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This Funny World
Bill Gates
McNaught Byndicate, Inc.
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THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1956.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Bluff Gains Helpful Lead
By OSWALD JACOBY
HERE wasn't much to the
play of today's hand, so we can clear it up very quickly and proceed to a discussion of the bidding. Declarer won the first trick in dummy with the king of diamonds and returned a low heart in order to finesse the queen.
succeeded,
When this finesse the contract was virtually #6- sured, South cashed the ace of | hearts" "afld, ran diamonds, per- fcetly willing to let the op- ponents take a heart and two clubs whenever they Uked South could have made on extra trick by means of an end play, but he was quite satisfied to make his game contract with- out working zo hard.
The bidding was rather more interesting than the play. West's jump overcall of two spades was intended as a pre-emptive bid. Sonte experts use the jump over- call to show a strong hand, but others preter to use it to show n long wuit bua wenk hand. Either method will produce re- sults, provided that your partner knows exactly which method you
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Bre following. It might be dis- astris to make a jump overcall on a weak hand if your partner expected such a bid to show
In this case West got into no
trouble. East had a good hand, but he knew that his partner's bid showed a weak hand. Hence East stayed discreetly out of the bidding.
for tins Preven-strength, tion of Cruelty to Bureau- crats should pounce on the man who having filled in Mree forms. full exactly similar. refused t
fill in a fourth, which differed other in no respert
from the three. If the public refuses to "collaborate," bureaucratic gov-
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The most interesting bid all was South's rebld of four clubs. Ordinarily, such tl blo would show strength in
clubs
and some interest in star In this case, South intended meƒe- ly to bluff West out of an open- walled the detent of the bureau-ing lead in clubs. It seemed un-
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YOUR BIRTHDAY --- By STELLA
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23
BORN Letay, you have an expan
sive mul magnetic personality. Your home and family ten are strong. Ikely thol You with wed at an early age and that you will want a large family of your
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"boss" for you dislike having to Lake directions from another. re ure too original and have too muel miflative to work un nome, routine Job For you variety is Indeed the calce of fe
Among those bom an this date are:
You wousen have a real talent for Hondel, compose Samuel Papy, homemaking and your feeling for darkst: Emma Hari Ward. edues. colour and design le mure. You have to
The Snack of getting a lot for a Deland and
lafzoriont
Cicer Dubois, author
Margaret tle money and when it comes to Staphen D. Volk, artist; Jean Baptist furnishing your home, you will show de Bendytle, explorer. your Bale for decoration.
No mut-whiat de stars have in You men are more upt lo. be, stomattor you tomorrow, select your talented in the zic, litera- birtday mini and read the contes ture, or painting. You probably will-ponding peragraph. Let your-birth- be happle: # you are
your
own day be your daily guide. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar. 21)—Concen-
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new
(Aug. 24-8opt. 23)-You fiste en your job durint «Mce hours should be able to promote mud
be idea and see that it is accepted by
Those in authority.
pleasure, end romance,
ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20)-A happy LIBRA \\8=p€ 24-Oct. 23)–Make day when reidänce and pleasure are full use of your magnatte personality paramount in your life. Everything to get monjething that you
is in your favour,
Wanted for a long time.
have
SCORPIO (Oct., 24-Nov. 27)-Bọ TAURUS (Apr. 11-May 21)-Com-
co-operative with others in further- social duties in your objective and you will find | business, wod. 1bine
advantageously. This cats be our of mutually begrudicial. your best days the month.
YAGITTARIUM (Nov. Dec.
GEMINI (May 22-tone X1)~There ` It you enjoy competitive sports, you le romance for you, if you sto seek--may have an opportunikly to filulgo ing it. Just be mire you recognise in fula hobby, "Haya pani pad
(Dec. 1-Jan. 20)-
1 when it appears!
CAPRICUIN
CANDER (June 28-July 21)—This Pay close attention to detail today. good prodt-liking day. The big problems will take care of can be a Your efforts are amply rewarded. fremerives)
line that North could have a
enough hand to carry the bidding 100 high, South felt sure that the bidding would end at four hearts, and that West would shy
away from a club opening lead,
Things turned out much na South had expected. West open- ed the unbid suit, and South hud no trouble making his con- tract.
There would have been a dif- ferent story to tell If West hud opened a club, East would take the first two club tricks and lead a third club. This would give the defenders two trump tricks, defeating the contract.
♥÷CARD Sense♣♦
Q-The bidding has been: South
West North
Bast
1 Diamond Pats 1 Heart Pass
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You, South, hold:
AQзWE ŞAK 10 0 SAQJ4 What do you do?
A-Bid three no-trump. With 21 points, balanced distribution, and strength in all unbid suits, waste no time in geiting to game. TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been:
West North South
East
WOMANSENSE
Pictured above are two latest creations of Gilbert Orcel.
Left: Named "Cirve", this sophisticated head-dress for evening is in pink organza, decorated with a large pink rose in the centre. Note the smooth hairde of the model, which matches the shape of the head-dress,
Right: "Cocagne", an afternoon hat made of ribbona in blue and brown resting on a crown of Italian straw. - Agence France-Presse.
THE SMART COOK USES UP
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EVERY
"CHICKEN meat is
BIT OF CHICKEN
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
a
first-class protein, easy,
to digest, especially if it is roasted, broiled, fricasseed or boiled. It ranks with beef in nutritive value,' was telling the Chef.
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would like to add, Madame," he replied, "that a good chef uses a chicken to the last bite. The giblets also, except the liver, ure pressure-cooked into a good soup for lunch, along with the chicken
Norway this recipe from very good,'