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This Funny World
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, ́ MAY 28, 1956.
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"He didn't touch his ent food tonight. We'll have to take inventory again"
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by Beachcomber
DURIED beneath
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as not to
gome seven cont rmind his knees in order hundred www.f thirty-four to be able to take off his shirt
In- les the Beres of chatter
go formation that it is difficult to open an umbrella with dignity
high winct.
in
Try inverting
more quickly, or doors backwards, have to turn round on coming out immediately after going in.
the umbrella, Not his idea of pictures with the handle resting on the Kround.
Kneel
the pove- "IT On
In thankless Eusk tu! try to bring Art to the
By OSWALD JACOBY
TTS hard to Act why West
never bid diamonds in 1 day's hand. A sacrifice bid al ve diamonds would have gone down only one trick. This would Tenzinable enough, Bince
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South should have made four spados,
West opened the king of dia- monds, and South ruffed, De- clover next drew two rounds of trumpa with dummy's king and queen. So far he was still safe, When he then drew th third round of trumps, he duomed man.
wis
South Garw that he couldn'l afford to lead low
A
beart
towards dummy's queen,
would refuse
trick.
West and
| South would be stuck in dum- my with only one trump to get the lead back in his hand and with the hearts th unestab- lished.
WOMANSENSE
BIBLICAL THEMES
A
INTERPRETED
IN ISRAELI FASHION
· By BETTY WILSON
SMALL collection of workshops oft un Kulakling which will be on sate in Lon- casual fashions and American and English orders. don before the summer is over.
She believes that the collec- These are in vivid Colours accessories designed in won shows the influenco of its Spanish plnit is one of them--- Israel and brought to Lon- country of origin in colours and and have overskirts made of don on the way back from fabrics, which reflect the long crisp black coiton
lace. For eight months of a Mediterranean television a highly successful sales summer, as well as the spark- the same designer is also show- campaign In New York Tg clarity of the desert nights. ing a shocking pink felt skirt, showed how happily modern
slotted with vertical bonds of Her chime
black faille ribbon, which just
be
a
South therefore had to lend the nce of hearts and continue with the jack, forcing out West's king. This set up the eight of hearts in West's hand as eventual stopper. West return-
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ment, and while you are gently releasing the catch, your hat people," said the sculptor who
will blow away. Snatching at presented his "Democracy"
3. and half-blinded by
ilberds saloon,
you entch your elbow in the that it was being used a hot- small opening of the umbrella,
statal A council which set up Struggling to release it.
you statuary symbolient of the re- overba|ince and plunge hend
of the borough" development the foremost inte
opening, outside a block of
has flats sunashing two of the ribs
of been told: "We don't want Art. AL We want a playground." the National Liberal Club they tell the story
#roup of chldren who were taken to the Tate Gallery The inaster thought it advisable 10 ani- nounce the treat as an afternoon at the pictures. "They were all stills," said a disgruntled child to his parents,
A
are
the umbrella and tearing the fabric. An Interested crowd collects,
few pennies thrown. Applause Increuses as you roll, entangled in the torn fabrle, Into the gutter, where a policeman arrests you for caus-
obstruction. ing un
The few pence will go towards buying a new hat and a new umbrella- if you still care about umbrellas.
Diary for 1957
vel. 3: Rabbit reported In Epping Forest, proceeding north. wards, Forest burned down.
A:
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While-puper voters' apathy. Scheme to pay people to vole for somebody
Oct 12: Strung measures urged to end terrorism in Cyprus,
18 gan-
Oct. 16: Competition ised by Clovevament for sugges- tions for a Mahle East policy. First prize, for best VERSTION,
a ton of word free".
Nothing to do with me
Do not follow the argument | of the man who has butli Himself a house will smudj win- dows at floor level,
that He
people cannot look
night as well he at
UTI the ground to speak to a friend, In case the Friend suddenly lands on his hrad, or wear his waist-
NÓW rowdy words of
lettern tour
ur more can you make Fom the letiers in the
guar on the left in making yach
The word letters In each of the small squares may be tied oute unty. Ene word must contain The large letter la the centre square, and there must he At least one nine-letter word in the Hist. No plurale, na foreign words;
proper DATOCH. TODAY' TARGET: 24 words. good 29 wards, very good : 32 wurde. excellent. solution tomorrow.
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YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
MONDAY, MAY 28
יזין
Your
for
Bui
DORN today, you have one of those You will be mest content if you H
qules. alert minds whiteb
Father f the professions. pi. recognisēn A problem instantly. Though you do have a knack seeins to know exactly what to do nitnicy naking which may. during and set witte more impulsive tisan without hesitaiton. You are.
wartier rats, put you into frade, commerce or trance. actually, a is always wise, but an a mile you ance u have reached your goal of manage to get out quite safely from security you will want to take time under my predicament Hulo" which
But for the leisurely artt your basty action may have placed you. You have better than average fortune when it comes to good inatters Involving risk
You have a strung emotional nature and will be happlest if you wed quite early in life and have a large family growing up around you pus you work toward, material success in your career or profession. Yuu at. ways do your best work when cheer. ed on By those who think you aṛa the "tops" and are always ready to cammend your every action. Actual- by you are good but you also like to hear i
Among those born on this dale ate: WilBan A Buckingham, Carly Connecticut
Amella governor; relaimer: vemer.
Robert ard and Harry Ilz, actors; Thomas Monge, pool; Louis AgamİZ, mifiuralist; Freilerick Fraley, finan cter: Avery' flopwood, playwright, md the tenne "quintuplets.
To Nahat the
stars have be kire for you tomorrow, select your birliday star and read the corres ponding paragraph, Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.
TUESDAY, MAY 29
TAURUS
CADE 21-May
21)~- All educational, clentine and travel mallers are fine today. Make some change you have been anticipating.
GEMINI
22-Junt (May
21) Success should "be yours, provided only that you put forth your best efforts in exhibiting your falents,
CANCER (June 27-July 23). Partnership niatters should be high- ly rewarding. Combine business with social events If you wish.
LEO (July 24 - ARE. 23). Being co-operative and friendly with those who are interested In your business affairs can be helpful, VIRGO CAUL 24-Bepi 203- Original, creative ideas will have merit today. Promote them and put them into operatiost now.
LIBRA Sept. 24-Oct. 23) If you are job-hunting these days, you may find exactly what you want How. Sell and, set ú good brice,
ACORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov. Stick closely to routine and the chances are that you will do better Then if you are loo experimental.
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec, 22)-- You may find that there is romanice in the air today. Make the most of
it and enjoy yourself.
CAPRICORN" (Do0. 25-Jan.
A good
20)
time for financial gaine. Make some money, while the making
i good! Ting for profit-taking.
AQUARIUS (Jah, Ki-Feb,*= 15)-- You should be able to work
personality and charm
your
in goiting
Just about what you wans noür.
PINCES
CHESS PROBLEM
By J, HARTONG
Black, 7 plecat..
White, 9 pieces.
((Feb-20 20-MAY21) - White to play mate in three,
Gel an early start, put every ministe
sa work for you and you will make
Solution,{" Saturday's
pocinarily time in directions, problem:
You A to attend a marg 1, 0-B2, any 2,Q, or LIST
SOUTH
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West ♥
North
East South 1
2
Fass Pas
3 A Pass
4 A
Pies Opening lead – ♦ }
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ed the ace of diamonds to knock out declarer's lost trump, and South could take two more heart tricks for a total of eight tricks. The defenders took the rest, defeating the contact
the
South should Vitave led queen of rearts from dummy before drawing the last trump. It West refused the trick, South could draw a trimp and con- dinue with high hearts, winning
11 Wicks.
اد مرید t Want
the could
queen of he hearts.
do nothing beiter than to return D heart. allowing his partner
10
over-
becomes
(derived
evenings at home,
and traditional design can luxury garment when the tradi- shows the ruffled edge of wool
allied-and underlined tional design
from Jersey pantaleties, in a match- how seldom they are.
Jackels worn by Tibetan ing colour, beneath. For these clothes, mude sand-coloured hand-woven wool,
monks)
is interpreted in pade
designers
CLASSIC, EMBROIDERY
Hand-carved
silver buttons
of
19
Teddy Tinling is showing
before the
in hand-woven wool and em- Each seam is bound with faille brief little skating skirts which broidered with gold and ribbon and put together with will be on sale in Manchester, silver in designs which date minute faggoting. The hood is Glasgow. Nottingham, Brighton
shaped into a becoming bonnet and London long back to Biblical days, com- at the back and the buttons are skating son begins. bine timelessness with the handcarved from olive wood. modern casual look,
One of his prettiest is a brief slirt made Nor do their
of crocus yellow felt, printed with little shock- uim at constant seasonal
ing pink hearts in an all-over changes. Working with new
dotted design. Others are made of black fell and cut Israelis from Tripolitanis, traditional in pattem and made
so that they swirl out from a flat hip Kurdistan, Morocco, Tunis, by native silversmiths, fasten a
striped long after-siti Jacicet made
yoke: these are
with Persia and the Yemen, the heavy black wool edged with a
bright ribbons which end in chief designer
Fini and of classic Yemenite m- L
tassels, (Mrs
have a row of bright tassels running round the hip Leitersdorf), who brought boidery the traditional block
and white. This embroidery the
yoke, or are embroidered with collection to London, the
a spiral swirl of blue, shocking the same 19 that which for and twenty-five other
pro- many hundreds of years
pink and green sequios, which with catch fessional
the have trimmed the
the lights as designers
trousera sight like Victorian
her skot. achieved
panialettes-that wearer goes through something that
ing steps. the Yemenite all over the busy women
women wear. Again, traditional earrings, For polf work will appreciate-that hand made from
silver, Anish classic designs-like the Jean lovely, wearable and the black rouleau bel wound Donald skirt-will be presented
round dateless clothes.
stender black wool in new fabrica. These include which Bergdorf an excellent brown and black Goodman has exclusively fur mixture flannel, as well as New York. This dress is als course hespian weave tweed in shown in white wool
Jersey.
nut brown tones which has been Both are edged with bands of imported from Italy. gold and silver embroidery
the embroidery identical with which edged the gowns women wore in Biblical days.
WOVEN IN NAZARETH
Mrs Leitersdorf's "Desert Coat," for instance, will be seen in Bond Street or Fifth Avenue and will look
is
on
Jersey dress
has
Tinling's
LOUNGING CLOTHES
there
For wearing at home, are Jeons and skirts mode of
The topcoat and evening dress sketched on Agures are from the small collection of casust fashions and accessorien which Mrs Fini Leiterndorf, chief designer for Maakit, the farwell design contro, showed in London on her way from New York. The siriking coat-made of a crisp fabric hand- woven from wool grown in Israels Maskit's famous "Desert Coat." The evening
dress
is made in sample black wool Jersey. A self rouleau belt is tied so that it defines the waist, Neckline and hem, are gold embroidered in s traditional pattern that dates from Biblical times.
#
The interest that International right in both places. Yet it store buyers have shown in this the same kalan woollen cloth.
The smaller sketches reveal some of the newest designa made of Israeli wool, small collection means that the which are given sparkle by the
for sports wear next winter. Top: a new felt skating skirt hand-woven in the work. Israil Government will be able
by Teddy Tialing aliowe jester stripes of yellow, blue and red pie introduction of
Bome gold to settle more weavers, silver-
failto ribbon on the black felt ground. Centre: A new skirt, Nazareth, and, smiths shops of
metal thread. A flared skirt und wood-carvÚTB
which can be worn for both casual and more formal wear, made of vivid tweed-thin, in- though it might have been Israel. Their products are otcidentally, is in the startlingly
is made in Italian tweed in basket weave. This is in tones evolved in # Paris dress confined to fashion. In addition
of becek brown and black woven through with a metal thread. bright tones of a herbacious salon, is almost entirely to her admirably designed co-border has the colours picked
Jeans are also made in this new fabric, Bottom: For television evening at home, Estrava shows bright pink fett lection of clothes Mrs Leiters-in inspired by the traditional dorf aleo showed a magnificent up in a few swirling sequinried
skirt, worn with isce-edged wool jersey knickerbockers in the streaks. coats which desert tribes hand-woven rug.
same colour. The skirt Is alotted through with black fallle This vid patterned with a striking design will be able to find them com- The girl who likes alacks men wear.
ribbons which tie in little-bowe above the ham, based on primitive
painings bined with a booso Bergdorf Goodman
bilities Tiling says this matching
will are found on cave walls during re- selling this coat in New cent orchaeological
jacket in a new wool patterned not be on sale in Scotlandt. surveys.
Tailpiece: There's an idea in Also on display were brilliantly with huge cheeks woven through York in red earth brown, coloured bedspreads, each con- With an undertone
black, the ribbed wool stockings which of sisting of four panels by Kurde K
Ankle-length pants, made of Frederick Starke's model irile
are wore on the first day of the re-, have atan weavers, Incidentally, these wool with a gold thread
striped with gold on black and cent Fredrica collection. These hooded cont are customary marriage gifts. blue or made in natural
brightly
eranberry red. These are knitted in bright colours coloured hand-woven wool and
are close fitting
and can be worn rolled below embroidered in silver in o tradi-
Vivid pink
the knees. wool slacks- strictly for home wear--have e A pre-view of next winder's strip of black faßle running up the centre of each leg (o vio in casual sports clothes and ing-at-home slacks and jeans bows on the hip pockets. An as well as flat-heeled sports coloured season lies ahead. Indicates than 0
other idea from Teddy Tinting shoes, which, since they can be brightly-
are trews made of worsted in a peeled off in a few seconds, new brown and black tarton suggests a new way of keeping Estrava ore showing como called "Brown Watch." Out of one's feet and legs worm in cold wonderfully attractive felt skins deference to Scottish suscepti- weather.
black or natural.
In London, Harrods ordered a similar
of
be on sale for summer cruise
rulf the dummy. South would | ilonal design. These conta will eventually lose a club trick, but he would win 10 tricks with the greatest of case.
[♥÷CARD,Serie♣♦
The bidding has been: South West North
Eari
1 Heart 2 Clubs 3 Diamonds Pass
You, South, hold: MAI VAKQJ43Z #QJZ 45
What do you do?
A--Bid four no-trump. You want to be in six bearts if North has an ace. You will stay out of slam if North is sceless.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the 'some as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
474 WAR QJ41 OK JD 52 40
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
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L. They keep the shape in your
understandings 1. (6-8)
4. Bpot for refreshment. (3-4)
. Old pictures bepedt after a visit
to tawon. (9),
10. It may describs, 20 a way, violet
rayu, (61
15. Oupla owns one. it's said. (4)
16. A story with tale ray be under- stood. (9) „16. Warried. (5) 19. Most oftan. (7)
21. Noin silon in a mix-up. (2)
22. These number are never oda.
23. Ancient law-maker; (4)
Dow's
́1. It's 'building any building
(D)
2. Evan puŭding-drink, to ita
health (4-5)
8. Also (8)
́4. Most of the bekr,, (9)
̈D. Stout noGH, JEDNEJ) - (9)
7. Housewives? (chqtor. (6) |-
5. Near--010ss to Abercsen 1-(8)
11. Nothion, tight about 'this. (8))
13. Thanke; ja
whors, for the
18`E`ija niɛd]
wear.
The first promotion venture in New York was
successful
50
that Mrs Leitersdort made last minute plans to show the ori- ginal models in London, before lying back to Ismel to start her
BOYS'
WINTER CASUALS
AND
Blinky Mole's House
even-
GIRLS'
Living Under The Garden Had Its Advantages--
By MAX TRELL
THE, wind was blowing, the Iran was falling. It was as wet and dreary a day as ever could be.
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Knarf, the shadow-boy, looked his skier Hanid. And his sister Hanid looked at him. They were just about to say: "What are we going to do to- the telephone be- day?" when hind
the bookcoec
began ringing
Special Telephono This was very special tele- phone. Only Knart and Hanid know about it.
Hanid got to the telephone first,
"Hallo," she said. "Oh, it's you, Blinky, Yes, we'd love to come. Are you sure it's warm enough? All right, we'll be right over. Good-by, Bunky."
"It's Blinky Mole," said Handa to her brother, "He wanie ua to come down and see him.”
Filled With Water "But Blinky live under the ground," said Kaart: "It's rain- His whole house, will be hed with water, "
"I'm sure it' won't be," said Hanid, "He gold he had a fire. going and everything was 'bright. and cheerful,"
So Kharf and Hanld wrapped themselves up warmly
ATXI dashed across the garden and finally when they reached the stump of the apple tree they found the little door that led to Bilnky Mok' underground hosine, #
"Come in! Welcome!! Blinky called to them, from the bottom
of the stopeka,
Bright And Cheery
“And sure enough, a fire was blaxiner'cheerfully in the parlour
kand
a^morning
What made tliem different was that these stockings Mero worn with high-heeled pumps
MAGAZINE
windows, Blinky, how can you
look outaide?”
Blinky smiled, "I can look outside. I can't see the trees. and gardens the way most But I really don't Blinky have to look out and see trees I live under gardens. them," Blinky pointed up id his "Of course, it is a dark house, celling. as houses
From the celling in Blinky's Blinky. "But, on the other hand, bis house, Knart and Hanld could of things happen in my house see the roots of the trees and that I'm quite sure never hap- plants." pen in any others."
when the sun is shining and people can. the birds are singing. bade them sit down and make and themselves at home,
"Living
20,"
sald
Chuckled Againi
Blinky had a kettle bubbling over the cheerful fireplace.
Blinky chuckled heartily and
"It's all topsy-turvy," said threw a fresh log on the fire Blinky. "For instance, 10st before he settled himself down spring and hero Blinky comfortably in his chair again, stopped to chuckle again. "Last
His Different
spring, just about the time the last of the snow had melted and In an underground the ground
was beginning fo house is different from living in soften I heard
up,
little one above ground Az most scratchy noise in my parlour. Is just people do.
It came from Bitlo crack in violet to be, never comes into the corner of the
the ceiling.!!
"So you said
Blinky She happen in other folks' houses.
"The sun
my house but then neither does wind or dust or cafe or dogs.
What
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BEAUTY HINTS
By PATRICIA COMPTON
1. A touch of rouge will help to disguise à double chin. Try bleaching freckles with a mixture of equal parts of lemon juice, olive oil and honey.
3. Keep a sliced lemon in the bathroom and rub briskly ལ་་
the hands
4.
over
you wash them.
help
to whiten
remove any stains,
each time
This will
thom and
It you have a greasy akin, try using an astringent be fore making up. This will help to preserve your make-
up.
5. When applying lipstick, al- ways outline your lips with Hipstleks brush. No matter how careful you with a
nover
line.
6. Learn
7.
the place for a little.
"Blinky sald,
see,"
"A v Was it?" asked Knart. "things like this 'don't usually
quite
liko
I have no windows in my house, was growing the wrong way, At least I never heard of them 'I can't see out, it's true. But She was growing down instead happening. Not
then I have no windows to of up. I turned her, About, of this wash or : curtains to hang or course, The next morning she Knarf shades, to draw."
"But you haven't
and
Hanid smiled, wis peoping out in the shadow They were suro' Blinky wis gut of the apple tree stump, which right.
Rupert and the Winter Woolly-14
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reathes the “window, where it clings in nig muskuni...”
to a pale peglanj Douait please, Rupert pleada:69 Frially, WAH 10 get away from us? helado want to show them to my whispers: aking the leaf, ha; Mummy, Bret'
MARIEMONTE WESERYES
Another. New Rupert Adventure
RUPERT and the
.may tro
lipstick you
achieve
.to
will
à clear smooth-
relax your
your eyes. You will find it helpful if are engaged on close such as sewing or Cup your palms
over your eyes and relax untit
you can see nothing but darkness, Blinking also helps to relieve eyestrain. Great cars should be taken
to the when applying cream to delicate skin at the corners and underneath the eyes.
tap on Gently
the cream with the tips of the fingers.
do
wonders for
A good hard nall brush will rough or pimply legs, After your bath, soap the brush well, ark! rerub
your vigorously, until they begin to glow. Dry them
with a brisk towel, rubbing and massage with handeream.
9. To remove
by
a good
nicoting stains from the teeth, make
a paste of peroxide or hydrogen and
precipitated chalk and apply it to the teeth with the tips of the Angers, Allow the * remain for about pasto Ave minutes and then brush Leeth thoroughly with д drm dry brush
the
cream
10. For the beginnet. It.
rouge is the casler.
blends vaslly into the warm tein and is less likely to Leave a sharp
ouilino,
clear 11. Powder should always ba pressed gently but firmly Into the skin.
Don't be straid to use plenty
of it. Tol can brush the surplus. Away with a soft brilahi, Par
HAPPY WISH12. Before using wax to remove
$1.00
Coleus
from
the
legs, dust Liberally with portant and DOMIDORN
difference
powder