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A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS

SATURDAY, JUNE 9, 1956.

This Funny World!

Ita these fake, Her began

conference annuai there it was announced that the military of

"When

no one London School of Economics had questioned,

a Research history the Celours or Standards seems to have heard the recorda decided to set up

said the Chief of Fellowship in Advertising and were the leading and rallying himself," points in batila,

Promotional Activity. Aa rymbols of Luneburg police.

It was on Luneburg Heath the regimental pride and tradition the Colours art given the unconditional surrender of Ger- higest posible respect. und many was accepted 11 years ago. when o regiment is on parade bringing on

or taking off the Colours is always done with ceremony.

The origins of Trooping th Colour is older than the present starting Army, and is thought

lo derive from the ceremomes of sealing for. or lodging, Colours which

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quarters before Kut ++ft+

parades and operations

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QUEEN'S A khaki scarf knit-

ied by Queen Vic SCARF

Lorin during 1 Boer War is la lhe Ubrary of the New Zenland Parliament House. 11 WHA awarded to Private H. Couls, of Taranaki.

Canadian, Austrailan wrid South African soldiers were also awarded ncurves.

insti-

When Queen Victoria tulesi the Victoria Cross in 1884 she, decided to knit a scarf for

Haw recipients.

malty she knitted is not known,

Now the War Offee is seeking

SOLIVER

The CraZIK SAL - wealth's rarest decoration -- nt alaron. Chen

display at the

Cross Victori centematy exhibition opening benen Text month.

dhanked to quarters to troop The Colours town the ranks, and then to march the men past the Judging place NU :bat knew, in 3; 4 rallying point.

The

tlis

inention ot "Trooping the Colour" that has Been traced in romection with The order by the Dhiks af Cumber land dated

Brigade of Guards in

May 15. 1755.

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have (HUCKSTER for years been melined to view Prindescension Those American universally de- The first mention of a "Birth- trees granted for the homellest Any Parad

Parade**

the Brigade of subjects

entifled "Orders for Paradiost of Guards in Quarters or Garrison. "

uf Guards Order of Junie 2, 1405 An aisnotracement in Brighton Since then, with few exceptions, this week put paid to that As The ceremony has been observed the

Advertising Assocni ion

on the Sovereign's birthday in

Corn. which offers analy

-lightly for the procedure then

fach town,

LEH

The enure pulier force of

LIFE 25 conslabies webt

on

strike for six hours th the small town of Lebi_breast Kashan's Development Mimster, Shamasurar beat

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over the head with a stick befa E

Track.

gown,

The academically conservatiye were probably shocked, but then the London School of Economics has been doing that to them' for 24 long time. Nevetheless, the move is significant, and Lord Luke, President of the Advertis- mg Association, noted that this was "the first step towards the elevation of the study of edver- Using to the status of an academic subject, and therefore to the training of inon and

graduate

calibre. which we so seriously need."

Fagerly awaited is the effect of academic influence on the femmine underwear advertise- inepla, so much a feature London's underground railway slations.

Women

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RUSSIAN Russia has appointed CONSUL⚫ Consul to the Re-

of public

Son Marino, the smallest and oldest state in Europe. There are no Russian citizens in San Marino (pop: 18.000) nor any citizens of San Marino in Russia. The two countries have

no commercial relations.

But the tiny republic is ruled by a Communist-Socialist copți- tion, and this could explain the Bum move

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San Marino is in Italy.

WAY

Beachcomber

wore a turbos on Is crowd of over 18,000 people

ad 23 1 い dressin The incidest took place during

when 1

torst im see who should elephant was 'e said guard the Lewer's one phone: Love it

Calcutta con of the havelling 01

Iran Customs, an' 'e says I can tell Pakistan-hac Kasumir mc your fortune in this 'ere crispal Indian-held Widory without it, an

say you got a letter special passion,

from over the sea,

ncensed

Wils

No one wanted the job, so Risays, an' I says wot sea, an

decided that The prisoner says the Pasifit, an' I says is it stwold be released But before from a Landsat rangvi, an this

that will be 'art

Was over

says yes.

1

decision could be via rand out, police chel and the tatu, an' it was olly wheri ! Imma of LackaRh, Kaushukbanila, gol Nome that I says to my ole reached agrement,

Han now why should 1 pay or The argument

fremi arat tatil for Weller remained ckou | Pasilli, an' my ole man 'e give the prisoner

me one of them looks wol says more'n AU hour's Rab, zn ain't never got no letter, an' my HITLER'S Gramophone recordsole many says you can't never VOICE Pairporting to record ant

Hitler's circulating among the numerous Neo-Nazi groups in the Hamburg and Hanover area of the British Love of Germany

In a

speech in the people, the "Fuhrer"

Buy on one record:

Jour Fuhrer.

them argers, voice are they're all niske, o says "

Low life above stairs

German

tas made to

"Wait for

am stili u

Soon I shall be back All my

falthful cornrades must hold on until I have re-united

IF your neighbour st

drop a culie

Connie.

A GOLF BALd, driven by B "hemist's assistant of Dorking broke the window of a theatrical costumier and settled in budgerigur's cage. Thinking it was an ekf. The proprietor's doughter telephoned for the fre brigade.

A STATIONMASTER'S nine-- year-old nephew his collected 304 hand-made

brackets. Las He swops them with his friends for cheese-lubels.

A THRUSH which nested in at boxing-glove at Hillgrove End is being taught to answer

The telephone by a local auctioneer. Strange encounter

Self-conscious good beto muy degenerate

renity.

DIETETICTA colussal

(From an article.)

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about-town whe took dianer friend's but off to himself, and

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it to her, Kick it out of inevitable

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motash fur of Two of yval own ecuflet, a fok presented by Reich The day of justice and the handle,

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German

police so far have been unable to find out who is

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Across

2. 4. 10. 10, 18 24. 20. You near the phrase slot these areside evenings, (3, 6, 9, 7, 4, 6, 4).

7. It describes room that when t

to be found in the tube 10

muh-hour last night, (5)

#. The kind of beng toúna in

Midlandia field this week,

th

12. aquirtei mantailty ta shown by

this kind of person. (8)

14. Many e

15. lienry

one

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which started here. (3)

1. Friends of Rupert Bear will be able to do this at parties Annouriced yesterday.

(3)

20, Beauteth without the Hesita

improvement, (4)

38. Funfern do their utmost not to

do thin (4)

River produces Dries. (D)

30. The end of honesty. (BY

1. My eye irá mudo the fools

othe other.”—Mzobath.

(0)

Down

1. Everton—or Arsenal--ODS

these rony ba the big

the day. (4)***.

a. This was the big

Optance de forgero.

of

feature of

8. Your cucumbers are all fully

by now. (5)

Fantirar stivali ras

3 in about it weak or so you'IL

-thinking of a Christmas

8. Garutod. 101

You raight 887 Mr. Wilson

the Bocinit tuachide in bla report (7)

11. goo often with Avi.'" (SE

19. This national symbol' has its

points (7) TRANDA

10. Duuten the cards or burn

and, selis. 15ITE

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the Acres pren, "181 RAN

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b) there. (4) 25. Rat i wn

this, bas bayi

hot.

that

EWERY cricketer know?

moment of confidence when

catch an easy

comes gently towards him. So it was with me when I read that a python. everywhere on its way to a South American zoo by sea. had been placed in 87,312 BOOKS were borrow charge of a butcher on board. women under I saw the catch coming. I took ed by men and 42 from Sluke Oppersleigh It serenely, murmuring, "One library during the first 18 weeks man's meat 15 of 1965.

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McNaught Syndicate, & American Legion Magazine

"You're Home! bank henyrus! I've been searching all over town!

YOUR BIRTHDAY

SATURDAY, JUNE 9

By STELLA

ORN today you possess that touch of gentus and You must BOR

take upon yourself the responsibility to develop your talents to the utmost and make the most of them. By nol applying yourself in working toward some major objective, you might You are versatile and will find it never reach the desired goal. comparatively easy to do a number of things at the same time. Don't make the mistake of becoming a Jack of ull Trades and master of none!

You have, in addition, a real talent for business. You may not appear to be a financier in disguise, but you do have that happy faculty of being able to find profts in something which others might not consider a remunerative occupation. You are quite sharp when it comes to nuke a deal and you are never the one to be left on the short end of a contract.

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You are one of those independent souls who will never ask for help and advice-although you are ready and willing to give both. You have a great deal of personal pride, too. Your home and family ties are strong and your kin can do no wrong! you are ever in a position of public trust, make sure that you do not permit family ties to put you in a a difficult position.

those boven on this date are: Leopold Auer, violinst: Among John Howard Payne, and Willlam Kossuth Steiner, composers: Lottle Pickford and Leslie Barnes, actresses; Henry T. Eddy. educator; and Francis M. Fitch, poet and jurist.

To dad what the stars have in sture for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide.

SUNDAY, JUNE 10

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)— SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. Church attendance this morning 22)-You may spend the after- should bring you spiritual in- noon paying Sunday calla, It's spiration. Have a family dinner an old-fashioned habit, but it Afterwards

can be fun!

CANCER (June 22-July 23)- Friendly relations with your close neighbours should bring you a pleasant and happy day.

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) Take an active part, it asked to philanthropic lo to some event of neighbourhood interest. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)- You will guard your budget if you are wise. Don't let ex- control your travagant ideas actions.

LIBRA (sept, 24-Oct. 23)- Plum on going to church this morning and perhaps having family dinner at home after- wards, another man's

DARTWORDS

week Journey starta in BUCKB and ends 1 BROS. You have to anake the abort Journey by rearranging the other 40 words in luch a way Lhat the relationship between any word and that best to 1 L governed by one of the six rules

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RULES

1. The wond

Lamara Pay be

the

word that preceden it.

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3. It may be found

by adding öle letter ta,

от subirnoting one etter from, ut changing aso eller i the pre- ceding worí,

4.11 may be, daso- clated with the preced

START

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BINS

COWARD

BUCKS EAR

VURGE

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DECEIVER

DOES

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ing word in saying, simile, motaphor, or association of ideas. 6. It may form with the pre- eeding word a name ớt a well- known person, pisco,, or thing in fact or letion,

9. It may be associated with the precedleg word in a title or

in the actiuit of a book, play,

or other composition.

HIED

WEAK

WOLF RE

WAV

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LONE

A typical succession of words might be: Bau Pan Peter Blue Send Brent Boat Lent Advanced Progzwaned.

On the way you should meet the author of spur.

(Solution on Pago 20)

QUICK QUIZ- Over to you

1. Bensemble three 8'x, two My, two I'm, the P and one E lo make an everyday wordenne ko

2. Where Is NEWEL amelated with BISER and There is FELLOR allied to NAVE TEATA

2. a traveller went from London to SCHIPHOL and thence to KASTRUP and FORNEBU, Where did he

go and bow wan he likely to kavo trATCLICKE TOZU NAI Datingaish between a CORRALSTA COROLLA and ́s COROLLA BYZENI

PIME, BTS GHARACTERS IN BRANCH OF TURIR AUTRES LEIuliiorel Mr. Folly, Chopper, Buckle- berry, ihn Cheri Basmrden Worte. KT-1 ME VDEDUCTIVE VANAGRAMS

equivalenim & WIB ̈*• # 1, 186 #3 on through the algiabol the adžing value of the six bitters of a bersain bezmonania, and it iksele sdded valnie in many doables what is the word ?

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SCORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov. 22)— This is a cultural, intellectual day. An inspiring sermon may give you some good ideas.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 28-Jan. 20)-Don't be yourself away through timidity or lack of in- terest in your fellow-man. Get out and meet people.

AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 191 -You may be able to contribute something important to a com-

nunity meeting today,

Offer your services and help.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 21)— A

and a romantic coctul day one if you are so inclined! You may and true love where you least expected itt

ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20)— Take care of your health and let down tensions. You will need

next renewed CHETTY week for gotive work.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- You will make some new friends today, and perhaps catch up with some others you may not have Been for a long time.

PORN today, you are the very prototype of the honest, reliable soul who can be depended upon to do his duty without questions. You like to get at the truth of asking unnecessary the matter and are never confused by the exterior appearances of anything. You know all too well that appearances can be

satisfaction deceiving. You enjoy learning merely for the acquiring fresh knowledge. Actually. It matters. very little whether or not you make use of this knowledge! The fact that you have acquired it is what counts!

of

You have a great love of the creative arts and, even though you yourself may not have a great deal of talent, you are eager to encourage those who do have that spark of genius. You would make a fine patron of the arts. You also have the spirit of adventure and especially when young you always are trying something new and exciting. You enjoy travelling, and probably will visit most of the far places of the earth during your lifetime.

You are inclined to be a little too inhibited in expressing your own Innermost feelings, You have a magnetic personality which attracts people to you, but you are not the one to make ther advances. A little timid, you need to learn to be a litle more apontaneous in your emotional reactions toward others.

Among those born on this date are: John Jacob Astor III, Edwin Arnold, Braneler; John Morgan, noted physician; Bir author: Caroline Hazard, educator; Henry M. Stanley, explorer, and Virglala" Vallie," actress.

To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select. your birthday star and redd the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide,

14.

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· MONDAY, JUNE 11

GEMINI (May 22-Junė (11—

SAGITTARIUS (Noy, 23-Dea. Anticipate

romulls 22)—The more you “but” into *excellent from all your efforts just now, your job today, the more you The rewards

especially are bound to get out of !!.. exelling

results depend upon you.

*CAPRIODANTM (Dec. 28-Fan, CANCER (June 22-July 23) -You might een be a Utte 20)-Build up your contacts adventuresome, and anticipate those whose interests are Hood results on

Briar to your own to find fronti

bapplies LEO (July 24-Aug. 29)—AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19) One of your best days this Take the initiative today and month, no lake full advantage you will and that you will pro

teking the Kad of everything that fate has to t

your offer you. A offeira,

VIGO (ABS. 24-Sept, 13) PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 21) If you or mnite - your wor

work You may

have important effectively, you! wind excel ahopping to do Find Bergairie,

yourself (on the job.

LIBRARIANSKAR Lavanco BYRNE, 12-Apr;":20)-

24-001.22)-(30)

Combine business and plessure This

today with advantageous results fore 髓

youro zboking 11AG

can do an exhilarating day, you will and that your ne advantage

BOOLPAD (Oct, 24-NOV. 23) TAURUS

your

You should, nau that inclusi Be- practical (a lish morning, values are important even te Don's indulge in day dreaming, you go about your everyday for, there mucha important

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

W

How To Lose

1,400 Points

By OSWALD JACOBY

THEN West Rx the jack of spactes W torluy's hand, South gunned that West held a ive-card suit headed by A-J-10 or perhaps by "KI-10. Th case, East would have A-x or K-x and would block the Bull.

South therefore played low the dist 1m the dummy al trick. West"contluued by “pid- ing the 10 of spades without South apparent thought, and wavered. On the basis of emotion rather than of thought. South play tow once more from the dummy.

West

This was o futai evror. now took the ace and king of spades, and continued with the rest of the suit. East saved his hearts and the ace of clubs, and West switched to hearts when he had Anished with the spades.

BAST (D)

0

NORTH #Q763 842 *J782 474

10

WEST

WA

AKJ1004

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SOUTHI

402

A 100

AQ84 4KQJ 10

North-South vul.

East South

West Double

Opening lead-3

1 INT.

Pas Pau

North Pass

South could take only his two red octs, suffering a penalty of 1,400 points!

It was all right for South to duck

the Art spade, but he should have put up the queen at the second trick. It East had started with A-x or K-x, the suit would now block. More impor tani, if West had doubled mostly Because of

of a strong spade auli

the (૧૩ w case) }{

was vital to put up the queen of spades to avold disaster.

If South had won'the second trick with the queen of spades and bed Immediately tackled clubs, he would have made at din- Icast a spade, a heart,'a mond, and three clubs. This would have saved 1,200 points!

♥CARD Sszicho

Q-Thà bidding has been: North Frat Sortla

West

1 Heart 2 Clubs 2 Dmcs. Pass 2 Hearts Pony 7

You, South, hold:

AK 71°W982) SAKJ85 484

What do you do?

ABid three hearia. Your bids shows hand of 10 to 12 points with three or more hearts.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

AK73 MAJ2 OKI853 454

What do you do?

Anayer on Monday

TARGET

NER

AHO

TRB

[ROW many H-words of tour-flotters

you make the from

fetters in the so umre on the left? making mach Word the

pich" "of the mali sanates may be used oneO any, Bach word met contain contre the large-felter · La Che

sebare, and there: mwas pu least one pine-letter word in the Alst. No pigrita: no foreign words; no proper name. TODAY'S TARGET: Bf words,"

Würde, . Very good; 10

worda, atcellent, Bolütles on Monday,

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