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This Funny World
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"Try living it down awhile!
BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
the Corklecurrɔl Egg made by a champion of the Egg Women Turnurnar Ext
Beard scheme. Ings i will have to consider the suggestion senpilcations
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JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
the
Why not, said he, stamp cựgs with
date
code? This | splendid method of keeping the customer In ignorance would lead to the kind of espionage Ime assoclakes with the alleys of
Calro and
Balkan back- beautiful streets. Some
girl would slink into a grocer's shop In Swindon, and, while sitting un the grocer's knee and stroking his check, would wheedle code out of him and
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it to the
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Signals
By OSWALD JACOBY
IN today's hand West squalled Twice, but his second signal
was based on more Information and therefore meant more.
West opened the four of dia- mads even though South bad
haps a callow egg-stamper would
be stood a poisoned milk in cafeteria, m that a gang could break into the stumping-room and steal the very on FINKAT less night. Security measures
PGG Intelligence Officers would
have to vet candidates fr local date-stamping stations very carefully. It would be so easy for bid the sul. This particular a humiless-looking old lady to South was known to be a decep-get her nephew in by influence, tive bidder, and it was quite pos- At once there would be
leak,
sible that the diartswd sult was and the old lady and her friends his weak out.
would chuckle they sat in the
decoding drawing-rooĽu East put up the jack of dia after
Instead of CRE
curing monds, and Souths won the first this risk, why not disguise eggs? trick with
Paint The kind
than to look like apples next took the ace of clubs and
or oranges.
For a rainy day
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led another club, upon
West discarded the deuce spodes.
RECENT pies to make men's trousers shorter merely echoes my own demand fur
sors which would end at the sock-top. Coal-siceves ending at the elbow would give an added smartness. But the lum-up of the trousers should never be abolish- rd, for it is into theey turn-ups that impoverished drinkers at bars slip biscuits, olives, potato crisps, and any other food they can seize unobserved.
A labour-saving gadget
DEP
Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht han Invented a bottle with the base at the top and the neck at the bottom. When turned
rad upside down, that is, with the base at the bottom and the neck at the
which top it can be used Üke an
of ordinary boitle.
Care must be taken, when it is the right way up, that is, with the neck at the West didn't want to betray in bottom and the base at the top, location of the ace of spades by to see that the cork is pressed
a signal, and he wanted a dia-Armly home.
mond return anyway. East won the second round of clubs and
returned the live of diamonds.
South itnessed the Beven of diamonds, anxi West won with the eight of diamonds, West had
to shift to a different sult since it was unsafe to lead diamonds
up to South. When West lod tay three of spades, South
king without tell-talo
put
CROSSWORD
up
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dummy's hesitation The fall of the ten of spades from the South hand was clear indication of how the
band Lay.
Declarer led another club from dummy, and East won with the king. This time West discarded the three of diamonds This dia- signal said "Don't lead monds," just as his earlier signal had said "Don't lead spades. Which signal was East to bo- lieve?
East: properly believed the later signal. A switch to spades now produced two spade Gricks, defeating the contract. It East
Actusa Dy chose odar berrien to boot/
The old one may include a few pa-been. (6)
THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL
YOUR BIRTHDAY - By STELLA
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
today, you will find that This mercurial temperament
Byour emotions are near the surface times makes you rather aufcult
out
born Jamicone
at your Impulses are trigger fmi, person to understand. You may turn You rarely Thank but are you act.
to be trying intringe bartner You pet an idea, bounce upon it for this very reason, Think card- and act, all in one cuntinuous action! fully before selecting
your male. untier You have a tremendous amount of Probably energy and must be doing something Scorpio, Bagitiarius or Capricorn will All the Time. You have no idea of bơ 110 suited to your tempera- how to relax or how to sit still ment and act as a balance-wha!, Despite all this, you have atinsal, skaryal and true, once you luve made exact and methodi nind which ygtar choice, there is no changing SAVE" you from Beeting hilo to your mindl much trouble. In fact, with a major Aubong those born on this date arv:
Yake, objective in mind, there is little that 14mive
Arthur inventor: dance authority; Tanddeus will stop you from foreing ahead. Murray,
B. Stevens, ttom; Clearge Opposition andy serves to make you work all the harder to get what you Piesten alter, educator; and Remy
4e/Goorment, most destro.
poet, critic and novelist.
You are inclined to be moody and have your bad days and your wood It doesn't take much to shake you !
mood and of a depressed betxd you souring ngoin,
To find what the xiam have in store for you tomorrow select your birthday atar and read the cor- responding paragraph. Let your birthday star be, your, dally guide.
THURSDAY, APRIL '5
ARIED Char. 23-Apr. 10)-- Friendship a paramosant today, Your cooperation with others will brbig joy and happiness to all.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21-May
#1)-- You can take tise lead in sõrme haw projet and make it a huge succe Exhibit initiative.
GEMINI (MAY 22-Juna 11)- A fast-moving day for all your üb. jectives and it you are pemelica), the results will be excellent,
CANCER
21-July (June
2- You might take a short trip to visit a relative and break the good news, A romance, perhaps?
LEO (July 24-Aug 23)-- Combine social and business affáSTU advantageously and you will be amazed at live progress you make,
VIRGO (Aug 24-Bopt. 23) This can be omo of those record- breaking days if you will it so! Good mayong, nhơad reward your efforts,
LINHA (Sept. 24-Oct. 13)- A new idea may bring you excellent profits. You may be quite daring in your approach, fon.
SCORPIO (Det 24-Nov. ZZ)- Make this o pleasantly social day. Combine your efforia with others for te bei Maecena
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22- Pruhote a new idea and you will Ad that it meela with a Bood
CHESS PROBLEM
By H. NIKOLUSSI Black, 2 pieces.
White, 4 pieces. White to play: mate in three,
Solution
yesterday's 10
problem:
1, Kl-Ki4, any; 2. Q. R, B, or} Ki males,
retpore s well as the bon's proval,
GAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Ja 203- Your intuition will guide you cùr- some objective you are rectly ho trying to complete.
AQUARIUM (Jan. 27-Feb. 19) Take 011 active part in your com manity and neighbourhood affairs. Offer your services.
РІЗСЕН (Feb. 29-Mar TIME IN A good day for retali MILLIM chandling." Promale your goods and find a ready market.
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How many
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words of fetiers
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from the letters in the square on the left in making each
The word jettern esch of the small squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there must uð at least one nine-letter word ja the 1. No plurala; no foreign words; no proper Bagtes. TODAY'S TARGET: 26 words. wards, very good"; excellent. Bolution tomorrow.
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WOMANSENSE
"Occanide”, by Nina Elect, is a pale blue woollen outfit for Spring. The sicevelem Jacket is loone at the back; a wide belt sccents further back interest, Buttons placed sym- metrically at the two sides see a novel feature. --- Agence
France-Presse.
HOUSEHOLD
When selecting buttons, con- well-made sider durability. Garments that should be receive hard
and wear
are right side, washed frequently, require
buttons of will
good quality
withstand washing
pressing.
HINTS
HIDDEN SUGAR IN FOODS ADDS EXTRA POUNDS
"HOW
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
is corn syrup and all table syrups; the candies, fam, jolly, marmalades, preserves; all sweet desserts. Baked food, some, hot breads and ice cream also contribute their quota."
OW much sugar advisable in menu for the average per- son, Madame?" naked the Chef.
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"That depends on the age of the individual and his degree of activity, Chef," I explained. "Outdoor workers, athletes and active. healthy children, for instance, need more augar than sedentary workers,
Dinner
Onion Soup Parmesan Open-Faced Choppet Beet Plo Mashed Turnips Cabbage Souto Spanish Apricot Cream Coffee Теа MIK All Mousurements Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Sarre 4 to 8
Reasonablo Amounts
Open-Faced Chopped Beof Pic: Line à 9 or 10-inch pie "Plain sugar, when used plate with pie pastry. Spread in
savoury reasonable
chopped beef Alling amounts,
(see below), does not add too many Top with the contents 1 (8 calories. A teaspoonful of oz) in tomato punce; dot with
in
Also,
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to
sugar, for instance, con- 1 tbsp. butter margarine; tains 18 calories, a table spread over c. grated cheese, Bake 10 min. in a hot oven, spoonful, 54. So for 100 425° F.; reduce the heat calories of sugar a day you 375 F. and bake 35 min.
Savoury Chopped Beef Filling: can sweeten coffee or tea, a milk shake, or ព. fruit To 1 lb. chopped raw beef blend drink, berries, cut-up fresh monosodium glutamate, tgp. In 1 egg, 1 tsp. ench salt and fruits, a custard or tapioca pepper, 1 thap, grated onlon, 4 dessert.
some des c. water or milk, 1/3 c. raw serts made with unflavoured rolled outs and 1 tsp. broth gelatin, such as coffee jelly powder,
Spanish Apricot Cream; or chocolate whip.
double boller top combine 1 (12 "Sugur is a 'quick fuel' oz.) tin apricot nector with 2
lemon food or energiser because it tbsp..
Juice. Add 1 is quickly absorbed into the 1/3 c. sugar, c. water and
unflavoured envelope
gelatin blood-stream after eating 1⁄2 tsp. salt. Cook and stir over and benda to raise the blood hot water until the
gelatin sugar level. Sugar in some melts.
Separate 2 eggs. Beat the form at each meal each day is advisable for a normal tbsp. of the hot mixture. Then until creamy; stir in 2
cook and stir 3 min., or until it
dict.
"Eating too much 'hidden' coate the spoon. Remove from
the double boiler, sugar is what must be
Beat the 2 egg whites stiff. avoided. For example, large Fold into the gelatin mixture. servings of cake, with sugar Transfer
cuslard cups icings, too
many sweet Refrigerate 4 hrs., or until firm.
to
Sütching resist abrasion. Stains may cookies and puddings, sweet Unmould; serve with any
dress. invisible from
that
and
To store lace,
wrap Il waxed paper and put it in cool, dry place
Iwo
inches in width is one sign of a buse
A hem that's ut least
the easily be removed and touch-up
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Good quality lalex or rubber prints wash easily and
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Willy's New Career
— He Makes a Big Splash as a Prize Fighter —
By MAX TRELL
"Wait a minute, Willy!" he said. "Where are you going
WILLY Toad met Knurl, the now?"
shadow boy with the turned about name,
"Good morning," Kaarf," said Willy.
Hardon His Muscles
Willy sald he was going to run Ground the hill several times Just to harden his muscles up "Why, good morning. Willy." for the coming boxing with Big said Knart.
a bathrobe.
Grunt.
That afternoon, Knart went to the field between the brooke and
It Look Knart a moment or two to discover what it was about Willy that made him look the pond. He found a great strange. At last he noticed many bugs and small animals what it was. Willy was wear- ing a pair of green trunks and already gathered to see the box- ing match. Thero WETC some grasshoppers and beetles, 24 crowd of potato bugs, three or tour caterpillars,
snail.
a some bumble mapping turtle, bees, a cricicet or two, and some sparrows and robins who kept fluttering around overhead.
Speckled Bathrobe The bathrobe was speckled yellow and green.
"I'm á prize fighter," said Willy,
sounding very cheerful about IL
"Start the fight!" the crowd of bugs and insects were shout Knarf looked astonished to Ing. "Get your gloves on, hear this, He really shouldn't Willy" have been so astonfahed, how- ever, for Knart know Willy to
"It'a no uso getting my gloves
Knarf asked Willy why
he'd become a boxer,
1-18
"Where's that Willy?" grunted Big Grunt.
"Here I am!" said Willy,.
Ono Poke
Then the boxing match began, Only I didn't last very
long. Big Grunt gave Willy one poke on the nose and Willy somer-
saulted backwards and landed with a splash in the pond
"I guess I won," said Big Grunt.
be many things at many times. Grunt isn't even here."
on." said Willy. That Blg He was given a big pile of
and
acorns as his prize for winning. "Next time," said Knor? io
"Maybe he's afraid to fight Willy later, when he found him moles you," Knart said.
He remembered onco when Willy was a letter carrier
letters to the corried under the ground, the chipmunks under the rocks and the sunfish He also remem- in the pond. bered when Willy was a plum- artist, DIL actor, an acròbat and a singer.
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South would have made his con- tract,
♥÷CARD Senses♦
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North East South West
2 Diamonds Pas
You, South, hold:
MENS WISE 497533 452
What do you do?
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"But what made you decide to be a boxer?" Knart asked Willy.
"Oh, I don't know," said Willy. "Boxing is good' fun. I'm going to box with 'Big Grunt this afternoon."
'Who's Big Grunt?" asked Knarf,
Willy explained that Big Grunt was a pig who lived on the other algo of the road.
Not Afraid
"He's about ten times as big as I am" apid Willy."But I'm not afraid of him. Why don't you come around and; watch the ight this afternoon?,
going to take place in the middlo..of the field between the brook and The pond. Everybody's going to be there, Well, I'd - beller ... be going to
pountant spa PSTRA VEZET
• Willy etnetd, los hop off), Knárf APLONAR MATAGALANGELES || stopped him by grabbing, hold
of the bathrobe
At that very moment, thero was the sound of thumping and pushing and out from among the tall grasses came the big pig
a
Big Grunt was dressed in
He grey-white bathing suit. already had his gloves on.
drying himself on the other aide of the pond, "you ought to pick somebody your own "size."
"I think you're right about "The next that," said Willy.
time I fight, I'll fight with a caterpillar. There shouldn't be much trouble fighting a cater- pillar, should there?"
"None at all," said Knarf.
Rupert and the Black Circle-10
The two pals look at each other, “ing to meet Bill. Badger next day. **** Well, we haven't found out Rupert runs home and tells his much [*** mys: Rupert. "Thess. Daddy gall - that has happened. queer people have either turned off- * And: 1 may so, with Billagsle to another villags or they are still mayn's 12??) bay, make, Wall
in the forest. But why 25% And yes, aprèss Mr. Bear, ““ but don't who on earth are they fit. Both // be too Inquisitive, in case, choon are getting hungry and in, arrange viattungsspeople suc's like you 1)
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place
store
syrup drinks, and tinned whipped topping. fruits in heavy syrup. In The Chof's Cabbage: Sauto stead, choose fruits in The best
to
Season 3 c,
chopped cooked "sink medium syrup. dinner-ware is
near the
white or green cabbage with 2 area where it's wasted, or clase "The term 'sugar' includes all tbsp. vinegar, 1⁄4 tsp. peppar to the dining
where it's forms of cane or beet sugar, and 1 tsp., sugar. Saute lightly used.
maple syrup, honey, molasses, "In 2 tbsp. butter or margarine.
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