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This Funny World
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER. 29. 1965,
●JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
KEEP IN TRIM.
Page
By IDA JEAN KAIN
Singleton-Factor In DIOR LOUNGING OUTFIT EXERCISES TO BANISH THAT
Slam Bidding
By OSWALD JACOBY
You usually need 33 points in
A small
4
high cards to bid slom, but in today's hand North and South managed to bid very intelligent slam with only
29 points.
The key to their
Buccess was proper evaluation of a singleton.
South didn't think, there was
hls
MoNaught By Athens, Tear--{}) Coline's:
a Alom in the cards when
with partner responded no-trump, since this bld shows only 13 to 15 points. South did want to warn his partner about the singleton heart, he went out of his way to bid both the black suits without going past three no-trump.
two
"You owe me $3.80 for sitting and $1.00. 1, gave him to go to bed quietly"
YOUR BIRTHDAY ·
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29
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the cause of cunakeratite trouble ir you don't eullivate self-control Bul. apmetal soul. 11 15 winter you are likely that you will learn to commt in before you alwer in werth-for you do not care for the consequences of losing
nd altenating
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people! On
the other base, dont your hurly, real of imagined, inakie tr thes. Yo
wild store thents aro wart bold grudges what is quite as Tend as burning ont and antioR MA of them. Take the middle path. Talk things over quietly and owdaily. Polling over any
that may ensue
mkänderstanding
trump, since
of
no-
If North's spades
and hearts had been reversed, he would have gone
on to three
he would have By STELLA considerable
strength opposite As the his partner's singleton. cards actually lay, however, North had 01
high cards henria, where it was clear that South had a singleton. In such
slam
can usually cuses
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jatt, 20)-- This is a drie line to have a good talk and set right any nalautter standings at may have had
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 39)
Joy
dry thoroughly, it is possible that romance can come to you without your anticipating it PISCER (Feb. 20-star. 20
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B. Fairy tale monster.
2. Smooth the way. (3)
11. Home talk of him in song. We
The movement tends to
down to earth. (5)
18. Wider ship inuag.). 14-01
14. Cilacier. 13 41
18. The wooden hill, it is sometimes
called. (9)
12. Nos hem. (9)
28. Palm tree engagements 1 (5) 54. They tend to be stubborn. (91
DOWD
This is handy at bathtime. (44) Describes the panto slater. (4)
3. Nectary for axle-and trying
pan. (6)
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should Riway remember to keep a good look out here. (9)
6. Once for ices. (4)
d. Helper. (4)
7. The middle of the terrore, (5)
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Black, 10 pieces.
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to the slam in diamonds
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21) 24-Aug. Blo
and Investigate all detally when it comes to expanding bustne matters involvitut any ri
VIGO
The
only required play moderate" care. West opened a and trump, and declarer won
24-Sept. 23-led another trump, which was won in dummy.
If you work hard today. the re- wards will be exceptional and you can relax this evening with a clear
conscience
who
JTC
LODRA (Bepl 34-Oct 23) Hold to your regular schedule and don't let 11
jess conscientous interrupt your plans for today.
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(Url. 24-Nov 223- Romance may be in the air for you, so enjoy every moment of it. This may be your day! Make up your mind.
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words of four letters or more can you make the from letters in the square off the left in making each word the letters in each of the amati squares may be used once 041). Each word must contala the large letter in the centre saukee, and there must be t least one nine-letter word in the ilst. No plurale; no foreign
names.
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South ruffed 4 heart, led a club to the queen, ruffed an- entered dummy other heart, with a spade to ruff dummy's to last hear!, and got back dummy with anottier high lead dummy's last spado to trump. This picked up West'a *** last trump and allowed
South
to discard a spade, since he was now out of trumps, South easily made the rest of the tricks with high cards in the suits,
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MIDDLE
SPREAD
HE worst thing about
Tiddiensen not th
fra no
10-13
Bracing excercise
spread-it's the feeling of middle-age. Unhappily, that middle-age feeling is part and parcel of the spread. It's a sure sign the most important. muscles havo gone flabby and longer a match for gravity. Gradually fat settles amid raise the right leg up in the Movement: Come up to a sit- ships. When you can no Mr. Now slowly lower the leg ting position and go on over to to the count of 10, lowering touch outstretched fingers to longer wear youthful styles,
not clear to floor but to a low toes. If you can do this exercise naturally this affects your foot stool. Keep knee straight, three times without your fect viewpoint.
Flex knee back to chest and coming up off the floor,
your again raise and lower leg, Re-
Then tone the middle
But you feel middle-aged peat 3 times with each leg muscles are in pretty fair fone.
of
physically because what keep building up each day until muscles by anchoring fest under happens inside. Flabby muscles you are performing 10 times a plece of heavy furniture and In this area let the organs sag only.
repeating exercise three times, adding one count each day up which interferes with circula- Position: Lie on back, arms to 12. A# the muscles tion, digestion and elimination. outstretched back on floor, legs stronger, you can do the exer- You're slowed up-no wonder straight down.
and crowd against each other, Take this test....
you look and feel older.
Why
doca
happen? this Largely because our everyday activities do not afford the type of
exercise needed. Indeed,
exercises,
with put up
il, take
got
else without the feet anchored.
Do You Fuss And Fidget?
more,
one near them
By JEANNE D'ARCY
with kends? Drum
modern living affords very little exercise for the big figure- controlling muscles, particularly those that form the muscular girdie. Flabby muscles invite IF there's anything more dis- Do
fuss you fat, and the abdominals in par-treating than watching a fidgeter, Fiddle with your hair? ticular have an affinity for fet we don't want to know what it malis on the fable? Pluck at an storage. When this happens, the
Is! Girls spread is on. If you are unwill-fussing do not have poise. What's
who are continually earring? Finger your face?
The right place for your hands ing 10
their Jack of social is meatly folded in your lap action-in the form of toning security is distracting to every-
with actions? Do you talk That's dangerous habit Ir given to dramatic you're Actually, fidgeting is a nervous gesticulations. The arm-flingera lubit that could be controlled it are never popular, especially First, give the abdominal or-given just a little thought. Ob- when they unintentionally knock gans a lift....
serve yourself closely. Perhaps ever something or poke1 some- Position: Lie on your back, you flåget without even being one.
sent of a' straight aware of it. legs, across chair with bend of knee
Are you a nervous smoker?
you light Do you twist and, squirm in a Must chair edge, arms down at sides.
one cigarette Movement: Pull Armly up and chal? Let's hope not! Sit down after another, in a never-ending in with the abdominal muscles and stay settled. Don't make chain? Are you always digging for matches, searching for an and raise hips off the floor and like on cei.
ash tray so your attitude is any- hold as you fing your
Do you to on back overhead. Lower hips
cross your legs and thing but composed?
these
fidgeting habits floor. Repeat 8 times, later 12. then swing one foot back and
back and
the oner tho forth, with could go-and More Moning
for
the girdle forth,
better. maddening regularity? old muscles.... wrought iron hardware, soak the
To remove rust from
Position: Lie on your back, article in a pall or pan of kero-both knees flexed to chest, left sene for several days or more, knee clasped in hands.
Movement: Keeping the left | Macy Then brush the loosened rust off
leg clasped to the body, slowly with a wire brush.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Mend a tear in a rubber rain- strains the bindings. Use book- coat by pressing adhesive tape ends on partially filled shelves over it on the underside. to keep the books erect, Volumes that are too tall for the shelves should be laid dat, never their fore edges or backs.
Cover bare bed springs so that sheets won't catch on them and tear. Avoid yanking sheets of the bed without first loosening the edges,
Always store books upright; to can then against each other
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at
arms
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Knarf Has A Dog's Life
-He Finds How A Boy And His Pet Can Have Fun-
By MAX TRELL
INARF the shadow-boy
♥-CARD Sense♣♦ | KNI
North
The bidding has been:
East
2 Hearts Pass
You, South, hold: 458 97.
South
?
West
#42 4632 8953 What do you do?.
Am-Bid three hearts. You fu- tend to show your aco of dia- monds at your next turn, but first you make it clear that you have good support for hearts.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding to the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
45% 74 4KQJ62 $5$
What do you do?
Answer TomoTTOTE
THE WAY
by Beachcomber
SEEM to remember that
I their feet are analler because the of wainscoting in houses is growing less, and once saw a plaque on
in Venico saying that mice therefore walk does. house here the selenco of statistics mice out of every 741,903
with their mouths open, had been invented.
The cience has since been
brought to perfection. I have just Clearing it up
read the announcement
Children Aro Teller.
that Taller than
what? Let it
Daan, let R
"Years 220," says my
CRITIC. Complaine A
notes paper. explanatory
the
new
the
130,401
deep
Merlin to ready?"
Knarf. "Are
you
WGA
He Wore A Collar Knarf scarcely had time
walking down the street with his good friend Picki-Poo Picki-Poo was on the Poodle.
to
yes when he suddenly on Tris himself standing
a leash. One end of the leash answer
the felt was around Pickl's neck; other end of the leash was in hands and fect. He felt a collar Knot's hond.
"I wonder what it feels like to be dog like you, Picki- Poo? Knart said, half to him- self, half, aloud.
Marlin And Tookie
Picki-Poo didn't answer. He walked cheerfully on, his head held high, his tail wagging.
He had a dog on a leash too: His dog's
name was Tookie. Tookie was a spotted terrier.
"Good morning said Mr Merlin to Knarf.
He felt his around his neck.
for- nose and mouth sticking ward. Ho felt something wag- ging behind him and, glancing around, he saw that he had a tall. Instead of clothes, he was now covered with brown curly goodle hair.
But there was still a greater surprise waiting for him. The boy holding the other end of
brown.
When Merlin spoke to him. Pick Poo jumped up and down.
ho
At that moment who should the leash looked strango and saw a dog on the other side of Ho the street, he wanted to run come along but Mr Merlin the familiar at the same time. Magnificent Magician.
was quite tail. His face was over and play. And when sort of brownish. His hair was passed the meat market he was He had a very happy delighted more than he had life ever been in his whole look on his face,
humm when Mr. Schmidt patted Knarf tried to say something on the head and gave him a but all that came out was a bone.
"Why," said Knarf to Mr aric, and there rubbing noses with Knart was Tookie, the Merlin, later, when the Moglelan spotted terrier belonging to Mr had changed him back into Merlin:*
boy, "I didn't mind being a dog
"Good morning, Mr Merlin," sold. Knarf,
At the Meat Markot
Knarf Has A Question While Knarf and Mr Merlin were greeting each other, Picki- Poo and Tookle rubbed. noses together and wagged their tails, street,
at all. Dogs have lots of fun."
"And so do boys!" said Mr
So they all walked down the Merlin.
"
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Knart tugged at the "If a boy is good to a dog and to a boy, they Icash. He wanted to run. When a dog is good
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"I was just wondering," said he saw a cat sitting on the steps both have fun," said Knarf, Knart to Mr Merlin, as they of a house he felt a great desire "They do indeed," said Mr continued walking down the to chase after her, When he Merlin, street,:"how it would feel to be
that
the
a dog on a leash.
to certain
up
arrange 1," said the
"Children wouth of the Thames were obscure poema do not clear heavier than childrens north of the the obscurities. Mr Milk' gets, round Themes." There could hardly be a more conclusive proof. If proof this dimculty by printing notes to
explain the explanatory notes.
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amazing Mr Merlin,
· Knart gave, Mr. Merlin puzzled logk. "You mean you'll
dog?" change me into
Mr Merlin nodded and smiled.
Decides
"Nothing to it, my boy. I've often changmt folks into, dogs, And I've just as often change
folks But Just) lease. I'd better find
-Pʊó" minds 3-being,
boy before I turn
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