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JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Brilliant Card Reading Wins
By OSWALD JACODY
TODAY'S hazul, played by John
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J. Parish of Centralia, 1, a remarkable exercise in curd rending. Not one player.in a million would have the aculeness and the courage to make the winning play as he did.
West opened the ten of cluba, and dummy won with the aer. nexed the king of Deck).T
elbs from dummy, and West discarded the deuce of dia monds
John thought a bit about this discord and come to a conclusion. As a result, he clered his hand with the ace of spades and leg
the syn of played the
dlumonds. West
six of diamonds, innocently, and Parish played low di miond from the dummy.
The seven of diamonds thus held the trick. ark whs now for. Parish to develop easy enough diamond tricks to assure the slam contract.
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Opening lead-♣ 10
dummy's king or queen on the first round of that suit
It may
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Why did West, o gool player. discard the deuce of demonds at his
Arst opportunity? There
WOMANSENSE
By France-
of printed Loose turtle-necked slip-over "Rascasse",
a swimsuit of the same material, worn
collection. - Agence sportwear
Prease.
"Hip Blues"
Can Be
By Patricia
Compton
GOOD EATING HABITS START
CHILDHOOD DAYS
IN
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
ONE summer, a mother, Braised Stuffed veal: Order à Viennes mix fine-chopped
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foods
and
a Viennese Cabbagef in a 2 qt
pealed small onton, top. ground monosodium glutamate, 1⁄2 tsp. anise seed, I tap, salt, 1⁄4 Lap, pepper, 3 tbsp, vinege and sugar, Add 3 0. 212 tbsp. water; bring to a quick boil.
Meantime, fine-shred 1 (2 lb.) head cabbage and drop into the bolling water. Cover and boil gently about 10 min; or until erlap-tender.
the Drain off, but reservo quld Serve the cabbage im- mediately. UBQ the liquid] combined with tomato julce for a cocktail.
rolled, Duat all over with sent him to camp to "build a mixture of 2 tsp. salt, i top, up," for he wAA under- monosodium glutamate and 4 weight and lacked
Slow-brown in 2 the tsp. pepper. energy usual to boys of his tbsp. meat drippings, shortening
or margarine, age.
In a heavy 2 qt, kettle, put a Within A week the camp mixture of 1 c. diced celery, 1 director telephoned and asked chopped green pepper, I minced her to come for the boy and carrot and 2 minced onions. take him home. The reason? Place the veal on this. Add 1 Не wouldn't cat the well- pt. boiling water and 2 beef planned appetising
en bouillon cubes. Cover; simmer joyed by other cumpers. The about 3 hrs. or until almost only things he liked were steak, tender. pens and polsives three limen s day.
Add 12 peeled small white food That's the only
he'll potatoes, @quartered peeled and 0 pected small eat at home," his mother sobbed carrots
with salt and as she talked to me. "I thought onions. Dust he'd change at camp."
pepper. Cover again; continue
PPE to simmer-cook 35 min.
Slice the meat. Arrange with overlapping down the centre of
the a platter; border
the with Make grávy from
the Finally, after consulting doctor, she started the routine
begun that should have
baby days reducing quantity of food he liked and vegetables. serving him a small portion of the residue left in the kettle. some other food at each meal. The doctor prescribed the right vitamins to stimulate appetite. Gradually, over the
learned to ent and ordinary foods.
"Otherwie."
years,
jike
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as his mother
observed. "Bl could not have
Kone
one away to college and would have been socially unacceptable all his life."
Dinner
Chilled Tomato Juice Braised Stuffed Veal
with Gravy
Flaky Potatoce
BUT-
The Chef's Fruit Compote
Make this an attractivo vice by using good-sized shallow glass muce dishes. Use 3 tinned colours, of contrasting frults such as peaches, pear halves and green plume. Arrange the fruits in three parts and garnish with cherries or prunes,
Wash Your Girdle Carefully To Keep Its Shape
By JEANNE D'ARCY
TOW times have changed! superior to what they were in
HAnd thank goodness!
we've just An article finished reading, on women's figures and how they were Fruit Compota Ginger Snaps kept in line in bygone days,
Viennese Cabbage
Coffee Tea
Mijk
All Measurements Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Serve & to 0
Banished
fashion assistant's gentle but perceptive balancing. the latest
weir 12 cards in the West hand, trends depress you? Do inquiry about your hip measure- right hip-bune.
ond There Was 110
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West to throw a diamond unless he was trying to throw declarer off the scent.
West surely wouldn't throw a any four-turd Jlumend
from holding in the sull; it would be clear that he couldn't afford the discard.
West surely wouldn't throw a diamond from any short the sull; he might holding in need the card, and he would have many sofer discards avail-
ie in spades a heuris
Hence West would discard a diamond only if he had all Ave of the missing diamonds. Parish came to this conclusion and put it into operation, making a dif-
cult slam contract
♥÷CARD Sense♣
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What do you do?
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15 have only points in high carda.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
MAQI ARJI ėsi KJ96
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
.THE. WAY
by Beachcomber
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10
exercises to
movement
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Foll over to your As you do this put your right hand behind ༣༡༨0u guze longingly at an
the first two on the floor, and raise your left exquisite model dress, only weeks are the worst. Once you hand. Then roll over on to the
discipline left hip. Repeat the to turn away regretfully in have
for that period, your from side to side about 20 times. yourself the knowledge that it would
test hurdle will be over and the
THUMPING make you look "hippy?"
rest will come easily. reason why you There 110
Here
are a few should not rid yourself of these
help you:- "hip blues and nequire a slim. boyish look. It will need plenty ROLLING of perseverance, determination and self-control. You will have to cut down on "goodies", and devote at least half-an-hour a
10 day
slapping. rolling and thumping away unwanted bulges. if you are feeling apprehen- sive, just bear in mind that ex- quisite mode! It will be worth vvery thump and refused cho- to be able to walk into D shop and try on a dress
without choice your
colate
BOYS'
الحياة
ex-
is responsible for our clamation.
Cretan women, for example, bandaged their
from forsos to achieve the waist to hipa smart look for 2051 B.C. Wher's more, they slept right in bandages
those
those days.
So you
Girdles are softer, lighter and as beautifully designed as Jin- gerie., Even
more important, they're washable, and many are can rinse fast-drying them of night when you do your nylons, put them on next morn- ing
Girdles needn't be washed nightly, but they should be loundered frequently. We men- tion this because women who about lingerie, are fastidious sometimes alip
up on girdle- washing.
In laundering girdles there
few things to keep
Closo slide
are mind.
A
The centuries rolled by and, by
10th, great the
had progress been madet
up
for
ira
fasteners, remove unwashable trimmings and de- tachablo garters. Üso enough" detergent in lukewarm water (100 to 110 F.) for rich, activa,
suds.
.
Catherine de Medici designed a metal bodice, perforated ventilation and hinged. like a elam, to make her figure shape She stepped between the For thumping, it is better open halves and a maid mapped If hand-washed, squeeze suda stand upright against
them shut. Levers squeezed her the to a fashionable 13-inch waist- through the garment, Spot-wash wall, Select the part of
heavily soiled areas by rubbing We
add that the anatomy which is to be reduced, line
with dry might
detergent and a soft and then start thumping, first device weighed 40 pounds!
By the time of Scarlett O'Hara brush. Rinse twice, In an auto-
washer, use a warm Lie tai on the floor with the on one hip, up to the count of
the Civil War, gure numture setting and a 3- stretched arms
out sideways, 20, and then on the other. You and
were boned then draw up the knees under will soon get into the rhythm of controlling devices
and had laces. Milady clung to minute washing cycle. In a cons- chin. Keep your spine 11.
a bedpost, held her breath and time setting but don't put the the floor, then swing SLAPPING touching
laced together
garment through the wringer, the knees over to the right, up
You can either do this your could hardly breathe.
Gradual again, and then to the left. Do
Improvements were Dry your girdle away from self or, alternatively, get soine- this for 10 to 20 times,
and, by the 1920s, the direct heat. You can place it flat Now sit on the floor, with legs one else to do it for you. It is made straight
of you and more effective if somebody is girdle began to emerge as the on a Turkish towel and uso an arms stretched sideways. Using does it, but less painful if self-garment we know today. Current electric fan to speed drying. I
models, of course, are vastly you hang it to
clothes-pins over clastic areas. for imposed.
Remember, if your girdle is to cop its shape and yours-it should be washed frequently, But frequent washing is A daintiess rule, too,
In front
of
the
your
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Blinky's New Chair
-It Was Just Like The One In Canary's Cage-
By MAX TRELL
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"My goodness!** Honio said after they had followed Blinky ond Hanid the down another one of the tong with the tunnels that connected the kitch- shadow-children turned-about names, went down en with the dining room.
been walking at think we've to the old apple tree slump
mile!" the back of the garden, walked around the stump three or four times until they found the door- bell-rang it and two or three minutes Inter were saying good morning to Blinky Mule.
As usual, Blinky was wearing his dark glasses, Blinky didn't
"Hurte
ту like the sunlight has eyes, makes them smart," he in decided to substitute reading always said. yesterday,
The dark glosses Hooker's the whole milk- of considering and-music question, roferred to Polly."
M CARROT
The council
"Ecclesiastleshopt out the sunlight.
Something Interesting
the case of Lady Phoebe How- (Beachcomber News Agency,)
and the Incorporated
land
Coarse Grovel Trust versus Twenty Years of Uproar Bollinger and Cranion, Mrs
They played as if they really meant it. (Müsic critic.)
Feipham, the Hedginglon Gas- works Study Circle, and Ad- enim Sir Archer Gadget; Mlas Connie Tuck intervening.
mean it, they sneer
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WHEN they do not really In this case it was shown that they play, shrug their shoulders, a dredger licensed for mu- raise their eyebrows, and fidget collecting purposes had been abominably. Sometimes a mem- Illegally used to convey the ber of the audience shouts to a Arlington String Band by water pianist at the end of
agricolus,
Dolo
to play to a hend of cowa at passage, "Did you really mean milking-time. An Injunction, that?" "Mean what?" asks the O tornatos nimium, WELC #pianist angelly. "All that," mays bona norint,
wax the idiot, în opera. It & different. granted, with a stay of enfeof. Nobody imagines that a Tristan ment and demi-btirgage.
like a coal-heaver really means all he says to a greal pudding of A treat for the Bulgarians an Ipolde. It is well known that
once tid in Rustaguzzi RIOTS broke out in the undertone to Broccoll when he
Da
Bulgarian town of Skopcaje opened his mouth to bawl. "Any while the roading of the List of more for the Simplon tunnel?” Huntingdonshire Cobmen, spon-
not
sored by the British Council,
If so, was taking place. Owing to the Impossibility of translating the ANY consideration we may be
Fines,
"Good for you." Blinky said. Walking is wonderful exercise, of it! I never can get enough
are Just think how lucky you to be able to walk."
was
until
MAGAZINE
tween the floor and the ceiling was the interesting thing that Blinky wanted Knar? and Hand to look at
"Why. It's a chair!" exclaimed Hanid
"No, it's a swing!" said Knarf. Blinky stood smiling happily puzzled as he looked into the faces of his two friends. "It's both," he said. 'It's a chair anki u mwingt"
"But no one ever has a swing inside his house," said Hand
"A tree can't," said Blinky.
Cheerful Follow "Oh yes! I know some one "Everybody can walk," sald who has a swing inside Knarf.
house. And he's a wonderfully too-singingT. cheerful fellow,
chirping, chirping, singing warbling all day long.
7
his
mean, In his
she
Blinky invited the Shadows to come into his workshop.
ventional washer, use the some
don't
clip
Short Cut To Beauty
A
T last here is a beauty
expert who belloves that the business of being beautiful should be FUN. If exercising bores you, dieting makes you depress- ed, or you are too tired at: night. to cream your face; American Lilly Dache says: "The heck with it!"
The basis of real beauty," Mias Dache believes, is enjoying life. In England we A Small Room
call it vitality, the French-. the canary! Le right Just then, arki at last,
my man christons it joie de they reached Blinky's workshop. It
cago and his cage is his homo," story books, climb into
Kharf and Hanid had to agree winging chale and sit swinging vivre, but in America they was a small room: Blinky's tools
and reading until it's time to go to bed. I know I'm going to love call it FUN. -hammers, saws, chilsels and that Blinky was right, "Come in, my dear," Blinky screwdrivers were lying pl} "It's really a lovely idea, this it." now said when he saw Knarf over the place. The floor was swinging chair that I've just
And the more they thought and Hanld standing at his door, covered with bits and chips and built. Aller dinner when I've
finished washing all the dishes about ft, the more Knart "I wam't expecting you but I'm shavings.
into my Hanid fell that Blinky Mole was delighted you're hore. As
And right in the middle of I'm going to rot matter of fact he added, "I've the room-hanging halfway be- pyjamas, and myself some good probably rightl got something very interesting to show you.”
He led them down the wind- ing stairs until they reached the main parlour. Then he said: "Come on-follow me, please. The interesting thing I've got to phow you ia in my workshop."
So Knart and Hankt follow- ed Blinky through all the rooms in his house. Blinkys. house wasn't at all like an ordinary house. To begin with, it was all underground. There were
no windows in it and the roots of plants and flowers and grass all stucit down from the ceiling. giving a very odd and upside down effect.
The Queerest Thing....
the
they were read in A pilno has not vet reached
But the oddest and strongest, English, but with an attempt at a Bulgarian
accent. The a point where it will be desired queerest thing of all about
[the house, waa that all audience thought they were able to give any indication to
the public of, what is going arooms were at the ends of long being ridiculed, and protested
kin in our minis, qu
tunnalal And there wee dozens 1, Q-RI, my: 8, Q, B, B) or KD louky. Police were called matte.
sund, teed kanun-qad, to clear
(Mr. Hugh Milson, M.P.). of rveIDAŤ
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Rupert and the Winter Woolly-23
"Rupert is how very inquisizive, not a bad name for them, hà So you want to know "Thom caterpillars,” he cries. ** 1-5; laughs. call them Winter Woollies. Why nil about them. Well, you may come with ma and End out if you do they obey you? Have you come all this way just to fetch like. Lu's mo”- „This time he opens the window, stands on the them? Are they very precious?!". Jack only grins more broadly, will taker tiny whistle from his, Winter Wondles, ah? That's.") walet and blowa; a high, note.::
ALL RIGHTS" "AKIESVIRK
Another New Rupert Adventure
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