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THE CHINA MAIL MONDAY, JANUARY 2, 1950,
●JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Discards Set Up Slam Play
By OSWALD JACOBY
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S il general rule, the A place to look for rufling trick is in dummy's shortest suit. Sometimes, however, the ruling trick can be transferred to Rome other salt, as we see in to- iday's hand.
It was easy for South to bid a slam after North had three spades. jumped
to
This showed strong support for spaties and the sort of hand that wasn't far from an opening bid.
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all would be well. South used The Blackwood bid of four no-frump to find out, and of five clubs The response con boy playing lopetch on the
showed that North had
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West continued hearts at the second trick, and South ruffed, ¡Declarer drew trumps in two rounds and then took the king arid nec of diamonds. Fur- tunately the suit broke, so South knew that he wouldn't need |club finesse.
South then proceeded to lead the queen, the jack, and the last his hand, dis- diamond from
three clubs from
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WOMANSENSE
THE SWEATER LOOK
In natural colour wool jersey, this jacket has a sweater look with draped neckline for a more feminine touch.
TO MANY, YOUR LAUGHTER CAN
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BE AN EMOTIONAL PICK-UP
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D. AUGH and be happy. your mind and body.
At first sight, this may sound a little silly, but actually it is good advice.
laugh.
moves
And
this relaxation, ay know, is important in venting fatigue.
you
pre-
even
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You'll feel more at ruse once your nerve tension his cased. When you
your And it's offeult to remain tense diaphragmn
up and
if you have a couple of good down and the outgoing air laughs. A smile, stimulates the larynx, or chuckle, is better than nothing,
the but a laugh la best of all. produce voice, chuckling Or laughing It will brighten sounds. These movements around you, too.
the use of many employ muscles and stimulate cir- culation.
to
the persons
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NEW TRENDS IN COSTUME
Mlergi
JEWELLERY
By VICTORIA CHAPPELLE
of allver and
of such
[ODERN costume jewel. mode
set with London now is particularly fine gems as because designers are making it within the imitations
topaz, aquamarines or amethysts, with a deep shimmering glaze. range of almost uvery purse, but always exactly matching Ono artist, in particular, is Somo of it, of course, will the drem.
using motifs of loops and spirals remain expensive, for al- Vory new are the triple pearl which, especially in earrings, though the stones may be chokera mounted On wires call attention to a pretty neck imilation, the settings are which expand and so need no or an uncommon neckline on a
fastenings; sometimes of silver and the craftsman- chokers can be transformed into Designers work with the ship superb. But even a bracelets, or they may have hope that a woman will not
Seme
these dress.
forget that good deal of this is copied bracelets to match.
these ornaments at far more modest price
of the best ceramic should set off her dress, her Jewellery being shown in hat, and her hair. just as couture clothes are --and, in addition, brilliant designers are employed to make attractive models which, beemuse they Hre mass-produced, are really inexpensive.
Designers of costung jewel- lery lodny work with the iden of inventing pieces for every occasion. For holiday clothes there is ceramie Jewellery or
pieces
of
untarnishable
Bluminium, for more formal
wear, guy little items are made It, sny. silver wit?1 R smooth duli finish with just enough marcasite sel in
draw
or
the melal to attention to a lear flower moilf; neckleta are act with simulated semi-precious stones which look like the real thing for important occasions,
IMPORTED IDEAS
At an exhibition of costume jewellery held in London at the Design and Research Centre for the Gold, Silver and Jewel- lery Industries, it was obvious that some of the designers hud found their ideas in other coup- tries. For instance, the heavy silver neckle's which are often scen in the Middle and Far Fast
attrac East had inspired some tive
From
india bas
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pieces.
deep
the "bib neeklet with
collar-like fringe, and
the beautiful enamel work scen on originals is now being copicu en some of the newest London models.
One designer spent a holiday In the West Indies and return- ed with a book of sketches which included a necklet of
Fucar-cane" icaver In
Pale gold metal which will be on the fanrket in 1056: the idea for her brooches and earrings in blonde tortoiseshell came from the same sourec.
are
Shown above are a set of costume jewels in the latest fashion.
The necklet and earrings suggest sugar-cane leaves.
Recipes To Stretch Food Budget
By Alice Denhoff
EFTOVER turkey is the prob-
1cm everywhere
Uso
Turkey Creole is so good it cau be served as a main dish,
To serve 4, slice 2 medium- sized onions and 3 medium-size green peppers.
Add 3 c. diced cooked turkey, ther white or dark meat. Con- tinue cooking, covered, over very Jow heat for 20 min, longer. Salt and pepper to inste.
Serve over cooked rice,
is Turkey and Almond Loaf quite no elegunt concoction and can come to table without any apologies about leftovers.
WAYS WITH BROOCHES
Short hair styles, which made carrings of far greater impor- are less tance than brooches, popular, and the indications are that in 1950 large brooches will
Some L be back in favour again. of them will be of the medal-days, so here's a limely iden that on type, often with a fringe may help tired menus and lean of jewels or of cut metal, and budgets, too!
likely to
depend for their effect on how they are worn- difficult it in on the shoulder, at the waist, You know how
or even pinned to the top of 10 keep from laughing when
a sleeve like an epaulette, de- Is sumeone nearby
guffawing
on the pending
shape of the over something. So, if you're me
brooch or the colour of the A
will amused, let your fellow workers
jewels, if any are used, also exercise lung spaces know it. It will serve us sort of
The Importance of using
4 cloves or garlic buds. which are difficult to ven-
colour
wis in jewellery
EITH
celery, tilate.
phasised
during the in a saucepan and add at breast crumbs, 14 c. recently
Bf
chopped collections
1950 least 1. turkey gravy. Cook minced, tbsp. incly dress
onion sauteed in butter, 2 c. over low heat for 30 min. fashions held in London. Even-
Add more gravy or turkey milk (e 1 c. cream and 1 c. ing
almost in- gowns were
chicken bouillon us chicken or neckle's broth or variably worn with
turkey stock) and solt and pepper to taste, and bracelets or heavy earrings required.
hearty laugh
plek-up to inany
an emotional of them.
as
Anything which helps case tension and create harmony In the body's
emotional reactions greatly relaxing health,
to better
But probably the prin cipal value of laughter regards your health is the contributes
carding
the
club shortness in dummy where none
effect it has on
JA (Nep. 24-001. 231 Nut had existed before. Now South
the time to go into matters involve could lead the ace of clubs, tak-
the of metals. machinery eff power is fir careful
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GEMINI (May 22-June 22)
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CHESS PROBLEM
By N. PETROVIC
Black, 6 pteccs.
to Saturday's
White, 1 pieces, White to play: mate in three.
Solutio 14 problem:
nates,
(Ort
last club. ing care of dummy's 24-Nov. 23-afler which it was a einch to You may And that a bumitess trip Turns out to be highly profitable for lead the nine of clubs and ruff
in dumuny
va and
SAGITTA021182 (NOV. 23-Dec. 22)—.
If the hunting
when you live, you
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prize of the reason today.
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ng the ately of rufting club
dummy, but this manoeuvre simple and safe, assuring slam contract,
TARGET
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LOW many word of four letters or more Can
the from letters to the મah n hon the left in making each word Lho inters 3D each of the amall squares may be used onto only.
word must contain the large letter to the reutre quare, and chero must be at Iraat ope nine-leiter word in the list. No plorału; no foreign words: no proper
TODAY'S names. TARGET: 37 words, good: 65 words, Very good: 10 Mord- excellent, Solution tomorrow.
SATURDAY'S SOLUTION: Absurd AUSURDITY ɑbut beit bard bast bias bird brad brakt brat bray trurat 1. Castles, any; 2. Q. K, or Ktbury bust busford busy deub dauby disbar disturb dinh drüh valid ruby stab tub tubid tuba tubar turbid.
ACTUSA
1. This pump is gossip
centre. (0)
8. it starts off with a
request, but senta Into
fold. (6)
B. Look here 1. You can't
bo sana. (44)
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debit (31
11. Buite far dancers. (101
12. The mother of Seth.
(3)
14. Silly pile ja a músic
ball character, (8)
19. They grow in America
by a film star 1- (10)
9
Saturday's" rohatlari,
CROSSWORD
AUB
in the
Is
the
♥*CARD Senten♦
Q-The bidding has been: North East South
West
1 Diamond Pass 1 Spade Pass
Pass 2 Clubs
You, South, hold:
AK 10 9 85 WJ43 4QZ JAQ6
What do you do?
A-Bid three clubs. You cannot "bld no-trump because you have no heart stopper, but you wish to encourage your partner to get to a game.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as In the question just answered. You, South, hold:
AQ 1085 843 #162 4K J What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
20. Currant without the
joud speaking. (8)
21, poll a nut (sue?:).K(E)
Tessa brings mallarào. tion. (8).
23, The 1s rest some other
way. (8)
DOWD
2. They go one why ib
New York.
(2)
8. It's a blow.. (8)
4. ita a puffer. (6)
Blemianes quantity
in a ship. (B)
4. It spect. Paul for 10+
atance. (0)
1. Pallus is a que for a
goddess. (6)*
là Fanut one cho c
subjects. En
1. Use gubiy centimetre in so involved fashion.
18. Jack the... – párnickáty
Gator, (B)
16. 8 Acrossby, another
101% DAINS.
12 sometimes heard of
18. Thousand, from kome? get into, tha sitany; (d).
BOYS" AND
Knarf Gets A Surprise
Peel and dice or fresh
To serve 4, mix in the order tomatoes and dieo contents of 1 given, 3 c. finely chopped, cook- small in pimientas, Mince 3 or cd turkey, c. coarsely chop- Place ped blanched almonds, 1 c. soft
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
street. "And he left me with all these bottles of milk."
But just as Knari was about start out, nlong Came Plumber.
to
"Good morning,· Plumber," said
Knarf.
"Good morning. Knarf," Bald the Plumber. "Where did you get all those bottles of milk and all those letters?"
-Milkman, Postman and Plumber Show Him Things-
By MAX TRELL KNARF, the shadow-boy, wont "When I was a boy," said the hop, sidp and jumping down Portman, "I wasn't much of a the street. He didn't hop very skipper and I wasn't much of a high nor jump very far nor jumper. But I was quite a good
fast but it was the hopper. Now just hold these milk. And the Postman hopped skip very best that he could do and he was doing it.
Knarf hadn't gone very for when he met the Milkman,
"Good morning. Milleman," sold Knarf. "Can you hop, skip und jump?"
He Carried A Tray The Milkman who was carry- malik batties in Ing a tray of cach hand, shook his head and
said:
"I can't hop and I can't jump worth a roll of pins but I used to be good at skipping. Here, hold these trays of malik for me and I'll show you."
So the Milkman counted one, two, three and
away he skipped, down the street and out of sight.
"I guess I ought to start de- livering these bottles of milk," Kaart said to himself. "I wish I knew what houses they went
Knart started down the street with the two trays of milk. He hadn't gone ten steps when, he met the Postman. {"Good", morning, Postman,"
ald Knart.
"Good morning here did you Klourfold the Postman get all those bottles of milk?" Knart explained that he had asend the Milkman if he could hóp, đăcip med jump.Then, the Bildman had Micipped down the
letters a minute and I'll show you."
Then the Postman gave Knart the pouch of letters and down the street he went hopping, farther and farther away until
finally he vanished,
"The Milkman skipped off," sald Knarf, "and left me his
off and left me his pouch of letters."
10-22
The Milkman asked Knari to hold his battles.
Bake in buttered bread pan at 375" F. for about 45 min. Serve in allees with a la king or mushroom sauce or giblet gravy,
or supper
Turkey sandwiches make de- licious Juncheon specials, nice enough to set be- fore guests.
For a cold sandwich that is bound to please, place a ̈siice of Swiss cheese, turkey, sliced hard-cooked eggs, and crisp bocon on a slice of rye bread, Cover all with Thousand Islands dressing.
For a satisfying hot sandwich, combing equal amounts of cook- od turkey, chopped and diced celery. Add piccalil; sait and pepper to taste and mayonnaise to moisten. Cut sandwich buns Jin halves and spread with buster or margarine. Spread turkey Aling on the bottom half of each bun and sprinkle with grated cheese,
"When I was a boy," said the Plumber, "I was no good at hopping and no good at skipping
& jumper but-wow-what wils! Hore, hold my bag of "My, oh, my," enid Knart to tools and I show you." himself, "now I have these Then down the street jumped
Plumber, letters to deliver as well as all the
jump, jump, these bottles of milk. If I don't jump-until he was gone,
Poor
Knart! There he was pouch of letters, and the bag of hurry up, the milk will get sour and the letters will be late." with the bottles of milk, and the fools. They were all so heavy
Placo both halves of bins cut that he couldn't hop, he couldn't side up, on a cookie sheet, Toast skip, he couldn't jump, indeed under low broiler heat until
hardly walk.
cheese melts and bun tops, are he could
And then suddenly, down toasted. Servo sandwich style.
For a really elegant dish that from the end of the street, came the skipping Milkman, the hop-Is. C favourite at one of the ping Postman, and the jumping world's most renowned clubs, Plumber.
servo hash, or minced turkey in "Never had so much fun in all crearn. The .club chet
life," said the Plumber, poached turkey but we tried. it
back his bag of tools. taking
with leftover roust. "Best fun in the world," said it is delicious, the Milkman tak!
taking back his
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it lands alongado, ** Why, k'u m Buddy, let's get going.". His lenda. sort of chair 12 excláiste Rupert.: Rapers cover the bar, they both What Thy le: for 20 shades for men down, hold name) insane, the you, the toy policeman showers. : châle in swang, ngreneda.
my
turkey and Hash or slloe leftover turkey, sauce on top and let simmer for |Pisco, in saucepan. Pour cream
few min. Season to taste and
small: ramekins. Burround with
two trays of
Simply wonderful fime," said the Fordman. He took back his of letters all right, but Pouch he didn't take them all back, |strvo ... over rice, or pour «into He gave one letter to Knarf green peas and place in oven to And that was Knart's letter with his oth
brown room for 4 servings
„Ta mako
You know how happy melt the butter in saucepan,
SHEF JULESA add, thap.;- nõur and by Tudu Knart
and 1 boiling mis
He was so happy that he went a Vios polling (heavy) hop-wichpfumping all the home. He reall ididistan
slowly.
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