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This Funny World
Pratiks
MeHaught Byndsamle, Ing.- Callter's
Are you sure at's all right for her to be up this late?"
.BY. THE WAY.
by
Beachcomber
COMMENTING
th <s covery of the Rembrandt in Ang muvim us, a writer anys: "Though it is only 101n. by Din.. 11 is estimated to be wog th
£30,000
the
Thu reminds # †ነ Rustaquouere who told his wife to buy il
She pud Borne sands of pounds for is very small Corol, and he said ungrily We end surely afford something bigger
things that
Why pay at the rate of hun- dreds of pounds per meh, when you
yards and yards of modern
for T cheaply"
Low life above stairs
I Did you hear that, Sh
pop of a champagne cork 11 1 the music of a dinner table."
"Adur? de se love the
"Yes, but I'm afraki, Lady Catchment, the sound you heard was the bursting of my already overstrained uences
25,000,000 warms
WHEN the
Aberdeen Chan-
ber of Camnei ve
received
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tur 25,000,000 gurihw1
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Aberdeen organise
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bunt, and fine these who have on their pre- Wermis concealed mises? Or will the whole towa Furn out and crouch with ears to the ground? Or will they, like delectives in Als rely Thrusties to lend them to their vichans?
"Follow the thrush, and you'll And the worn." There's une. Jamie! Peuince oà hun!" Must the wors be natives of Aberdeen? Must the Chamber reject a fellow Wha has wormed his way Et from Kincardine tr Angus, or 24 setiler from Bandt, la search of peace and quiet"
Deflation
NOTHER Dig firm has Juined
In the deflation
enispaign. Their advertisement says.
kurw If only our customer;
Helena tehat weird and chemicals po into our tinned products they would sape their
ney for the Inland Reveme mnaead of wasting it in
our aliopa. From today our prices
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THE "CHINA_MAIL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 27, 1956.
●JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Opening Lead Assures Slam
By OSWALD JACOBY
THERE is very little excuse for
getting to six spades in the hand shown today, and
this over-ambitious contract should normally be defeated with care. South should be content with a contract of four spades since he has a somewhat stretched two- bid and his partner could not make a positive response.
With the opening lead of the jack of spades, South's problems are miraculously solved.
South wins the first trick with the aco of spades, cashes the ace king of heario, and ruffs heart. Declarer gels back to dummy with the ten of spades, drawing the outstanding trumps.
und
a
Now dummy's two good bearia can be cashed, and South geta
ric slam is now home.
of two losing cards. The
When this hand was actually played, in the summer of 1994 in a match between -England and Italy, the bidding was even worse than the sequence that is shown In the diagram. The Italian players were
using
NORTH 4 10 0 ♥K DU 54 *Q*
30
10 9 7 4
WEST AJ 3
JB 2 KJ804
EAST
497
AAJ3
Q10 7
732
420052
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SOUTH (D)
VAJ
• A 10 B AK
Neither side vul.
South West
North
Eart
2 A 3 A GA
Phas
2 N.T.
Pass
Pass
4❤
Разз
Pass
Poss
Pass
Opening lead—▲ J
As
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very artificial system, and the result of a misunderstand- ing North wound up as the de- clarer at six spadesi
Some of the English specta- seem to be so reluctant to ators relaxed
when this took their money. If there are stil place, since East could not make people improvident enough to
It didn't a fatal opening lead. b
trash, matter what East chose to open. Vir ubuminable perhaps thts warning
will the
contract Was practically questions frighten them of.
certain 10 go down. The only 1F5:མ Who will coffret thein?
really fatal opening lead Was Who will Count them? Will Mistinguett at the Bodleian the jack of spades, and that cord was in the West hand. THE death of Mistinguett
re-What could be safer, from the called to me the extra-English point of view? ordinary fact revealed by the Perhaps to prove that there is researches of Professor Timothy no such thing as safety. West Shy that she wus once an unexpectedly al ut assistant #L the Bodleian This was bad enough: but as Library. 1 have only once seen
you probably guessed. West ths entradicted--by Professor chose to lead the jack of spudes. E. D. Etheridge, who pon-poohs North, the declarer, had the the iden s "History of the
right to accept this lead if he Bodleian."
chose to do so. After some thought, he did decide to accept the lead and therefore this "Impossible" slam.
J.
CROSSWORD
Across
trand Mama's wife as buliding. (4-0)
1. Boobs
And
19
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8. Threstom, qua
10. Just the abut, (9)
11. Hangs around. (7)
18 If warns of a danger at men,
(5-4)
n
1. Early hadler, (9)
* Schip without science. (3)
20. Wud one for a play. (3)
21. The pride už four eye. (A)
22. Spinneya, (0)
Dowo
1. It may be struck on a special
Occasion. (12)
2. t carries information
dnsker. (5-6)
Partner for crauny, (5)
for
A
4. Bpring means practically every-
thing to the succent of
chla
6. The followers of QUIA KINY De
religious. (4)
d. Boug for tenom-and woodland
Lavar (8)
1. A hundred from & Down. (3)
. It must come out of the bottle
If you are intent on wing it.
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12. You re Ot 13
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good this, 10 a
14. Vain follow
from BUKALA (4)
18. (le may get Down
ho's seen. (4) 10. Diet for Carboma S
17. The
mit
Dart of chill,
(4)
Kesterday a whethe
CHESS PROBLEM
By JOHN & DRIVER
Black, 9 piecca.
White, 8 places, White to play: mate in two.
Solution to yesterday's problem?"
TARGET
NMA
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mkdy
Hurds of tour leiters or more cati JDU MREC from tbr fetters in the vquare on the left
in
making cach word the letters in each of the small squaren may be tied once only. Each word must contain the tanke tetter in the centre square, and there
must be 41 least one nine-letter word in the words:
list. No plurals; he tore DAY'S по propet TARGET: 31 words good, 30 words. very poo 43 words. excellent Bolttop tomorrow.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION Couri crust curator cursor curi out butcost rout ruat ecaur acour scout SCRUTATOR
Our Stout nirut rurat eurcot tant forus four tout trout trust talo
of turt
made
#÷CARD Sensent
Q-The bidding has been: South
West North
WOMANSENSE
Page:
Chinese-Inspired Hat From Paris New York Spring Fashions Will
This Chine-inspired spring hat is one of the latest creations of Rasa Valois, Os malural-coloured straw, it looks remarkably original; the black velvet ribbon provides a con- trast, Agenes France-Presse.
Have A Cosmopolitan Touch
fashions
New York. One of his favourites is a huge so the back hung down the way' wrap be an Indian papoose holder does. will circular-cut 10059
labelled the "Nomad's Codt." His The “Mantler" was made strictly
Claire McCardell kept her ine
SPRING an international Trecation, low
flavour this year, with nóg ** curry (yellow), saffron.
milk stylish women appearing in (yellow)..
obe honey garments
(white ranging from
and baige), Nublan America in tone but went along brown (almost black), white with the others in emphasising "Nehru Coats" to skirts fade (greenish white) and lotus the back with swallowtail fail- inspired by Egypt's (bluish laventar).
pyramids.
NEHRU COAT
Gowns the colour of tho sands
was Zuckerman of the Sahara,
who de Persian green Greek tunis, Oriental coats, signed the Nehru Coat, based on cocktail dresses and the straight long coat usually Empire sequin studded Spanish boleros worn by India's Prime Minister are among the many items that Jawaharlal Nehru. will be seen in the cosmopolitan fashion world.
COLOURFUL DISPLAY
Mrs Chapman offered "Pyramid Panels" on skirts. They ate tapered panels at the back of the bodice and skirt of Q turquoise silk taffeta gown.
"Almost every dress has its 26th excitement centred at the back,"
All these and many more colourful citations were displayed a fortnight ngo in the second round of the five-day national press week of the New she said. York DresS Institute's couture group which includes some of the highest priced dressmakers.
Among the designers who dis- played their wares were Claire McCardell, Cell Chapman and whose suita Ben Zuckerman, were given a For Easter air.
In fact, he billed himself "Abu Ben Zuckerman" in pre- senting suits featuring character- istics of styles from the Sahara to the Himalayas.
Does Your Child Have Flat Feet?
GENERALLY YOU
whether youngster has flat feet the way he walks.
The heels
of
these
of should be built up from
of to one-quarter inch on the inner edge.
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.
his weight can enough to support
properly, possibly because your
rickets. With weak muscics, the eighth by weight is thrown on the inner edges of his feet. This causes
outward point gradually become flat.
When he walks correctly, his and weight falls on the front outer edges of his feet and toes point straight ahead.
If he is flat-footed, however, his feel will turn out. His ankle will bulge a little on the inner side and the tendon at the back of his lower leg will be curved Instead of straight,
A child 'develops, flat feet when his muscles are not strong
East"
1 Diamond Pass I Heart Pass
?
You, South, hold:
Q973 85 ◆K Q 10 6 ♣A K 2
What do you do?
A-Bid ono spade. The suit is moth-caten, but It may help your partner to bid no-trump, or there may even be a good it in spades.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
ABIŤ 3 Q5 SK Q 156 ♣AKE
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
them to
Special Shoor
shoes
One-
an
The
Mrs Chapman aixo presented a "Neo-classic Look," in silk crepe tunic dresses with long Greek drapery at the back.
Pauline Trigere added her bit to the International touch — a "Papsoje Mantlet" borrowed from the American Indian. This W64 feature of a sleeveless cost draped around the shoulders
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Picture glass is best cleaned with cloth wrung out of hot alcohol. water and dipped in
Polish at once with soft cloth or chamois cloth until glasa is dry and glossy.
upper portion of the inner side
Onco and of the shoe should be stiffened. Properly fitted, the shoes will probably be a great benefit to the child.
Parents often wonder whether their children are pigeon-toed, I suggest you consult your but few of them have to worry notice about this. Until he is two years doctor as soon as you
are begin- old. a child may walk with his that your tot's feel ring to face outward. He prob- toes turned slightly inward. ably won't do much uni tho Generally, when he becomes child is about the age of two. a little older his feet will point normal re- straight ahead in the Then, he will undoubtedly
way, commend special shoos,
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Jim Pokey's Houseboat
-The Shadows Thought It Was More Like a Submarine-
By MAX TRELL going to visit a friend of mine," Willy Tond sold, "and If you'd like to come along with me, I'd be glad to have
+ you."
Knart and Hand, the shadows with the turned-about names,
who had just met Willy, told him they would be glad to visit any of his friends.
"Only," said Hand.
"do you
"Yes, Jim was down at the bottom," the Frog said. "I told him you were here. He's com
ing right up."
**I wish
your friend, Jim Pokey. would hurry," Han'd said to Willy, after they had been waiting for half an hour or so and there was no sign of
him whatever.
Willy laughed.
"No use being impution with mind telling us who your friend Jim," said Willy. "There's Ls?"
Walking Along
"I'll be delighted to tell you," Wily said. AT tell you his name and all about him as we walk along."
YOUR BIRTHDAY ....... By STELLA the hill and through the Pine
FRIDAY, JANUARY 27
marriage and children of your own BORN today, you have a powerful
personality and it is likely that is almost a necessity for your con
you will leave an Imprint on the tentment and happiness, Wed early.
o that you world in which you live. You have
can have your own family growing up around you you go on through life. Find some-
a tremendous amount of ambition
ail want to reach your goal early inilfe. It is not so much the one na demonstrative and so warm- money you desire but the prestigo, hearted as you are, for it is that which gives you the satimed feeling of accomplishment which lso necessary to your personal happiness.
You must be warned, however, that to keep on top of the heap in this blahly competitive world, you mum continuo to produce. One “Nash in the pan" of success is not enough.
Your emotions are very near the surface and you are not one who I happy living alone. Your family ties wit be strong. For you.
Among those bor on this dato are: Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany:" Charles F. Chickering, manufac turer: Ell Whitney Blake, inventor: Rossitor Johnson, author; Mozart and Jerome Kem, composers: James wred, paychologist: Ölŋ Downes, critic: Abbas 1 of Perala.
To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres. ponding paragraph. · Let your birth- day star be your dally guide,
SATURDAY, JANUARY ́28.
20-May. 2o)-
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So Knarf and Hanid walked along with Willy hopping be- tween them, They went down Tree Grove and then across the narrow strip of green slope that led down to the pond.
"His name is Jim Pokey." Willy said. "He ves down at the pond. In fact, he lives in the pond."
no-
body in the world who does less hurrying than old Jim. Ah,
how!" there he
Sure enough there was a little ripple in the water right hear the rocks where they were sit- ting and up came Jim Pokey.
The Frog dived into the water. and disappeared.
both had together adventuring at the bottom of the pond.
"Why. Willy." Hanid said in surprise, "I didn't knew you ever lived in the pond. I didn't think you did much swimming at all."
"He's a small!" cried Hanid.
Then Knarf saw what Willy
"I used to do lots of swim- meant when he said that Jim Pokey lived in a houseboat. Forming." Willy said, "when I was a young tadpole. When toads Jim Pokey lived in a shell are young they're tadpoles just (which was his house; made by like frogs are. But inter on, himself) and he was always in loads go away from the water the pond with it.
and frogs still stay right near it, just like Frog over there,"
"I wish everyone lived in "Is he a fish?" Knart asked,
Jlm Pokey crawled slowly up houseboat," Jim Pokey said. not in a voice that meant be to, the rock and opened the door "' fun cdventuring around at didn't like fish, but rather in a to his house and said: "Howdee- the bottom of the pond." voice that meant he was curious do" as pleasantly as you please. about anyone who lives in pond instead of near it or on it. "Jim Pokey is not a fish," ve- plied Willy. "He lives in houseboat
it Floated
a
Koort was about to asle what a. houseboat was (though ho had an iden it was a house shoped like a boat that floated on the water instead of staying settled on the land) but at this moment they crossed the green slope and there they were at the edge of the pond.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)- 1.50 (July K-Aug. You may have an important con You will and that business affairs ference that will point the way to go well, especially if they have your future MINCERE.
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Willy stood on a Batrock problem of serious portent, ka- V professions are well favoured
time. vestigate, ali dotails carefully,
Take an important under the willow tree that hung over the water and began call- (Mar 11-Apr. 203 step forward in your career.
LIBILA (Lapt #4-Oct. Write An Important letter. You: If you have to do some studying of
ing at the top of his shrill should find it ear, today, to pocisk job of work to
voices Jim Pokey, Jimmy!" Katch the necessary, things.? A before returning to the offlow, do it
TAURUE (ADT) Xt-May :81): today,- Dealing with those who are in your SCORPIO: (0+6) RENOVARTIS employ may be important. Be You may have Zavourable dealing
arminded,
all with someone who, la, in, the armurd
services,
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decisions.
but in Arm
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By and by a frog,caME hopping over.
. Jim a down at the bottom of the pond, I think," the Frog anid."""I'll tell him you're here,”
He Disappeared/
Wonderful Adventures
"What you live in is
0
more
After a bit of talk about the like a submarine than a house- weather, Willy and Jim Pokey boat," Hanid said, to Jim but settled down to a long chat Jim didn't know. what a sub-. about the wonderful times they marito was either,"
Rupert and the New Boat-32
*** Ar Rupert's worde Saden, Coleus * You nikad for WHAT 21 grapé stared kilently, "Then he sende for! Santa: CasaMA¤lət!^boat??? the cowboy a liar - bƐ Nutwood"] Rupert repmin., The oldʼgendomsan presénta. You may: that thirsin. parse armin'm the fat; and then; (** NOT what you asked for 22 ha keverybody's). Estopihatinizi ba * Bays. " No, answers Report zak-mousets to the banks his down in
Then the Frog plopped into the water and disappeared forked for a nice boat, but I dida's ) the snowERINEVATE ME and
? expect much, spentean awk thing kugha hadiant j #while and - presently plopped.
of
sponge with a cloth
approved
a week, leather furnituro
with on dampened neutral synthetic detergent.
AT
ners,"
Tho Brannel collection in- cluded Persian green and blur with "little girl bows"
Sondheim produced
dresses and full skirts,
Herbert
Empire cocktail dress of black silk chiffon with short puffed
s.coves,
His theme this year is look feminine, please."United Press,
“RECIPE” FOR PARENTS
West
Des Moines.
Des Moines Methodist Church cook- book of Invourite recipes included this one offered by Mrs Maxine Teole, Fairfield, Iowa:
Preserving Children 1 large grassy field
0 children
3 small dogs
Narrow, strip of brook
with pebbles
Hot sun
Flowers
Deep blue sky
Mix the
children
with
the dogs and empty Into
the feld, stirring Con- tinuously.
the Sprinklo fleld with flowers, pour the brook gently over the pebbles. Cover all with a deep blue sky and bake it In hot sun. When children are well browned they may bo removed. 'Will be found right for setting away to cool in bath tub.
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