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YOUR BIRTHDAY.
THURSDAY, APRIL 5
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By STELLA
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1956.
⚫JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Thin Ice Helps Spade Double
By OSWALD JACONY
TTARLIER this week wo learn- ed the danger of reopening on suspicion when the opening bid of one no-trump is passed around. Here's a hand in which
I was guilty of the same dan- gerous action. It helped my son Jim and me win ft national championship a few months ago, bul we both knew we were on thin ice.
When one no-trump Was passed around to me. I hated to pass the East hand, but I also hated to rely solely on a bid of two spades. Hence I tried dangerous double.
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Jim opened the three of dia- mends from the West hand, hoping that I would be able to lead hearts through declarer,
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Declarer played the seven from chaumy, and I played the eight without the slightest hesitation.
South won with the ace of diamonds and now had the im- pression that Jim had led from headed by some combination queen jack. He didn't know the he thought club situation, but that he knew what was what in diamonds. Hence he led a small Rood diamond towards dummy.
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GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Check all sets and Habilities ber fure you make any definite decision affecting your future
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Keep your own feelings well under
control if you are to remain Wise
in making Important decisions
CROSSWORD
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1. Filoteam has nothing to do
with the BOJONE. (V)
a. Mine country. (4)
11. Bing around the and you'n got
flying. (8)
12. Becoming" bone. (9)
Ja. Ica molaed abroad on the bour
(3)
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16. Lack success. (4),
18. Proportion out of opposite. (4)
20. Often rod for a dog. (8)
22. Kereller sounda nośny, (v)
21. The airpors in duck country »
(0)
25. Groom cous break up. (9)
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4. Applar for the Stomam, (3)
b. Tenor I tutn Eastern, (01)
d. It you do this up you tell the
truth. (3)
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CHESS PROBLEM
By K, HASENZAHL.
Black, $ pieces.
White, & pieces,
White to play! mate in two,
KATINK BOXy onwer
CAPRICORN (Dee 23-far. 205- Protect your job from borbeune whi may be envious of
your progress Axsert yourself.
Hence South played low Irum the dummy. Jim now led his last diamond, and South con- AQUARIUS (Jim. 21-Feb 19-dently finessed dummy's ten.
A friendly, social day but you dThis allowed me to win
not need to be extravagant to have
good timel PISCES
with
the queen. South never got a 20-Mar 21) second diamond trick and never Make Hut to dummy for a club finesse. There is plenty of activity.
(Feb.
mire that your energies are directed in the neper channels
TARGET
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How many
words at four Jettern or more can yon só de re
The
from
letter in the ngdare on the left in making cach word the tetiere in cach of the ninall squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the large letter in the contre minare, and there must be at least one nine-letter word in the Net. No plurals; ne forelan words:
no proper names TODAY'S TARGET: 30 words, good 16 words, Very good, 41 words. excellent, Bolution Lomorrow,
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: ACRE, ACTE arch' archer archery arrect care career caret carry cart carte carter cater caterer cerd
charter char chore chart thary chat cheat cheer cheery cherry chert crate crater create
rach etect sich hectare race
race? racy ratch reach Penci retch vetráce teach teacher techy terrace trace tracer Tracery TREACHERY yachts.
We wound 11 setting the contract three tricks. ensity winning the board. If we hadn't managed to hornswoggle dc- clarer In the diamond suit, South would have taken 1wo diamonds. four clubs. and A spade, fulfilling his doubled con- tract.
CARD Senten
Q-The bidding has been: North
East South West 2 2 Diamonds Poss
You, South, hold: 4R43 97ER, 493612 4K3
What do you do?
A-Bld three diamonds. You expect to get to a slam eventual- ly, but a single raise is enough for the moRINDISE.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
AK13 9752. 4QJ532 4AZ
What do you do?
.BY. THE
Answer Tomorrow
WAY.
by Beachcomber
sugar?
MONACO, Friday.
that the higher
Income-brackets [TOMORROW is the great day, groups
and bicycle-lamps Everything is ready for the prefer
to ping wedding of the year. The streets pong bats. are crowded with motley TOMORROW: "How the Interim throngs prepared to stay up all Inder of Retall Prices affects lgbt for glimpse of to- the Overall Index with res Įmorrow's pageantry.
ference to Wholesale Family From far and near they have Budgets," by Dolly Cracketi. come, Rooding lor the Boulevard Charles III, packing The Song of the the Saint-Martin-gardens, block-
Jing the Pince d'Armes-a kay,
laughing,
Prodnoses What Tomfoolery
Misunderstood
women...
Men do .not understand
(A Alm actrem,}' Is this? The wedding is Oh, one of them gave me month ahead!
cabbage and cod For tea at the "Korden,"
Myself: I was trying t
bring of a "scoop," in my And laughingly paid for it on
humble way.
If proof were needed
more
the nod, And
called "Lent." And
The
WOMANSENSE
AFTER 24,000 MILES IN THE AIR IN A MONTH MY ADVICE IS.....
DON'T FLY AWAY
IN TIGHT SHOES
I
a
FLEW from New Orleans to Mexico with very attractive girl wearing a full-skirted or- gandie dress over lots of petticoats. She looked crisp and fresh when she came aboard, but, oh, dear, what
a sorry sight when we ar-
-You may find yourself disembarking at the other end in your stockings.
by EILEEN_ASCROFT
rived. The organdie had ed on board at Santiago, Chile, collects duet like a variety girl possible wilted, the petties crumpled. in high-heeled black patent picking up diamonds,
The result looked like a ten- shop apron at the end of a long day.
HIGH HEELS
shoes. It was hot and they were tight and in rollet she kicked
thent off under her seat.
Four hours later, when we touched down at Uruguny, 110 human effort would have got
If you are planning a flying
here holiday this summer
are two more tips, learned by me the hard way.
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if you arrive late in the day.
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Strains And Sprains
By W. W. BAUER, M.D.
Wa joint, the possibility
WHEN there is injury, to
exists that there has been a dislocation, which means that the bones have been wrenched away from their proper relationship, usually by tearing the heavy mem- branes which form a capsule around the joint and help to hold the bones in post-
to get a dress pressed tion. Sometimes this in- volves a fracture of the I solved this problem with two bone near the joint. In the dresses from Ireland. One was case of a sprain, the joint a black cocktail dress in hand- and the capsule have stout- crocheted silk. Crocheted by the ly resisted the violence and
Irish cottage women and made
Some airplanes. are bolling up into a alim-fitting sheath on a dislocation has been avert- Having down thousands of those shoes back on. Luckily I hot, others freezing cold, Out- a nylon taffeta base, it took theed but severo violence has miles over the last four weeks had a spare pair of slippers in ele temperature seems to make minimum of maltease space and i been done to the surround- I an
af ogle-eyed
The my night case เม่ she would ne difference. The very best could literally be rolled into a
this is clothes in which_women_chouse have disembarked in stocking- way of combating
ball and cull come out smilinging tissues and there is pain, swelling and unwillingness to travel. From Peru to Bolivia, ed feet.
sleeveless light-weight wool in almost tropical heat, I flew
dress, with a matching jacket,
to move the joint. And don't have the armholes I did. and a made too light. rip four inches long was the
with
black satin 11
with dren, dotted
Wills worn cocktall sequins and garden party hat. When we disembarked her skirt
map.
IN THE HEAT
Fect do swell In
ure
PAPER-THIN
The determining factor For evening I took a skirt of between dislocation, sprain,
Irish Hinen, strain or
fracture is the in midnight blue. It stood up strength of the member at
ruched, paper-thin
and treatment
I
Dr J. R. Naden,
airplanes, result was more lined than a railway particularly is the heat, Skirts
do crumple, unless they
Here is tip No. 2.-Do not 1. the same
foundation vrenseproof.
and choose a
Karment wore it with an evening sweater the time. smart, absolutely middle-aged women who totter- anything plain black or navy with boning. After sitting for u Cr a wispy blouse according to Chief Medical Officer, Work-
couple of hours every bone climate. seems to be sticking into you.
Toon ther
was he
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SAYING IT WITH FLOWERS.
IN VENEZUELA guests send flowers to a hostess before the parly, not afterwards. Result... more flowers and a festive party-setting.
IN MEXICO they put the window-boxes Indoors, and do not waste their beauty and colour on. passers-by.
IN JAMAICA hotels welcome guests with flowers on their tables the first night at dinner. They appear agalu on the last night to say farewell.
Oc painful eight-hour trip Result was I could step out of
FOOL-PROOF
2
were
So
men's Compensation Board
A
of British Columbia, makes
parallel, citing the dia mond cutter who spends n number of months studying a large diamond in order to decide exactly where he will have to tap it so it will break in a manner that will provide the largest possible perfect diamond without COPYRIGHT RESERVED Wasting the parts chipped London Express Servicem
a dinner from Rio to Caracas taught me an airplane and full this one. From now on I travel angugement within half an hour. In a boneless foundation with
My two cotton dresses no shoulder straps.
bought size too large. extra pounds—and who does not put on a couple of inches when they are away from home?----
me and For the first time in my life did not worry
laundries could shrink I packed really fool-proof
without tears. suitcase. Hotels in other parts of the world are little better WORLD
it ours and
rarely
than
n
hotel them
Sweets Featuring Lemons And Oranges
At
T this time of year, we
ingredient in LS
By ALICE DENHOFF
beets.
Mix orange pulp with a dates that have been pitted chopped, tbsp. coconut,
and
ibsp. wal-
Then there's a new trick with raisins and tbsp. chopped many or use it as a spread for toast recipes as possible, to step and hot biscuits, up the protective
Cook over hot water vitamin
uli
nui ments. Return to orange shells.
off.
to
TYPE OF BLOW Ł
The splitting of the diamond is comparable to "How the blow occurs, the fall occurs, the twist ogurt or how the person was turning or what he hit when he went down." A person who stumbles, for example, attempts to break his foll by throwing out one or both hands. When he hits hits flat on the surface of these palms, he may merely scrape the. palms or he may break the wrist, dislocate the wrist break the arm or shoulder various points, depending upon the nature of
the the fall and other
mentioned factors
by Take out of oven and place Doctor. Naden. On each orange a spoonful o!
Many persons wonder why a meringue made from a stiffly doctor insists upon an X-ray for To serve B, cut tops from U braten *&# white sweetened what appears to be a minor in Trim fat from thick chops and ranges. With a sharp paring with
Sprinkle jury. He does this because ap- in. melled dip
butter. Broil knife hollow out a small portion meringue with coconut and re-. chops 8 min. Turn and place a of each
top turn oranges to oven to brown thick slice of peeled orange on Then carefully work knife each one.
C that the system demands, tick. G well-beaten eggs, 2 c. sugar, e. butter and fresh There's a quick omage jam, lemon juice. Pour into sterilised for instance, that goes well with glasses.
hot biscuits.
To make, buil quickly about 10 min, or until syrupy and clear, 2 c. fresh orange pulp end juice and the juice and pulp of 1 lemon and 1/2 c. sugar, Serve warm over hot biscuits.
Oranges add Interesting flavour to veal, lamb or pork chops. Here's how to do it:"
Cover 8 small or 6 medium- sized boots, boiled and sliced thin, with tbsp, sugar to which has been added the juice of 2 oranges and 2 small lemons,
Baked Orange Marie is a Ane party dish.
orunge near
the
Place oranges in a baking dish with inch of water in bottom. Bake in slow oven for 45 min.
sugar. Isp.
от
at
parent sprains Tumy Involve fractures in or near the Joint
A marshmallow may be used and Broll 8 or 10 min. around to it out pieces of the Lemon curd makes u fine longer, Sprinkle generously with remaining pulp, until orange to top each orange in Heu lling for le tarts or cakes, salt, pepper and paprica.
shell is clean,
BOYS'
AND GIRLS'
The Good Old Days
- Giddap Thinks About a Horse He Used to Know-
By MAX TRELL 6NTOW when I was young,"
"Nald Giddar, the Mus
Wagon Horse, "I used to meet Iuts
A muzzled expression came to Knarf's face as he said: "Who was Ol' Rogs? Was he horse?"
with
meringue.
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bells ringing from the wagon and the Junkman calling out in his hoarse volco na ho looked up at the windows of the houses: 'Any old junk to sell? Any rags to sell? Öld clothes to sell?'"
"She must have been a very, tired horse at the end of the "Ol' Rags was Д mare," day" Knarf said,
little
A of friends when I pulled answered Giddap, "She was my milk wagon up and down lovely old creature, the street in the early morning, bopey, perhaps, but as sweet But they don't seem to be natured and gentle as a lamb. around any more. I wonder She pulled a junk wagon." what could have happened to them,"
Kaart was curprised to hear
this.
"She was," said Gidday, "but she never complained. She liked the Junkman and the Junkman like her. He used to feed her and sho as well as he could never expected anything fancy. She was content with a bag of "Oh you mustn't think," said oats and now and then a clump was the of sugar It was still very early in the Giddap, noticing the look on of fresh greens or a few carrota.
A lump Knart's fave, "that pulling boy, had heard Giddap morning. Knorf, the shadow Junk wagon made mo, think any greatest treat that anyone could give her. But she's gone now. I don't know what's become of clumping down the street. Be less of her. cause he know that Giddop no
hier." longer had as many friends as
Friendly Chat
come
Her Job
"Maybe," said Knarf, he used to have, Knart liked to "It was her job and she 'did have a friendly chat with him it. She wont through the streets In the country." whenever he raw him.
"But where could all your horse, friends have gone to?"; Knart said.
proprietor over
a one of them stood me Frutifome
XHAUSTIVE research, intri- cato calculation, and the questioning of 7,340,149 people have established the fact that television acto are now popular than food. Other facts connected with the new cost-of- But dil that I ask la caviar living
When I go out to dine, index are that more motor tyres are bought by car Pheasants and partridges
fwar grer,
At horrible le cafav. And was thrown of the train
on the journey home
OWNOTE
than by
For eating he couldn't pay.
and
lighthouse keepers; that 687,431 people buy And a salmon cooked in wine. fower coloured candies, plactic Ousters and peaches and heaps
of cream frorso-collars,
And something
forgot, po
and turnipe than
Solusion to yesterday's in 1947; that cricketers spend problems
ka more on cricketing equipment
I nearly
(84, 5; 3, Q-e than sunlight-watchmen;; that A labeler fresh from a High-
·02:108,841 people would rather buy land streams,
1's washing mackdow the lump And a mas to pay for the tot.
The Milk Wagon Horse looked his shoulder to see how his master the Milkman WOR dolg
The Milkman used to leave Giddap standing at the curb while he went off to put bottles of milk on the doorsteps of the houses along the tree-lined street. As far as Giddap could are at this moment, his master still had a dozen or more bottles of milk to deliver.
There was plenty of time for a chat with Kaart.
· Long Ago Dayn
"In the long ago days,” said Giddap, "I used to meet. O!" Hage almost every day,"
"she's
Rupert and the Black Circle-11
Soon after starting next day a mystery." mys Rupert eagerly. Rupert meets his friend Wälle, and taking Willie up slope he points and taffe him about the "Hello, hello," says the · little
“You go into mou. You're just the person queer atskØKETS.
hoped to mess. I'd nothing to the wood and see it you can diss do and wanted someone to play cover anything he says, "and with. What diaball we do pi'd fetch Billy me yes, all **Why, you can join sia in solving right." murmurs' Willle nervouLiv.
"ALL · NIGHTS · KERERVED
night,
Gidday and Kaar! had time for a chat,
of
these add complications
which may affect the motion in Una
Joint and require special treatment, possibly surgical. The X-ray is worthwhile even if it proves negative because then it provides reassurance against the possibility of fractures associa~ ted with sprains.
TREATMENT
Athioles frequently suffer sprains.
If they happen to bo star performers, the coach is naturally unwilling to lose their services. In some instances, local anaesthettes have been injected into the tissues of sprained joints so that the individual many
playing. This is not
coned as legitimate becauso
it may, by deadening pain, athlete to do fur- permit the oth to her injury
the joints. Anaesthetising a sprain to con- trol pain is legitimate only when there are medical reasonā why. the joint should be kept mobile and when pain is overcome for that reason. Winning an athletic contest is not such a
reason,
valid
is
a
One of the Injuries which often involved in Jolat sprains ta what is called a sprain fracture where the tendons, under great siress, have pulled away frng- of bone from the main ments
instances, the "Yes," said Giddap, "I
often mass In such think that. I think of her sprain takes longer to heal and standing in the middle
be immobilised for of a must
greater length
of fine. The green pasture, nibbling fresh green
gross from morning Immediate Arst aid for a sprain I think of, her not to put it at rest and apply bothered by the ringing of bells cold to avoid excessive swelling. on her junk wagon" any moro. The usual impulse is to apply The only bells she hears now, heat, to retlove pain but. cold la like to think, are cow bells on amout as effective for this pur real cows and the very far-off pose, and for the first 24 hours
it is much better. scund of a church bell."
In no case should sprains or Knart had just said that he trains be regarded lightly be- hoped Giddup's friend OP Rags, oause they are always potential- the Junk Wagon Horse, was as ly serious in terms of future happy as Giddap thought, she permanent-disability, might be, when at this moment, the Milkman returned,
ald Another Use For Wax
"Good-by1" ***Gladog "Here 1 go again! See you to morrow, Karf!"
See you tomorrow, Giddap!" said Knarf. SHOOT! Well!?
•Morgantown, W. Va.
The West Virginia University... home economies: de fortaven suggested application 2% cost Then Knatt stood on the steps, of wax on the screw-top section of his house, watching the milk of #nailpolish, bottle,. It adm wagon go slowly down the street plied; when the bottes a Until it was lost in the * early opened," the cen morning shadows at the far end, Interpe. Unnes