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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1956.

This Funny World

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Beitsogta Byndinnen, Izs

2-24

"Oh, I'd love to go out with you tonight, Tommy-

but unfortunately I'm married "now"

BY. THE . WAY

by

TEARS welled

Beachcomber

unbiken

16

Thy eye when I result

the

Timber

Jitter ins with which

Tacings."

will

• JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Echo Play Has Exception

BY OSWALD JACOBY

WHEN

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defender Iranka

winning card, his partner

willi “blend

landscape" particularly

They will blend

the thatched pylons ar with Tuse-twined aerial musis

Ench rustic bin should have an aged yokel in snuck i charge of it, who would drive the full bas o forte-cart to the nearest clearing station, whore T*{ccu{#zt{ }iefres t{rwst'i{ Balkans would empty them During the emptying a record of Joan to the Maypole wild be played

Tien away with up all 1 Ze Okle Latter Bingen tos a pint of Froolijoy There might you be are bridal tatter Car nival, where villagers m Plan- Lagenes costume would peit each other with cartorte of bus ticket: and paper Ung-

Elementary calculation

the time the Coal Board is

is supposed to signal age. Be to the traute the tube

trierat

davurigeinení

The

partner drops a Pugher tard

Chan necessary to encourage und

, say, £737,054, 008 175 44 (nel coal is up Yo

157 13% 3

drops the lowest possible card on station will have bee

to discourage a continuation

There are exceptions to all rules E bodge and the ruler

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exception

West opened diamonde.

thic

XY

The SUNWA and Etta won with South dropped the queen, und

Fast had no trouble in reading South for the king

East looked at the dummy's strong trumps A clubs ami decided that spades offered the only hope He led the wee of spades at the second track

of

West dropped the deuce spades on this intek because he

couldn't be sure that it was safe to signal with the King of

दुर Such signals have been known to 17:71 trick

East looked long and possi inistically of the deuce of spades and shifted once more, back to

WEST

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Puss

diamonds this time. Thereupon South drew trumps and got rid of a spade on dummy's facit of diamonds. South made fame

and rubber; mentally crediting East with an assist.

spades trom

or

of

I should have been clear to East that only a spade cun- offered any hope, tinuation

West would deuce or no deuce.

the deuce play properly

KC-Q-2

from it would still be East for

to make allowance for the possibility drat. his partner couldn't afford a elenalling piny, A spude con-

would defeat tinuation

K-10-2, and

proper

contract.

Wretch

WASTE

dealt one of the bitterest blows. career, because hardly will be ables 1

such stuff. A+ They on

well satd. The mail man by gefrabusing from lavish expeixiture 011 luxuries, van de more lu check inflation than the Government A few millions, denying them- velves light, warruth, food an shelter will have more effect the national economy than any curtailment of such Government Brojects

the £30,000.00E funbel under Lake Windermere, 16 new £1,400,000 TIENT To The Ministry

Bubble Or blowing."

Oh, I say, look here!

WHAT FLIN

Cabaret singers

In

YOUR BIRTHDAY ... ... BY STELLA

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18

old bunch PORN today, you have rich keen that

intuitions that at times it almost for you. becomes acrond sight. I you always follow your

than Bunches rather Ewaiting for other more slow and deliberate minds to drade for you, then you

will be a jump or two alread of your nearest competitor. tuck. Some people may call it Actually. It is your especial gift trom the stain,

Your

talenin interesia And

Ho matnly in the realm of the pits, be they eary, musteal ur Dramatic- quile bly a combination of ail three. It is likely that you will be drawn to the stage to one form or anultier, either as an actor, writer or even a producer

working overtime

You are not as careful with de taled work as you might be anal, unless you can have a curp of people to carry out your planks to the elfer. you may need to do some of the firestuive work yourse!!! Your ensutions are not as steady as they might be and you of the fair sex -- since you are nitracive-are

Limes aldered rather flekle and hoortless heartbreakers Yel otter you have made your choice of a inate, there is no une more devoted and loyal than you.

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Among those burn on this dale are: Hichard Harding Davis, author: Clarence Although it would

Darrow noted defexce Booker T Wasisinetton, not see that you were the type to attorney;

educator Austin String, dramatist, gu into business, you will discover that you have a natural talent for Charles M. Schwab, steel magnate;

actress; and Wendy Barrie, making money. You seem in know

John when something in good and are You Maron, statewĽSACĪ able to poi

long before others can see the potentialities of a uraject. Here again, your uve judgment corner to your rescue.

looks like What

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ARIES (Mar

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To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres. ponding paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide

THURSDAY, APRIL 19

22-Apr

20

There are deceptive elements in die ale, but if you are smrveypstive, you to spot thei

TAURUS (Apr 21-imy 21 This can be a relaxing day for you. with the wrejahasis on pleasure... even romance if you are seeking

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)--- You may the adventuremanse now if You want to. The stars are smiling and unor any Dog will work t

1

CANCER (Juke 22-July 23)-- Although things may appear can on the surface, there are serupting elements underneat

(July LEO

24-A06 23)- thinking Don't deinde Yourself to everyHome is fee and dandy Keep the puble

Haw.

24-Sept interneta,

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Show

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YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION

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LIDRA (Sept

23)

24-044 *** Inay br mrse double-talk around about, but if you are astute. you can see through it clearly

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22) An active day in which your çarevi can be advanced, especially if you OTE retall seilfig

BAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 22)- Don't be fonted by something that shines like gold! Be sure thai

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before

JIN,

CARPRICORN (Dre. 23-Jalt. 201 Y can take a chance on thing adventuremate tonlay The stark are smiling on your pirumpects

AQUARIUS (Jam 21-Fel 19)- Be sure that you exibe all the

facts of only prognition offered to you at the time before you accept

PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 28

1 v are calm and collectra

npite As Brand

unexpectedly.

**

You all the all right

CHESS PROBLEM

By P, A. KOETSHEID Black, 10 pieces

White, 8 piecta. Write to pluz Solution problem:

male in two,

to yesterday's

1. P. P. ang. 2. Q. R. B. Ki, or P wales,

WOMANSENSE=

DANY DAZZLES....

NEW women are born Joy- in beauties, but most

F

CAN A

MOTHER

STAY

LOVELY?

No. 2

on a three-day diet once a year

By EILEEN ASCROFT

eam achieve an asion of tween meals beauty with careful groom- rules. ing, sparkling good health And here

and vitality.

French Alin star Dany Rubin is one of the best examples 1 know

and young wire mothe who achieves radiant beauty through good henith

of

Her good looks do not come In fact, out of pots and bottles. who uses absolutely no make-

up, except mascota.

Exercise every day in the fresh air," is Dany's No. 1 rule For good health. She dides each mortdog.

Your own exerche la much more likely to be walking the baby's proer in the park, but it is the regular exercise and į the fresh air that count.

A sensibly dog and lols ut cold clear water to drink be-

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

}

A Truly Magical Home

-But What Other Kind Would a Magician Have?--

M'

By MAX TRELL

to

Knart and Hunid sat down on either side of Mr Merlin, W have J have Just

been

IR MERLIN. the Magnificent

"What

like would you reading how a millionaire and

Magician, lived behind the an actor fought each other bookcase. He had his own house have?" Mr Merin said.

out

there which is not which of the street to find

"We'll have what you're hav- them the singer loved Apart strange place for a magician to ing," said Hanid. from not loving either of them, the herself was hit by

the

con-

She said afterwards that she found it embarrassing. because there was a count "who really interested her." If she could have got the count into

and then said the didn't like any of them much. the three men would have booked pretty silly.

CROSSWORD

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she

1. It mouths things down attes

the parting has (4-51

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been INAGE

8. Colour of the hull mub

10. Takes care to

19. interion The Jelly's ready,

for America garden 15.

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Chinese alty. 131

17.

the

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North

1 N.T.

Kart South PAM

You, South, hold:

AT 3532 40103432 M62

What do you do?

A--Dld twe diamonds. Your -hand might be worthless at no- Trump but wilt take four or five tricks at diamonds.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding in the same as în the question just answered. You, South, hold:

* QISS ◆K31421 453

What do you do?

Answer Imporrow”.

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the U.B.

19) One thou

#d one, repented with a BAKIN drid.

something $5 the obeť. (-)

live.

at all EL

To get to his house, you had to make yourself very thin. Then, when you Anally got be hind the bookshelves, you found yourself in a dark sort of

place which little by little seemed to grow lighter. All the backs of the books looked like little bouses with gardens and green- Houses anel trees and fences around them.

Ivy-Covered Wall

Mr Merlin said: "I'm having fried ostrich egg and a bowl of palmeul. Do try the ostrich egg. I'm sure you'll like it."

Knarf and Hanid both declured that they would rather not try the ostrich egg. "I'd rather have pancakes with maple syrup." added Hanid.

Finally you came to a sort of day. We'll ill have pancakes!" ivy-covered wall with a le

1-22

Mr. Merlin was sitting at his

table with knife and fork.

Hearing this, Mr Merlin sud- denly beamed. "Now that's 3 wonderful idea!" he exclaimed. magical because the bluebells "I'll have ostrich egg some other really ring, the snapdragons really snapped, the tiger Lilies really roared

and the TOSes. With that, Mr Merlin shouted marigolds and irises all jumped door in it. To one side of the toward the kitchen door: "Pan- out of the ground and danced door was a letter box with the cakes, please! Three big por- around Knart and Hanid as they

Merlin name Mr

Magician, tions!" He clapped his hands. There was a bell, printed on it.

100.

Stack Of Pancakes

strolled up and down the lovely garden path.

An interesting thing always

"The thing I like best about Instantly a whole stack of this garden," said Mr Merlin as happened when you rang the golden brown pancakes came Knarf and Hard were about to doorbell, Knarf and Hanid, the salting through the door along take their leave, "is that I never

with shadow children

the with plates, knives, forks, have to water the flowers. They turned-about names, always spoons, napkins and a big jar of all go to the fountain them- liked this part of their visit to real Vermont maple syrup.

selves." Mr Merlin,

Then

Things like this usually hap When they rang the bell, a pened when you had breakfast with a magnificent magielan like reading: sign suddenly t

Mr Merlin. "Come In Please."

the

door swung open.

There

קנון

After breakfast, Khat!

"Mr Merlin really is a most and marvellous magnificent magician, isn't he?" Hanid sald had and to her, brother, after they Hanid walked around Mr Mer- slid up the spiral silde again and

was were back in their own room. I! weren't any stairs in Jin's magical garden, Mr Merlin's magical house and the rooms in his house weren't upstairs. They were downstairs. Indeed, there was no other way of getting down to Mr Merlin's rooms than to take a long spiral silde. It was like going down a brand, smooth banister.

Knart and Hanid now found themselves at the bottom of the slide right in the middle of Mr Merlin's dining room. And there was Mr Merlin' sitting at his table with a napkin around his hand neck and a knife In one and a fork in the other,

Two Visitors

at

"Good moring, my dears," he nald to his two visitors who this moment were getting back on their feet.

. "Good morning, Mr Merlin,"

saki Knart und Hanid.

"You're Just in time for breakfast," said Mr Merlin,

Rupert and the Black Circle--22

The three pala crouch' in some excitement in their hiding place. wondering who will appear. "ON bother," whispers Rupert. do believe I'm going to sneeze." He tring' frantically to bottle it up but with no luck, it's no good, can't stop it!" he chokes.

A-x-a-Tchoo 1". Unknown; to the others the person from whom they are hiding is none other than, Bingo, the brainy Pup, and

· the loud"aneers 'behind, the tren ...so close to him makes him start Violantly. Whatever was that ??? he gaps. ALL RIGHTH BALLAYIP

are other

dally

Is Dany's special for sho follows

diet, which three days once a year to trim down t fiture: tea without sugar or milk for breakfast, a and a slice glass of port wine

of gruyere cheese for lunch and for dinner. During the three days she loses Glb.

"What is the secret sparkling good health for

housewife?"

sverage

uf

the

I naked

a helen. He has three good tips to pass can. le all young wives:

Explore life, don't deift evt.

an everyday rul. It is boreduna that sends

young Day women to their doctors.

SU

* DANY'S DIET shonid he ender- taken by no one withing a shitur's permission.

put.

SOUP'S A GOOD STARTER

By ALICE DENHOFF

HEARTY

ia

A always food start for

a light meal, especially if dressed up with an extra touch.

For example, have you ever served parsley strips with onlon soup?

120

To make, spread a mixture of creamed butter, grated cheese, a little cream, prepared mustard and well-minced parsley strips of bread with crusts re- moved. Bro until delicately browned.

To odd interes; to tomato soup, horseradish - flavoured spread

butter on toast. Cut toast into cubes

und out them on

bowls of soup.

clous

the

Caraway red strips are deli- with beer bouillon and Just brush other clear soups

butter and bread strips with sprinitie with caraway seeds. Toast strips in a moderato oven until golden brown. Nice way, too, of using up leftover bread!

Shrimp sandwiches are good with clear soups.

sauce,

dry

Combine chopped shrimp,

• Stay away from the frying

Never skimp your mid- grated cheese, beaten egg, salt,

Worcestershire to cake, resort day meal or

vinegar and pepper, mustard, Frull, biscuit and han snneka.

all

Toast bread allees and to taste. vegetables salads, green plenty of protein will give you on both sides and spread with butler. Place shrimp mixture greater energy,

on toast, arrange on cookie sheet and toast in hot, oven for 5 min. Make shrimp mixture ahead of time and it's easy to make #rips quickly at the last minute.

Here's a light fare hearly but not heavy.

For 6 servings, melt 3 tbsp. Your figure may be fine at shortening in saucepan. Blend BA MOBIęDÍ, but now the in 3 lbsp flour and 144 1sp. cach tim to form healthy

Add 11% eating salt and celery salt,

e. milk habits that will pay dividends

naid took unt thick, Add c. later on.

stirring constantly grated cheere; stir until chees

Try to put your feet up and Taelly RELAX for a short time This is afternoon. estry especially necessary if you have wakeful Young babies nights.

and

ኒና

Quick food tips for health and beauty cating

C.

casserole,

Include melts, orange julee and entrots for Halve hard-cooked eggs and

in bright

clear

1-qt. eyes and

skin. pare

grensed tor attractive vitalily casserole. Cover with 3 tomato supat

Moli 2 tbsp. (Com

fresh cut in wedges. 17 honey and

bread dry fruit) and at least one glass of butter, addi

* for milk a day

healthy nails crumbs and brown. Sprinkle

of the buttered bread crumbs and hair.

over tomato layers. Pour cheese sauce over crumbs. Top will

buttered bread remaining crumb. Bake at 350° F. for 20 min.

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