SATCHMO USES AN OLD ROUTINE
NEW RECORDS by KENNETH ALLSOP
Paris with scarlot Rowers, white ATCHMO — abbrevia- bandma around head and smok- ing a clgarélté in a red holder.
tion for satchel mouth "That's right, man," he con- and the nickname by Armed after greeting mo. "Can't which Louis Armstrong is let my chops get chapped, It I'm gonna keep blowing I gotta fondly known in the jazz
Book hiter them old lips."* Ho international-attaches chortled, rumblingly, like à bad trumpet to satchel mouth gear-change. "Dig this."
Removing cigarette holder, he and ejects a cascade of produced a blue phial of salve notes that would Hend and smeared It on generously. herd of elephants stam- After 40 peding for cover.
years
of trumpet- playing his lips have the ap- pearance of chewed crepe. The effect upon that see-
While he finished dressing. tion of the Jazz Inter- Mrs Armstrong, the third) told "He national packed and pul- me about life with Louis,
all the sating in
Never takes a vacation. Paris, in precisely the we live in a nice 12-roomed opposite: making elephant- house out on Long Island. One like trumpetings of joy, of these days I'm going to make country squire out of Louis." they press forward
TRIAL NOTES lain even fuller earfuls,
kreps the Olympla. time. me In stitchca
to of
The prospective squire Te Satchmo ga to the micro turned. He wha sleek in phone. "Now RM 1 loact of chocolate seersucker Bull, black Sunny Side Of The Street," no bow tie and white sucks. He commands. This he sings in i have! switched to 12 green Vore which is like sandpaper
cigarette-holder. smeared with honey. The fame
yourself."
"Gotta he declared, I cal
is exaring midnight. The ate just last 051b, and sphere in charged as a lightning- all the Southern fried chicken I Jit
night Kummer Orleans.
WHITE
لمادة
this, man
know how? Like
He handed ane a docoment of there printed pages enlifled "Lose Weight the Salchmo Way." This is not just a diet charl, I read. Nay nay. I licket to a long, long, healthy life. This reuline will straighten you and
out's for sure
Dolmuty
al Up
11-7
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1955.
This Funny World
MARTIN
ONIFFRE
"All we're gonna do is sit in a dark niorla”
• BY THE WAY
By Beachcomber
Is being said in diplomatic circles that if you hold th office of profit under the Crown which disqualißes you from sit- 110% In Parliament, the only way to qualify for elcetion is to get yourself
MeKinght Syndiente, Inc.-ß Americss
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Dummy Trumps Need Guarding
hands
of
mamige-
YOUR BIRTHDAY
...... »Ý
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 24
STELLA Going to Europe?
BORN today, you have a keen mind, a witty tongue and the
ability to talk brillantly, in public. You have a reckless temperament, and will venture anything to get something you think you want: Since you are such an individualist, You AdlE it difficult to co-operate with others;
You must know when to net independently and when to net In concert if you dẹo tổ řešek, any possible linaticial, filccoss.
You aro bre take the side of the underdog and Will de everythis tour, power montova getditions You dre inclined to take the Bositive and öptithistle Bað of a problem, and that attitude, Itself, seems to ease the tension. Sometimes you appear much too frivolouh for the role in which you and yourself, cast. You thây need to learn tờ také yaútsölt miöre seriously
frienough, you will have a host of acquaintances, your close
may be only a very few, and tò thèm you are absolutely loyal. Your marriage to someone, who understands your tem- perametit can be exceptionally happy,
Among those born on this date are: Matthew Arnold, `author; Charles Wakefield Cadman and Henry Russell, composers; Kit Carson, pfoncer scout; Richard Sturgis, architect; Ruth Chatterton, actress and author, Carl Brisson, petor,
To find what the stars have in store for you foíierróvé, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph, Let your birthlký star bé your daily guide.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 25
73)--
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-383% 20) -- DANCER (Jattie 22-3ily Enjoy your friends and take stock This, of course, is a day for staying of all potential opportunities. Enjor at Home. Gather members of the Christmas chôer.
family around, your reside. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Web. 19) LED Christmas fedivities at your church. Perhaps you are the one fo live may have tremendous significance the family for Christmas dinner. to you this yone.
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PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20 You may have a feeling dist your Carėlesiness is something which you wont a change. The new year may pred to avald, unless you ore going bring something exciting.
to loro sometilig you valub = great ARIES (tar. 21-Apr-
20) deal, Maka up with a loved one on this LIBRA (Bx51. 11-Oct- Christmas Day if there has been a This should be an active day, Your difference of opinion lately..
family surrounde you and there TAURUA (Ape. 11-May ti should, u plenty of goodwill.
Scorpio (75et, service at your church
-Nov. 2 may bring you, exceptional spiritual Honie là while the nešti lá. Plán
to equilibrian and happiness today,
spend the day with your loved GEMINI (May
22-June 21)— ones. Travel if you must, but get This should be a gela gathering of an early, stack. Lamily And, cluse friends thum Chrisimai. Make it a Yery merry
Christmas
OTTE.
BAGITTARIUS glat, ka-bet, ž call to-opamtive as possible in earrging out the family plans,
By OSWALD JACOBY THUS far
in the series on trump ment we have sten Several defrated ut the cases in which It is important polis a second time by theto protect your own trump suli. randklate already elected.
Today I present an example of protecting dummy's frimp hold- You are happiest when you are working ni something which you have developed from an idea of your own. Yout temperd-
BORN today, you possess keen emotions, and your love for ali Dadiind is exceptional. It is likely that you have mahy látent tilents, which need to be developed it you are to measure up to what is expected of you.
A sensational development | lost tends the king of spades, ment is hot one that follows, for you much prefer to lead. You
WHEN the curious case cocktail
we
111 New want.
DRUMMER By now Satchmo and his All- Stors (all Negroes but for the white drunimer) have blasted and pounded their way through ld or no sacred airs such as Tin Roof Blues and Basin Street The living legend 10
The slimmer. straightened. was blowing a cornet around the sudeting picked
up his trumpet Storyville brothels and gin-hits and slew t few trial notes that in the salud days of Jazz during p
Shattered the 1014-18 war, and has been murtini glasses in the blowing the
were discussin yesterday and East signals with the nine, do have a wide range of interests and are able to turn your fors ever hat two
below. since - Is la top form.
WIK resumed, a representative West continues with the ace of hand to almost Any
work that is offered. This edd prove with
ta umpet When thr golden herty
of a $ indule Sub-Ara deposed spodes, and East completes his ingrance to real success, for you may try to do too many thingy ant seuls the dus- pointed at the congregation like carded one to the reform school
that the Fowl Pest Authority of signal with the five of spades. at the same time. li an age of specialisation you may find that a bazooka (about the same i-
Thimanton Upway and Lover- This "high-low" in spades indi- you will need to use your powers of concentration hore widely. he learned to
ned to play. puct is received) his eyes Bush
"Jazz don't change," he said.
cute-St. Eggfrith
its cates that Eaist wants the sult had put
You are extremely idealistic and unless you can find that the bright As the diamonds vings on
Tongue out At a doctor during | led again. swing just the same way I
will answer all the requirements of your unusuül person who either hand. Pale-blue suit
concert in the town bull, West obechently continues temperament, you might never wed. wung back us the old days in
If you do marry, your rumpled: shirt collar that was
The And I don't five
dortor rald: "Come to with the jack of spades,
as an exceptionully contented one and New 42 ka crisp and while
"South must do some thinking. chaberent lust #..
ny surgery tomorrow freed
Are: Sir morning.
Among these born on this dale
Isaac Newton, What on earth for?" asked the Why do Fast the mul
rcientist: want spades driving
David Hottinen, historian: reformer; Clara Barton, 1. Then continued? Obviously because In relaxing,
Elbridge J. Gerry, philanthropist, Francis Blake, inventor: A doubleton. Equally put your tongue he has
Edward Bromberg and Humphrey Bogart, actors. the dootor. "Mer
an hour ago is
how
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jin bow The droops damply. A dozen lawn handkerchiefs are now tossed soaked into the open plano, but sili rivers of weat course
down his checks ns ho plays.
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yella
man,
an
WHY
"Jazz don't change,"
English pilgrim among the French existentialist beards and claw-cuts.
Satchn prowls forward, growls unct grimaces through a song as + he is simultaneously suciting lemon, and obligingly continues 1 gu.
it
presented
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where
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hairs sleep at night. ht
always real relaxed.
After Paris he is now trung to clax
furants pare
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Then Brough Italy and Spaud. and back to the United States. Nr visit to London. fur the stubborn anuabbling of British and American musicians' arons
British
Admirers pleasure all Europe has expr enced-seeing and hearing this happy and singular man,
thinly the greatest artist
as yet, produced.
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typists, Fusearch staff and examiners? Or was it a personal gesture in- volving only the man who made it Mr Tinklebury Shopdriver. for the planliff, said he under. stood that this man was the en- tire thority at the moment. but the gesture was unofficial. Me Humphrey Gooseboote then CTORM-CROmined the allor Ion Barlow.
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No Those who have Managed to get to Paris brontent with Armstrong
IN order to recoup the Treasury for newly
11 es anonted from the Thus he has been going for record dry the
removal of the basit, purchase tax three months and 200 concerts Salehnte Session on HMV, DEJ
in dolls eyelashes, there is to be overall. seint-base, aprendover, in Scandinavia, Germany, Swit- 1105, in which he rumps dazzi-
such through
basic cumulative, supplementary LAX on zerland, Belgium and France, gly
al gonds excluded from and
the new The receipts
material as High Society (about £4,000
You Can't Ride
sales tax, exvrut non-procensed rusin, This week) must be consoling. But Hobo,
cheers-scoops under lain, in length, obviously. East must be able to Brunswick also offer a
gun hats for pontes, toy dredger overruft the dummy. (It would they have been earned by ex- Tran
bockets, unpainted fanyards, pliers be very strange if he couldn't.) pending
pressure snatch of Satelimo on 05505, Are - hose
he
fo torante stalks, spacs for out- seasonal palboiler in which
What can you do about it? throughout 3,000 separate num-
rigger calls, water-nain Are-plugs, to join rasps out an invitation
Mandard-size Kault-142, futa-casca The optimist ruffs with bers.
irisa
Christmas Night [+]
won-enemelled), Gothic semi-enfons, seven of hearts,
hoping that hoop-sticks, quá-hops, lizard trops. Harlem.
East
cannot top this card. This magenta marsh gus recording dialy. ronh, clay-nine rammers, voleanu gels our optimistic friend
make-vents, togliern-covern, harpoon ; where, for East does overruž. Us, kink door-knobs, and clec The defenders eventually get a club trick, and the contract is therefore defeated.
14
Clooney
trie wrasse-pets.
Inconstancy rewarded
ELIXIR OF YOUTH What is This 55-year-old Among the blizzard ol com- phenomenon's elixir of aming peting Christmas issues—a tink- youth? To discover this I
the radar-opened a pleasant Winter Wonder- ed through
by Rosemary Hless doors of Hotel Ambassa- (Philips PB 530), meloäle help- dur oni Boulevard Hausmann, ings of turkey and tinsel from DISCONSOLATE man. Bays my soured by silent it to a stylish the Four Aces In Christmas paper, wandared round outside a
film and
theatre on the night of a (Brunswick 05504)
Ol' Saint prenyair. He said he had been autograph trying to get a certala Cor 19 years. Finally he got some. one else's. I hope it was worth 15 year of effort,
suite, to which I was admitted song, Day toasting
by Mra Lucille Armstrong In
raspberry pink dressing gown, Nicholas (Philips PB332)
mules aud gold chaiti
Sparkling pair for the children the Wizard of Oz selection by
bine
around ankle.
The time Wils 11.45 Am. Joel Herron's Orchestra (MGM Satchmo, I gathered, was with- EP541) and Tom Tit Tot, a 11: alght of the end his
of
fiiry, story in rich Hertfordshire morning ablutions, These. Mrs Armstrong gave me to under by Bernard Miles (Decca 45-F
10050), stand. Occupy A Incan three Frankie Laine and Jo Stafford hours: likewise at bedtime. jolh voices In Floating Down to was curious to know how 010 Cotton Town (Philips BBR8075),
could
construct
a twice-a-day a Dixieland pot-pourri.
and on three-hour ritual out of rising RG06 Argo
have canned the and retiring.
Eric Robinson Music For You she explained. "there's TV programme. "Woll."" the
bathe
and the shower.
SKYWARDS shaving, vitamin pills and herbal
Conhoissour choice: Sarah medicine, gargle and eye-wash,
Dark After putting witch hazel pads on his Vaughan lips. And
voice like a so on. At bed-time (MGM EP53B). Just about the same in reverse." demented viola, spins skyward
AL this point
Satchmo to lasso a note and, marvellous- appeared in silk robe ablaze ly, never misses,
CROSS
Асто
22
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13
&. Bong is this," but
the melody lid-
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tanty. (8)
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the manuscript.
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patural. (2)
19. Enors
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you Intercard, 151
31. Le's on the ga Aaron after, the Overtura. (0) If you woro on thin you may Well be an eye-
22
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Singa
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CHESS PROBLEM
By F. ÖVERKAйP Black, 11 pieces.
Witte, & plecek, White to plat: mate in three.
to yesterday's Solution
problems
1, Q-RZ, any; 2, Ŕ tek, of útj ch) mátés.
DARTWORDS START MOR your Dart HERE
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BROBDINGNAQ YOÛT objective. You make the journey by fo arrange the other 48 word the cirgie such a way thei relationship"-betw any word, and the ong next to it governed by one of six rufen.
the? orsandes it ta It may be a smrbent a the word (hal-praveden (f
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The botter play is to discord a club from the unanyatead of rusting the third spade, East like- wise they a club, and West wins
trick.
Now the defenders are halpless, No matter what West does, you can win, draw three rounds of trumps, take the top clubs, and ruff your last club in the dumuny,
The club dircard from the dummony. prepared you for an eventual club rudi, i jave the defenders the spado trick, Diat, was always, bound to be teles, but it deprived thenD
otherwide win at the end.
of the club trick that moy would
VECARD SenseMA
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You, South, hold;,
What do you dar Ambid, two diamonds. You högë, to play the Land 41% low; amit contrári mild expect to bait four parlber’ů neži bid.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same ab in the question just answered. You, Sautin, hold: Jan MAJ753 914, ORGIES [49
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To find what the stars have in store for you on Monday, rejest your birthday star and read the corresponding pårugraph. Let your blithdflý star be your daily guide.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 26
CANCER
CAPRICORN Beč. 29-Jan. 20)—–—
AŽUANIUS (Jan.
21-Feb. 10)
You may need to think D lot of
todby Kings over very quietly Problems need, solving,
207-
"Pistes "trle.
20-
22-July <June
H
235-
to 1 pokalbte that wilting a good business letter will get better results today than pemanal interview.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. ZZ)-
quested, unless ycts are 100 peleent sure you are fight
You blind be ptobatén för 4 súr. Do grateful for the fing, things ihai prise romance. Love might bp at happen to, you now. They may be Örst sight, toot
unexpected bltasured,
LEO July 21-A
23) Accuracy is the most important comfaćnt to today2 SUCESI, Bo are that you are absolutely right.
VIRGO (Aus 71-Sept JJ- Don't permit a slight disappointment Be as practicat as you can, for tu casi a dicom on the rest of the being toe visionary might be going dyl. Grin and hear 12.
LIBRA egalist your best interests.
(Ath 21-bet. ARIES" KEE 21-Apr. Try to live your edilmón, tenso illie, even if it seems out of thee on such a romtatic des...
TAURUS
11-May (Apr. There will lie erme dagfülion in imp air, ovelally curly this morning. but your calmness will help.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-bes. 22)— ORMINI (May 12-tone 20- Facta giid truth, can become tho Even it domestic matters appear hole for a southa friendship. Aby sombreriat foggy just now. rest thing dire in as a house
built on xand. assured they will clarify soon. PORN today, you have a great deal of will power and tenacity. You are quiet, calm and self-contained, a a rule, so that most people do not realise your hidden power. Faced with a reni problem, deliberation are able to solve it without fuss, yet with careful Your powers of concentration are excellent and you are able to select one job, stick to it until it is finished to perfection. While your success may hot be of the spectacular type, it should be u quiet, sulisiátitial one which edn offer great happiness and lasting contentment.
Interested in the tinseen and the mysterious, you may have some powers of occultisih. Bo very careful in your use of this gift. There may be fans when you feel out of step with Jim-dim, being the symbol of the average individual. This may mean that It would be wise for you to change your environment end brodden your outlook so that you Have a larger fleld in which you. map express yourself,
Among those born to this duis are: Admiral Geötge Dowdy, U.S.N.; Thomas Nelson, potriot, Emma Southworth and netto Balin, authors; Harry Hanson, critic; blon Boucléault, playwright; Charles H. Van Brunt: jurist.
To find what the sinrs have in store for you on Tuesdaý, select your bhday star bhd Fedu Lie corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide,
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27 CAPRICORN this 23-321. 201—— or decisions today. Keep them woll Alertness will bag or wall in the under control; act Astutely. catcar line tottay. Just be enutious iri
sidrrronie Hoi is bị đứt h making, all, decisions.
Checking the budget for the new Aquarius, (dán, Mirəh. 497-Xdi scar and arranging, your schedule
and Beanstal matters be, carefully can bo Importaní. delinitive in your antwär, even 10 11#no."
PISCES, Feb. 20-Mac. 20)-est for you to keep your own counsel on matters of importance. Talce no one into your confidence.
ARIEB (Mar. 2k2Apr. 20)-May be a good lies tu gd over the budget and get it in, line. Prebare for the Incoming yoni
TAURUS (AD 11-klas. 31)--This may seem, à LOW EASY iter calm, however, grå, get your work done.
Gemini nik ABE)-Plan to spend a few, plewwn), hours, with a close friend, tile, keventa). Ob to the
BUANCER
You,all Phidayas ifries, that old
be an important day for a decision Solve berdua problem wildly and -You may find the job father. Mellé, even boltiging. Håld your tes purs
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minge......matieru Ala: ufilisisdod, no doprilet Sourvell be worried.
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