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.BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MARCH 5, 1956.
• JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Weak Bid Opens Way To Slam
By OSWALD JACOBY
WEST'S opening bid of three
in today's hand is not recommended as a generul rule, Experts sometimes malce this | kind of bid when not vulnerable
against vulnerable opponents, and it often produces a good result, it's usually a better iden to wait for а Flightly better auit, cince there's no great ad- vantage in giving the opponents the chance to inflict a sizable penally on you if they are un- certain about their best famc contract.
to bid
In today's hart. Went escaped the penalty but be ran into another danger. The strange opening bid made it easy. for the opponents
glam that otherwise they would sure- ly have missed. North had good reason to suppose that his part- ner had a singleton club. Little else was needed beyond a good diamond suit, headed by icing-
NORTH 4AKE
AKQID
AJD2
5
WEST 472
83
EAST (D) AJ 10 8 3
J784
+3
AQ42
SOUTH
Q981 42
AR1087643
◆ KJ 10 8 7 5 +9
North-South vul.
Kant
Pans
Pass
South West North
Double
Pass 4+ Pass Pass Pars Pass
Opening lead-❤ P
by king- happened,
was
prod
¿queer- juvely or even
As it queen-ten. South's clinIRL 1 สเ wenky: than that, but [play helped lum make up for the slight stretch" in tits bld- iding.
Declarer won the first heart trick with dummy's ace and let the six of diamonds ride for n finesse. He next led the nine of | diamonds from the dummy, and Bust stepped up with ace of dia monds to return the queen of [clubs
Since West had falled to fol- low suit on the second round of
o ruff twice In his own hand
MAN withe a crooked throat Buy a piece of fin of the sazetrumps. South knew that he had has been rent to Coventry required. Cut it into a dise on by the Sword-Swallowers' Union square, us
for cimitar
He began
swallowing
Land eventually place the lend
Carve on profened.
11 Turkish face with a chisel the neces-in dummy in order to avold the
eareer
less of a pecond trump triek. He began the proven, by taking the nee of clubs and cuffing a club.
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WOMANSENSE
THE "DISCIPLINE LINE"
Pictured above la an ensemble typifying Joan Denses" "Discipline Line"-theme of the Modelled Both the coat and dress are of pluk and grey printed taffeln. new collection. on the wings of a butterfly, the ensemble shows an out line which is next, fitilig and cut with measured amplitude.—Agence France-Presse.
IS THIS YOUR PROBLEM?
WHAT TO
TO PUT DOWN ON
A JOB APPLICATION FORM
EASON
By ANNE HEYWOOD
for leaving" "Dismissed for tardiness, a habit "Clash of temperaments which,
"Ris one item on an ap
I have now broken."
though I tried hard, I could not overcome.
plication blank which s HES Far from blocking your to throw more people than chances with the new employer, Whatever you do, don't lie. It it will make han value you as might catch up with you. But any other. What do you put
en honest applicant. After all, even if R doesn't, you'll be un- down as your reason for
one of the best people an em- cany if you do. And uneasiness leaving a job? What if you player can find is the person is not a comfortable feeling to left because
take with you on a new job. couldn't who has made mistake, udinits you stand the bors or because #t, and has currected them. they wouldn't give you h raise you deserved or the job was about as dull as dish water? Or, what if you were fired?
TELL
THE TRUTH
sury numbers, and 4x on to The manute hand of an old clock. with corkscrews instead of the usual Cut at surit hole in the ble skewers. The areat Numor and ht an electric button over ustxt tr swallow umbrellas the hole, connecting the button trolled neatly. I hardly to the back of the dise by
short bit of flex. I might ob- say, and with the handles sawn >>ff). He learned this
servation is required. trick
place Detected Toght-light carefully
more in a satirer on the ground under One day a stockbroker fainted the disc.
whlic employeri in the cloak- room of a West End restaurant.
LETTS-
Le currant pudding
house when
for his brella,
and Numora said. "I've just wallowed it," anu duced ît from bus capaces throat. "The handle's gvne." sani the stockbroker's friend. slere tady," send Nimes, your
to
wallow can't expect handles. Pr not an ustrich. Here
it is You can glue it on again."
I only want to help
S we are all to be techa.- eans I am starting a corre-
the
An
spondence course to train young their spare time. Ipswich render asits. "Hine de 1 set about making a dial to re- cord boller-pressure?"
TARGET
R
How many
worda ut
EA four letters
F
K
RW
Dr of can you make som the letters in the зццатери the left? In makifix caeli word the jettern In ench of te bil uures may be useil once only. Each word must contain centre the late letter in the
pare, and there 140 be at least one nine-letter word is the No plurais: no foreign
40 proper nuties. TARGET: 23 words. posu, 27 very pout; a words. Piccitent. Rotation lottorrow.
wards,
SATURDAY'S "EDLUTION ↑ Ante artis arly it attire cant cantor erst gart BATÈNatur coler ni zertain
brati
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East discarded a spade on the second round of clubs, so South decided to use the hearts for his second ruff. He led a heart to duminy's king and ruffed the ten of hearts by way of return.
By this tune it was easy count the distribution of the Kast band. South therefore Phe menu was four feet long. cashed the queen of spades and News itein.! Eled out dummy's two top spodes, ABOUT the size of the menu followed by the queen of hearts. res- } Bast bad fo follow suit all the Oseur Davidsen's taurant in Copenhagen, famous time, and South got rid of his for its hors d'oeuvres.
The lead was now Another inst spade.
and East's trumps enormous menu I recall was atin dummy. the St. George in Vilna. Quite were
in the caught
middle, small menu appeared in a fly- Soudly made the inst two tricks, blown window at an English has fulfilling his slam contract, Seaside resort: "Hash. Spani fritters. Curtant pudding." Far more stylish was the effort of a restaurateur with an eye on smart ebentele; "be curned beef atew
No colour bar
EVERY ROW
It
and then the clothiera
that BATOURAT men's dress is tu De Bone colourful I see that there are to be Arctle Gold ties and De- nort
Rose shirts. With these yogit
proposal to wear Mimosa Yellow bowler, Scarlet Geranium trousers, Mediter- ranean Blue shoes, a Mountain Crocus walisteont, Lapland White socks, and a loose, buttonless Harlequin cout with
tartan collar. May I hope to have the next Jombo with Serlingleigh- Knoll?
A
Myou lett because the job was deadly duli, say. "Left for position which would require more of me," or words to that effect.
fur Don't say, "Left bigger opportunity for advance- ment." Maltes you sound overly ambitious.
On the other hand, if you left First, bell the truth if at all one job because you were offer- possible.
ed a much better one, indicate This will make you sure ut yourself. less that by saying, "Was offered a nervous and, of course, they much better job. The employ und er always might just check
will understand your taking And out. But you don't have to a better jub that is offered you tell a long, detalled version of The would, tạo, this minute!] the truth.
but thought that you left one just for the vague idea of And- ing something magnificent would look unrealistic and might scare him,
as
For example, [ SOL were fred from a job six years ago but had been there four years you'll have to put it down experience. Otherwise, there'll be a large gap. Then, under reason for leaving, be brief. Say, "I was dismissed four lack
CARD Serise of the nexxied skills, which lack
Q-The bidding has been: South
West North East I Diamond Pass 1 Spade Pass
You, South, hold: 454 VARQ 8 4 AKQ 107 472
What do you do?
A-Bid two hearts. You aren't ready for no-trump or for park- ner's auit, but your hand is strong enough to push the bidding up to three diamonds if necessary.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
A34 V12 AKQ107 AAKQO
What do you do?
Answer Totorraw
| YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONDAY, MARCH 5
I have now taken care of."
B9
some
DIFFICULT PERSON
If you left for personal ren- sons. Ge careful how you won
HOUSEHOLD
HINTS
To keep macaroni or spag- hetti from boiling over, add a teaspoon of butter to the cook- ing water.
To save vitamins when cook- ing vegetables, stir as le as possible. Oxygen stirred into the food destroys the vitamrizs,
When doubling a recipe, it is not safe do double salt or other Use the seasonings seasonings. sparingly and by taste.
•
Remove ashes from and fireplace
hold They rust.
furnace
causing
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A QUEEN-SIZE
DESSERT
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
HILLED tinned fruits Add 1⁄4 tsp. almenki extract
CHILLED
સ
and cool,
excellent
Comploting the Torto: Pré- simple desserts," replied the
"milo-high pare Chef, "and can be used also Thon, on 1
incringue" lightly buttered as a major ingrédient in pre-biking sheet, put together 2 paring not only desserts suen (8") cake layers, either home- Betties, cobblers and mode or purchased, with half
the cherry sauer. shortenkes, but cakes, pies, Reserve the remainder Ins salads and many interesting the top to the torte.
first courses, or curtain raisers 18 you often cail them, Madame.”
Dinner
Tomato Soup with Minced Chives
Stuffed Breast of Lamb
Mushroom Garnisa Flaky Rice Green-Pepperco Corn Trosed Lettuce Pickled Beets
Cherry Crown Torte Coffee
Tea MIK
All Measurements Are Level
Cover the sides of the torte
and the cuter edge of the top layer with the meringue.
Bake 15 min, in a slow ovɛu, 325 F., or unill pale golden brown.
FU In the centre with tho remaining cherry sauce: de. corate with sliced blanched Whole
simones.
Coul. Then, willin panente turner, silđe it it onto a serving plate. Serves @to 10.
Mille Migh Meringue (Use - whenever a meringue is need-
Cherry Crown Torte: This ecnsists of 3 parts: cherry Ing,
2 (0′′) cake layers and edi: milie-high meringue.
Cherry Fillig: Drain and pl
#
Separate 3 CHE.
Put the whites in a qt, bowl, || (No. 3) tin cherries,
Add 2% tbsp. cold water, Beat Ada
Low drops
frothy red until
with
A hand vegetable colouring to the juice, beater, Return to the cherries;
Add tap, salt, n geant Ya
allow
to stand 15 min. or until the tsp. cream of tortur and a tip. fruit turns rosy red. Then heat, almond extract,
Continue Blend 3 tbsp. sugar, 13% tbsp. beat until stiff. cornstarch, 14 tbsp. lemon Then add 3 tbsp, sugar CHACH juice and 1 tbsp. soft butter. beat until it forns peoks. Stir into the cherry juice, Cooks-- Apply to the eldes of the stir over A tow beat until cherry-filled calte; baku 09 thickened and bolling,
already described.
WRAPPED in a "mile high meringue" and topped with cherries and blanched almonds, Cherry Crown Torle makes a queen-size dessert.
CHILDREN EXPECT YOU TO BE SINCERE AND HONEST, SO
Don't Confuse Requests
With Commands
grates regular child often, commands expect the child to respond to
moisture.
D
want
to vary If you
the Add u topping of coffee anke,
beaspoon of ground chances generous
Don't give the idea that you're If you were fired for
hard to get along with or that wolves wherever you attract tardiness. bad libit, such absence or not getting along you go. But at the boss was
rently difficult person, with the people, don't give long dissertation on how IT- fair it all was. Say
are he's known as such. All you allspice to your favourite sugar simply, need say is something like this: Jand butter mixture,
BOYS'
AND
Trouble In The Sky
GIRLS'
- A Man Knarf Knew Explained About the Broken Moon-
By MAX TRELL
"If you look up in the sky." said Knarf, "you'll see some- NARF, the shadow-boy, thing very strange. There's only
looked up into the sky and half a moon."
Thi
he
The Cat looked up.
got up and
绥
AKE requests of your use the words of a request and
them as if they were
com- seldom, whether he is two mand.
Be sincere and,honest. But don't con- When a child of 3 or 13, Ands or sixteen.
that you mean fuse the two.
what you say. when you ask him to do somc- Don't
be a wolf in sheep's
clothing when you ask a child to thing for you, he will feel that Are treating him as a real you person; that you are "dmtho square #
do something for you.
MAGAZINE
"Hello, Knart," said Plumber. "Something's happened to the incon," said Knurf. "Half of it is broken oft. Can you fix it?" The plumber looked up at the moon and scratched his head.
"I've got a hammer and a monkey wrench," he said. "ve Hot a screw driver and a chise).
plumber walked
"Oh!" By STELLA exclaimed:
looked again and said: "Oh! Oh!"* "It must have hit something But none of those tools are any
Knart looked down to the end and broken," said the Cat. "I good for fixing the moon." of the street, There he saw the don't know what it's coing up
the Then Policemon. No hurried up to in the sity, anyway."
away. Cat Then the him.
Hello, Mr Policeman," said walled inside the house.
Then man came along. Ho Knart.
was just through with, work. He "Hello, Kuart," sald the Knarf Tells Plumber smiled when he saw Knarf, and-" Policeman.
Knart smiled when he saw him. Fust then
came n plumber along.
"Hello, Papa," saki Knarf, "Hello, Mr Plumber," bald "Hello, Knart," said Papa.
-"Did you notice the moon?"
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hd June and should always plan to they were before captivity. : begin your not new objectives You have en ardent love of nature at than me.
appear to be and cannot be content living alone. happy-go-lucky and to care little for Marriage will bring you many blese. the future. Actually, you are very ing and much happiness.
thila enreful to plan each stop Belore you go ahead, thus making sure that you are thoroughly ready to net before You start!
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CHESS PROBLEM
By G. STUART-GREEN
Black, 15 nieces
Ansong those barn un
dale are: Howard Pyle. artist: Will Gaylord Clark. poet: Frederick 9. Cozzens, author: Arthur Foote, com- porer: Hoger II, king of Stelly.
Something's Happened
"Just look up in the sky," said Knarf. Kharf. "Something's happened
You are fend of nalare and at an outdoor fr.' 1 not litely that To "find" what the stars iLovo into the inoon.” you could be entopletely happy with store for you tomorrow, select your urban living. You are exceptionally birthdiny, tar and read the correy. fond of animalit, and tlicy love you. nunding paragrapli. Let your birth You would be able to train them, for day slur be your daily guide.
TUESDAY, MARCH 6
PISCES (Peh, 20-39nr. 11)-To have
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Nept. 23)-The | full confklence in your own carefully unexpected could influence stairs in made celsions in the fist big step your life. Ty sendy for anything Howard linate succom
and you won't be surprised).
LIBRA
1
ARIES (MAY 22.Apt. 201--Impul- Alveners will lead "taly' to a major ttleappointment tostay, so be cautious ly all you undertake,
TAURUS (Apr, 21-May 413-For best resulla be diplomatic in all personal matters in which business
affairs are lovalvest.
The Policeman looked up Into the sky.
There's only half of it them" Rupert and the Gold Acorn-23
snkl Knart.
The Policeman smiled. "It's a half-moon," he said.
"I've scen
it hot way before."
"What happened to the other
sudden event witled canh?" asked Kart. "Where is can be a sudden event whileh ca upset your well-laki plans. De ready to change your procedure,
SCORPIO (Oct. 26-Nov. 2)igure
"Ah," said the Policeman, "I The anc wish I could tell you.
out the social implications of your to asit is the Cat.", Cais stay up actions today before you start all night: They imow all about conservative in all things,
BAGITTARIUS,(Nov. 21-Deg, 27)-e moon,"
partnere,
Saw A Cat
· GEMINI (May-22-tune 21)-A-day. There can be misunderstanding today when good judgment is of the utmost between
inca or Importance. Forward both business marital, so be guided in whist you and social matters,
So Krinet looked down the gly - CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)~ * CANCER (Juni Romence le net ne favourable as you Financial Affairs should be most street, and there he saw a Cat, might hope gor, so relegate it to the carefully planced." Taite inte- con- sitting on the top steps near, the family mattEPHALANZAPOLL. door of the house, where she background for now.
QUARIUS (AN. 31-17h 13 One lived. LEGJ, 24-Aug. 23)——Bellor not
KATAA "Hello, Cat," saldı
Krforf 1, Ki-QN5, any; 2, Q, N, or 10 (to act on any combination of bual of those days with nothing beats Be cautious A romance. Keep each in its logo exactly right,
"Hello, Knart," said the Cat. and diploruatie for best results. separate compartment for now,
ta White, 7 pieces, White to play: mate in two. Solution to Saturday's problem:
mates.
Don't
If you want him to do some thing you are sure he should do or desist from, doing something he should not do, be sure the res quest will work before you make it. Also, if you command him to do something, be sure he will bey the command before you obey the make
it,
For example, if you are trying to teach your child at two, eight or twelve to say "Please" and "Thank you," try hard to make It satisfying for him to
to say this.
If you don't want him to kicke you
OIL The shins, command him, and have available the necessary punishment to make it imme diately painful to him when he docs.
If your lot is doing something you are sure he should not do, Say No at once and provide effective punishment it he dis- obcya If you wish him to .do something for you, ask him and Apend no end of patience
"It's on to win his com→→
"There's only half's moon!" Knarf told the Cat.
"Yes," sald Knart, broken in half."
Whether he is two or and you wish him ta
do a special favour for you, a request that really a request Not Really Broken
may be very powerful. 'It's not really broken," said
Regarding the jobs you want Papa The half that you can! him to do, don disk him to do
tell him.
seo is hidden in the darkness of the absurd jo ask a tot of two
the sky. It's like a little boy standing in a dark hallway with
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Telt
administered.
wis a re-
his head stuck into a lighted over to run into the street, room. You can only see the never to play in the fre. boy's head. The rest of him is him not to do such things and Hichkiem. But he's silla whole ECC that he never can do them without having immediate phy- Boy. He isn't a half boy."
"I understand," said Knarf.scal discomfort ad
I would be wise to ask him "Gradually," said Papa, "Uro moon will get bigger and bigger to run an errand for you pro
vided ho felt
thin wa until finally you'll see the whole
quosi
lost and not a command. But "We've struck the cliffs at the
moon again, the full moon."
"I'm glut to know that," said if he discovers he has no choice wrong spot and I don't know if
Knart as lie and Papa walked in the matter, there'll be dim- we ought to turn to the left or ruths right,'" says Rupert, "** (1) jo
into the house. It was nearly culties. Make as few commands Don't confuse |2. up,and see [1] can recognise the
dinner time. "I'd hate to think as necessary. “Ay, I know lu”... .../
them, with or tight place!" He enjoys tha
there zewas jonly, „halfja; moon:
· or the early voice 'çanès inom below..
requeals versa. acramblu and from the cop he gira
irfis the home of my anamy The moon I'much a nice thing
--GARRY C. MYERS, PHD, ALL RIGHTS KEIRAPER
Jup in the sky.”
around. ** Yen, it's over, this way," he cries. There's the hollow tree. And, razy, there's that incond erstle, s dark one, in the distance."