by Christopher
Sykos
CHRISTOPHER SYKES s author of Four Studies In Loyalty, Two Studies in Virtue, and A Song of a Skirt. He has also been effective In diplomacy, Journalham and the B.E.C. Sykes was born in 1907. -the escond son of the late Sir Mark Syket. He h married (one son) and liver In Dorset,
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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1955."
THE MYSTERY PARCEL
Byzantino art or Yorkshire batter. He a passionate individualist, ዜ new-style Tory, anti-State, pro-free- enterprise man.
One Saturday he and I hat planned to go away to spend the week-end with some friends, and it had been agreed that he would cook dinner on the night of cur arrival. I reached Pad- dington Station before him, and got two window scats, Pre- sently I saw Gregory walking up the platform, hatless as al- ways, and carrying a Amall amall Buftease and a large round pack- IR MAX BEERBOHM age done up in newspaper.
noticed
to my surprise that he
part
1
WON
once said that people was not walking along; he was rarely look like art of
group. As though themselves. It is a leading a procession he great truth: the man of walking a little ahead of un plato official-looking man in genius can have the stare of
clothes and regulation boots, and an imbecile; a total fool can two policemen in uniform. The have a noble presence. My tour of them were all walking atory concerns the fact that through the crowd together, ns a famous murderer of our one with a rhythmic crunch, I time did not look in the was about to wave to him when a lady asked me to help her to least like himself, but like a put her sulleage on the rack, high-minded scholar. He and, unfortunately for Gregory, was at the top of his pro- but fortunately for the story, I fession, having made away responded to this appeal to my
higher self. with at least six people in circumstances of indescrib able brutality.
I will call him Froyle. He was the subject of a nation- wide search at the time I speak of, and photographs
An argument
that
I stepped back into the com- partment with the result Gregory, walked by it without seeing me, and walked on with h retinue to a compartment bigher the train. Then when
up
DID IT HAPPEN?
Another story to keep yan guessing. The answer will be given tomorrow
"I saw Gregory clutch at his pockets and then
run, run, run like a ́panic-stricken madman,"
•
for your rights, the police will leave you alone. You must never *appeaso* tyrants, that is the point. You must stand up to them
and remember that you are not just so many numbers to be pushed' around like counters,"
And with eyes blazing with righteous indignation, he turned back to his compartment, where he looked for somewhere to put his parcel, which by this tímo WIN becoming very highly coloured and sticky, and really needed fresh paper.
Dense crowd·
I was trying hard to get to him now, but found. I could not get through the crowd which had grown desed. I waved to him, but he did not soo
me. I decided to join him later
on the train. The two policemen were still watching him, but she plain clothes man had vanished from. sht perhaps because he was on the train N was now. 15 than a minute before departure ume.
And then to my amaze ment I saw Gregory clutch at his pockets-and then run, run
ike a pani
parle-stricken madman, run like the eternal fugitive from justice, while the station broke irto parkiemonium.
A frightful thought seized me that my friend really was the murderer. as watched him run with the rapidity of terror. incredibly fast, the whole length of the platform, while whistles blow in their hundreds, and powerful blue ams signalled. I
in the newspapers had made had fixed the lady's suitcase I encroachment upen humen free- you are not going to have the can only suppose that, by pre- everyone familiar with his went up the platform to fini dom, as n nail in the coffin of pleasure of seeing me sur arranged plan, ommbush posts To my surprise I liberty, and part of the abolition rendering my hard-won liberties were taken up at all ways out lofty forehead, piercing gaze my friend.
drew himself up under the law just to satisfy of the station, for Gregory was and finely chiselled mouth. found that he was the centre of of man. He
argument with the police. A haughtily and said
your whim!"
not stopped. He ran, he slid, he I must not excite too much better man than I would have
"Why do you wish to see
As he spoke
he shook the came to a halt at the tobacco parcel, and the effect of this was kiosk. Agitatedly he bought a interest in Froyle, however, barget into the argument and my identity card?"
Gregory's side and
to derange the contents, and the packet of 20 cigarettes, and ther because he is not the hero taken
newspaper became discoloured a ran, not as officially expected ghastly red. An elderly lady out, but back, to his compart- fainted. The policeman pulled ment. my
out his pocket book "May I have please?" he said.
of my story. That part is strengthened him in his ordeal, but, knowing my Gregory, some- played by my friend thing told me that it might be Gregory James, a high fun to see what was happening minded scholar who pro- before helping.
It was an appeal to my lower vided an exception to the rule that people do not look self and I responded to that too, at the edge of the little like themselves. He looked crowd. exactly like a high-minded scholar.
1
stood
Gregory was addressing one of the uniformed polleemen. He is a passionate Individualist who has an unreasoning hostility to wards the forces of low and He is the greatest living order and repression, expert
the on
Eastern
Fiery temper
'Arrest me'
my
your name,
Human rights
Great delicacy
his
the
but it
train had travelled several
of
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IF GUY FAWKES HAD LIVED IN TWENTIETH-CENTURY BRITAIN
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man
Tspends
any good,” said the man. "The to a man. And so does wife being on the big side, it moor." took a bit of time to have....a look-sce at her tummy
$
Dart.
"You've been in Dáirtmoor?”?...‚' asked the men, edging away from me.
Then 1 understood what was bagganing, and
owed understanding to the poster of a weekly magazine on the book- stall, for en it there was printed
I think that at the spectacle "James." gigantically enlarged photo-
of him doing so the police graph of Froyle, It was clear
This was unexpected. The recognised that Gregory was not from the whispering in the policeman
exchanged a glance a murderer, but a man of un- with the plain-clothes officer, crowd which was growing round
usual impulsiveness. We saw no the door of the carriage that "May I have your
second more signs of an official chase.
When. I joined Gregory others besides me had noticed name?" he said.. the resemblance of brow, eye, "What do you mean, my whole incident seemed to have and finely chiselled mouth. But second name? I don't go about passed from
mind, none of this was understood by with an assortment of names. was clear from their looks that "Yes?" he was saying irritably, Gregory, (It is another great I've told you my name. James. the suspielens of our fellow been not yet quarrelsomely.
Do you hear? It is my "Yes? You say truth that in spite of the inven
name, travellers had Roman Empire and he you want to talk to me. All tion of mirrors and photography James! James! James! I have allayed, nor were they until the finds relaxation from his right. Talk away. What do you people don't usually know what no 'second name","
and Gregory was giving a miles cook want to talk about?" He had they look like.)
"I took James to be your. austere studies in
"I am not obliged," said the personal or first or
who always put his suitcase inside but was
'Christian vigorous lecture on the delights ing. He admires the
still holding his parcel.
tell you policeman, "to
his holidays name. I take it that James is in of British cooking. He referted ancient dishes of our coun- "I would like to
to his horrible, blood-stained see your reasons.
fact your second name?”
of the
here was on the seat
but parcel in the course "Then I," shouted Gregory, try and specialises in black identity card," said the pollee
harangue and enlarged on
• when you have, the best men on the opposite the Sea Nest where puddings, goose pie, and an, for these things happened "am not obliged to pander to
wall-prepared I read my newspapers in fatuous
of pleasures
in the country on the job you in the days of identity cards. your
Inquisi ultra-British things of that Gregory had his on him. Any fiveness. If you like to arrest "You have that kind of sub- sheep's head, a dish, he said, fine summer weather,
lonow you're all right.. I ex- "Twelve years altogether."* I which is anobbishly despised by
pect you could pues kind. He is a man of fiery one else would have produced me, and overpower me, you may human official mind," screamed
said, "but I was lucky I didn't "Cheer up," he said when he
names if you tried,"
get a lifer after I coshed the temper, always ready for a the thing, and the story would possibly succeed in dragging my Gregory, "which cannot under some fools, but is nevertheless a
have come to a lame end. But identity card out of my pocket, stand any simple statement; I great delicacy.
saw me. "It may never happen,"
old tobacconist. It was fortun- scrap with people who dis- Gregory, being who he was, saw but you'll have to do it by force have told you my name, and if He said that he had, by luck,
Visualising an operation with him about the policeman's
request as an by heaven, for I warn you that you persist in disbelieving me able sheep's head, which
I been able to obtain an admir The man had made this same some of the enormous women ate there was nothing much in the till. Four shillings and remark to me on a certain day visitors I had seen in these shall call the-I shall have the would cook that night. He said
sevenperco ho'penny to bc in August ever since 1948. It parts, I could only think of matter raised
exact." in Parliament, he had bought it from a very
was intended as a reproof and Dorman, Long, and Vickers- and will I
& criticism of the sour ex- Arinstrongs, but said nothing. ruined!"
I but that, unfortunately, what pression assumed uncon- . By this time the crowd around with the hurry, there had been dously whenever I saw him. "And as for the boy," said the carriage door had grown to
In
the man,
don't suppose him since you'd know
last be large, Gregory began to no time to pack it properly
a waterproof covering, and so he address them on human rights, had been obliged to take it away
Year, Eat? He eats everything always making his points by wrapped up in his evening
in sight. And grow? I'll swear shaking the parcel, thus further
he's grown an trich since yer-`' disrupting the Contents. Tho
terday. But it's his brain that plain-clothes officer stepped for
worries me." werd and murmured privately to his colleague.
Fearing the child mad I thought would be tacticss.
agree
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see that you are good butcher near the station,
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he Investigation, The probably saying, had better be continued by stealth on the train, and for the moment it was bitter to breaks it off so as to avoid an uproar. The police withdrew to watch from + distance,
"And there you see," Gregory wound up his address to the crowd, as the great blue figures walked off, "that if you standi up
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Smokers Are Feeling
The Pinch-Of Snuff
By J. W. TAYLOR
THE recent scare linking smok- Harding, Jack Train and Hugh
ing with lung cancer, plus Morton,
the high cost of tobacco and Snuff is tobacco ground 'to cigarettes, have rocketed the sale dust an acented. Something of shuff in Britain, where the like 500 tons of it is used each habit has been steadily growing year by the takers at anything In popularity since 1939.
up This 18th century fad, which fest type. had gradually fallen into neglect, The expert addicts have long
It was also a frst shot in a non-stop monologue which would continue for two weeks wes I hid myself bevind shut windows and locked cars.
I knew that, unless It rained, the man would be on the seat every morning at 9 am, for 14 days. Later on he would be in my favourite seat in my fav ourltc tavern.
remembered
at when there was a short- age of tobacco he was in my favourite tobacconist's trying to buy up my favourite cigarettes.
"I can't think why you look so miserable living in a place like this," the man said "The sca always in front of you, Ozone in your lungs day and
"
their
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might be a comment
▼
'Give You Chance”
66HAT are you doing for a asked the W living now?" man, moving to the far corner, of the sest,
"Well," I said, “an old lag can't get respectable employ ment. Society doem't forgivo.
I easily. But for some years made a packet as a con, man. When Australian farmers, visit- "The trouble with that ing London, were simpler than boy," said the man, is that they are now I sold them gold he's too clever.
bricks. In fact, his
An old trick but existent at the time, even
~hool-teacher sam it'fright- work
cing
m
•he knotes, 23
amo
mines
the sangka hem may in South Africa 16.South Afr Vietcons. Iake your boy; I was very
and burn himself 12. But,
gut, and you never
will clever at school and much what, clover when I grew up.",
night if you keep your win to be. That boy
dows open. Why, you ought to be as happy as a sandboy and as fit as a flea"
I told him the local doctors were usually kept busy, ticularly in August, 2
par-.
" don't know anything about that," said the man, "but I know I feel different as soon as I stop out of the train. A couple of lungfuls of this air and I'm starving. Do Hou know what I had for breakfast?"
Before I could say I didn't care he told me.
and auditor, a judge
UT EVER a Prime Minister
Wouldn't it be falny
too
"Tugre's nothing like that "abong my boy," said the man, Perips not," I) said. “Buk
turned out to be the father you never know, could teach of a future Prime Minister of Edgland?" I suit it would
"
'In Dartmoor?
6WXJELL,” said, the man,"I've
been tong a lot about myself. Who about your I've often wondered what your line fa”
At this moment I saw my opportunity. He was a chance of getting rid of the man for
'Boy Too Clever' good. to 12s ed on ounce for the
A
ever want
speak to
If I told you my line," EREALS and milk," he said, "I don't you would
Two eggs and two again."" 'raphers, fried bread and po- tatoes, and six slices of toast and marmalade. What do you think of that?"
now gives a useful boost to the since learned the correct rifun!. country's export earnings, for a It is, of course, permissible to parallel muff revival is occurring lay the snuff on the
back of in many other parts of the the hand and snif it up the world...
nose like a vacuum cleaner, In many parts of Britain, but the more graceful... and.. stuffing is almost as firmly es- correct.
procedure is to "in- As I didn't know what" to tabilahed as it was in its heyday. troduce 1 to the nostrils" think I made no reply. between the reigns of Queen between the tips of the thumb Ance and King George IV. Many and, forefinger. men are taking it up because it
of the British Modical Journal,
is more economical than tobacco Snuff-takers have the support smoking and, they say, just as thus: "One ounce of the best satisfying.
They are not alone in their stuff should last about worten are faking snuit, as were paychologiall
the
adkiction. Almost as many month, satisfaction as
the sama
20
cigarettes daily, which would
one or two things."
["141`trouble.
под
to leave
12 Por alone,aid the man
self, delighted. I wouldn't have to meet the Tile pest, CT you promise not 16_fell<phybody about me. It's a small town and you know what small towns are ke
"I'd never do a thing like that "1⁄2 hold] the "man, "You're sinned and you've paid, No man phould have a per
พ.ศ.
If all men, were like you," I saki, The World Would be man batter place.
Tanis
expect you've reared now "Go on," the man sold, le "Except for the odd spot of can't be da bad as all that, blackmail," I said. "But overz You haven't been robbing that game's almost up. They go bank, have yoμ?”
*; straight to the police. I suppose
you wouldn't be interented "Not for some time," I mic, an investment?": "I'm getting too old for that contradik
ma now."
་.
"No thanks,” said the mana (c) “It's a diamond mine" t
"And do you know" sald the man, "I could eat it all
again. Every single A "Get away with you” sali saldi, "in South Africa. You can crumb. And so could the wife. the man, "You're kidding/" - pr the shares now at five bic and so could the boy, I ex-
elf In a year or two they'll, bij I 'said. "No, I'm not."
"INVORY 25. I wouldn't let every- pect you remember the wife. and the boy?”
broke into my first bank when body into this, but... as you've I was 21. We got away with been so docent about everything konside Places £5,000, but after the share-out. I'll give you the chance. If you
adulging in the habit in the allout five quinces It:l'always' mikpect residenta "jo: ros - there' wasn't much for me; as I bought. £1,000 worth of thờin k
18th and **10th centaries. A supply of muff goed regularly “snuff-taking replaced smoking, member their wives and child by afe mall each month to Ciracle It might beggar the Govern ran out of hundreds all looding Fields at Capri, one of the faith-ment but - Jim would banish" | much; the same,
amölcer's, cough, roduce”, tha
A banth of sniffers sety fleidenon of, nicotine, poisoning.
the betrees, singers and
women leading the devotees of and would solace the doctor, în || their actigið hWarda, is though -HE
the Promintas miklá addieta me Bly expense of His diagnostis" (Phone
Culbert or smalli'ene
was the baby of the gang. The this moment you'd be worth I broke into another bank and 220,000, in no time." * was caught after, a ruining gun When Looked round the man O course, the wife's bets fight with the pollen, liter nois “salf the man.
VitYou? Nighting the police Wandering whathe Bad, hopefuöld. Th^ydis): "TONI
hád
had gone, have not, weer Hers, wiming srid, probably nevari shall