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JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Key Suit Is Clubs
By ONWALD JACOBY
THEORETICALLY,
T couldn't bid one
South
no-trump
with us back a doubleton as J-10. As a practical matter, most ex- porta would serap theory anel :
d the no-trump.
The opening bid of one IKI- Troop ROWN balunec 1993- tribution, 18 to 18 points, and at least three suits slopped. This accurately describes the South hand, and South cannot be enn- demned for winking one eye at the dangerotis doubleton In clube.
South won the first frick with the jack of heuris atual dressesi the tery of clubs nevajul to Buet's South was allowed for t}lR༥*f} win the next heart with the
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NORTH
103
❤74
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4A9702
EAST 4296
106 0 Q394 4255
A
4K 84
SOUTH (D)
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❤KQJ
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North-South vul. South West North East IN.T Paas 2 N.T. Раза 3 N.T. Pass Pass Pass
Opening lead--♥ 3
king. after which
Jack of hist
The deformier
were
4
The
and
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This Funny World
THE CHINA – MAIL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1950.
McNaught Bradieste, Inc.-✪ American Legion Magasing
"Where did you get it, how did you manage to ride if home, how did you get it into the house-and how on earth did you get it upstairs?”
BY. THE. WAY.
ADDRESSING
Bys nke,
ald:-
by Beachcomber
Dr
sirike somTSE-
the school un
Smurt-Allick
"The spiral of higher marks and less work oan only reduce what is rather amusingly called mlucation to an absurdity. What The point of the system of Alofting marks if it is to be dt- pendent on the whims of the
on the judg huys rather than ment of the masters? You boys
know perfectly well that there
a gold medal, bit it to make sure hat it was gouine After this xhihillon of mistrust, I believe, the World Philharmonic Society medals with delicious chocolate so that re- elpients of the award were so charmed with the test bile that they took the gold umfornNETÊT for grunted Stelumener, the famous plamist, boolea see bile and shoules.
This Renuin emasolute
oled its copper
any ways of getting high corks In passing
without strikun It were not
ww could w
explain the
HOW dend. West coulby't afford to eover the jack f clube,
so, South let it ride for a successfat sebelustie fres Desclause got be dommy with the with Cashind the age proceed to enh good clubs,
diarionlo,
Of
ials, ۱۳
twin
Acting is a full-time job.
(An petor)
of achievements one of the most backward boy on the schools in this monsense contraues there will be a lock-
ut Press next term, and youngsters, TIE has to act
will find ferences, malograph sessions, doors closed to cocktail parties, lunch, Wild cheering from, dinners, fim first nights, and mo boys and musters drowned the
on. It is a relief to get buck on Test of the speech.
He now had four eage for learning, clubs, two dilamentis, two hearts, | the classroom and two spedes, for a total of them." 10 tricks.
thrown
West would have monkey wrench inte the works by covering the ten of clubs Something to bite on with the king. Dumany would
Take the wee and
10 the
Jack.
low
return a
East would, of course, refuse this trick, Now South
་་་
LIKE the story told by Dr Vaughan Williams, that would need two entries Pachmann, when presented wit
to dummy to jest a third elab and get back to cash the 2000 clubs. With only one entry 10 dutiny, South would be limited to two tricks in each sult, nut enough for his game contract,
♥*CARD Sensens
Q-The bidding has been: North
East South
1 Club Pass
Pasa
West
1 Heart ?
PASS
2 Clubi
You, South, hold; AA9S VAKJ975 +1075 48
What do you do?
A--Bid three hearts. The band is strong enough for the Junop bid despite the possible mizēt.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
MBIJ VAKQJ975 45 493
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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four
worda u
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from the letters in the KURATE OR the left in
making cuch
word the
CROSSWORD
ACTORS
1. ADM GEFOr 'the French shoe. (9)
B. Space messzire from a crend, (4)
13. Fly this inerner-pilotu. (4) - 12. Is this a storage place for boring instrumenter (5, 6) Dalton, (8)
Ahol another way, C
""littis Saward. (5).
21. Tree for the man o'"the" kru. 18) *M. Snake a fashion. (8) More than Just beless, ID)
5. Nothing
to rebuma,
20, Sholtor, (9) 27. grey
[mond.), (9)
Down
4
1. 17 pou're in this, you're bom. 10: 4. He's Aghting towards the top. (9).
3. Childish thanks, a hesitation.
and two pounds between them (8). Walking-stick plant (3)
8. A trouble spot, with Indians mil
arolina, (3)
5. Measure for greedy people, (3)
7. Shopkeepers like to see 25
notice go up. 14)
9. Pross in Waua Sama NAY
10. Walkin without Tour- (5)
15. Awarded against bowler. (2. *!
17. No shopkommer liten bia kood
to be thought this i (4)
18. Partner for toity, (5)
1. It describes
Texas star, (4),
20. They may precede meet- Loga. 15:
23. Don't pus your foot un
It 11 y DTOY* 100
deep for roti |
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24. Baker one NTE
on the LOL-
don tube, ras
CHESS PROBLEM
By N. GABOR
Black, pieces.
White, 10 pieces. While to play: mate in three. Solution
yesterday's problem:
to
to the stage, where he can be 1, B-Q6, any; 2, 8 (dis ch, or himself, and need not think of} dbi ch), or & mates, It 1, B-87,
arting
R-Q7!
WOMANSENSE
Two smart day-time outfits from the autumn-winter collection of Lanvin-Castilo. Left: "Victoria", a cape and drem of beige-coloured wool moire. The melusine hat is from LegroUX.
Right: "Vantour", a three-plece ensemble consisting of a short jacket, a narrow skirt and a cape with a big fringed collar. In electric blue woollen fabric, it is worn with a white furry hat from Legroux,-Agence France-Presse.
SOME
Yo
CAN
SERIOUS SYMPTOMS SHOW UP IN
OUR eyes are the gateway to
your brain.
EYES
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.
Even some strokes may be an- By studying such afterntions it felpatod and avolded through is frequently possible to locate *on on examination. Transient the trouble with great Lecuracy. bleking out of vision cruplex And sometimes it is possible bu with certain other neurologie predict the exact type of dim- trouble nurу be a warning a coly impending bi-clotting prob. tema.
The human eye, you see, actu- ally is a portion of the body's nervous system. Because of this, many serious conditions can be detected by a careful examing tom of the eyes.
I
instance, various changes For which might be occurring in your
as development body such
disbeles, high blood pressure,
and atherosclerosis and
var discoses of the blood might be diagnosed through ophthalmolo- gical examinailens.
The
13
the
ophthalmologist enly oric who can see living blood vessels in the back of your eyes and is able to diagnose any changes he might defect.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Complaint Department
-Caterpillar's Tree Had Lost All Its Leaves--
By MAX TRELL
ONG before they
O'Cheer Hall in the
renched
Old the the
Oak. Knar and Hanid. letter in
shadow children with Fach of the stal squares may be used once uni). Each word must contain
turned-about names, could hear the graft voler saying: the Large letter in the orntre Aquare, 104 there must be teast one alas-letter word in the int. No plurals: so foreign worda Do proper TODAY'S TARGET: 18 word", Food: words, very good; 28 words, excellent. Bolation
* ་
tomorrow.
his
The Caterpillar took off cap politely and said: "I've got the a complaint to make about tree I'm living in."
"Of course
of course!" "Now grumbled Pixie O'Scowl, just tell me what happened to your tree? Did it fall down? If i did, I'll have to get it to stand
"Of course it doesn't mnation how feel, REL
I'm not important, up again." Thin
the place to come to if you don't like something Hut don't worry whether I like something or not! If it's broken, I'll fx 11."*
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FOUTEN OUVIR DET
0160
YOUR BIRTHDAY .. By STELLA
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
#
BORN today, you will
you
lind that projects at one time and. 01
will learn advance. Yo DOND businer your best
delegate nouementials activity. You wii du best, if start out for yourself, be your own saving yourself fur the planning and Loss, and manage things wait them to be managed.
to
you how ta others.
you management. You with
shrewd
when
"It didn't fall down," said the Caterpillar. "It's still standing up. But **
"Ah, I know," interrupted Reaching the Old Out, which 'Scow!. "The branch you were standing on broke! Is that what is behind the raspberry hedge
happened?" behind the stone garden wall, they came
"No, it didn'i Pixie O'Scowl, looking more wrinkled and the CaterpiMar, scowling than ever,
worse than that."
on
Pacing Angrily
To their surprise, they found he was talking to himself, par- ing up and down angrily with his hands behind his back. He looked up when he saw them.
"All right-what's your com- plaint?" he said.
"Complaint?" said Hanid in surprise.
break."
sald
"I've got a complaint about the free," the Caterpillar said.
were so many of them. And now "It was much there are hardly any. Can you make new ones grow again, please? I'm getting very hungry."
Knart and Harid wanted fo know what had happened to the tree the Caterpillar was living in. Pixie O'Scowl said: "Let's hear II Come now! I haven' got all day!"
Green Leaves
. Pixie O'Scowl sighed, frown- ed, groaned and grumped.
"There you have it," he said. "Make leaves grow on a tree! What next? Nobody can make leaves grow on a tree excep!~! :
Kract and Hand and
"Except Caterpillar alt said:
"I don't know how it hap- pened," said the Caterpillar, "It was a beautiful tree when I first moved in. it had the loveliest who?" green leaves. Then, little by
the
itself!"
"That's why you're here, isn't Tuile, the leaves all disappear-shouted Pixie O'Scowl. "Every-
Honid shook her head.
ed."
"Disappeared!" und Hanid,
to
"Except the tree never to happy working for others. Year Interitions are keen if you
that It" so, moon as you can, set up your "teel" something. then follow
body knows that, Come along! awn Burinces. You are not afraid of hunch and you should always be
crled hard work, are
ilable to ward off dunger or loss, You
Knart We'll find you a new tree comes to details and have
fine are loving and affectionate and will
live inl" And тологу.
groolest happens your
บ "Or maybe you have some- your own home circle. You women thing broken that
"Yes. and I don't know you want Although you may start out on a inake fine homemakers and mother, fixed. Like a broken head. Or a why." sal senie, you have the viston
date broken
Pixie O'Scowl said: "I know Or
broken 0 giose, foresees the which
future
Among those born on this
way. You ate them!" *tateamon: cloud," quite #cand plan and you aro
8 are: John G. Carlisle, capable of working out that large- Thomas Eddy, phlianthropist: Henry Cardinal Brimt, architect:
The polite 110 Caterpillar Acole programme as you are in Van
Hanid said they just came to everseeing or for that matter, Richelley of France: and Dada Ken-
"And we're looked very surprised Bay good-morning. work, yon and Fay Wray, Alm stars. personally doinghe detail Since you are a fine judge of human To find what the stars have in sorry you aren't more cheerful,” nature, you are able to select your store for you tomorrow, select your Knant put in. Co-Workers" astutely. picking the birthday star and read the corres right person for the right job. You ponding paragraph. Let your birth- trouble?"
ότι
ute capable of, carrying on several day star, be your dally guide.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
23)
VIRGO
24-Rept (Aug.
PISCES (Feb. 20.MAT. 21)- Follow your intuitions, if you are to Promises may sound too good to be bei Test make the right decision. There is a true-which they may decentire element of uncertainty, everything before acting upon any-
LIBRA
24-Oct.
"What's the.
Pixie O'scowi pointed to 0 eign swinging from a branch or the Old Oak, Knarf and Horld went up to it and read it.
COMPLAINT AND REPAIR DEPARTMENT
,20) you but you must use tact and riske, either at home or the office. Fishes Tought to Swim patience to avoid an upsetting situa- Be conservative and you will be Morning Glorios Waked on Time,
thing. 23) ARIES
22-Apr (Sept
(NTRY. Personel reiationslips are important. Not the day for novelty, or taking Neals Repaired
Bafo,
24-Nov. SCORPIO (Oct,
21) TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 213 Stay cul of troubis by avoiding There are doubtful tendencies in to arguments, Don't take sides just day's trend, so be guarded in all listen and avoid being critical, that you undertake now..
Bluebells Made to Ring By Birds, Fed and Bathed Crickets Kept from Chirping
"And I'm the one who has to O'Scowl
VSAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)--| OBMINI: (MAY 22-June-22)—do all this!" Pixie
business
If you would like to find a better Avoid getting into socinianale grumbled, "How would you like Job than the one you have, then this that involves
*P*sssociates: to keep crickets from chirping, may be the day to start huntings, Tact at the outrel is better than a Oh, well, a job's a
** spreadingaho vidale, apology,
CAPRICORN (Dio. 03-Jam, 20)-500
GANDER (Juneň, 21-July - zay= |Aust" then Knarf and Hanid Better for yola not to start overthin new,« šped (your " Lima, Ondeing Ask-end, get,prout: for ever doticed caterpillar coming what is already in the works plepation,
today? All that mlong. He stopped in front of
·・made AQUARIUM {{Fan,^: Ri-Feb., 19)+ t LEO FUEL (July VIII-A "You "will" get better." regulis
„balng="benefen) "than you will: from to be tu¥1+ 136,murn thức, the wroba« Vacing on imaginative koreast... .... [ment and' sotivity, is well, grounded.
Ka
comp
And he and the Caterpillar
of went off into the thicket raspberry bushes and off toward the clump of trees on the other side of the rond,
"Poor Pixie
O'Scowl," sald "Do you think so? Oh dear! I Kmart to Hand and Honid to never thought of that. There Knart.
Rupert and the Dog-roses-4
Rupert delighted to have chance to sid on such a long errand and when aff is ready, He' seis 01 briskly,
need to keep
thinks
here, itain thei - sesion) så, dog-roses, and “thuru are many ló be seen, but one little bunii, growing in, crack, of the rockts shaling Rupert pause." - Reaching up
Recent experiments with cer lalti drugs which glow blood- chitting appear is indicate that Hier strokes may be averted.
of
Ophthalmological examinatkas
Voovy tumours may also the pituitary glond and even of the brain Reelt.
The Aral indication of a brain tunair sometimes is on altern- tion of the visiôn' of the or both
eyes,
Prompt diagnosis, of course, is erential In ali the cases I've mentioned if doctors are to be of much help For this reason, you shouldn't pass off eye difficulties imply as "eyestrain" and let it
go at that.
you
It your 48_53vl*
you any trouble at all whether or not
giasre-see weur ophthalmologist.
And if you're over 50, you should have an eye examination at least once ever two years.
have trouble If you
with your vision, get ✡ check-up more frequently.
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SOUPS MADE WITH FRUIT
BY ALICE DENHOFF · FROM soup to dessert, fruit
adds joy to warm weather-
menus.
For example, a chilled straw = berry soup makes a delightful overture to a sumentz luncheon dinnor when something special is desired.
To serve 4, crush 4 c. frozen shawbarics.
Add c. water, 4 c. frosh orange juice, 2 tbsp. fresh lemon juice,
4
c. sugar, 161⁄2 tsp. salt and " 2-in. stick cinnamon. Bring to a boil and cook 3 min., stirring occasionally,
Put through a fine sieve, ex- tracting as much of the pulp as possible. Add tbsp. quick-cook- ing tapioca and bein to tutt [rolling boil. Cool and chẳụ).
Just before serving, allr fu 1⁄4 c. afbeod strawberries, }
Cherry Soup
For a
delicious cherry soup. wash 2 lbs, sweet cherries and pit. Place in saucepan with 1 c. water cod 1/3 c. sugar. Cover and simmer 10 min, (Uee tinned substitute
if fresh cherries are
not available.)
Starain through a sieve, push- ing through as muclf of the plup us pasatuta
Add 1⁄4 c. fresh lemon juice and a
serve
dash of salt.
with garnish
Chill and
of lemon
91009.
KITCHEN "CHEFS"
A kitchen preparation machine in the news intely in the Ken-
"CHEF wood
electrical food mixer. Produced in a variety of volour Anishes it certainly does far more than just mix,
and a runge of 14 attachments are avail available to execute practically every conceivable culinary We understand from the distri- butors, The
Belush Generat Electric Company, that the first inrge consignment was sold out before arrival but that further supplies will be on display in shops in about a week's time.
One sales features that proving very popular, especially among service families, is tho offer of special terms to pur- chasers Intending to take the "CHEF" back to England with them.--Advt.
Simply SENSATIONAL!
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From $13.50 each.
AND
THESE
NEW PECCARY
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In many new styles in Relax, Diana Box," Nappa, Boxcalf and Pigskinin shades of black, tan, signal. red, grey, new yellow, cognac, and cherry.
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