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EDITORS FATIS GERY
INC. NUEVA YORK
"Ignore him
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- he's supposed to be cleaning the
guiters."
• BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
A DOG in a corner seat of a first, A clans compartment had its feet op on the seat opposite. its owner set by its side, holding a newspaper up for it to read.
various The other.
had articles on them-a dog collar, -a; Jenah, a dog's waistcoat, and a dog's bat. "Are all these stats engaged? asked the traveller, · "Oh, yes,” saldi
seala
The dog-owner "the occupants are lunching in the restaurant car Then, with a smile at the occupant of the corner scot, she said, "Of course, Rover doesn't really read the paper, but it looks so cute, don't you think?" There was no reply From the traveller,
Nothing doing (11)
"HUMPHREY had hoped for a quiet holiday. He now decided that he had perhaps chosen the wong spet. A tramp in an alley
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asked him far, the receipt for the 100 Sten guns, he was dragged into a antique shop and questioned by z Lithuanian about
Called Holagutz, he was asked to murder A Rumanit sailor, to kidnap a Burmese merchant, and to bur down a factory. Returning to his zoorn, he found it full of foreigners. Three were dead already. He de- cided to go. He bocked a seat in a plane." pure blur" said Bick hed. "He'll pay his bill, and go to the airbeld to make it look genuine. It's exactly what he would do if he
warted us to think he was not the Arab wa know he in" So Humphrey paid his bill and went to the alt- held. He even got into the plane. Very clever,' said Krasil. The plane took off. With a yelk of rage, Knasti's men ran forward. Too late. That night Blokhed shot Kassi and the Arab Biskmall-el-Shalee pusha arrived at the hotel.
The slipping hat
DEAR SEA
I went to a paychiatrist about my hat alipping, and he sold it slipped sideways because I lacked self-confidence owing to me, being sacked from a tea warehouse in 1947, so I told him that he was quite wrong, my hat slipped back- wards, not fideways, on account of having a dulging forehead, but he
didn't turn a hair, he sat that my bulging forehand consed lack of self-confidence, so I paid him asi said I might as well have thrown my money down a drain, and a damned silly drain, too, I added.
Rather abstract
yrs.
ompler."
THE young sculptor who exhibited
a second-hand electric stovej al the Galleries will go for. The stove was called "Irregölytlan," and was bought by a Conn Bisseur for fifteen guineas...
THE
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
This Weird Bid. Really Happened
By OSWALD JACOBY THE bidding of today's hand may seem a bit weird, and It probably is if the truth must be told, but it is reported ex- actly as it took place in the recent Winter National tournam ment, held in Atlanta Paul Hodge, of Abilene, Tex., held the South hand and made the, "fancy" response of one heart.
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The idea of the strange heart bid was very simple, Hodge in- tended to bid no-trump later on and he naturally wanted to steer the opponents away from opening led in his weakest suit. As it turned out, however, North had to raise the hearts violently, and Hodge found him- self playing the hand at game
in his three-card suit.
Hodge thought for a fleeting second of bidding, Ave clubs (which could have been made), but decided against it. The chances were that such a bid would only get him to'a slam, and the slam might even be bid in bearts. The best chance was tour to pass and try to make
hearts.
"West opened the king of dia- monds, and declarer won with the ace. He led the ten of hearts and let it ride to East's queen," noting with some misgiving the fall of the ning of hearts from the West hand. East returned a
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YOUR BIRTHDAY......By STELLA It was clear to East that dummy
TUESDAY, MARCH 22 -
PORN today, you will find that one of the creative arts provides the happiest career. You must scel adequate expression for your talents
you are to find contentment and success. It is likely that painting sculpture, architecture or any related fields will be your best metler. You have эл exceptionally practical nature for one who also has artistic temperament. You know how to or ganise your work to make the most of your commissions. "Art is fine, for art's sake. but you also belleve that even an artist is "worthy of his hire!"
..
Fond of people, you will always have a busy social life and there are times when you will need to dis courage too much pleasure in the more serious cause of duty. Yen have a kind and generous nature which always encourages you to help others in time of need. Be warned
ARIES
agakist those who might try to Im- pose upon you, unnecessarily
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You are a social leader and
streat deal of poise. especially true of you women. Fond of members of the opposite sex. you are sortwelling of a bom Airt and may take quite a time setting upon a marriage partner.
Determination
and
will power. with a fixed ideat toward which you tre, working should see you through to more than ordinary success.
Among those bar on this date are: Vandyke, world-famous painter: Joseph, Schildkraut, actory Robert Milliken, astronomer: Paul Leicester Ford, author and Madison Cawe poet.
To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the earres-
porn paragraph you day war be your daily guide.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23-
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(Mar. 21-Apr. 20)— whole-heartedly in some community, Den't permit yourself to get involved affair, in idle, gossip today. I could turn but quite unhapply.
TAURUS (ADI.
21-May 21)
Be the first to offer help if a good friend appears to be in need of it- but won't ask you!
GEMINI (May 22-Jund 21) You can be the case to promote har mony at home or at the -office, wherever you arɑ. Be wise; do it!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)— An unexpected proat may be yours today. Be sure that you utilise way gain wisely
19)— AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, You will need to put serious work into a project if you want to turn out exactly as hoped. Z
PISCES
(Fed.
20-Ma
Being tactful and diplomatie, even
CANCER (June 12-July 23) though you feel disinclined, wit If you need advice on a problem. secure the best rewards.
be sure to go to an expert and don't take that of a well-meaning amateur,
LEO truly - "ZF-Aug- Before going ahead, investigate all the details of any new plan for business expansion very carefully.
VIRCO (Aut. 24-Sept. 23)— There is likely to be romance" in the air. You might as well have.a Bittle, yourself! Stars say okay.
LIBRA (Sept. *24-Det. 23)- Cupid may be out scouting-and you could be a target. Maybe it's all just because it's spring:
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SCORPIO (Oct.
24-Nov. 22)--
Don't rush things so fast Ciät you make mistakes. Better to take a httle longer and be right
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. Z-Dec. 22)-
You can increase, your "influence, in your neighbourhood by
joining
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CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 1955.
WOMANSENSE
DOTTED SPRING HAT
A large Spring hat in white cotton with polka dots, by Jane Blanchet.-Agence France-Presse.
Make-up For Morning
By HELEN FOLLETT
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mother would do well to have;
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KEEP IN TRIM.......... By IDA JEAN KAIN
YOU CAN'T STARVE YOURSELF THIN
THERE is a wise saying Here is a sample energy diet for DINNER
THERE
that we should be reducing.
Calories
75
careful to get out of an, BREAKFAST experience only the wisdom Citrus fruit or Juice, 2/3
glass that is in it.
That certainly applies to diet. When faced with the solid. fact that you really should take off
An exx-soft boiled, poach.
ed, baleed or scrambled
in top of double boiler
some weight, you painfully recall. Toast, 1 thin slice
the time, you tried dieting. You
felt simply wretched...nervous, Butter, pat
cross, weak...not like yoursel
at all: Finally your husband Coffee, clear
put his foot down and insisted
you go back to sensible eating LUNCH
and stop all that norisenke.
*Soup, 1 cup
That brief brush with diet Open-faced sandwich convinced you that reducing is'
unhealthy...and that. dieting is Tangerine
(not for you. Like as not, you
surprised your husband that
whipped cream and all.
night with apple pan dowdy, 4:00 P.M. PICK-UP
Hot tea with 1 lump of
sugor
Alas, you jumped to the wrong conclusion What you should have gotten out of that ex- perience is that a semi-starvation dlet is not for you, or for any one else. The result is always the same, weakness, lethargy, | fatiguo..... and a quick return' to
fattening" desserts.
EAT TO SLIM DOWN
you
CAT
Lean meat, liberal serving "2001
1 green vegetable
(green beans, asparagus,
brussel sprouts, spinach)
1 starch food
(choose roll, potato or other starchy vegetable) 75 Raw vegetables, Liberal
serving
50
Butter, pat
100
25
Fruit fresh, frozen
`conmed
100
225
475
1075
100 Total calories for day.
200
*Note: Soup should be made with a cup of skim milk, plus 50 vegetble-tomato,. celery, asparagus, spinach, Open-faced 350 sandwich
be with meat, cheese or hard-cooked or scrambled egg. A grilléa sand- 25 wich is most satisfying.
FANCY SNACKS
TO
T many
SERVE
For a big batch, combine
A during a Smart Party one in condensed tomato soup,
Make no mistake, if you are A COMMON good-looks adornment. Yet, much can be toting excess pounds you would weight: you just allot a few feel better at normal
a small minced, garlic clove and grief among the beauty. done if
But
never become weeks we enjoyed appetisers 4 tsp. cregano, Top each of 60 seeking contingent is the minutes to grooming.
The hard-working wife and healthily slim by the starvation and snacks that were a bit crisp salt crackers with a day of "before breakfast
What do you want out of different, as, for example, cheddar cheese. face."
plan
the sauce and a slice of sharp Bake on a Happily, make-up can im- hair styled simply so it can be diet? Less weight, to be sure,
but more than that....you want pickled mushrooms.
cookie sheet in hot oven (400% prove upon it. Cosmetics do put in apple-ple order with a better health increased
This Items adds up to an ex. 3.) until cheese melts, which wonders in camouflaging w, sweeps of the comt. strength instead of weakness.
One hostess, should be about 9 to 5 minutes. lock, she Then analyse what kind of diet perisive delicacy. shadow of fatigue.
should brush hair the night be- would do that for you and however, makes them herself,
press waves into their follow it. You get out of the and bere's her recipe: fore, proper pattern, turn ends up or three meals exactly what you. To prepare about 80 marin- under and slip on a wave cap.
During the early morning rush, getting Dad off to work, starting the kids on their way to schoch there's not much time for self-
that South had three trumps at Household Hints
nitast
Hodge now proceeded to cash as many top cards as he could
then
If you dislike the sweetness of candied sweet potatoes, next Lime substitute grated lemon rind for the sugar.
If fat being used in a frying pan should catch fire, smother it by putting a tight id on the
avoid the scrambled
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put into them..
and
with
If you've never tried eating If face-washing, creaming and to slim down, there's a pleasant going to bed at night, only a cold friction are accomplished before surprise in store. You can love two pounds a week and have more energy, not less. Regard- rinsing will be necessay on a less of what you are trying
to ing. It will bring a freshness and colouring to the complexion that do about your weight, the back mustard and 3 bay leaves.
bane of every menu should be will take the place of make-up, protein. So the start is to build for the time being anyway,
each meni - around a complete Applying lipstick takes no protein fond-eggs, cheese, milk, time at all. Without it, a woman lean meat or fish or fowl. These is likely to feel her face is un- foods provide repair material Put in covered jar to store, but then simmer gently for 12 to Mix well and bring to a boil, dressed. She doesn't look like needed to make good the daily herself without a bit of bright wear and tear. The regulating to cover the mushrooms. Let and serve as hot as possible.
be sure the sauce is sufficient 15 min. Strain into heated bowi colouring on her lips.
minerals and vitamins are also stand 24 hours. Consider your morning ward-essential in the daily menus.
lated mushroom buttons, cub A mulled fruit punch
clove, then pour in salad drink. mixing bowl with a cut garlic cake or sweet cookies is a fine
olive oil and 11⁄2 0 1/4 c. lemon juice. Add a chopped,
To prepare about 11⁄2 quarts, medium-sized onton, tsp. salt
combine one quart apple juice, 11⁄2 tsp. dry c. orange juice, C. 4 tsp. pepper,
lemon "juice, the juice from one tin pineapple slices or chunks, 1 stick cinnamon bark, sugar to taste and 1⁄2 tsp. cloves (heads removed).
Drain 2 4-oz. fins button mushrooms and add to sauce.
to
sve
To cut frosted cake without the black suits. He took the crumbling the icing, dip, the king and queen of clubs, followknife in hot water and wipe dry ed by the king and queen of before using. spades, and then hopefully led the ace of clubs. West's failure jm- torut confirmed declarer's pression of the trump situation. South now led a spade, allow. ing East to ruff dummy's ace. East was now helpless to defeat the contract. He actually
For a tangy enack robe, too. There are women who These are furnished by dairy Before serving, drain mush- with tomato juice, blend to- turned a low heart, which rode up to dummy's eight. Dummy
hang onto their old bathrobes as products, vegetables, fruits and rooms, lay on paper towel, insert gether one 8-oz. pkg. cream led the last spade, and
men hang onto fishing hats they whole grains. These protective picka. These go well with cheese, 3 tbsp. grated Swiss have had for, years. It doesn't foods add up to health and could get only one more
tomato juice, and are specially 'cheese and 2 tsp. prepared horse- This end
make sense! The master of the strength. position was
good in mixed vegetable radish, adding a few drops of would rather complicated, since there cleaning for suede garments, but house and the children
salad. are many variations, but South In between professional clean- much prefer see mom in a Luckily for overweights, all can make ten tricks no matterings you can sponge off grease crisp, becoming house coat or the essential can be included Quick pizza snacks go well which defence East chooses to
beverage or dirt spots with a regular dry brunch coat that is gay and be- within reducing calorie limits,
coming.
which makes reducing safe cleaning fluid. adopt.
bouillon. When the hand was played at the other table the team match, It was played at three. no-trump. The score for three no-trump was only 600 points, and the score of 620 points for making four hearts was enough to win the match..
of
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1 Club
East
1 Diamond Pass
CROSSWORD You South, hold Spades A-
55
Across
1. Hangers-OIL, "(9)
7. Put on a pedestal. (8)
10 Overcome obstacles, for instance,
(9) 11. Started something. (9)
13. One for news i
Fleet-street. 14)
an laget 13,
14. To rag differentis. (8)
17. Cilgties. [9).
19. Thanks. Royal Navy, for a pool,
20. Vine tuned (anag), {B). 24. Latin American river. (S) 25. 15 comes from the bauRDÓW., (4) 26. Answered yes(8)
1. E goes out to ses-without
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5. Cuppa (3)
6. It's the plant in the beginning.
Figures in the ballot (5)
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1:
BOYS' AND
Mrs. Hubbard's Party
-Some Very Interesting Guests Were There-
By MAX TRELL
!
*
with a
or
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
“Standing by the fireplace was Mrs Bas (a sheep) talking to Mr Roar (a lion) and Mr Uni- the corn (a unicorn). Across the the room with her feet inside a were in wooden pail was Mrs Behemoth
ou did three diamonds. You Kshadow-children with
Hanid,
have excellent support for dia
vited to have tea with their (she was a whale). While next friend Mrs Hubbard.
monds and unbalanced distri-turned-about names, bution, and you must indicate the general strength of the hand by a jump raise,
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been: North East South 1 Club
West Pass 1 Diamond Fass 1 Heart Pags
You, South, hold: Spades 7-3mil 2. Hearts J-5-4, Diamonds K- J-8-8-z, Clubs 7-3. What do you do?
Answer. Tomorrow
CHESS PROBLEM
By O. GROENEVELD
Black, 10 pieces.
White, 12 pieces. White to play mate in two,
golution to yesterday's Qany, 2 Q, B, OT KI
Mrs Hubbard is the person as Mother Hubbard.
All Very Pleasant.
to her cat Simple Simon grin- same ping and smiling as he sipped his tea from his saucer.
28
**....... “And this,” said Mrs Hubbard to Knari and Hand "s my favourite
She guest Se Kaart and Hanid went standing in front of a beautiful, behind the bookcase, and found grey eat, dressed in silks and satins with a lace handkerchief it like, a pleasant street in a On her, head and a diamond pleasant village on a pleasant necklace around her throat afternoon in the middle of a
very quiet, very pleasant week. “PA love another cup
Finally, they reached a house! set back from a gate In the middle of a very pleasant gar- dea. Then they rang the bell and a pleasant old lady, Mrs Hubbard herself, opened the door to let them in.
You're just in time," Mrs Hubbard said. "The rest of my tew company arrived just imintates"ago."!
Then Knart and Hand hung their haig and coats clothes-tree- I don't supposa you've ever seen a clothes-tree, but that's what it was, my deara
and they walked inside.
All the guests were, sitting around drinking tea
- Mr Tray: (he "WAS a do%) was sitting very stilly on the edge of the plane stool, stirring the sugar with a silver spoon
"How do you do!" he barked politely and pleasantly,
cream," said the Cat
of
Knarf and Hanid ring the bell of Mrs Hubbard's house,
cream if mixture is too stiff.
.
Form into one long roll about. with 11⁄2 inches in diameter. Roll in c. coarsely chopped, dried chipped beet to cover outside.
Slice Chill overnight.
and
drink tea. She won't have any- thing but cream."
After Mrs Hubbard, brought the Cat her cream, Knari and Hanid sat beside the Cat and beard her tell how once, And "Đỏi so long ago" either, she häd
visited the Quech
There aren't many who have ever seen a Queen,"
theCat said. " had a wonderful look
at her. She was sitting on a golden chair on one side of the room and I was sitting under a golden chair on the other side of the room. I come from a famous family you know."
Knart and Hand said they didn't know, so the Catex- plained who her famous familý was.
"My brother," she said, is the one who plays the Addle "You shall have it," said Mrs when the Cow jumps over the Hubbard. And she whispered to moon. My cousin is the one Knart and Hanid: "She never who walks around in boots that
take glant steps."
Rupert and the Broken Plate-27
Rupert, is taken aback by the generous offer and cronot under stand it. While he "la hesitating "the elder mari comes in and, waits "anxiously for me what, bezwil decident You'd better accept the money, a Aayi MerBear We can put it in your
And, member, we shall, wanit every one of those pieces," HYE the younger" mani veteThis" is beyond me, thinks Ruperi ka be picks up all the broken – bits. Thy are these intle pieces worth
(now than the plan, war
'BIGPT): LEZLATED:
"Oh, yes, Puss 'n' Boots sald Knari,We know her":
Dampish Guest
Knart and Hanid spoke to the other guests at Mrs Hubbard's tea party. They found Mr Roar Br! Mr Unicom the most inter esting Usually said. Mr Roar amiling pleasantly at Enart and Hanid Unicorn and I are busy chasing each other around the town.
Facceptsald-Mr-Unicom, Then we rest"
Sundays
That's
serve.
7
-ALICE DENHOFF
Dance Dress
In Brocade
By GRACE THORNCLIFFE,
BROCADE Satin in delicate silver and blue makes a young the and pretty dress for dancing pleasantest one at the party, dataThe attractive necie? She kept spilling her tea. It is scalloped and draped into doesn't matter the cald.
Mrs Behemoth
wet all over anyway
She really was,
Was
I'm
rplice line above the wide
draped midrin. Bhines mes sequins add a glamorous
to the bodice.