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JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Bidding And Play Must Be Proper

By OSWALD JACOBY

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JODAY'S hand

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and properly

contract. The

only problem was to play 11 property,

Declarer naturally went right up with dummy's ace of spades ot the Brst trick and tried the trump trump finesSE.

If the finesse hud lost, he'd have ping- ed the cluba optimistically by lending to the king and finessing the Jack. Since the trump succeeded, however, South drew three rounds of trumps and proceeded to play the clubs pesadmintically.

Anes

Every Kod bridge player should be Comillar with The proper piny of the clubs if the situation permits the loss of one Vtrick. The correct play is to lake the ace first and then lead

toward the king-nine.

If West plays the ten or cle, yu can win the king and lend the nine right back to bring the Full In very easily.

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you

West pi ya low club (as he would in this case), must inesse dumuny's nine.

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worried about losing that finesse of the nine, If Easy able to produce

there will be only one club, club out, which can be picked up Inter on by dummy's king. If East connat follow suit, the

will fnesse of the nine

win and will be vital to the success of the play.

WOMANSENSE

A glance at what sportswomen are wearing this winter

Go

golfing

with

RIX.

THIS smari, practical golfing Jackel is li TH

showerproof grenfell cloth and is com- pletely reversible. Lovely in red-and-grey. 1 has a Jaunty beret to match.

The fluffy grey wool skirt was designed by Teddy Tiniing for golfer Jean Donald. It has a special "hidden" pooket under the right side front seas, and side buttons.

The tailored shirt has short sleeves. The waterproof shoes are “aquaitle" veal in rich brown with rubber soles.

TIPS TO HELP

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Only one possibility remains. What if East rather than West has the four clubs headed by queen-ten? In that case, Weat will discard when you lead to- ward the king-nine. The situa tion is then clear, so you up with the king of clubs and lead another club bock towards the jack.

CARD Sense

Q-The bidding has been: North East South West

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2 Hearts Pass

You, South, hold: A5: VI4 AK7032 4653

What do you do?

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Answer Tomorrow

BY. THE. WAY.

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Beachcomber

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YOU TIDY

INTERIOR

By ELEANOR ROSS

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AS

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THE FAILING EXECUTIVE

By W. W. BAUER, M.D..

THE boss is human, too. funtly for periodle health-ap- When something hap- praially those of executivo rank. of employees, es- pens to his health,

the re who are too often omitted from porcussions may go far company plans on the generally through his organisation, accepted theory that they should affecting many persons and be able to look after themselves.

They should, but few do. much money. Too often

The boss is likely to be the neither the company nor the

hardest driven man in the

boss pays much attention to Brodern business organisation,

his health.

because he drives himself. Ho skips the coffee break; ignores Here's

a history to prove it, the quitting signal; has a luneli adapted from a report by Robert tray at his desic, or attends a J. Clarke and David W. Ewing business conference lunch. но en a new approach to employee taires a briefcase full of work health programmes, The man home at night and on weekends, was an executive, 52 years old Too often and active. He had suffered for about eight years from indiges. tion, which he knew came from gallstones. Ho had never found time to heed the advice to have them out.

It keeps him awako and tense for into the night.

ANOTHER CASE

The story need not be so grim. Here is another executive, 42 years old, with great promise

At a Christmas party, he ate ahead in his career, But he felt too much rich food, und was soon that he was going down hil seized with terrible abdominal physically. He had colds, and pami, vomiting, shortness of

his k

knees felt "rubbery:" he was breath and pallor. Knowing the dizzy and nauseated. When his way a of gallstones, he assured employers met him for a thor- his family that he woud be all ough check-up, several low- right, and advised them to go grode infections were discover- right on with their party.

and appropriately treated. Now he feels fine.

ed

But he was sick for five days,

This second man was of moro and for the next three weeks he continued to have "Indigestion," benefit to his employers as well though it seemed to differ from is to himself. The first was lost the kind he was accustomed to to his employers and faced a having. He was now very busy troublesome future. One should for an annual board not have to labour the point. And preparing meeting, and besides he was em- it

apply alone to barrassed about calling his doc- executivos, It is pertinent all

president

lor and confessing his neglect the way down the line from the of the advice about surgery.

the office boy. Periodle health appraisal by

SERIOUS NEGLECT

physician

pay's dividends

al

along the line in preventing. discass promoting efficiency,

LACE DANCE

During the board meeting he increasing well-being, and some-

even saving life. wes seized with excruciating pain times

The earlier in life it is begun. and had to give up. Diagnosis? Gall-bladder

of the better. and stones, course! But no-it was a conon- and this was ery heart attack, the second one. The first was his "indigestion" at Christmas. Now it was too late for the gall-blað- crili- der surgery, because of the cal condition of the heart.

This man lost his health, and probably shortened his life. He was at the height of a success- ful career,

and at an age too to give in. If he had

o Hollowed

the medical advice

clean

and Spots on the upholstery that one of our friends refer ate the upholstery--some seat carpet flooring Içok as untidy

house of pour to it as her living room on cushions.

rests arin

are and indicative

the in they do wheels. And, good house. padded with foam rubber which keeping

in home. deteriorates when it comes keeper that she is, the in- contact with dry-cleaning fluid. To remove grease and terior of the

is as Soaking the floor covering will stains, rub lightly with citant about removal of his gallstones,

If rubber

carbon tetrachloride. wel with spic-and-span as every room also prove harmful

An compound is used in the back-

emergency treatment in her home.

for oil-saturated fabric is ing construction.

uld quarter. little of the cleaning fuld

for his surgery, the examinations on the spot, soalting it up Im- mediately by pressing

ean and precautionary tests involved a clean

in preparation for operation, white blotter firmly against it would probably have revealed

car

clean

Keeping a car Interio and fresh makes for pi aanler travelling, and #t ina) even prove to be a good investment when trade-in time comes along.

the

It's a good idea to dust upholstery fabric and carpet floor covering with

a whisk broom or

vacuum cleaner least once a month, more often it long trips are made. An oc- casional going-over with # cloth dampened with dry cleaning Buld will freshen these surfaces. However, don't satur.

BOYS'

und

Da

pour

to

he would not now be living in fear of on attack

from that

And if he had gone

and

the state of his arteries and the imminence of a possible heart

and repeating until all oil grease disappear. If soll remains rub from dirt in the grease, with a clean cloth and luke-attack. warm suds. Sponge off soap with IF...The biggest little word

with in the language. a clean cloth dampened of cold water.

Both genuine

imitation upholstery should be kept tee of dust as possible by fre- quent wiping with a dry cloth.

To clean and protect these surfaces, apply a thin film paste wax with a damp cloth to

To remove ice cream

stains,

cloth

off sponging

wet

with

Many companies now provide extensive health insurance cover- soap age for their employers. This is cold fine, but it does not go for [enough, There must be oppor-

a small area, rubbing to loosen rub with a cloth wet with warm the dirt and folding the cloth soup-suds. to a clean portion from time to with a

Polish each section Im water, Let dry. time.

AND

No Time For Breakfast

GIRLS'

-Chirpie Had To Say Goodbye To A Talkative Friend-

By MAX TRELL HIRPIE Sparrow came to the avindowsill. He was earller than usual, and because of that, his breadcrumbs were not yet pul out for him.

"Sure, come along, the more the merrier," said Chirple, "Fol- low me."

So Knant and Hanld followed And Chirble down: to the pier. there was the 'ship. It was enor- mous. It had three smoke stacks,

A New Friend

Cetatea

MAGAZINE

uniform coming down the street.

In one hand, he carried a bag.

of clothes; in the other, carried a bird cage.

ho

"Yep, there's Pete! Hi Pete!" erled Chirpic.

From Inside the cage a harsh

Answered: "H! Voice

there, Chirpl How's me ol' matey this lovely morning!"

And now Knart and Hanid caw that Peter P. Tallalot was a green parroc!

"Nice to meet ye," Pete sald, rodding with the greatest polite. ness to Knarf and Hanid. "Any friends of Chirple are friends of minel Come aboard and see the

"I should have telephoned I to a fine point?" "I wanted to Rossini and Puccini, with sony

was coming." he said to him- write my name with K," said logros interpolated. A tasteful

seli, "I should have let them blend of art and commerce. "calculated in the words of know I was in a hurry," "Had you no pen?" "That's the promoters, "to attract people While he was Just It," gold the man, "You to good music vin goap, and to Chirple was tapping with the "I'd go calling around the ship."

"How'd you like to own a thing like that?" Chirpie sald to Knarf and Hanid, "Pretty aifly, this ch?" saying

ser, I had a pen, but the egg good soap vla music. Instead, end of his beak on the window- world,” said Hanid. wouldn't go far enough Into my there will be a recitation entitled pane. "Knari Henidi" he called. small ink-pot Saturday's solution

until I bad "Ma Henderson's Tablecloth- sharpened it. My idea was to Before and After" with a hidden

Ho's Sailing hold it by the blunt end and choir and Ray Alvolva's Hopjoy

said the

CHESS PROBLEM

By P. MONREAL

Block. 8 pieces:

write with the sharp end." "I Boys playings mimbas.

follow this," magistrate. "If you had pen, Ship aground in chimney why try to write with an egg?

mor

wt.

The soffor carried a bag of clothes and a bird cage.

The ship

War. even "I'd be captain," said Knarf, enormous Inside than it "I'd steer across all the oceans," outside. There were cabine and

Just then Chirple uttered a corridors. There was a dining were decks and portholes and A few minutes Inter the two joyful chirp, "There's Pete!" room, as big as the biggest re- lifeboats. shadow - children with the Kharf and Hanid turned around. staurant.

stairs There were

"I'd like to sêg the captain,” turned-about names came. rụng They `saw sailor in a blue-loading above and below: There Knaft remarked. to Pete. Ining to the window to see what

On the Bridge on. Chirple Sparrow

You might as well say that you ALWAYS enjoy reading that was out to fly away morning.

phone-call

Was

"I haven't time this

tried to boil a pen for your film actrees, while lunching breakfast because you had an with one of her husbands in the

Even without the pen, privacy of an enormous hotel, for breakfast," he told them. “A surely you could have bollet an made a mystery

Triend of mine is salling for CYR." "You mean," and the The mystery is usually Europe on a ship. I'm going man, "that even if you haven't heightened by the presence of down to the pier and see

him got a pen you can boll an egg for cameramen round the telephone, off." breakfast?" "If you put it like a microphone at the lunch table "What friend. Chirpie?”· 29ked that,"

sald tho

magistrale in case she should wish to say a Hanid, testily. "Ah," said the main few words to the reporters at

"The name is Peter P. Talk- "but it wasn't a question of neighbouring tables,

and

A alot" breakfast or bolling anything. personal guard of publielty men Knart repeated You can't write with a blunt egg, on duty in the lounge. A BBC.Talk a lot? Is that It, Chirple?” even if you can get it into the recording of Trivia Tansy or Ink-pot. It snfudges." "That I Dawn Kedgaroo making one of "That%,” said Chiple. con well belleve," "iverred the' these mystery: calls would be "Well, I'll see you later. He exhausted magistrate.

White, 11 piccés, White to plaži mate in two,

Botution to

Artistic Commerce

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problem:

rather fun, but I don't think ad

A disappointing meeting

HERE Arnateur Invitation.

Cross

the name:

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was about to go. Knant stopped him. "Who Peter F. Talkalot?" When Ropere his recovered his Father Niptorse id balore, hún. with see the wavelets 'passing Wall; Ittle bear," says the; call beneath him, and the', sez-perpent "I told you. He's a friend-of

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FROCK

By ALICE ALDEN

EVENING hems go to all lengths this season, and for the less-than-long skirt there is a new, in-between length, nicely typified in this lovely creation. For the romantic

rather than dramatic evening dress, there is nothing as lovely as lace, Well aware of this, one muster de- signer uses fine Chantilly lace to create frosty white beauty, the lace lightly over-traced with iridescent throad. The simplicity" of the moulded strapless bodica is offect by the large, draped. satin saah.

LONG GLOVES

| RETURN IN ALL

LENGTHIS

New York. ONG gloves, which prac Ltically disappeared from

the fashion scenes in favour of the shortle, have returned.

Pete Tongths.

up

He's on the bridge." sold. "Just keep walking until you can't go any further. That's the bridge.**

And in alt

The range for daytime weak. Is drom Just above, the wrist on "They found the captain all to the albow, with the, mid-arm. right. The "bridge" wasn't really length destined to be the most a bridge. It was a large cabin || popular. Charles Kovar, - styling with windows all around. They said the new look in sleeves found him studying a map, Near responsible for revival of longep him was the steering wheel and tower. the compass. Finally a whisis paskut blew.

Slooves are shorter-most wuite now trave the bracelet, Ins "All nahore that's going stend ef" the full-length sleeve,” ashore Pate Talkalot. ;; salds hayanide ("Longer gloves are s "Thanics for coming to abe: me must otherwise there's a lot of off, “But I'll be bucks. A soil wil skin exposed a ye around the world with my sillor, lecenj

man. It'e de good ne-owning this 15 Rover suggested Chip, Ocod-byelry of aww wear they longer,

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