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This Funny World SHOES
"We're having a sperial on moreasing today"
BY. THE. WAY
by Beachcomber
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here we
C american Magazine
who informs is readers That Mare is brandy made from a ine. It is nothing of the sort. Marc is made from the husks of apes that have already made sine. An interesting
demonstration
THE · CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 8, 1956.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
When Defenders' Silence is Gold.
By 08WALD JACOBÝ
WHEN an opening bid of one
In a suit is prased by the responder, i is usually sound for the fourth player to reopen the bidding on suspicion, Perhaps the band belongs to his side, or perhaps he can drive the open- Ing bidder 100 high.
The situation is quite different, however, when the opening bid is one'no-trump rather than one
WEST A107
J 10 3 J10053 482
South
1 N.T. Paza
NORTH 4Q62 52
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KJ 100 3
EAST
J 10 04 VAQPO
KB4 494
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North-South vul.
West North East Pass Pass Double Pask Pp53
Opening lead-♦ J
of a suit. The opening bid of one no-trump guarantees 10 to 18 points, which is quite a bit more than a minimum opening of one kr 1 suit. There again, the responder's puss doesn't neces- murily indiepte U
completely worthless hazel,
WOMANSENSE
Pagan's Spring Wardrobe
By ANNE EDWARDS
ANNOUNCING the
(with Pagan
Fashion Plan for Spring
pictures)
Pagan Grigg is the Blender blonde with deep.. blue oyen who has been picked with five other girls to show British clothes to Moscow next month.
Todny she models the clothes which she herself has bought for spring-all from the London shops.
♫
For the chances are that girl like Pagan--with passionate Interest in fashions, a limited budget,
and the kind of job that DRESS WITH PLEATED SKIRT
lets her see the best of the new clothes ahead of anyone else will choose for herself just the kind of clothes that other girls would like,
★ * ★
HER
COTTON DRESS in a Paisley print has durably pleated skirt. It is made in backgrounds of sand, avocado, cream cura- mel,
marsh- aqua, sinte, mallow and pink.
get out my mind this business nieve. Yet I must crom swords. of the stamping of eggs in code or glasses, with the gentleman If purchasers, by fair means or foul, sucrend in deciphering the cates, invisible marking-ink will have to be used
ER-spy with un evit face. In a douse | wore- house, brushing the shell with a chemical solution, and decoding the date with the aid of a docu- mimi
stolen from a careless E nurseryman
Bishops official in a public-house, i sep Walthan, whose greenlineLS a prosperous grover bribing are periodically wrecked by ar go-betwem in the lounge of craft breaking the sound barrier, smart hotel. Who is the exutie is surely entitled to think that "sister" of the secretary at
by now the aircraft have proved
In today's hand. North bod six certain clvarlag station? Who their point-that a large nursery
points in high cards and a fair sold a surplus stock of deterio,- can be destroyed without drop-
Alve-card suit. North would nɔi have passed if South had opened ating eggs with forged marklings plng bombs. So far he has been
catering
Arm" All
DRESS The paid 43,800 in damages, and he with one in a sult; but it was techuical detalls which today claims that he
quite proper for North to pass South's opening bid of one no- trump. North knew that the combined count was only 22 to 24 points, which 13 seldom enough for game.
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the new
make the distribution of eggs £16,000. The sooner
tle of the learned professions Crystal Palace is rend for will become wildly exciting, and studiar experiments, the better
will pleased nurserymen will be
girl markers and stampers
have to leam Ju-Jitsu.
The lonely batsmen
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discipline
teams con01
cricket
be tolerate.
for one mantent. "Foul ouths and
the pouring of water
umples are to he
over
deprecated,"
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said a spokesman, “just as much the bowler with a
sipping up a felder or
bat, or
setting He
The to
wicket.
with
keeper's pads. The latest report frin Pakistan is that one of our
llows tok & girl
hu tthuen Ie werd in to unt, and falked t ter between strokes. Once or twice she intercepted a
In-
ball, with a silly giggle. Formed of this, the M.C.C. said. "She had n business to be ot
the Held during play. the tire- some little rascal. A batsman
Muly
HOY many
four
work of
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et more can yuu make trot
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letters in the square on the left In making racli word thr letters 14 rach o 1hr small squares may be used once Each word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there must be at least one nine-letter word in thi Het, No plural: no foreign words, no proper names, TODAY's TARGET: 20 words, good 20 words, very good 31 words, excellent Boltition tumiarrow.
who feels huely i tu wiek stp estop cunt tepray tope lore
can always speak to a folder of the end of an over."
On guard, sirrah!
I AM well aware that, as Don'
Quixote sald, the interferes in someone else's busi-
man wh
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YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
TUESDAY, APRIL 3
one
BORN today, you are one of those You have a great deal of nervous
xympathetic and kindly soula energy and can work for long who will go through le trying to concentrated periods at some find a way to help others. You many jab until it is completed. Then, on not appear to be an overly serious the verge of exhaustion, you will soul either, for you have a rolllek- do nothing until you have regalned ing sense of humour that makes st your energien. While this may not possible for you to see the bright be the conventional approach to a side of everything. And, by sour job, you will usually get the work laughing and making fan of a dull done on time! Just make mire that
and dreary world, the world welt your boss understand your work- weems brighter.
ing technique-cise you may need to You are an arch-optimist and find a job where you can be your are always looking for that pot of own boka. gold at the end of the rainbow. Among those born on thie date Those with that point of view often nre: John BurroughSH, naturalist; And one, toul You seem to have a Washington Irving, Author: Bud kindred feeling with Mister Fisher, cartoonist;" George Jessel, Everyman
You are a true and comedian: Margaret Angiin, actres aincere friend. You have a vivid and Edward Evereti Hale, author. imagination and wellten word. It is likely that you To and what the stars have in will and literature your happiest store for you tomorrow, select your Beld. The stage. too, will offer birthday star and read the corre- Interest. for your dramatic sense spending paragraph. Let your birth- can find full expression there. day star be your daily guide,
the gift of the
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4
ANIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20) minor. chiffeulties this morning and There may be some confusion, this come through to a fine success,
213 Self-control the order of the 21) morning. Be prepared to act this your afternoon for definitive results,
moming so stand by until things PINCER ~(Fab. 20-Mar.
clear after lunch,
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May The afternoon is definitely best time for progressive action, Make real advances then,
DEMINI (May 22-June
12)
This can be a friendly, social even
a romantic day for you,
Enjoy yourself thoroughly.
Plan to
CANCER (June 23-July 23)— This could be a day for reckoning up your assets and abilities and, paying those-billat
LEO (July 24-AUK. 23)- Co-operate with others in
tor community to do something those, less fortimate- tion you are.
VIRGO (Aux. 24-Képt 23)== Your work can be especially Jo- warding today, “There, are social sxpecta" which are pleasing, too.
LIURA (Bapt. 24-Vet. If you are thoroughly practical thià morning you will find that she, re- walls are excellent,
معرفة
1.
CHESS PROBLEM
"By W. HATSWELL. Black, 11 pieces.
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SCORPIO (Oct. zi-Hor. Don't be too adventuresornie today: You may find that you, have some overtime work tils eventsd.
BAGITTARIUS+ (Nov, 23«D&G. 3)-- Buck to, the job this morning “arid
White, 8 pieces, the remiks "are such that' you 'can celebrate, conftit. T
CAPRICORN (D44, K1-Jan. 21 White to play: (mate in two.
Beaujibus, Ablati ampring) as Solution to `-- yesterday's
It would have been correct fur East to reopen the uldding il South had opened with one club or one diamond and North had passed. But when South opened with one no-trump, East should have passed.
The double turned out badly. South guessed the clubs correct- ly, winning five clubs, two dia- monds, a spade, and a heart. He wound up with 450 points above the line and 80 below.
It East had passed, South would have scored only 60 points above the line and 40 below,
♥+CARD Senseķ♦
Q-The bidding has been North
Rast South West
2 Diamonds Pats ?
You, South, hold:
LOGO
4641 752 497532 402
What do you do? A-Bid two no-trump. The hand has
elements of strength, but you should avoid encouraging partner when you have no no, no king, and not even a singleton.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
6612 VIBE #47632 4K?
What do you do?
13
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
Across
1. A drinking song-but not in
pralas of wine. (1, 2, 3)
9. Father married. (5)
10. Tapering with à thousand froed
Nome fraicto. (W)
12. Ata at many sa Injun. (0) 13. A bit of a blow in any orchinten,
14. Jums the steamer, (6)
Bindbad wEL. (0) *
18. He treats Appropriate pinoon
for entertainment | (8)
10. Ale inside, (5).
20. Obaries, from Bischoɔmber, (4) 21. Found at Lords—nothing so do
with cricket., (8)
Dow
,,
1. Repayment-for, the hat 1 (8
3,3)
2. You'll never Wear a thing ir Ebeen aro ali sawa up E.(8-8)
B. Heja » bit of a salform dummy.
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4. Iliwar brod yachtaman may be
một ao mua là thù, (2, 3)
B. Unusual - double regimente i
11.
0. Pollows stink or 12, 1(8) ..." 7. Fumeront, where naye you keed ?
thu queen.
HER SUMMER DINNER is a two-piece in rose pink "cotton faille." The middy jacket which buttons over the sleeveless square-necked top of the dress converts it into a day dress.
HER
SPRING COAT is in rough white tweed, elegant and straight,
and single breasted.
★
HER SLACKS in white denim finish in a cuff above With them she the ankle. wears a jersey shirt in navy blue and white stripes.
P
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TWO-IN-ONE DRESS
ELEGANT. AND STRAIGHT
HOUSEHOLD
A thin coating of beeswax on the pulley stiles eliminates sticky windows.
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Cook dried Ima beans until tender, then combine with diced ham and a well-seasoned cheese БАНСС
for & tasty
BOYS'
Pago 5
PISTURER MY ROY ROUND
PAGAN GRIGG
FASHION-BOund for mMOSCOW
New Cooking Gadgets Perform Wonders
E theory
By K. GRIEVE
really
far
AVERYONE has a pet which will do all or most of Another infra red gadget-s
about the her daily chores while she rotary "spit" is about as 1980's.... One vision is of departs from her suburban away from the traditional "spil
of our ancestors as the electric the "man of the house" home by the local helicop cooker is today. dressed for his office in a ter service to take coffee This now gödget might not neat and highly practical and gossip with a few cope with a full-sized ox, as the old-time spit sometimes had to boiler-suit of shrink- friends at her favourite do. But it makes short shritt of resisting,.. heat-resisting, restaurant in the towneg-fourteen-pound joint of meat,
four steaks, er six chops. atain repellent nylon. centro...
It also has a grill. • Another is of the "woman
But how many people
If you do not believe what is of the house" pressing a belleve that such innovations happening. Inside the gadget, you can watch the meat, cook- ing through a transparent shield.
Away from the
Space Age 1. I dol The other day, at an atmosphere, one cooking idea exhibition in Newcastle, Great struck me as being a "gift" for Britain, i saw a juicy steak the one-room lodger, whather "done to a turn" in ninety man or woman, seconds, a plece of bacon grilled It was a pan which can fry, In twenty seconds, and Jiver roast, grill or stew, and which ready for the table in sixty was plugged into the electric- seconds or 80.
point by a wire from the handic, It was complete with a heat indicator.
button to set into operation will take place? -- -- the automatic "servant,"
HINTS
casserole, Bake in a moderate oven until browned on top.
•
Hot salt water poured into sinks and drains helps to keep them clean and odourless,
*
Before putlying windows, mix the putty with paint the colour
of the frumes. You won't have to touch up the pulty later.
To prevent soggy fruit ples,
brush the sides and bottom crusts with beaten
egg white, sprinkle lightly with flour, and then add the Aling.
AND GIRLS'
The Missing Bird Case
- Or What Happened When Cuckoo Left Her Clack ----
By MAX TRELL KNARF, the shadow boy with
hat and scratched, the back of his head." Now he looked worried too.
I can
After seeing all that, take anything even the push button housework theory.
At the exhibition there was a controversial. notion
which
con-
The little gadget responsible for the quick cookery Is an aroused much discussion. It Infra red grill..
was a dining-room table. sisting of two wooden "benches," one suspended above the other, by metal supports.
MAGAZINE
"Now we ought to be able to figure out where that cuckoo bird flew to," the Pollecman sold.
"Maybe," said Knorf, "che flew up in a tree like the rest of the birds,"
+
the "That's an idea," said
"Now just let me Policeman.
tumed about name.
"I never heard of such a walked out of the house. There thing," he said. "What kind of was a worried look on his face, a cuckoo bird is this that leaves At the corner stood the Police, lier cuckoo clock and doem'!ce. There's a tres at the end. of the next street after you turn call out the time?"
the corner and cross over to the
mad.
"Hello, Knarf,” Policeman to him.
Gald
the
"Hello, Policeman," said Knorf.
"I'm worried about something."
The Policeman nodded. HI could tell that from your face he said. "What are you worried About?"
Cuckoo Clock Knart answered: "I'm worried pbout the cuckoo bird who lives In the cuckoo clock that hangs in my room,”
The Policeman raised his eye- brows. "You don't, say," he re- marked. "Now why should you' be worried about the cuckoo bird who lives in the cuckoo clock that hangs in your room?""
Because," wild Kharf, "thir morning at nine o'clock, when she should have opened the door of her house, and called out nu: times, she didn't open; hor door at all;"
'"She' dlân'i?” said the Palico- man, raising his eyebrows agali. "She didn't call, 'out any, fimé," sald Knary,." Then I opened the door of the clock and looked in- side the room where the cuckoo
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I wish I know where she other side. It's not a very big went," said Knarf.
tree but it's got branches and bark and twigs and leaves. Only I've never seen a bird in it."
Like Broom Sticks
Down Tho Street
"Come to think of it," said the Policeman, after scratching the back of his head a little more. "I seem to remember seeing a billy bird flying down the street just a little while ago, Around nine o'clock it was, Yes,
was about nine o'clock! mistook it for a sparrow." "I must have been Cuckoo," said Knart,
The top "bench" or layel was for Ornaments, plants, clcetera, The lower one was for use when
aining
Providing you are excentric and like to eat on a narrow strip of wood surrounded by what looks like scaffolding, then you should go for this Idén “in a big way."
For my taste, I prefer to eat In the good old-fashioned way.
Even Furniture Hears Of Grace
Chicago, HOME forecasts for what's Sahead in home fashions:
The majority of up- holstery lines seem to have So they walked down to the
Knarf opened the clock:
come under the Grace end of the next street and went
door and lobked inside.
Kelly, influenco ladylike, around the corner and on the other alde. The tree was fall "Listen!" exclaimed Knorr all elegant and cool, (Ameri and thin. The branches were, of a. stidden or he and the can
Furniture Mart. re- we broomsticks. The twins Policeman stood under the tree, port)."
were like, match sticks. The bark was smooth and shiny and Mrs The leaves were like
hearts.
Uttle
Rupert and the Black Circle-9
Rupert clamberg on to: bügide":"155 Caged-man
·Indians' go-past-|
Bh, in what's that
› play Rid-LoʻRNAK
såld Kosei Took Fort
Red Indiana-black- mes, reaf ́ones,** Bill explains, We're not (like / playing: 45gine?”) Oh, and
wish,ee 133 growls the old mán. “Conesu Kali'e" send "am):. Don's
• believe there ; be any such round hers. Be out, with leo and play/
the likes of
They both listened. They heard a bird calling out: "Cuckoo, cuckoo,cuckoo,... ten times...
"There's your bird," said the Policeman. He pointed to a Uitle hollow in the trunk of the tree up' near the spot where the first of the branches sprouted out.
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The trend is to combine unrelated materials the use of leather, mosaics, brass," pewter, -"straw,? dif- ferent coloured woods and bold patterns whether large or small.
Mahogany and the type of traditional furniture sædciated. Knart saw her plainly fer with mahogany a still on the head was stuck out. He called fecline, Provincial and soft- lined-modern in. brown tones up to her before she drew back are still gaining. In upholstered inside the hollow again.
furniture more detail la boing "Come backl Come back, demanded, along with the Cuckoo!" he pleaded. "We need widest assortment of colour that you home. Who'll call out the has been presented in some time for us if you don't? We'll lime, joten bring a little tree into my room” Mòro élaborate and decorative rubber plant tree in a red upholstery materials, new types clay pot/You can come out of oforing construction, more the clock and sit on the rubber meisi [filant strto 3 every night, when everyone in life Boude' in Bujeep !!
Ko so they cuckoo, bird returned: With Krykedő mod tha:Policeman