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for this one I'll let you have

it half price,”

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JOHN CLARKE'S CASEBOOK

If The Shoe Fits

wore busy

отд the

Ten's department of

plead guilty," "bcause I was drunk.“

he

va!k

the shoe shop. Shoeboxes That amounted to a not guilty rose in piles like defences pien, so the evidence was given hurriedly thrown up against ami an expected enemy, assistants flew among them. adding now to this one, tow Cataloners to that, as their changed their minds.

Standing forlorn and 11]- af-evige on Han outskirts of the busy scene, was a bolt- beraubend ttle an wit looked as though he had come there somehow by acetdent, and would have given arest to escapas

The 111*

WIIN Piment Joseph and as he steal there. gently roking, the manager of The shop spotted him.

1GH HEELS

JAN ps to be, 111 Joseph's maturer at

test

"Wh

piralari

I've its

here, sutel Joseph

M

ak to he

1

have

T

friend works "I lie to

"Perhaps you cut wad," the

4. shiy{hel

manager

Presently The

THAVAROT

epme

Luck The name of your friend

* he began.

"1 watting for my wife, J

tell you." Fuckph snapped.

The manager was trying to get the situation chem in his mind. when his glati» kuppiment 1+ fall on one of the pockets Joseph's masckintoshr

From

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in full and when all had been satt, the magistrate, Mr Frank Powell, found the case proved.

OUT AND ABOUT AGAIN

known ulti anything him?" Mr Powell asked.

There are 48 previous convie- toms," polkeman said.

"IS

"Do you know when the first was the magistrate asked,

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The policeman did not, but Joseph chipped in cheerfully: It was 1919, sir, und 1 was.... ጊ። Though the was about long tale, revite

aften told. Th

magistrale halted him, What do you want to say about flix car he usked.

"Well, since I came out lust," Haid Joseph, "1 been under Beatment for lumbago. It's only the past Tow

been days I've able to get out and about at all, and what happens? I'll tell you.

pints of cider— I hyve a few

thehis lot."

NEVER THERE

64/HAT'S this story you were

Y telling about waiting

the shop for your wife?”

I..

in

was never in the shop,"

zard Joseph, "least I don't ever remember going in.

“YOU NOTI

donc igible

π

nagtrate

stuck the high heels of a pair

ANGOTIATE shoes

of

aati

THE CHASE

autogen

66MHOSE Jhons the

TRIVI you Joseph did not wait to han thest turned for the shitej doo and find. The manage gave chase and roht J

after a Tum of 200 yards. Youth was on his aid for Justph

At the Clukenwell court next mening. Joseph WIS charged with swaing The hors.

to me Vogue."

to be an

the

S

EVE = PERRICK

FRANCES

6/6a

AID the Countess of Dudley, inviting me to lunch, it's my "Could you possibly make it Wednesday

We met in a very half-day." So Wednesday it was. chic Mayfair club. The countess wore a sleek dress of say that," Joseph embroidered cotton made of a material she had selected for Christian Dior during the time she worked for him, and gave me the progress report of her first six months as suburban shopkeeper.

"I'd not answered. "I've not a frend in A world."

+

Well, you must go to Luodon Sessions for sentence,” suid the magistrale "You can tell the Jurize these* what you've ROL

Lanky Ducey, the high society chardy bails take place after to say

fastes und champion horses shop hours anyway. And anyway cer that," Joseph said,

womark went, as they say. "Into I've got to the age (she is 40) and he went thoughtfully away, trade" by way of a fashion and when for me the ball is over at it already putting together furnishing fabrie shop In 2.30 u.mn. I don't want to go on his defence, of bow he should Rayner's Lane. Pinner. Middle- somewhere at 4." convince the judge at Sessions ! sex, al the beginning or the that he

not

incorrigible. ¦ year. That the sõve did not fit

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Friends who wish to see her during the hours of 9 to 5.30, come "They I cominerted at the time that drive to Pinner. I hoped I had been in at the really to buy stuff cheaper than

new com they'll get it in Mayfair, beginning of a vast mercial empire, and it looks as become a sort of 'f can get it for if 1 might have been. In a few you wholesale' symbol. weeks lime the countess is going ✰

10 open her Hard branch-at Boreham

Wood Utw of The

"new towns"

THE TAKINGS

MAINLY council-house type M of trade" zaid the peeress,

who used to have, among others,

Duke the

Duchess and

of

Windsor as house-guests. "But I'd like to bet it proves the big

was

7-DAY ITCH

THE battle of the blondes has been roaring mightly

the printed across

pages this week, and I have been suffering

seven-days' Itch 10 Miss Dors in her place in rela- tion to Miss Monroe,

a

Sede

PROGRESS REPORT: THE COUNTESS OF DUDLEY IS DOING SUBURBIA

At the studio gales they weré grected by one of the P.A.OS, taken on the VIP, tour which included a turn in the grounds (in the rula), and an inspection of the props department,

IN A FOC

THEY vinted

the act where D:nald Sinden was murder -- ing someone in a fog. Fumes from the fog-machine affecto the sensitive throat cd the sheik and he began coughing violent-

ly.

The three young men, two very dejected and one nearly choking, called ft day. Said Mr Hardy philosophically Inter that evening:

"I suppose if we'd realised that Miss Monroe had stopped to

we'd have think

probably never even heard of us. So I will just have to tell grandchildren about my

the time I ate fish and chips with Diana Dors."

Mr Hardy, however, agrees with my usessment that it is not nearly the same thing. put

HIS VERY OWN

MR WOODROW WYATY,

Informed, IS

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not

For, to use the idiom of her

dear Di adopted country, playing way out of her league.

now

having voice produc-

the

SIDE

GLANCES

gest money-maker of them all“ Mies Monroe

an inter- star who made Al the other two shops (the national second one

launched at biggest headlines of her carcer Cockfosters. Herts, last Easter), up to that Ume when she walked the money comes in to the pretty

£ 1,800 Lune of Saturdays.

gul of a Hollywood contract; who on is married to a playwright of

distination; who came here to co- stor on a full partnership basis "Saturdays are our big days," with Britain's most renowned said Lady Dudley. "It's like autor-knight. bear-gorden in both shops.

go to Bayner's Lane and I send my cook to Cockfosters to help cope with the business,"

The enterprise has progressed rapidly, but naturally she had to learn the hard way.

"I've been finding out about an entirely new world, full of exceedingly nice people, I made mistakes of course.

"One thing I know now 13 that in the suburba people insist

15

Mias Dors is our local girl making good in Hollywood mainly by the type of publicity Miss Monroe hopes she has married to outgrown; who

ex-cinema commisalonaire turned business man; who went there to play stooge to the

American TV comic George Gobel, who is about the sume physical size and professional stature us

Norman Our Mr Wisdom.

LET-DOWN

on curtain material that showsWHICH brings me to the the pattern on the outside. I've Marilyn Monree story of tried to tell them about the benente of lining curtains but the week. to no avail.

"Curtains apparently aro meant to impress their neigh bours rather than please them- scives.

SILK FOR BEST

66TVE learned, too, that while the young girls have taken to cottons in a big way, their mothers still like to have some thing silky for "best","

This one concerns three young men-Sheik Jabir of Kuwait, Jan Bennet, son ct, the Earl of Tankerville, and Charles Mac arthur Hardy, of debbery, and male-model fame-who went to kee the lady, or so they thought

They had somehow got the impression that Miss Moence had expressed a desire to most them. The male animal of course, is a vain, vague creature" Indy Dudley's social life is mucis addicted to winful thinte- not •having to, bør iradiently ing. Theirs not to reason why! readjuried. "I'm defy." having to They rushed down to Pinewood give up my days, Pinners, dances, in the sheik's limousine, “A WAAL

WES

FINE DOWN IN

THIS IS WITH HEN

the

tion lessona, Mr Wyatt, it seems,

morüined ni deeply very Idea, He says that he was using these same cultured Lones to talk to the workers when I was in plgtalla.

1.K.T.

And for that last misleading, but encouraging, statement I could yet learn to love the 38- year-old "Panorama" per- sonality, with or without Oxford accent.

RADIO HONGKONG

Ex- pro-

12 noon "Oklahoma" corpla froin The f duction Starring Gordon MacRae And Shirley Jones: 12.30

Din Doublo

Lena Aftraction.

Horns Jackie Gleason & his Orch; 1, Time Bignal. "Melodics you remember" Westminster Light Orchestra; 1.14, News, Weather Report and Special Announcements; 1.30, “Bilise from Spain" Orquesta Sinforica Espanola Amparo Iturbi (plano), Tito Schipa (tenor); 2.30, With love from =

Chorus Robert Shaw Chorale; 3 (approx), Masters of Melody, Charles Willams and his Orchestra The Muric of Edward German (BECTS); 3.80, Ted Heath at the London Palladium; 4, Thirty Minute Theatre, "The Romance of Horatio Sparking"

Dickens. by Charles Produced by Wiltrid Grantham (BBCTS); 150, Tea Time Concert, Tom Jenkins and the Palm Court Orchestra; 0. Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews in the new musical play "MY FAIR LADY" Adapted from Bernard Shaw's "Pygmailon" by Alan J. Lemor Music by Frederick Loewe With Stanley Holloway, Robert Coote and the

By Galbraith

G

{"I know it's wrong to fight, mom-but Gerald didn't *!= know it and I had to prove it to him!"

PLEASING CHORAL CONCERT

Volce

The Cathedral Male Choir was formed about one year ago. It consists mostly of servicemen stationed In the Colony. As its name implies, it is one of the activities of the Men's Group of the Cathedral. Unlike

such an orchestra, choir is frequently formed of people who have had little or previous experience of making music and so usually needs a few years to mature.

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Saturday night's concert at St Paul's Co-Educational College was therefore staged more as a parochial affair than as a performance by accomplish. ed malolans. The standard of singing was, however, much higher than we would expect from a parochial affair,

Mrs Margaret Sainsbury, the this choir, musical director of

is to be heartily congratulated on having achieved so much with these angers in such relatively short

time. also the Sainsbury was accompanist on Saturday.

Mrs piano

The first part of the pro-

£ contained gramme

wide variety of pieces dating in timo from Thomas Arne to Benjamin Britten and including two Negre spirituals armaged by Mra Sainsbury. The

choir seemed

to enjoy the modern works more than the classical oncs and certainly

these sang

with greater understanding than the carlier works.

The eight tenors and eight bassca were very well balanced and produced a nicely blended tune. There was a certain Jack of

precision on some entries but

experience

greater

will soon cure this and maybe a conductor would be of assistance in this respect.

STAGE MANAGEMENT

cart of the original Broadway Pro- duction; 6 Time Signal and Pro- gramme Summary; 8.09, Academy Award Hits from 1938 10. 1945, ming by Popular Bingers: 539, ("Matters of Priority” A Dew series of pro- gramanes prepared by the United Nations Radio, No. 37 - Prospectus for Prosperity" (Pisandlig Iconomic Development); 6.43, "Box 200′′ Bort Gilleft at the Orgung 27, Popular Classics; 750, "Old," but fairy

It speaks well of the Mellow Introduced by David Lottie Compiled by Timothy Birch; 758, that the biggest criticism is not Weather Report: 5, Time Signal and of them but of the stage mahage- The News; 8.09, Commentary or ment. During the first few Stop Prem Item; 8.15, "Rembrandt, Between Easel and duwur items people were "Joyco Grenfall requeste the around turning electric Lans Pleasure"; 9, Time Bignel, Italy and cft. This Wa very dis- After Park. Cyril Bapleton and rene

decision tracting. The his Orchestra; 2.50 "Music in many whether the fans should be on

choir

Tushing

для

Moods. Third of four illustrated talks by Anton Faurt No. 3 and or off-should have been made at- movement of the and Symphony by rehearsal. My own feeling is. Sibellur movements of Diver that the increased comfort of a tisement for Chamber Orchestra by Iberg; 10, Dick Bentley

fan rotating slowly more than Fimany Edwards in Take it from outweighs the inconvenience of Herg" with Alma.

Comm June the very slight noise it makes. Whitfield, Wallas Eaton with the

bir

REDIFFUSION

and

Quest

PLEASING VOICE

The cheir was supported in the opening number of the second h of the programme by some of the pupile of Et. Paul's Co-Eduexilonist College. of the best items of the evening.

This was, "usically; ons

Keynotes Repeat of last Saturday's

At the recent concert organised Broadcast (BBCTS 10.30, Sidney by the Music Society, fiught Lipton invites you to "Dance to the photographs were rightly prohibited Store": 10.89, Weather Report: 21.

during the pertermiance. On Batur» Time Signal.” Radio News Real day wa 11.15, Goodnight Music; 11.30, Close photographer actually coming

were distracted by one to Down.

the front of the auditorium and rummaging in his ba while ho assembled his equipment during the 12 noon, Tune Time-Popular Tunes; { performance and by the two photo- 12.33 p.m.. Double Attraction. Lauraphers moving around latting off Horna (vocal) Jackie Gleason and their informal machines at irregular

Orchestra; 1, Time Signal | intervals Why cannot all photo "Melodies you Remember" West- | graphs be taken at a "photo-call" minster Light Orchestra: 115, News, { Just before or after; the concert? Weather Report and Special An- nouncements; 130, Musle from Spain. Orquesta Sinfonica Expanala, Ampara Iturbi (piano), Schipa (tenor); 3.20, Yaristy Calls The Tune: 5, Secrets of Scotland Yard--Narrated by Clive

Brook 1230, Music by Lopez-With Artists Romances of the Word

Lady Hamilton; :415, Two-Popular Songs; 4.30, strictly InstrumentaleTunes with an Up Next, the, members`of the choir Best Children's CornerCon formed several groups and solnite ducted by Auntie Pamela: 630, 10 rivets, excerpts from dilbert and Monday

salivan and "The Beggar's Opora", Bequests Presented by I must single out the Wandbeing Hetty: 6.38; Birthday" MAUERE: 4,30,

Minstrel in the "Mikado" for special Musique by Jeannette Pudo

Francaias Presented mention. The tenor who ang this Personality not only has a most pleasing voice Parade Norman

11 but good series of stage-braft, 1 Felix King and bis Orchesten: 130 hope we will hear him again, I Coke Time-starring Eddie Fisher particularly led the way the groups with Axel Btordahl's Orchestra: formed co se to give every member, TAD, The Final Year"-The Story of the chole lila' chance either as a of a Mother's Courage Time sololat or in a small, group, along Signal and the Newa; 100. Weather Report, Announcements and Enter The concert ended with community Jude: 3.16, intertude for Mukim arging by the audience and.com- With John Gavall; 8.30, – Glypay Caravan 9, I Know Whater Vik bined chokes and contained a fine selection of British and American MALL LAS 15 Qaddi Chooses his folk congs. · This, si unael, was en- Favourite Muste: 9,30, Monday, Cat: ioyed by everybody and brought! Use cert-Hour-Entire presenta Sona: 48 evening to arosaing conclusion. devoted, to the worki or. Manenst)

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*Thaisy Ballet kotle' (played by · During the concert, three violin, 1/Orchestre du Theatre National de solos were provided by Mir Haymond Topera de Paris, conducted by Himng...

George. Bebastian), "Scenes Pittore: PRE

Faust (playwby, then Bymphony The copoert was well-attended anil Orchestra of Radio Berlin, condust" } N° very pleasant event

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