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THAN GUBBINS

OOD morning. Dregs. As one who has never punched

This

incans

coughing over

you

(unizas anybody or myth.og you count a pair of Army socks your out od thing quertermaster's Brac cigarette, you in your stores) I have never understood dreasing-gown trying to the pinching technique. light the fire in your front Why dio male' dregi think room, you making the mor- female dregs like being pinched

and

they wore ing tea,

even lucky, respectable, well-off you with

a butler to make the tea and a valel to get you dollied up for church.

Dregs, that's your new DAI.

swine, ex-eap talist

doga. hyena, id cano!bals,

it

Christmas turkeys Do they imagine that ove blems with the first agon. wing dip and Diessoma bruises grow?

GT.

boots, after a pip."

It's

THE CHINA" MAIL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1955.

like cleaning up

"My boots are dirty because

I did the shopping, dear,"

"And a nice mess you made of it, bringing back Joint full of bonet Docs the butcher think we're a couple of dogs?"

"And you didn' SA the

Why do Latin women ollow themselves to be pinched with- out punching back As girls лre now so athletic, awing.ng » right hook at the pinche:?

The of U

my Life Pari- nur. the Plucky Little Woman was shopping in varie she was

NO fi pinched so hard and

It was Mr M. Below who cal en us all dress So this is the last time he will be called "M." or even Meloloy, by this dreg, Hurls,t for mult, he will belle! what he looks like that she thought she was bei

followed by a live lebster. Pelato in Pawer-ner,

J

JUS

ardection

The Pok, Au

When she saw the Pince-nez said he could no gree 16 tree- of the lobster a shop window dom for the exchange of

I turned out to be an extremely BOOTH (between Russo and the ad white-bearded French dreg felen og West) because it would enable we, ring a beret at a eer'ath

Greg of society angle. to chice is sordid paradise,

The P.L.W. aufered one more Which meets

! nybody pinch and then stepped hard one who a not a Coenmunist, « who

with an ancient Corn

a high- not an admirer Chinum heeled shoe, rejoicing

scsile howls that rang down the The de la Patr

bism, dres.

My dictionary says a drug is ro us?.

2012 jollute 1

"I didn't notice the bones, dear."

notice the stale rog and the maggots in the apples either. Go от Out of

that chair."

"Out of my chair, dear?" "I want to meep behind it, "And of that settee,"

"Off the setter, too, dear?" "And don't you dare go into the drawing-room ruining my nrw covers with your disgusting trousers."

"Where can I go. dear "into the garden,** "But it's raining, dear,"

"Just the right time to catch You'll find a tiri and a slugB. packet of salt in the kitchen. Go on. Of you go."

All British

the PRINCE Est

mitter. So now you know. You Englishman's Home

Pincher dregs

QIXTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD

Fred Trets of the capitalist world are said to be so wetry of being treated by their wives as "unpaid lackeys" and being writing 191 a for ever in the way a. hume newspaper, the male dress of that some of them have offered

ACCORDING to Dreg Pat: cia

ly are as foul as they come.

to work in offices for nothing

She went lo Kome belles- ing the propaganda aboul Ita lan pallary and lound the Puld lackey-dreg

young men boorish,

Vain. al- ways "combing el hair publle and pushing girls over a scramble to get the only vacant sea in a bus.

Even their approach to wornet!

hardly Was

gallant,

Kelghran reports:

"Italian women Stav flattered to count

their

Dreg

frel

CON-

quests by the number of their

pinch bruises, but i found is rather painful.”

WD-

la euburban homme mu

is sitting by the Are trying to read a newa-

washing paper after

the up berakibat crockery. His wie enters with the vacuum cleaner,

"Oe.om. Up with your feet."

"My feet, dear?"

"How can I steep the carpet with your feet on 17"

Hant

:

Augustus ot with it

¡cast

European royal familier, has become a British citizen overnight,

انعا

I how expecting my old wartime

Captain- chaters. General - Lamco - Cieporal von Stinkentrouser and Herr Doktor von Schmelingpantz to claim arrive British citizenship and here wearing little Union Jacks

their buttonholes.

You now also Briiish vos?** "Ya. I now alo British Voy." "Dey say der Kaiser British VOI,"

"Ya. Und maybe Hitler also British vos. Hell Hitler."

"Hell der Kaiser."

"Mein ancestor Lion Stomach vos,"

Richard

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SAID HENRY FORD II No, I haven't got a yacht I work 9 to 6 for the fun

T took me a quarter of an hour to get from my restaurant to Claridges where I had an appointment with Henry Ford II.

In that time I suppose 20 der or more cars had rolled off the Ford production lines all

"Poddon, but you haf der mis-ovor take made. Richard der heart of der lion haf, but der stomach

cestor Jolly Prinz Charlie vos,"

"But I swept it this morning. of der los hat not. Men a

"Poddon, but you also haf Prinz der mistake made, Der Charlie not Jolly vos but Bonnic vos."

dear."

"And made it fitthy again with dirty your cigarette ash and

M

26th February—8th March 1956

LEIPZIG FAIR

WITH TECHNICAL FAIR

55 Trade Croups covering 265.000 squaro metres

of exhibition

15 Fair buildings. *pace in 19 Fair halls and 15 pavilions.

"Now we British với we must der British games play und der British food eat,”

"As you der descendant of der Scottish Charlie vos you must Perciler tons vind der huggir cat."

"As you der descendant of der English Richard vos you must der merry game of cricket play brans DR und der lolly baked

Toast ral."

"Pl, but der jily baked beans on toast i cannot digest."

"You will der jolly baked

By William Hickey

and of it

time in his determination

not

to raise money from Wall Street inanciers.

But now at last shares in the

I had met him briefly once oi There is A

house at Pain concernit is said to be worth well over 2,000 million dollars twice before, but as I told him, 1 Beach. Another at Southampare to be sold on the Stock wanted to hear him talk abou. ton, Long Island.

Exchange. himself.

But Henry Ford I seems to "I wear three caps," he said

of the ostentatious to me. do none

**I'm president of the that the old dollar spending

company. I'm chairman of the millionaires indulged in - and

Ford Foundation"

that is that the new Texas oll mil- the charitable trust which

the shorea

on the offering lienaires still indulge in

"No." he said. "I have no market "And I'm also, a hiem-

her of the family.

So able

yacht. Taxes have made ostentation difficult."

the world... but then we have grown used to. E is 38, and since he came gear: H16 aus heritage 10 years the marvel of productin which his grand- ago the stories of his abili y father Henry Ford I brought the proof of it in the prosperity

We got back to work. "I love have become of his fin

sold Henry

II. Ford into being.

too widespread to be atribuxd

"And so I don't find it hard to a court of hangers-on.

"How many employ.es have work, if you don't like the work, asked you get no pleasure out of life. you got aliogether?

"But I get a thrill out of it," he replied, "Well, now,"

And there you are. That is should say about 195,000 In the Uri.ed Slates And abroad why this enormoulsy rich man

But it wasn't the cars I was thinking of as I crossed the hall

HEKAY THE REDOND

of

beans on toast digeit, Dot an of the hotel, got into the lift order pos. Hell Jolly Prinz and walked along the corridor. Charlie."

I was thinkin g in terms

and especially in "Heil Richard Lion Stomach." the terms of power that this

Henry Ford II wields.

Ideal party

AMONG LIC

power

it."

well, there are 45,000 in works. He likes it. Britain. I should

say

100,000 outside America."

about

I thought of those figures for

a minute. About 300 000 empluy-

ces.

Taking their

13

to

A DESERT MISS DIOR TALKS OF HAREMS

From

SYDNEY SMITH

Rabat.

》RINCESS LALA AICHA,

PR

aged 25 and eldest newly daughter of the restored Sultan of Morocco, has started a fight to abolish the vell and the harem and give the women of her father's desert kingdom the VOTE.

She herself has never worn the vell. How absurd It would look with those Paris creations Christian Dior makes for her.

She talked to me about her buttle against the "tradi- tionists" in the garden of her private palace in Rabat, of a mile only a quarter from the white sugar-cake

quarlors where the 23 "Mes- dames X" of her father's, harem are installed..

Her long, wavy, copperTM tinted hair tunibled loosely, down six inches below her shoulders. Her firm mouth was strongly outlined with cyclamen lipstick.

She wore a man's gold wrist- watch and a signet ring with black marquetry framing a square diamond the size of a sixpence.

DETERMINED

Im-

She was dressed in an maculate tailored green twood suit, no stockings, and high- heeled, shiny black shoes.

What chanco does she stond of storming the citadel of Islamic law!

She,

starts off with a testi- monial for determination from her brother, 25-year-old Prince Moulay Hassan.

He said:"She should bay

we Been born a man. When were young and fought $0- "I can understand," he con-

gether

other's kicking oach shinig tinued, "that the Foundation, on

she WIS always the which the family

only have toughest." 12. wishes two seats in

The

princess herself said: its portfolio- not diversify

in one basloct.

"I'm starting women's organisa- have all its eggs in

tions in all the main cities. "The Foundation in a fan- Even

under the new Constitu- tastic thing," I sald "You give

tion, I don't think wo bavo like sums

50,000,000 away

much chance of abolishing the dollars just like that -- to

vell and getting the vote. increase professors' salaries."

be said, "these "Well;" Foundations have been called into being by the tax structure.

"But," I sold, "although you

ns à

family only have stats, you carry great

you A gives

power patronage greater than that of a

Power

old grandfather had heard him any that, he would

Of course,

II's it

dependants, IF is about a million people th:ouga

out the world are involved in have been proud of him. Ford's

Henry Ford it is a staggering number. It work is supremely interesting. the population of a State

It is a greater number than the Medicis, those great meditval tradesmen, ruled over when they ruled in Forence and had their satellite cities.

No_ostentation

S

why this man works.

waight

two

of

medieval king."

He rubbed a large hand over Was silent for a min-

"as choosing the

"I look on my job," he said, right man. But" and he sanded; "you don't his face. always find out about

man ute. until you give him a chance,"

SO

"You can't suddenly rip o vell off a woman and put her on | horseback Emancipa.ion won't

go very fast.

percent "Seventy-five

of Maroccan women have more or tess reluctantly dropped the veil, but they're not happy about it. The best we can hope for is.10 see that their children are free. to know better."

Anyway, she will encourage her father's women subjects by example,

BACK DOOR

Before the sultan was exiled. the princess scandalised the Moroccans by being photo-

graphed in a scanty ba.hing costume.

She still rides, - swims, goes water-skiing.

and

die is so quiet of voice, easy and courteous, that at times It is difficult to realise that this i not only the inheritor of one of the greatest industrial em- They call Claridges the holet A Ford spoke he jingled keys pires of history-but also Anot money-in his pocket, for kings"

and this mar

It was rather symbolic. He has an who in his 10 years of power has shown tremendous. Henry Ford

II-antics the dynaste rote in that tile-wields worry about money.

the keys to power; be doem' courage and a power of decision that has made him respected by thousand. of the sort of power that kines

said what a pity she had not And that made me wonder all the other car manufacturers

been able to see the demonstra- words written about Christ-used to have.

of Detroit,

tions of rejoicing at her father's he the I went into the suite mas parties weeks before

Very hard.

The old Ford was hostile to

return in the last few days, event one girl says the ideal sitting-room was filed with pink

got to the office about 8.15," unions. This Ford put through

“Ah, but I have," said the proportion of

is three roses and huge chrysanthemums. he said. guests

"And then, if I haven't this summer a guaranteed wage

Princess Aichs. "I've slippod men to one woman because could hear Ford's voice on the any other appointments, I stay plan with the union, that has "You lariow, heranid; "I've out of the palace by a back wate women k conversation.

telephone in the next room. there until about 0.15."

been criticised by the old guard never looked at it that way

by social

and seen everything He came in

a big, tall

Do you have much

asreeping Socialism."

before."

cvery day I am concerned Iman, good looking in a strongly lic

without

being So for as

"I'm no Socialist," said Ford, "I saw you the other oven- would prefer a party of chaps masculine way.

spotied," His manners "Net in Detroit,” he said. "You'

"But you've got to move with ing." I ended, "between Bir The old die-hard tradition- only. Or, it you must have were as easy as you would ex- see, it is provincial city, not the times. You've got to deal Patrick Hennessy, and Sir Row-alists are going to have a tough women, a lot of chaps and La peet from a man who was born ilke London or New York. It's with unions. I suppose you, land Smith, your, two British

time with Princess Intiopendence, Lollo.

to power.

mainly a family ta there, To him the exercise of it comes

Or better still La Lollo and

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as naturally as it came in the emphasised bridge" he

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"I

"try,"

"Do you read much?"

"I never read a book," he replied. **I. read magazines, towzpapers, trade reports, and so_on."

might say they are a product chiefs....I thought the least we

of bad management in the post," could do was to offer you an

Three caps

́A ND then. Henry Ford talked

honorary knighthood or peerage

after all, you are the boss," But Henry Ford II smiled and said: "They've done Д great job. Wonderful work"

And he jingled his keys. And no doubt thought

His house is not large. He about the issue of shares in has only three cars. I say only the company to the public. It the title Henry Ford II three because in the United is a landmark in history, for old quite imperial" enough." States that is no great number. Ford nearly went "broke at one · It is.

The Oddities

Bcome up with some

Of Learning

By LES ARMOUR

POCKET CARTOON by OSBERT LANCASTER"

that

Was

►RITAIN'S', child paychologists have from the humdrum of life. But they don't surprising no magle in numbers not for schoolboys, answers about the causes that lie behind anyway. children's troubles with learning.

buckle down and do their arithmetic. There's:

The Kent Education Committoo has just prepared a report which is the result of three '' years' work at a string of child guidance clinics, Here are two of the addition the psycho- logists, havo dicovat do well at:

Children who

arithmetic probably don't get along with their fathers.

Children, who don't do well at reading torul

And the reading?

Just the reverse, Children who are coddied at home--and unable to break from their mothers don't need any escape. So they don't take to roading the way children who aren't so comfortable, are 'apt to do.

Any more questions?

What about the child whose parents insist that he must always be top of his, vis

to have what the paychologists call a "mother" psychologists shudder, Children like fixation,"

How come?:

ixplanations:

suro, source of trouble.

school that they often havm' abough Saverything

What about parenter. Us

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