JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Three Suits Are Squeezed
By
OSWALD JACOBY
TRIE end post on in
today.
hand will interest students of game. Bust became squeezusi in the suits, one of them being trumps.
Perhep the grand slam con- tract was a trifle ambitials, but 1 certainly wasar unzenscanble. South happened to be J. G. Rips- tro, famous Wichita expert, and nobody has ever accused "Hip" of being an underbidder
West opened the jack of clubs, Hipstan hopefully put up dum- my's queen and won with the ace when Bast covered with the king. Declarer then drew two rounds of trungas with the ac und king.
Leaving one trump out, Hips Ira now tosled the spades playing 1 to
king. We'
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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, 1956,
ALKAUFMAN McNaught Byudioaim for
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• BY THE WAY
By Beachcomber
HERE is a Customs and Excise
to
ruling which seems to me prove, If proof wore
needed:-
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For the future, tax will not be charged on double-alded hat and coat racks with a rel!, or the lower rail in the case of racks with more than one rati. not acre than four feet three inches from the ground. In the case of racks with more than one rait the highest ralt must not exceed Ave feet six inches in height.
So K
you are thinking of smuggling in a treble-sided rack with less than one rail, not more than, and only five feet two Inches from the top, declare it as a bit of culpture enllest "huponderability."
Chalk, soap and gravel PLANNING experts (ye gods!)
will tell
you that it in customary to mi disused gravel and chalk pits with refuse, That why there In such rumpus going on about the ill- ing in of a huge chalk pit neur
Walmsley with chalk Even
gravel would have been better,
1
By STELLAs the moment the pit is full of chalk somebody is bound to start quarrying all
over sgoin whereas ( chalk pit full of gravel would be what Councillor Golightly has well called dc. terrent A local paper printed the word as detergent, and the
a various soup people wrote indignantly to say that there was gravel h their no trace of products.
filly recognise but try to Title This in not too good an idea cither especially
when come to Lear to be a title Your affectiona more spontaneaut and responsive.
You have a good head for business and are not me to get left behinal
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den! You seem to understand the economies of living, and know
to save You realise that Juw penny saved is also a penny earned be theit. but also fearn how put your saylugs to work for yeni
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those born on the date are Guiguelmo Marconi, Invender; Oliver Cromwell, statesman; Princes Mary of England; Justin Fawards reformer, Edwi Robert A Selik mat, cediwanist, Joseph Bell actor; nel William Deering manufacturer
To find what the sluts have store for you tomorrow, select your Lily star anıt read the coires.
birth ponding paingraphy. Let your 411
iday star be your day guide.
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F.NJOLA (Sept 24-0et 43)- There is a tendency to be rather exe Travugarit today, bat Kuanti ORBITANT it Vill be gimi intel
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yet Le tactful enough to keep the pence, all will the well
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After
The Cocklecarrot Report
TODAY is published the 734- TODAY
”!! « interim report of the Cockiccarrol Commission on Egg-doing.
questioning 134.926 people, the commission arrived at the tentative con- clusion that to stamp an egg with the date on which it was WA 160 lald would be playing into the
of the however,
code stamped In woul have to be
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consumer.
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prevent the code leaking out,
The term new-laid," says the "need not be taken to report. mean fresh. The words new- laid refer only to the day which an egg was laid, not to the day on which it arrives in the shop." Radio newa
containing pots of The crate jam was amushed, and the jam poured over the platform.
(Now Item.)
TT is what the radio maniacs call jamming the station.
WOMANSENSE-
Australian beauty queen Beverley Proweo displays three models from a recent dress show of new nezson's styles.
Left: Beverley in "Mediterranean Cruise“, a plain blouse and very full skirt in spotted blue cotton poplin with a matching sun hat that can also be used as a collar.
Centre: "Lobster Pluk”—an Italian jersey three-piece with whlie-and-tangerine striped
trousera
Right: Another view of "Medlierranean Cruise", This time Beverley's "collar" in a bat. -London Express Service.
Recipes For Succulent
Now is a gond time to serve
thuse herty,
succulent, thrifty spareribs. They can bes prepared by several cooking methods and with a variety of accompaniments.
bit
Stuffed Spareribs takes a of effort but it is well worth it when properly prepared.
Spareribs
To prepare 3-4 portions of braised spareribs, have one side spareribs and place
in buking pan.
PUT YOUR LIGHT FOOT FORWARD
YOU'LL put your light
foot forward this spring-light in weight be cause of wafer-thin leathers and light in colour because of pale tones used in the nowest shoes,
Pumps and sarciuls designed to complement the allm slihouette and fabrics in your spring clothes show sufficient variety to please those who proter lower theo; heights; high riding vamp: bare or naked looke
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a combination of two colours or two textures, Noticeable slim, trim line in the now shoes, often with a trim, triangle look to the front and straight at the sides, The spectator pump has a now softness of line, use of colour and leathers.
Heels in
new city daytime flats show from one and one- eighth to one and five-eighths Inches high. Modium, high and very high heels show straighter Hines both for inside and outside
hools curves. Narrow
and loes often give new pointed slinness ใน
Adt spectators By ALICE DENHOFF
vanced shoe styles show very littic curve in the back of the cut In finger-size pieces, barbo-
heel.
The light-weight flexible cued and served with the sauce
leather sole is as fine as the in a chafing dish make excellent Mix together 12 1913 ench leathers used
and in uppers appetisers and party snack fare, oulon salt and celery salt. 1⁄4 tunned to show Irregularities To serve 8-10 portions of tsp. each garbe salt and pepper. and true markings of the leather. barbecued spareribs, have 5 lbs. A tsp. ground sage and 1⁄4 tsp.
tints off-white
look tecry spareriba or short ribs and be majoram. Sprinkle on both sides. To serve d, have 2 sides of
fresh for summer; sure to select
particularly meaty ribs. of spareribs, Brown at 4257 F spareribs d brown on both Sprinkle with salt, pepper and 10-15 min.
there are palo beige to caramel and brown, a beautiful range of sides under the broder. Sprinkle flour.
water blues. both sides with salt and pepper.
pinks, palest Place side of ribs
orange, red and lovely shallow baking dish.
Sometimes two Place in a roaster and cover Mix
д tsp. Bait
ple times create Interest in und 1⁄2 tsp.
with 2 medium onions, sileed, pepper with 4 c. melted but Combine 2 tbsp. cach vinegar and potatoes around
Arrange whole carrots, onjuns shoe or attention may be cap- ter or margarine,
mcat c. finely and Worcestershire sauce, tbsp.
tay
smooth tured by the use of with chopped onion, 16 e, finely diced salt, tsp. chili powder, 1sp. pap- wan and baste with stock in pan.
ப textured or grained Bake, coveret 30 min, longer. teather in the same colour. celery. tbsp. snipped parsley or rika, e, tomato catsup. 1⁄2 tsp. oelery tops. I c. milk and corn each black pepper and
anndals evening,
and For red
Remove r and bake 30 bread (made from 1
and standard pepper 4 c. water.
bareback styles show off the foot rain. mo
Turn vegetables recipe or 1 plg. mix) crumbled. Pour the sauce over the meat, several t
with new glamour. They have during baking. (More milk can be added it a
Cover and bake at 350 F, for
Jewelled heels and chow many It ma moist stuffing is preferred.)
leather and colour combinations. the In extending their lines, new shoes have kept pace with
In
4
Place stuffing on top of ribs in dish. Pluce the other side of sparerfus over the stuffing. Bake at 325′ F, 2 hrs, or until meat is tender,
Barbecued Spareribs is a de- licious dish,
when prepared
especially according 10 this recipe. Incidentally. spareribs
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Judy Goes To Market
-Teddy Reminded Her Of The Things She Forgot—
By MAX TRELL
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 207- TUDY. If you cos hard your own position, J
CHESS PROBLEM
By L SCOTTI
Black, 13 pieces.
White, 10 pieces.
White to play mate in two,
Solution) to
problem:
yesterday's
piled high with bundles packages.
and
a
who was Mr Punch's
"You're certainly bringing wire, was all ready to go
Teddy the shopping She had her hat and lot of food home," cent on and the little push Stuffed Bear said to her.
wagon that she always used to put the groceries in.
"I've got so many children to feed I don't know what to do."
Kharf and Hanid said they the lady who lived in the shoo
would like to go with her.
Take Turns
"Of course," said Judy, "You two can take turns pushing the
wagon.'
of
said. "I've got ten quarts milk, six dozen eggs, ten loaves
live of bread and
pounds of butter"
The shelves were filled
It was
wonderful market.
with
tins and boxes of such things as
Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, old pease porridge, curds and
came up at this moment and asked if he couldn't go too.
"Certainly you can come." said Judy. "You can remind me of anything that I've forgotten to buy."
whey, plum pudding, black-bird pie and green cheese imported from the moon.
Green Cheoso
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Her arms were piled high
with packages.
Add 1 e water and reduce bout to 339
and boke, covered, for 1 hr.
yellow,
bluc
bluc
, necessary to add a 2 hrs. Baste occasionally, turn- tittle me water from time to ing the meat once or twice and time. removing the cover during the
reens.
last quarter hour of baking to from pan and make gravy from fashion also.
Remove meat and vegetables
brown.
liquid in pan.
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Super flexibla "If you mean Mother Goose," court with new roit, tapered. too said Judy. "you are right.”
"Now, Teddy."
said Judy and 'illusion'
rendy when they were getting
hool. Sherry, to take all their packages to the Calf. Teddy, the Stuffed Bear checkout counter, "you were wanted to know why Judy had going to remind me of anything "Oh yes, I'll
tel" be glad
to come to the Super-Duper that I forgot to buy." eried Teddy. Then he suddenly Market for things like green said: "How can I remind you of cheese and black-bird ple. what you've forgotten to buy it I don't know what you're going to buy in the first place?"
Bul by this time
they were
1. Q-RI, any: 2, Q, or Ki all starting for the market. #atca.
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"It's the only market In tite world that keeps things like these." Judy explained.
"I bot I know who owns this The way to get to the market market." Hanid said. that Judy always went to was "Tell us. dear." sold Judy, to squeeze behind the bookcase, then go through a narrow door
in the corner of the wall. Tho market was right there, on the other side. A big con Big read: Super-Duper Markel.
Crowded Market
Knarf and Hanid, Teddy and Judy all went into the market.
It was quite crowded. Judy met quite a number of her friends and neighbours, She waved to Mother Hubbard who was buying biscuits for her dog.
Мга "Why there's
Sprat!!" Judy said. She pointed across to the ment department.
Hanid sold to herself "Jack Spratt could cat no fat. Els evito could eat no lean. ..."
She was glad to ace that Mrs Spratt was buying a roast beef and a fat gODBO.
"Now they'll both have a good meal," Hand saki half aloud, ́.
They also met the lady who
| lived in a shoe, Her orina ware
"though I'm sure you're right."
Honid said that she was sure that the owner of the Super Duper Markel was Mra Goose.
Teddy wrinkled his brow, "I think you forgot rowley powley, gammon and spinach.""
"So I did, so I did!" sold.
Judy
Later Knart and Hand won- dered how Toddy had remcmn- bered about rowley powley,
gammon and spinach,"
"It's all in the poem about the frog who would a-wooing go,' Bald Teddy, "Everybody remem- bers that
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