DUMB-BELLS

IF YOU

HAD FIVe

CENTS IN

"THE WRONG

ONE POCKET TROUSERS

AND TEN

IN THE

"OTHER

POCKET

WHAT WOULD,

YOU HAVE

CROSSWORD

AECONS

BY THE WAY.

by Beachcomber

IT announced that ballet dancers are to help Olympic high jumpere to train for the next Dame, I will be a balkrina oti hope there the tar kide of the bar to catch every Jumper, whirl him round by the legs, wind throw him to another ballerina.

Instead of the ugly rush up to the bar, kere will be a alow, VT graceful approach, on the form, the Jumper Orrying a toy boow unt

Ана arrow,

by n Accom a bet ballerina, who shrink from "Him. ocensionally falls to Die ground des by on BTOW. though As he renchen her, simms his foot, and leaps ever The bor throwing her

kly

write злетела, не пр

Nothing doing (2)

THE

centre uf

La

Arab

Vabrikuu

material

Shatrpaniin,

The Excel

4

root

uli thin web of

צעי

te

Rud) WAN

Biakmall-el- whu W exited 1 Supert on the day

when Humphrey Scabbard arrived.

The Arab won a ler of digul

site aclur distr acted to Khaky that he wan T7241 But he took English,' ₪ 141 Blokhest "He would hardly

Cartel, weat and DR

Khustl

..24441410

L

passe in the presence of a superior." Sad Boekhed calmly comes under iding ef deviation" He nogeted og knife as he spoke.

Kunst turned male, remember

he predecessit. Ripultāv, FLOW hund dies! ddestly after making a Jovial reference to Paxton andipart

The telecopter bursts

mut

13

Π

THE

The amestecer dan

close slin 12

(4) ་་་་་་་

1. Open LE

3. How at Merk:

317,

2

14. 26

4

I

L

i k

4.

1

"

+

'n

Nent Strabismas Deleeupstat but pently yester as with i wut like a sperante lill-

The ovet a shot of canthuri Moral foed-wan fell off the trai-emul, Darostate bag deflated with a of hot Water www steals

Lank que et cast of The wate

for 1m Ken 11 re trackles,

T

NET, Bity

FINK

1

$ met <1

1)

Dattle

1

tud pea

K

Fr

- palkkaita

ALS

+

DOW FL

+

נ',

Nor

Are These Fogdan de lenteci

5. fra Dan den

1

[

W

Wh

1.

LED

Both

''

1

went

ads his re

1

f writi

Tay b

1. facin, 12ally

14 Tarquinitas

10. Ta xard

may netie

tidy tel

1. Maka cer

13, +2

wird

NEUS Q

A

LA

2 441

Ok! Spot. 1 ||

Int

- dropped

M

nasty

swipe

the

THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1955.

#rablumus (When God Preserve) Utrecht was found, covered with mailed glue, in the cockpit, looking for a Pornon retractor-valve.

I hope so

4

DEAR ST.

My niece has a four-year-old

secret which can stand on an over- tured batchel neared with butter. 11 has never slipped off. Could Wils be any taifully,

to do with magnetiam?

Botley Oibbe.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

N

South's Satisfied

With His Hand

By OSWALD JACOBY NOBODY will ask you to give three rousing cheers for the strength of South's opening bid South would in today's nucl.

have been delighted with a bet. ler hand, but he had to be sat- AB " iated with what he got. result of opening a bare mini-

Kot to mum hand, South

gine

Birt contract have been defeated.

albers burst into flames, and the spades, tools letztegrated ints. what k«•ch

ke a Beas of whethers and br

So dampe Lurden who was pre+Re+%%% ̧ at all that the

ל

#

should

the West openend

king of and South considered if he bis reyonnees carefully vonli chevelop four dumond

ricks

for all wind be well, There would be no difficulty in bringing in three hearts

The

em

N

As the nut airworthis 54

swivel pipe caugh! him

++

**

RGET

T

A

T

C

PE

V

works at

TOUT fettres

+18 Er Can Yo

1

1

Lhr Tetter in the

CH

Baklug cach the letters las ench of the wietači segurares day be oral oner only. Each word ut contain The large jetter in the geare square, and there must be 41 least one nine-letter word in the

No plurale; ll:t.

proper words words

Solution tonnugjaw

שון

YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION

cell clap Apie caip rape l'une

lump elt close coal coil copul cope ropes rune cule EPISCOPAL ice ale pace pira ples place pluter police cute scalp cap coupe scope site alles selal socke sultier spiter celal splen spice

lica.

YOUR BIRTHDAY..

BON

today.

Senelis make

two bluek a es.

and

only

Shree diannd tricks could be there

developed,

however,

would be trouble.

South wisely decided to win the first pude trick rather than d up his are He wanted sputes continued later on, since soft is huls would be fatal, Declaren then eashed the up diamonds and! gave up a du- Bond trick, begun to trop n tarnond homour or to find the dimmonds splitting 3-3.

As it happened, the diamonds broke badly. East won the third round of the sult with the jack of dials, and South discard- ed the nine of clubs to give the Impression that his remaining clubs must be higher than the nine.

East returned his second apad, exactly as South had in- |fended. and South played the

NORTH

16

03

By STELLA

AJB AK 10 98 4704

WEST

FRIDAY, MARCH 11

KQJ74 10 07 05

FAST

32

8043

QJ73

KJ8

Q10 2:

SOUTH (D)

◆ A 10 9 0

❤ KQZ

• 42

แน

have a you

duty tremendous mure of

fetta of being PENA JE The time You use thiÁM £2*

ፔ ኮ

this int 2 xpt You don't want to do AmelunİN 31 width coushi evidensve Weld) Strank DA you part

J

touch of

Leath to

1 a Fitly more outgoing with others and you will that th 15 35 6419,e-p ar ber tas ske friend Yona poet-beloved or heartily M=liked. There appears to be little chance for my mille grond!

mil

You have a teal active of res- by for those less fortunate than sexinelf and she always neck - ing a way to better their endilluns. You IMYO

1. for a deza humanity although you may berate 1 for Inzinom, stupidity UT HOTS you consider which other Jaut weakness. You have a keen sense of hun:our and you often ua il tu

ricule the fallings of others Some- times will do gumi, at other tirues. inly hurts the feelings of those what appear to be helpless ataftis? faten they Cantot repl

121 Although not demonstrative

your affection, you will showing

Wed love deeply.

autricone who ucleolanda your

pecullarity Posture you will find exceptional happiness.

ATTH

of

A953

Neither side vut.

South West North 1+

East

2+ 3. PRES Poss Opening lead—- K

Pass

Pass

Pass

2 N.T. Pass 3 N.T.

of

De born on Dis date Are TG Smollett, novelist; A. P. German, stateman, Robert T. Paino. reformer: Francis Wayland, educator; a Rani Walsh, Bim director,

Tond what the stars have inten

spades. This play Hot- store for you tomorrow, select your stuldn't have fooled bray tar und read

Use come tentet,

did have but it

on poading pasagroph. Let your bithi dny star be your datly guide. effeal on West, Disregarding the fact that Southi had bid and re- tikl in no-trump, West hopefully took the Jack and queen of spades.

SATURDAY, MARCH 12

УЛЬСЕЯ (FOD. 20-Mar. 20)-Cur tact old-timer friends whom you may neglecting fately. It have bee should bring real pleasure.

ARIES (alar, 21-Apr. 20)--Avold being upset

temporarily or even

dotalin disturbed by unimportant Brush of Save your enerYŽEM. TAURUS (Apr, 21-May 21)-Your social life should be looking up, these days. Accept invitations and have a Jolly me.

haven't answered totters you have received Intely, do it now.

CANCER (Jun 22-July 23)-Kind- liness to a stranger may win a new

VIRGO (Aug. 26-8opt. 23)---If you haven't tackled sprig house clean- in yet, de may be a very good day to begin!

East discorded the three hearta

on the third round of spades, and West realised that LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)~~Be

he had set up a second trick for prepared to face an important de South. Undaunted, West con- elsion today. Events may prowe you timed with a fourth round of toward atleteit.

regain the (Uct, 21-Nov. 22)-Be spades, hoping to SCORPIO diaproet a situation calls for lead with a club. diplomalle action. Tact can solve the knolliest problems.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)—

thorough recreation.

The party wis TROW ovor,

WOMANSENSE

Afternoon Woollen Dress

"Gazelle", by Jacques Fath, is a brown afternoon woollen dress with white collar. The bodice is Otted with wide pleats which go below the waist und flare out at the hip band. — Agence France-Presse,

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

bottles Use

with screw-on and lowered or raised to fit bed medicine droppers for flavour- beight ing extracts, fruit colouring, or any other liquid you want to use in small quantities.

per

Remove the cellophane wrap- from new lamp shades. Otherwise, heat from the light bulb may shrink the cellophane Try starching men's handker- pulling the shade out of shape.

on the corners only,

+

Page

VITAMINS IN WATERCRESS

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

mashed ripa

THE body often has A Top with e, fine dry bread 1c. thoroughly Tatural

with 3 tbsp. bananas (from 2 to 3 will be way of mak- crumbs mixed

meited butter or margarine and needed). ing its food wants known. 1 tbsp. grated cheese, Balte in Spoon int well-alled" 4" x For instance, with March moderate oven 350° 375* Fabout 4" loaf pan and baise 1ahr, and 10 min. in a moderate oven, 300 F. Let stand at least 4 hrs. before slicing.

Nice for sandwichen dr after- noon ten,

comes a yearning for fresh green foods.

My Now England mother al- ways believed this was a natural outcome of the over-heavy win- terre. When "that feeling" came upon her, wo youngsters were delighted, for 1 meant we'd be allowed to go on a picnic 10 Swart's raving to gather watereress trem under the ice on the edge of the fast- running break

Our sandwiches eaten, and apples munched, we'd break the fee, pull up the cress by means of forked sticks, All the lunch basket with

and go home rel-checked and triumphant.

Mother would wash the cress carefully and pors a big bowlful beons. For along with baked supper: she would eat it în inch- lengths to add no the usual Waldorf sulud. The following day she woulri Chesp

Qie rest and stir i into hot crtum of potato soup.

the

SCIENTIFIC REASON

Nowadays. We know scientific reason why I was su refaeshing. Walertnes contains fron, copper, and mugnesium to help make blond and calelum needed for buliding bone. teeth. muscles and nerve iissue. In addition, it is high in

A. B und C.

"pepper«upperS,"

vitamina

Hulura!

Today, we do not Kather watercreas from brooks. It is cultivated scientifically, pad marketed like other greens and salad plank, It provides u tasty simulus to jaded appeti-

tes.

$

DINNER

Minestrone

Home-Made Beef Hash Fried Onions Escalloped Cabbage Wateroress Salod Apple Sauce Banaha Pecan Loaf Coffee Teu Milk

All Megaurements Are Lovel Arcipes Proportioned to Serve i to

Escalloped Cabbage: Chop enough-cooked cabbage to make 4 c (about 21⁄2 lbs fresh cab- white anbage). Moko 2 e thin

chiefs You'll find they stay nepter when fucked in a jacket pocket, Clear glass placed over

open cookbook keeps the recipe sauce.

the casy to see and protects pages from solling.

The old-fashioned plano stool run be converted into a handy

Refinish it bedside table.

ta

To Put Together: Thoroughly butter or margarine a 3 pt. buk- ing dish. Put in a layer of cab- bage, then c. of sauce, and Using strong alkaline soaps or decorating extremely hot water in washingegrated sharp cheese. Con- scheme. It can be turned to chine will fade out goldband or bring articles within easy rench, gilt decorations.

suit the hedroom

BOYS'

AND

Bigness Isn't Enough

-A Whale Was Tricked by a Sardine- By MAX TRELL KNARF

tinue in this way, making 3 layers in all.

35 min., or until well browned.

Banana Pecan Log: Str 1/8 c. shortening, 3⁄41⁄2 tsp salt and 35 sugar until aroamy. Add 2 well-beaten

sikt caps. Next, togother 1% c. nifeady-sifted enriched flour, 2 tsp. baking powder and 1⁄4 tsp. baking soda. Add 1 c. chopped pecans (or braicon pecan pieces) alter- nately to the Arst, mixture with

TRICK OF THE CHEF Á A

To step up the flavour of a (1 lb.) in of apple sauce add tsp. mitmeg and the Juleo lemon.

For Cocktails In Spring

Balenciaga presents this pleasant oookiali drem in thé recent · Spring and Summer collection. It is in raspberry-coloured ¦¦

theso achlovo taffeta; the white organdy neckline and

contrasting eïeck—Agence France-Presso,

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

starfish, sca urchins, water- anemones and blue and pink

"It's absolutely delicious," he promised them, holding then each out a slice.

and Hanid, the coral. shadow-children with the turned-about names, went down to me their friend tie King Nap, who lived in a cave at the edge of the brook.

Once upon a time, a couple of

thousand years ago, King Ney used to be known to everybody ns King Neptuno, the Ruler of the Seven Seas, mother

But since no one believed in him much nowa- days, he had grown quite small and neglected and forgotten. But he was still cheerful.

GEMINI (May, 27-June 213--If you pleasure can be yours today. Relax South took the nine of spades, Tensions and enjay yourself in entered dummy with the fack of

hearts, and gave up CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 20)- Į diamond trick, This gave the There is an extravagant trend in defenders two diamonds and the air, but you will be wise if you two spades. remain conservative for now.

AQUARIUR (Jan. 21-Feb. 203- Make or receive visits today from friends who may be in town for a Low days.

friend today and prove important to your future,

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)—This may be odd-job day at home unless you have to put in sound extra timo on your regular job.

South was able to win the club return and enter dummy with the ace of hearts to cash the last diamond. Declarer made his contract with two spades. three hearts, three and one cĺp8,

Knarf and Hanit nibbled of reminded them some. It ocean spray and salt water tay. Then little King Nep, smiling, fell into a story-telling mood, And this is the story he told.

An Awful Big Whale

"This mammoth whale could swim

Laster than the fatest ship, dive deeper than the big- gest submarine, eat more than u ligers of lions and zoo full and clophants.

"Now you would think," cald' King Nep to Kuart and Honid, "that a beast as big and as fast and as strong no Enormous could do whatever he pleased and go wherever he wanted to go and no one would be able to stop him."

Knort and Hanid both nodded, for they thought this

Who could must surely be so. stop a whale as gigantic this one!

Enormous, biggest while of

all, in his watery kingdom.

"Oh no, you're mistaken, my "It said King Nep. "Once upon a time, my dears, dears," there was a whale named Enoy wasn't as easy as all that not mous. He was the biggest thing even for him, big though he was. He halled Inart and Hanid alive. When ho sank down to And it all goes that no one can he rule the earth no matter how with the wave of his trident, or the bottom of the ocean,

straight over the sardine magic

pitch fork and invited caused a tidal wave. And when strong he is! But let me tell teeth. Se he opened his mouth But the them to sit down on a mossy he rose up and stood on his you what happened.

"One fine bright sunshiny day and snapped it tall, thero wasn't a boath _dny-

"It was like trying to stamp a W. Etleworth Land shat didn't of his eye artiny, silvery sardine, have the lowest do in all his no bigger than would have led the smallest cavity in one of his

diamonds, rock and share`a 'ple made of where trom Baffin Bay of James Enormous saw out of the corner sardine had gone!

-CARD Senace♦| CHESS PROBLEM

By: V. BUNELT

-East

· Black, 'E pieves.

Q-The bidding has been: Houth Weat North

Club Pusa 1Diamond Por

You, South, hold: Spades A- Q-J-0, "Hearts J-8, Diamond 5, Clubs AK-7-549-2. you tlo?

Aedildi verimo stade. You can't" ||ánaryspino ́na 'zamo・ with · "ikls" Chandpuniões your partner, has monicfle for spades or a fair Ji for, ein be. The one-pver«p]@ rebid invitational, which is All Fala (ona afford.

PITODAY'S QUESTION

anations In thờ one be in The question just-answered. You, Bomb, hold: Spades A-Q-J-6, Eletrod mono, - Dansbradu 34-43

White, 10 piters, White töv

Whdo proble

In tipo

tory.

$

Stretching Living Space

ITH so many family activities centred in

the home, avery inch af space becomes doubly valu able, with attics and base.- ment areas taking on work→ shop, extra living room ex music room duties,

too

It is amazing what can be done with basement areRS, often, just repositories for old trunks, bottics, jars, newspapers and magazines, "Take bus ti small amount of cash, and a little effort, to turn this catch- all into a emart gume and``ro- creation room.

of

The first step is to gather alt Avellanic of the old furniture that looks usable. A fresh cont fpaut will do wonders with J

foam rubber cushioning and new alpenvers or upholstery a sunbeam. It was like to will give new life to a sofa and to catch a mosquito with a base chairs. An old-fashioned dining ball bat. The whale mapped room table converts essly into and chawed and gnak do, the bottom and rose to the top and table tennis table, while a

handy refreshment bär. the edge of his tall and wallop editin nukes against the water prowl in stores deallog-In, used If you haven't one already, a so that they made in or like urniture for in a piano store, is thunder. And sill he couldnt hely to run up an old upright catch, that little sardinel

Rupert and the Broken Plate-18 turned in circles and opunon dichon, table is easily dong over

After

·Holds the

» Wair !'m mimon" and unandwichsä' ifor you

Mummy on It% toelating up in a chair

the joy of joying her

piano, for song feste, Making Fatal Test

music is very much a part :

.net But worst of all That litis do-it-yourself creation sardine swam out of the ocean vides.

Colours should be bright sid and up e marrow, little river no wider than a sidewalk and no lively, no matter what these Is out.. fine fabrie Lind

› deeper ‹thari a pencil," and there wakinema mene can be carried oven

the wood, looking the whale

Prints

Enormous right in the eye and into a skirt for the bar or S saying in this sauciest tone: frestiment slouch. Vivid, stripes og

IndiaTM Catch má now If you cant the popular new

and tibe whale couldn't! Be, hardasanacially good Peruthers wasn't enough brightly colourwa, niersican

wwwer for his Jocrine

#nd.

mightlines of the door to hold

Page 5Page 6

Share This Page