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THE lady who changed her the note, rerew up the eyes, wrinkle poul, and place the name from Westbury to the forehead.
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Last year a man in Lyme Regis changed him name from Hockforth to Prudackotapitaoew for the same renson. Finding that hia friend still called him Rockforth, he made a second change, to Unpozzole- uuadikt, calculating that if they could not remember name number three, they would we naing mumber conunued, two. But his friends with unfeeling obstinacy, to cail him Huckforth, So the whole thing was a warto of turpe
On 'guard, sir!
you could have knocked me over
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1965.
●JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Early Bird End Play Bags Slam
BY OSWALD JACODY
with a corkscrew. when I read that the traveller need nat expect anything much in the way of wine in Anjou. Why, when I was young I would have had my word out and spitted like a lack any man who talked like that. Ho he never Wines of the heard of the white Quart de Chaume and the Coteaux du Layon? Or even of Baumur? They are not the great wines of the worth, but what of that? They have A magic of their own, and that happens during the last two should be drunk under tall, shady or three tricks of a hand. This trees in a garden by a river, ons often people's belte warm spring day.
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YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25
BORN today, you have
Insatiable
test for knowledge and when you have apparently ac cumulated all the known facts about subject. you enjoy delving deeper 1 and discovering Hangs that You have been previously unknown, Die al original and inverlive in your own tabi and may start a new irend in one culture. The arts and the professions appen to you most and you will be happiest if you peck your enceni ia one of these deldis. You have an exceptional memory. Put it to good Incre mterested
tise,
Both crave are fond of travel You have a great deal of physical stornina and vitality You will want to be on the go all of the time Much of this is nervous energy, it is true, but you do have the capacity of relaxing tensions so that you ún not animizer your health
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home on date are: Pablo Picaso, artist; Thomas A Macaulay, historian: Chester Dewey and Franklin Bach, zelentists; Condr. Richard E Byrd, explorer, Richard ifowell, early governor of New York; Wallace Iulierworth, aclor: John Bowles, Finger-actor
ДOST bridge players think of end play as something
Mothe
true, of course, but today's hand shows an end play that occurred at the fourth trick.
South won the opening lead with the king of clubs and led the nce of hearts, expecting to have no trouble with the hand. Ile assumed that the trumps would break normally, falling in two rounds. South would then knock out the ace of diamonds, enter dummy with a trump, and discard the low spade on dum- my's queen of diamonds,
West's failure to follow sult Was A rude shock. it meant that South couldn's Ket to dummy with a trump, therefore" couldn't discard on the queen of dia- monds, and therefore might lose a spade and a diamond.
There was always the chance that the queen of spades would or king. but drop on the South decided he could try for
tice
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