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THE CHINA MÀIL, SATURDAY, MAY 26, 1956.
PARADE
A
COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS
STONE ACE There promises to with clubs at a period when the SOCIETY
strangers Carennac,
Sunfir
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rnled mammoth was a familiar sagat among vyebrows
at the boltin of the garden. wandering near They were Stute Agers;
the
lived us regalybes, Lot, ila
wore strings In July. 10 French int butche scientists are going to crawl into meashells and are thought to be 10 a cage there and live for three among the earliest humana weeks lite the Grimaldis.
practive tuneral services.
lats like
This despite the name, nothing to do with living Prince Rainer and Grace. Grunaidia were marrying with- ob- ut hevnces and whacking streperous guests over the heads
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Royal
Air
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Matt with A paying idea is Mr Hurry UIL- ker, u
ut ifurst Street, Birmingham, He
become what muy musculine fushion
of
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started
The 10 Frenclunen whose un- accountable dentre is to find out what the gay cial whirl of a really like Dru cavezan wors
nothing. oing to burk
They ww.Li to ransport themselven into the age before the dawn of Hitory.
So they wall have no tens or
with camping m
them. They will take no food or cook
blankets, ing utensils, matches. no turckes or other They will lightag equipment.
wochs
stika,
this
light are by cubbing sticks w- gether and for the entire three
will Hve
old un any ໃນໂວ້, berties addled buds eggs mud whatnot they can
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on the
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bottle. kny material Whether it had effect ur not on the enemy has never been proved, but the IAF craze boys certainly believed I had. embroidevel
believed The fact that they
initials on the breast pockets of A hærped to keep their own blazers. Not just the newin
ugh UCH WHITC wan nearly 14 rear gunner
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un mass produced intuals of hornie
tools or regiments or clubs, **
Couston Commond who did not but the owner's own, designed warry a few empty beer votiles 10 order.
is lonely wrret.
DILEMMA
The tale that is getting
Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN
- by Walter
First
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George Malcolm Thomson on BOOKS»
MR WILSON JOINS THE
bottle tussett overboard wnisticu 1s way eerily to the ground, bursa apon apel and ezt no visible sign of its Pr pelice. Perhaps enemy search- Riki crews were worried
searres albtu•°45{u] much for the new mysterious
Cl the unprexitetable - wespon
Who knows? Pat Certainly Marshal of the
Ai Force
**found
d- wu bousted helgehog
little
side
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when they can catch une nah cánh Ah perasional
with bow
and
big laugh moment is about
#t
the the
by
and
little girl who was born in a Madrid suburb and
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Requeried firmly (84
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13 Galu (41.
15 Distance bero a strele 187
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21 Quietener (6)
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2 Amert (4)
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Rip (4).
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Ventures (5)
in Pattern
(9).
12 Kind of window
14 Subject (5).
in Lakewarin (5)
17 Insurgent (5).
in Chaplum (5).
20 Not suitable (5).
2) Solitary (4).
22 Catalogue (4)
23 Stuff (4).
24 Uninteresting (4).
YESTERDAY'S CROSSWORD.-Across: 1 Combal, 4 Picks,
7 Aperture 8 Caste, & Hornet, 11 Essence, 13 Intrude. 15 Roasis.
16 Pans, 19 Amending 20 Duge, 21 Threat Baron, Trusted,
PARK
Order
BATTLE Things, which comes
The 14
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Last week Robert Moses decided. His unwet-- the automatule. All of which led a Expand of mothers to turn out in
New York's Central Park wan Pasg of bulldozers with prams
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Well, it happened like this
New Mr Muse
York's His big- Park Comunistener. gent headache is the puluerobiže. The cry owns a restaurant 111
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**TACTI- wan has a with alomobiles. trouble
thi There just wan' them.
Mr Адение decided
half-wor
fo
children's scrap the playground near the tavern and turn car park.
Mothers of local children wok The low thed chidren стихи fret, automobiles woond. They Moses' bulldozers blocki Mr effectively with their prums for
Then Two days.
Mr Musy
| sneaked in by night and got the
Job warted.
The mothers appealed to the
Court,
which
| State Supreine
granted an injunction remparing Mr Moses to hold off until fur- ther notices.
The mother were not alone.
Averil Governor
Harriman ulee thinks people come before Suld be it had lived Cut on tin west side of Contrat Park. I'd huve been out with the mothers and their prains."
His pronuncRENA A signi
He aspires to be Press-
the United States.
Down Crush, 2
fernt. Refulnes Precis, 5 Cents, 8 Severe, 10
dent of
12 Spent 13 Imprnd, 14 Unsafe, 16 Alder. 17 Sight.
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
SO WHAT
IF MY
SPEED IS
CALENDAR ART! AT
LEAST I
KNOW
WHAT
DAY
IT IS!"
It
fine WH
Cohen. Carmen
Her mother naturally called her Carmen, But her father, for some reaso known only to himself, culled her always Cohen. With the resuit that
The when
chuld didn't Krew
she up know whether she was Carmen
r Cohen.
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CHAMBER OF HORRORS
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John ANGLO-SAXON
TITUDES. By Angus Wilson, Secker and War- burg. 151. 412 pages.
Sin hard to be hey that there was any than
Robinson In this rather Heath coubare measttre, " but he gave was not to be otucrs that morn
on the
fr
$11
Iraak.
published rently The Central Blue," he this the use of the "weapon"
Even if there was Welles
NGUS WILSON is the most exciting writer of Action to turn up in Britain see the phing in 11, the buys thought From the moment his talent
war.
was first acclaimed Never years ago, he has gone OR a highly re-entertalaing, surprising and operational alarming the public. Until
wam fiching.
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the
syntacne NEED
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of
stretch "Anglo-Saxon Attiludes"?
The main
abri new Dovel
This Wilson simple
enough. Yers
bofore at
opens
an archaeological fraud has
been
perpetrated in a
Su
church-
yard. Into the
tom
reventh century
missionary a dis-
recently he WAN deputy graceful heathen
the uf superintendent
Image or symbol Room at the has been insert- Reading
ed
thin Upon British Museum. Now he
Laud a consider-
super- has deserted this post and
apparenty from
appointed himself full-time curator of the Chamber of Horrors.
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breakfast focd.
manmade AUIT plistic ene, te
the 18 also
youthuy
swent Ave 10 convince
that
where
Le
this e quad one the have
motogpaan or
LEON and workru on to the Mr Hitler does not keep a stock inotasands of men
Li Each one of errsin.
is serially mine Some traucie
people supply minions of men their own designs, others fast utterly unliveable without thee television sels, plastic pre-spring The tonigh lea.
and VitamiinisERİ, Suspenders
Kl Homoge.hised
pre-digested soup.
with Many are not sandedi Inte but want something to
of the retched them
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Mr
says
There are
1idere.
21 where it with
has
Wilson's If
CASE, Chamber of Horrors is world, as he reveals und his novela; the novels one who has been lian amateur, They
professional. York Limes leader. Announced support himself The Times solemnly: 'Mun Needs Nature “
Just Wore PEUSING ween by the headline on a New 11
dolent scholar,
as a last roused
POSTARE TOMENT
INTY
From the British Museum to a different world...
which centrul deception
theory been built.
able structure TITONEVUS History- cal
has
of
the the it in
tom.
Gerald Middle- well-to-doɔ.
bril 11 and is now
of to expose the deception,
he has long suspected.
able and
Inventor G.
publishers.
Wilson for writing.
#
breath
Wilson has lost none of his DRUNK Toronto
art as portrait-painter of ull wants Zehman
morally
and crippled, LIGHT
be equipped deed, too much time?
Gerald.
(handi- emotionally his family
deranged. He cars to
the demon dentist capped daughter, pompous con, still with a deitente "aspirator" over he not more effective, more
When the truly himself, as part-time son with unpleasant mule modern flotion, whose drill In- the steering wheel
touches the exposed in driver's
nerve. He is still the master of the albing phrase which hurts bolore It kills.
Gerald has tolerated fraud an the to be has tolerated himself;
the dis- his fallure of his career;
aster of his marriage to a half- tolerant disgust rather than out- crazy Dane: the failure of his raged ethics.
with Dolly, who hus more time love-affair
became a "dipso"; his neglect of Has he, in his family.
Was
circulates A solar system of lesser falsities.
The result
novel of mannen,
Er satire which little arthritic, seems to be an exclamation of
is distinguished
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Q
the
the
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of
the
service and produce a brigas d then, who wonde
Ritter tal111. their old Uy for the largest company Bulge wearers are CX-service- mer el adds "Nu matter how much they said they wanted to get out of the Army when they they're That were in it, now out they like to remember the
utilt they were with."
But one of Mr Ritter's quest orders had nothing to du with
for the Acay. The design dozen blazers depicted the front of Winson Green Gaol and
pair hila the aspirator, it will turn author, of the short stories friends) and their love-affairs fallibly
than these are, with careful art, link- "The Wrong Set" the four quarters were a
ed with
the exposure of on a red car roof light to warn in of handcuffs, truncheon, h
he is over the 412-page archaeological fraud. Round that broact arrow and a convict's other motorists and police.
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alcohol-inden
Museum Tour
ART APPRECIATION.
"DON'T TOUCH IT / MAYBE THE PAINT
ISN'T DRY YET!“
BY HARRY WEINERT
"WHAT IS THAT MODERN MOUSETRAP DOING IN
THAT BEAUTIFUL
EIGHTEENTH CENTURY DRAWING
ROOM 7
"WELL, IT AINT FOR NO EIGHTEENTH
CENTURY
MOUSE,
LADY/
He is at the brilliant mimic of the recent of a period, the clap-trup of pedants and publicists, the slang of modish cliques and the jargon of the criminal fringe. Wilson has too' acute
an ear to make mistakes
In these maklers.
But stretched to the length of four hundred pages, these quali- ties become less important than the power to sustain and claborate a story, or to explore and chart a character.
Anglo-Saxon Attitudes dazzled one reader with Its brillance and kept reminding him of lis length.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE ART IS FOR THE AGES - THEY THINK ITS STRICTLY FOR THE BIRDS.
DO YOU THINK THERE IS
ANYTHING
INSIDE?"
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YOU NEVER CAN TELL THEY PACKAGE THINGS PRETTY FANCY THESE DAYS
COPR. 1964 BY GENERAL FEATURES
COAP, IN.WORLD RIGHTS RESERVED.
SOMEONE BROUGHT A COMIC BOOK.
HAS IT STOPPED RAINING?"
ANY PORT IN A STERZAK.
"LOOK AT THE
CONDITION IT'S IN! THEY'D EMHER
SEND ME A
NEW ONE
OR I'D GET MY
MONEY }
BACK?"
18TH
CENTURY ENGLISH DRAWING
ROOM
FROM HANTS MANOR
H'S ENOUGH TO
MAKE A MAN WONDER IF THE MODERN AGE
IS AN IMPROVEMENT
OVER THE GLORIOUS PAST.
LES GIRLS. By Constance
Tomkinson. Michael Joseph. 15. 245 pages.
RACK home in Nova Scotia Dthey never reailsed that pretty little Constance, daughter of the minister of the United Church of Canada, was in Paris where the cultural opportunities are wide and varied but let Constance make the point her own admirable way:
in
"My father was so proud of me that mother had to restrain him from rushing out and tell- Ing the Sunday School teachers, the organist, or anyone else in
who the congregation
would listen, that I was in the Folies Bergore!"
Constance wao-let there
no equivocation-a "hooter"
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in
troupe of Anglo-Saxon lovelies (aho calls them Basil's Beauties) who drew male money and opera glasses to the theatre, in various Continental resorta.
Sha Rive 14 deliciously humorous account of a pilgrim- ago which was punctuated by the howling of wolves, Latin and others. Constance's photo- graph provides duffelent 'Ex- planation
Yet the diverted render carrion away the Impression that, with the upbringing of the manse in Nova Scorin behind hit, Constance was never in-serious moral danger.
GREEK FOTTERY
THE LISBON EARTHQUAKE. By T. D. Kendrick. Methuen, 21s, 170 pages.
THE story, pathetic, dramatic and comic, of the earth- quako of 1753 which killed 15,000 people in Portugal, deton- ated a theological explosion Chow could a good God act with much cruelty to His children?) and, indirectly, Lock Voitalia Iri Candide to ridicule the notion that everything is niecemarily doe the best.