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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, MARCH 6,
William Hickey
ON MY DUNCE'S TUFFET LEARN ABOUT MISS MUFFET
London, merit" since Orwell'a "3884" elephant, although it is no big HE trouble about became news,
ger than a large rabbIL
cheese." { maid. The headquarterR Di the "Is that the whole organisation, which helps young thing is mystery to men to emigrate to Australia, Iri } don't know what has
"Watching You" the curds and whey are scrawled OR Its doors, And thal MISH Muffet Was plenty of telephone calls. eating when she was sitting
van z Tuffet.
"I don't know how rinds are made. Why some
red and some yellow, ankl some speckled. sotne soft and some hard,
"And i have never back the courage to ask anyone."
"Come
over here," said the mon I was talking to, "there is a man who can tell you every- thing
And Mr John Roddler, direr. tor of the New Zealand Hairy Cofredsson 1 Britain, tak me the swer to the lol.
Alas! No goblins
I came away, however, a little
B. No longer would I be able I have private fantastes about
Httle gobling AFFIVINK : ነ The night
and outing cheese red
No roger would be able to make up Stores about rind-
irees.
I had acquired kunwledge of the frets I let the mea ing of "ignorance is bliss."
#know that to make cheese you just start with a churn of nik That you add Fennet, the stuff hunt yna Blake junket with. That the thick part, the curds, I left And The whey.
Lo
hud
The movement, which sends
It doesn't look anything like an elephant, but there you are, these scientists have to be trusted, even with ntom bombs.
At present Rodin, as it la called, is living on Д
diet of milk, cereals, and.
mashed bananas,
tle brothers" from7 England But
be "big-brothered" in Aus-
the Zoo feels this IA rather extravagant, trulta, is now getting ready
Attempta ta
are being made to wean It on votlinue the work which sent
to cabbage and brown bread. tore than 2,000 boys
The Dominion before the war.
Strange relation
For tourists
N airline is organising "opera
tours of Europe, according the Journal Variety
I can't promise anything but there may
even be a heart under all this
ZHUKOV
1935.
to
I suggest that the slogan in New York should be
NEW HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
T the 200 # Very little brother of the elephant has arrived. It is a hyrax, which is
same family 5 ther to Britten.**
the
Come
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SHOULD THE BIG 3
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DULD any pur
INIMU
be
serveal
by an immediate meeting of "that | Churchill. Eisenhower, and unpleasant watery stuff you get | Bulgunin ?
In
11 Junket that has
wrong. is drawn o
Kone
Mr Bevan and 107 other Socialists are in no doubt. Then it is just a matter of leaving the earde, aiding salt,They have put their names compressing the mixture, and to
resolution
un the then ucing into a mould. Order-paper of the House of The rut is just sollifiteri cheese.
Commone calling for im- That rest rind you get round Dutch cheeses is Jus! wax,
Imediate talks to discuss disarmament and the future of Germany.
But I shouldn't inention Dutch cheese. I appuse. Or French, Hallon or Swiss cheeses. For the cension was u party
laatad
and Austrian cheese
The size of Mr Bevan's given by The Cheese Bureau following on this issue in to promote English, New Zea-surprising. For only a few days ago, at a meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party, it was decided by a vote of 98 to 70 not to put
the paper. an almost similar motion on
Next....broccoli?
Burenu,"
or
I was fascinated by that title "The Cherse
It's wonderful, this medern organi sation! I suppos there will poon be "The Pea Bureau”
The Central Organisation of Cauliflower Sellers." Or Broccal Board," perhaps?
But I had better be enreful. They probably already exia With their director-generals, 2017
personal assistants, technical directors.
their
Jind 50
on, down to the chauffeurs who drive these officials around 10 conferenze of coordinating committees.
existence,
Ah, poetry.....
IN SECRET
to
WHY is it that more than
100 Socialist back benchers have now put their the motion, whereas only 70 voted for it in the party meeting? The Bevanite explanation is very simple and reveals their tactics.
MEET
NOW?
By RANDOLPH S. CHURCHILL
+
113
Mr Bevan and his 100 Party polities and in the formu- smoked-out adherents that lotion of a polley which. talks should begin at once? matter
how irresponsible, he How good a judge is Mr votes for his own-adherents at thinks may secure few extra Bevan om Russian per the next election. somlities and Russian #ties?
Mr Bevan,
po-
A
you
"It is no good thinking are going to find in Chine just what you find here. You not find a vestige of democracy."
wilt
Rad
Fortunately, once again Mr Morrison
Mr Gottskell
This Ly all the more true today when na one knows who can really speak for Russie. Very likely the Kremlin do themselves:
mer in the not yet kchow and we may 'easily be confronted with further violent political convulsions In the next few months, 4,
person of relatively little im have forced Mr Attlee to back- Ngh-level talks with the West
portance,
$1
a pedal.
of course, is
The Russians could have had But consider for Ever since he spent a few moment what an evil effect he
any time they chose during the hours in the Kremlin last is having on Mr Allice. For The News Chronicle the other last 10 years. They only suggest summer, Mr
considerable has there
doubt, day published an interview them now after they themselves inside and outside the Socialist which posed as a great expert on Party, as to whether in fact Mr
Mr Percy Cudlipp hed have rearmed Eastern Germany, Russian politics. He knows Attice may not be inclining on
Allice, who disin-
in order to delay or prevent the rearmament of Western Ger- the men in the Kremlin and these issues towards Mr Bevan's genuously said:-- what makes them tick. That views.
many.
Bevan
is his story. Let us see then what he told the public when he got Inst October..
British back
TRANSFORMED
with Mr
1 have not proposed that the Formosons should be handed over to Communism Irrespective of their wishes,
"On the contrary, I said thai Formosa should be neutralised URING the last six months for a period of five years. There He was greatly taken by
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the Mr Malenkov. He described Socialist Party has transformed which the people would decide
inside
should then be a plebiscite in him as "obviously the chief self. Whereas it used to be a
under fair conditions whether amongst them," and added, ght between the Atticcites and they want to join Ching or run
the Bevanites for control of the their own show." "He rarely spoke himself, party, it is now a fight between but when he did so there the Bevaniles and the Morrison- was no question of who Galtskellites for the custody of wielded the ultimate Mr Attice. power."
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POISON!
of the
we
and
and was
ever
AT FAULT
This is a trick which ought not to deocivo any person of intelligence. Mr Beyan, how- ever, is trying an even ahodier trick thun the Russians.
He is only 6shing in these ponds whose opaque depths he penetrates with such difficulty In the hope of getting some party, not national, advantage at the next election. It is high Ume that Mir Attlee pulled himself together
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Mr Attlee Grat put himalt up for auction when be camio
and stood MR ATTLEE'S recollection of back last September from his
what he had previously said lount to the Far East. In
an was entirely at fault. In Sep- Interview at London Airport an ember he did not call for any September 22 he said-
plebiscite. Ho specially urged Krushchev he wrote: "No "Personally speaking, I think should be
that after a period Formosa Sun, I am sure it is a good!!
longer is the First, Secretary the sooner
united back
with get rid of China." The Formosans were to thing for everybody that this
the Communist Party the Chiang Kai-shek
his "Cheese Bureau" has come into in secret and the
The party meeting is held real boss
have their fate settled for them troops the better it will be." government
over their heads by Mr Attlee con- machine
.. ho lacks subtlety, stituencies do not
know and
This was indeed playing high alone. on one or two occasions for Bevanite support which way their members scemed unable to follow the one of the most reckless and The country and Mr Atlee vole. Consequently a large argument." Mr Bevan vent irresponsible utterances ver will be badly deceived if they number of members voted on:
made by a former British Prime take their guidance in foreign What wonderful cheeses It is
Minister. For neither then nor policy from Mr Bevan. the official leadership representing — Cheddar, Che-advised them and as their "His colleagues Ilstened
later has Mr Attice offered any shire, Stilton, Wensleydale,
guidance as to who is going to Anyone can see that with the Leigh. Leleester.
consciences, dictated because his epeeches
on amused
compel removed from his army of half
Chiang Kai-shek and recent change of regime in deserves a poet laurente, let they knew their Bevanite
A million Moscow, time must be given for alone a director-general.
constituencies would
the deference due to the in- troops to leave Formosd, the various personalities to sort
nor know what they had done.
heritor of Stalin's mantle. In where they are to be accom- Themselves out before talks can making him responsible for modated. Perhaps Mr Attjec's be caducted with any hope of the drive for moro agricultural would be glad to give
old constituency of Limehouse reality, lot alone of success. By putting the motion on deserves the Order-paper, Mr Bevan production, one wonders refugee. has smoked a good number whether he has not been hand- of these out and made happler about the new "Cheese Socialist members
Each one
And their Empire variants, though not to noble as their have R
English progenitors bounding vitality that
an ode or two.
But what
not
Inc evan
any whose that here were names are not on the list men trying to get us
cheese.
Bureau" was
more
Do you remember those
Fulling. wretched silors
lolerance,
with
for
ed the poisoned chalice."
Perhaps setme,
he he was, but despite Mi Bevan'é
THE FOLLY
them
have explained to his 1od
cat will find that Mr Bevan has prognosis, to have hunded it on MR MORRISON must quickly
organised a lot of trouble to Mr Malenkov.
them in their con-
17-
or for
"mousetrap" in the rationing stituencies.
days?
Do you remember watch-
ing the grocers dividing, sub-. dividing, and then "dividing
again some already' qarsimonious
section of a chcese?"
THEY RESENT. IT
I used to.
look across the ..... Oh, I expect you
No doubt we
the
counter.
had the same feelings,
It seems fairly clear that the mon who has the power is Mr Krushchev, Doubtless the British negotiators, if they went to Moscow, could overlook the "Incic of subtloty" which Mr would hide their embarrerament Bevan detected. In him ond
if this colleagues were to listen. er the folly of this remark. For to bis speeches with an amured The other Russian leader by days later in the House tolerance" but auroly Mr whom
Mr Bevan was greatly urged that "Chiang Kai-shek Prime Minister to go
of Commons - Mr Attice only Bevan cannot wish the British impressed was Mr Mikoyari,
to
Moscow Minister
ord his immediate adherents to talk with a man who, accord for Trade and merce "who stems to be should be removed.
ing to Mr Bevan, "scents unable from strength to strength,
to follow the argument,” oven is efficient,
But, to curry further favour when presented by so "subtle" flexible, and in shall see dustrious,
the Bevaniter, he and, as für as we
now a man as Me Bevan, (in curiously clumsy tits Formosa
should be united back with China,"
He
with
more examples of these could judge, enjoys affectionate Englsh) that "after a period
added
same temptations as I had.... tactics in the weeks that lio relations with
As it happened, the party was ahead. For the Bovanites colleagues" full of cheesy topics. It was pi
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sort of National Celebration Day resent the fact that Issues A short time later, and well for the Cheeses of the World, of policy are settled behind ahead of Mr Malenkov, “he too "The Cheese Bureau closed doors where they was handed a poisoned challce. ht to Instituto ought
national
cannot bring their growing think of it
choese day, when you come to
The B.B.C. could help. "Tun, with Curds and Whey" "on the Zight.” “My Life as
Chouremaker" on the Home. And The Neuroses of Cheese off the Third.;
No relation
LIFE has been rather hard on
strength in the constituen WHOSE FINGER? cles to bear upon the
parliamentary party, A
On further reflection. Mr. Affice has now come to realiso that this last would be a most
liberal and wicked thing.
WAR TALKS
THERE are very good
grounds national negotiations are better for believing that inter- conducted trough diplomalle particularly” “whền tremendous
It would involys handing over channels,
tho
half a million people to be, ther murdered by the Chinese Com- obstacle of language.
half lea
series of similar motions TULE question which Mr Bevan munists. And it canhot might, in the near futaré, should ask Himself
force the Socialist pack♫ WHOSE FINGER IS ON THE that, he is que, of those benchers to stand up and be POISONED CHALICEF, AL counted on other issues as ently he ham't a glue so far well.
Ruslan pojili a !cone
The truth da ̈that, he'
The Big Brother Move merits or the proposal of Interested in shoddy goalk
wany there was doubti propaganda ji välub” in
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