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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, MARCH 6,

William Hickey

ON MY DUNCE'S TUFFET LEARN ABOUT MISS MUFFET

London, merit" since Orwell'a "3884" elephant, although it is no big HE trouble about became news,

ger than a large rabbIL

cheese." { maid. The headquarterR Di the "Is that the whole organisation, which helps young thing is mystery to men to emigrate to Australia, Iri } don't know what has

"Watching You" the curds and whey are scrawled OR Its doors, And thal MISH Muffet Was plenty of telephone calls. eating when she was sitting

van z Tuffet.

"I don't know how rinds are made. Why some

red and some yellow, ankl some speckled. sotne soft and some hard,

"And i have never back the courage to ask anyone."

"Come

over here," said the mon I was talking to, "there is a man who can tell you every- thing

And Mr John Roddler, direr. tor of the New Zealand Hairy Cofredsson 1 Britain, tak me the swer to the lol.

Alas! No goblins

I came away, however, a little

B. No longer would I be able I have private fantastes about

Httle gobling AFFIVINK : ነ The night

and outing cheese red

No roger would be able to make up Stores about rind-

irees.

I had acquired kunwledge of the frets I let the mea ing of "ignorance is bliss."

#know that to make cheese you just start with a churn of nik That you add Fennet, the stuff hunt yna Blake junket with. That the thick part, the curds, I left And The whey.

Lo

hud

The movement, which sends

It doesn't look anything like an elephant, but there you are, these scientists have to be trusted, even with ntom bombs.

At present Rodin, as it la called, is living on Д

diet of milk, cereals, and.

mashed bananas,

tle brothers" from7 England But

be "big-brothered" in Aus-

the Zoo feels this IA rather extravagant, trulta, is now getting ready

Attempta ta

are being made to wean It on votlinue the work which sent

to cabbage and brown bread. tore than 2,000 boys

The Dominion before the war.

Strange relation

For tourists

N airline is organising "opera

tours of Europe, according the Journal Variety

I can't promise anything but there may

even be a heart under all this

ZHUKOV

1935.

to

I suggest that the slogan in New York should be

NEW HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

T the 200 # Very little brother of the elephant has arrived. It is a hyrax, which is

same family 5 ther to Britten.**

the

Come

LOW

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SHOULD THE BIG 3

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DULD any pur

INIMU

be

serveal

by an immediate meeting of "that | Churchill. Eisenhower, and unpleasant watery stuff you get | Bulgunin ?

In

11 Junket that has

wrong. is drawn o

Kone

Mr Bevan and 107 other Socialists are in no doubt. Then it is just a matter of leaving the earde, aiding salt,They have put their names compressing the mixture, and to

resolution

un the then ucing into a mould. Order-paper of the House of The rut is just sollifiteri cheese.

Commone calling for im- That rest rind you get round Dutch cheeses is Jus! wax,

Imediate talks to discuss disarmament and the future of Germany.

But I shouldn't inention Dutch cheese. I appuse. Or French, Hallon or Swiss cheeses. For the cension was u party

laatad

and Austrian cheese

The size of Mr Bevan's given by The Cheese Bureau following on this issue in to promote English, New Zea-surprising. For only a few days ago, at a meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party, it was decided by a vote of 98 to 70 not to put

the paper. an almost similar motion on

Next....broccoli?

Burenu,"

or

I was fascinated by that title "The Cherse

It's wonderful, this medern organi sation! I suppos there will poon be "The Pea Bureau”

The Central Organisation of Cauliflower Sellers." Or Broccal Board," perhaps?

But I had better be enreful. They probably already exia With their director-generals, 2017

personal assistants, technical directors.

their

Jind 50

on, down to the chauffeurs who drive these officials around 10 conferenze of coordinating committees.

existence,

Ah, poetry.....

IN SECRET

to

WHY is it that more than

100 Socialist back benchers have now put their the motion, whereas only 70 voted for it in the party meeting? The Bevanite explanation is very simple and reveals their tactics.

MEET

NOW?

By RANDOLPH S. CHURCHILL

+

113

Mr Bevan and his 100 Party polities and in the formu- smoked-out adherents that lotion of a polley which. talks should begin at once? matter

how irresponsible, he How good a judge is Mr votes for his own-adherents at thinks may secure few extra Bevan om Russian per the next election. somlities and Russian #ties?

Mr Bevan,

po-

A

you

"It is no good thinking are going to find in Chine just what you find here. You not find a vestige of democracy."

wilt

Rad

Fortunately, once again Mr Morrison

Mr Gottskell

This Ly all the more true today when na one knows who can really speak for Russie. Very likely the Kremlin do themselves:

mer in the not yet kchow and we may 'easily be confronted with further violent political convulsions In the next few months, 4,

person of relatively little im have forced Mr Attlee to back- Ngh-level talks with the West

portance,

$1

a pedal.

of course, is

The Russians could have had But consider for Ever since he spent a few moment what an evil effect he

any time they chose during the hours in the Kremlin last is having on Mr Allice. For The News Chronicle the other last 10 years. They only suggest summer, Mr

considerable has there

doubt, day published an interview them now after they themselves inside and outside the Socialist which posed as a great expert on Party, as to whether in fact Mr

Mr Percy Cudlipp hed have rearmed Eastern Germany, Russian politics. He knows Attice may not be inclining on

Allice, who disin-

in order to delay or prevent the rearmament of Western Ger- the men in the Kremlin and these issues towards Mr Bevan's genuously said:-- what makes them tick. That views.

many.

Bevan

is his story. Let us see then what he told the public when he got Inst October..

British back

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with Mr

1 have not proposed that the Formosons should be handed over to Communism Irrespective of their wishes,

"On the contrary, I said thai Formosa should be neutralised URING the last six months for a period of five years. There He was greatly taken by

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the Mr Malenkov. He described Socialist Party has transformed which the people would decide

inside

should then be a plebiscite in him as "obviously the chief self. Whereas it used to be a

under fair conditions whether amongst them," and added, ght between the Atticcites and they want to join Ching or run

the Bevanites for control of the their own show." "He rarely spoke himself, party, it is now a fight between but when he did so there the Bevaniles and the Morrison- was no question of who Galtskellites for the custody of wielded the ultimate Mr Attice. power."

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we

and

and was

ever

AT FAULT

This is a trick which ought not to deocivo any person of intelligence. Mr Beyan, how- ever, is trying an even ahodier trick thun the Russians.

He is only 6shing in these ponds whose opaque depths he penetrates with such difficulty In the hope of getting some party, not national, advantage at the next election. It is high Ume that Mir Attlee pulled himself together

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Mr Attlee Grat put himalt up for auction when be camio

and stood MR ATTLEE'S recollection of back last September from his

what he had previously said lount to the Far East. In

an was entirely at fault. In Sep- Interview at London Airport an ember he did not call for any September 22 he said-

plebiscite. Ho specially urged Krushchev he wrote: "No "Personally speaking, I think should be

that after a period Formosa Sun, I am sure it is a good!!

longer is the First, Secretary the sooner

united back

with get rid of China." The Formosans were to thing for everybody that this

the Communist Party the Chiang Kai-shek

his "Cheese Bureau" has come into in secret and the

The party meeting is held real boss

have their fate settled for them troops the better it will be." government

over their heads by Mr Attlee con- machine

.. ho lacks subtlety, stituencies do not

know and

This was indeed playing high alone. on one or two occasions for Bevanite support which way their members scemed unable to follow the one of the most reckless and The country and Mr Atlee vole. Consequently a large argument." Mr Bevan vent irresponsible utterances ver will be badly deceived if they number of members voted on:

made by a former British Prime take their guidance in foreign What wonderful cheeses It is

Minister. For neither then nor policy from Mr Bevan. the official leadership representing — Cheddar, Che-advised them and as their "His colleagues Ilstened

later has Mr Attice offered any shire, Stilton, Wensleydale,

guidance as to who is going to Anyone can see that with the Leigh. Leleester.

consciences, dictated because his epeeches

on amused

compel removed from his army of half

Chiang Kai-shek and recent change of regime in deserves a poet laurente, let they knew their Bevanite

A million Moscow, time must be given for alone a director-general.

constituencies would

the deference due to the in- troops to leave Formosd, the various personalities to sort

nor know what they had done.

heritor of Stalin's mantle. In where they are to be accom- Themselves out before talks can making him responsible for modated. Perhaps Mr Attjec's be caducted with any hope of the drive for moro agricultural would be glad to give

old constituency of Limehouse reality, lot alone of success. By putting the motion on deserves the Order-paper, Mr Bevan production, one wonders refugee. has smoked a good number whether he has not been hand- of these out and made happler about the new "Cheese Socialist members

Each one

And their Empire variants, though not to noble as their have R

English progenitors bounding vitality that

an ode or two.

But what

not

Inc evan

any whose that here were names are not on the list men trying to get us

cheese.

Bureau" was

more

Do you remember those

Fulling. wretched silors

lolerance,

with

for

ed the poisoned chalice."

Perhaps setme,

he he was, but despite Mi Bevan'é

THE FOLLY

them

have explained to his 1od

cat will find that Mr Bevan has prognosis, to have hunded it on MR MORRISON must quickly

organised a lot of trouble to Mr Malenkov.

them in their con-

17-

or for

"mousetrap" in the rationing stituencies.

days?

Do you remember watch-

ing the grocers dividing, sub-. dividing, and then "dividing

again some already' qarsimonious

section of a chcese?"

THEY RESENT. IT

I used to.

look across the ..... Oh, I expect you

No doubt we

the

counter.

had the same feelings,

It seems fairly clear that the mon who has the power is Mr Krushchev, Doubtless the British negotiators, if they went to Moscow, could overlook the "Incic of subtloty" which Mr would hide their embarrerament Bevan detected. In him ond

if this colleagues were to listen. er the folly of this remark. For to bis speeches with an amured The other Russian leader by days later in the House tolerance" but auroly Mr whom

Mr Bevan was greatly urged that "Chiang Kai-shek Prime Minister to go

of Commons - Mr Attice only Bevan cannot wish the British impressed was Mr Mikoyari,

to

Moscow Minister

ord his immediate adherents to talk with a man who, accord for Trade and merce "who stems to be should be removed.

ing to Mr Bevan, "scents unable from strength to strength,

to follow the argument,” oven is efficient,

But, to curry further favour when presented by so "subtle" flexible, and in shall see dustrious,

the Bevaniter, he and, as für as we

now a man as Me Bevan, (in curiously clumsy tits Formosa

should be united back with China,"

He

with

more examples of these could judge, enjoys affectionate Englsh) that "after a period

added

same temptations as I had.... tactics in the weeks that lio relations with

As it happened, the party was ahead. For the Bovanites colleagues" full of cheesy topics. It was pi

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sort of National Celebration Day resent the fact that Issues A short time later, and well for the Cheeses of the World, of policy are settled behind ahead of Mr Malenkov, “he too "The Cheese Bureau closed doors where they was handed a poisoned challce. ht to Instituto ought

national

cannot bring their growing think of it

choese day, when you come to

The B.B.C. could help. "Tun, with Curds and Whey" "on the Zight.” “My Life as

Chouremaker" on the Home. And The Neuroses of Cheese off the Third.;

No relation

LIFE has been rather hard on

strength in the constituen WHOSE FINGER? cles to bear upon the

parliamentary party, A

On further reflection. Mr. Affice has now come to realiso that this last would be a most

liberal and wicked thing.

WAR TALKS

THERE are very good

grounds national negotiations are better for believing that inter- conducted trough diplomalle particularly” “whền tremendous

It would involys handing over channels,

tho

half a million people to be, ther murdered by the Chinese Com- obstacle of language.

half lea

series of similar motions TULE question which Mr Bevan munists. And it canhot might, in the near futaré, should ask Himself

force the Socialist pack♫ WHOSE FINGER IS ON THE that, he is que, of those benchers to stand up and be POISONED CHALICEF, AL counted on other issues as ently he ham't a glue so far well.

Ruslan pojili a !cone

The truth da ̈that, he'

The Big Brother Move merits or the proposal of Interested in shoddy goalk

wany there was doubti propaganda ji välub” in

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