card dummy's losing heart
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar,
This is one of those uncertain days the nine of clubs.aj. when, thkies never seem to go as you had planned. Jurt make, the moet of fi.
ARISS (MAY 22-Apr. .10) You can make adequate progress to- day if you just watch that initial Be very sure it is the right direction.
MUTAURUS (Apr. il-May11) krake, a fim, positive attitude, soward all: problems and you will find that they are more sasily solved. VENGRATINIR(May-
Spend this day--relaxing terisione, Now the time to try to do antichi
"A beautiful morning it la, beyond any doubt, And it'a
**CARD Sense also bright and cheerful
QThe bidding has been: North East South West 1 Club Pass Heart Pass 2 Clubs
and
Warm and pleasant and happy: That's why he added, as he stopped to look at the vegetables in front of the vegetable store, "that's why averyone. A BOYB Good morning. For Good What do you doff 48KQ75364 SA3213" morning means everything that's
You, South, holds a
do
Bid five clubs. If North has enough meer, be abouté Bon- vaidór a slam., SOLAR PANTAT
SMALTODAY'S QUESTION
PIGANORESgJunaid 12-zoty (7/22)== Sphere/l)AD)yło pe confiance today,
The bidding is the same as fr Suth 10 pan, bè, minimtaedərk you, are
the question' just answered, You, "patient "and use precautionsveta “South; holds T
Friendly!rtat.oria"
What do you dotie
lovely
Knarf and the Polle Walked slowly down the By and by they coins, down thời hoad with her
ank
Bow-Wow
Rupert and the Dog-roses-12
Machot dilappenze and-next? moment."ške-
Here are - eggs, rea "éhickand," she smiles [have some if you
fresher than the ones you broken.
You can
the cows say Moo-moo and the To double the life of plain sheep say Ba-ba, and the ducks window curtains, make the botë say Quack-quick. Everyone in tom and top - hems the same the whole world has a way of width so the curtains can be
Bagdad reversed after each washing, saying good-morning."
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