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This Funny World
"Ugh I couldn't stand the thought of all those little rodent skins on me?"
BY • by
THE
MaNaaral Syndiesto, Iss-Ö American Legion Magazine
WAY.
Beachcomber
ume
COME vernal impolse,
demon in the blood is the unly possibir explanation of rokehelly C Sure! Esg's invita don to Mimate Supanti la meet him for two in the Ketile un the Hob tea-rooma
Her bcceptance, gracious within the bounds of decorin, announced that she would be there at 4.30 Yel, can one not hear, between the lines, the merry, merry pipes of Pan May not a round of butterest czie) be stepping-stone to Romance? What need of words when
Trembling hand at the tea-pot is the reply to Suel's opening attack, You look very
inust
O season of bied and blossom, be our Munsie's elly against that won devotion to departmental
which blunt balderdash adrews of the little god
The social scene
The
AM told Tha1 Il certain Merry man who had per- munked himself that the use of certain words and phrases would a of aristocratle stamp him birth was
wcently introduced It lady of great neuge. was very careful in his speech, using all the words and phrases which he considered "correct. But, to his chagrin, the lady used at the modern vulgarisms ? Can he trust his to break as he says, "Another
middle-clas share-shuffler who Wiz piece of tunst?" Cam she accept
behaved the proffered delictcy without exactly like the writer, making that blush which is the charme Agonising efforts to choose his ing ensign of a fluttering heart? wordmuch to the great lady's
aunusement,
his voice t in the most cheerful manner
TARGET
M
C
O
A
T
D
HOW DANY
words of
four letteri
or mure enn YOU MANE from the letters in the Aquase UT the left makius encti word. Dhu letter in each of the be used once only Fach word muxt contain The targe letter in the centre pebate, and there must be at least one oing-letter word in the Ist No plurals; no foreign wurds,
wij
jantes mas
mu proper Danies. TODAY'S TARGET: 11 words, good; 18 very good: tf words. murds. excellent Solution tomorrow.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION Agony ahop alone. sito ANTHOLOGY pool oloat goak goat pouty halo hott hulp foot holly hoyú lugvun Joan loath lugan long jean loot foth outh only onto talon tango theng tog tunal tool toon war.
presen!
Cocklecarrot's
T
ambiguous ruling
TS re-processed rpinach a foud De- or a food product? processed spinach, we all know, reverts to the fox category, and one would assume that when it la re-processed It reverts to the
processed food categoi with which includes all food
nre
the exception of 17.480 item listed as food produels which
tol
standardised 11: processed foods. But Cockle- Carrot's recent ruling leaves loophole the size of a 4ft, rent In a giant's trousers. And
je
it
Warough this loophole that a
lady has poked her exquisite head, to proclaim that what she bought is pre-frozen
boltled
potatoes re-processed turned vut to be a product.
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, MAY 24, 1956.
CROSSWORD
Across
i." Inka the -- 10 'hand and
waive the cost" said Omar, (4)
• Quiet ride main an overwroo jung atm (5)
Blecoy card game. (t)
It's capital for Transjordanı but sounds like one tudividūmi. (D)
11. The
sunnary Whal
gretty good.
0
MOUNICA
The river is in the middle, 191,
No tastenicant matter, (d)
Orin Koper | (anag)) (V).
They around the salutiy, (D)
It's the best part of the whest,
(4)
in doanq for pudding, car
The humble cod provides 15. (3)
Divorce olty. (4)
Hure without sign. (3) 1her oppone the
It room to the mill. (0)
Down
1. Her lore atory has been mad
great play of. (B)
With conoɑru. (9)
Koop your bouer, ben, kote | (4)
care if this is nuttoed 1 (V)
ago in. (B)
8. Honottra. (0)
10. Pinancial
wizards made (SYN
a lot out #551 thon (7)
12. Bug
makos
tor
Esvinnos, (7) 20
17. UnutaUAL HAS
18. So o mon UNA had one. 1IGH 20. Pit Is
huntin people
(0)
KJOR
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Good Swindle Makes Slam
Hy
USWALD JACOBY
WHAT
would you do if you had to play today's hand ot six spades?
Naturally, your Brst impulse would be to raise an eyebrow at your partner for ins bid of four spudes on two queens. Perhaps your next impulse would be to give up.
South believed "while there's lite there's hope." He ruled the opening heart lead, led a trump
dummy, and returned the queen of clubs.
East stepped up with the ace of clubs and returned a heart. South ruffed again, ruffed a low
WOMANSENSE
TRY A PONCHO FOR THE
BEACH
Holiday tent and beach wrap rolled into one, this attractive "poncho" is a useful addition to ang seaside sullcase. You can wear it after swimming, or as a shade when the sun is strong Our model, Jackie Cahill, wears it and it is wide enough to undress under on the sands.
in sunshine yellow candlewick.-London Express Service.
A HEART ATTACK MAY BE A
BLESSING IN DISGUISE
COMETIMES a heart at- By H. N. Bundesen, M.D.
tack can be a blessing
who
with one or two sharp begin in disguise.
Awinges of pain. This is quick Actually, about eight or nine replaced by a dull ache which out of every ten persons
may be hardly noticeable al- suffer a seizure will survive, though it will continue for some While severe attacks may bring time.
and leave the crushing pain person gasping for breath, many initial seizures
relatively Breathing will be completely Some victims are barely normal and any fever that de- mild aware of any change at all end velops will probably be so slight
That's symptoms.
the блоге
ore
If the attack is just
the to send enough scurrying to his doctor.
un-
next attack might be worse.
much
3
such By
A doctor should be seen quickly as possible after symptoms are experienced. various tests, including an elec- trocardiogram, he'll be able to determine how severe the con- dition is.
In this way, he'll be able to guide the pallent's future acti- vities in such a way as to en- hance his chances of avolding a second attack. This may mean relatively little alteration from or it may his present routine, mean strict curtailment of a too active life.