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A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS

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In two French turned out, was arrested because these sentries as stoogen for PRISONS, Aols the prisoners he was giving "day passes to publicity, purposes.

But Parliament, with did not much mind prisoners so they could slip movies, to the boing prisoners. They could slip away-to the

sidered that the "fiibbertigib- outside to the races at odd races-meet their folks outside respect for the Guards,

and eco visiting hours,

even gobot" from overscas should times, or even go home to their wives. And the prison home if they cared to.

allowed to continue enjoying chlofa thought it was all right

London's scenery. 100-they could make a pocket money out of th

the But, declared

prison authorities, you could be just a

little

Prison

And the little dream Hitle

at Pont l'Eveque was shut down and the registrar sacked for let- ting the same kind of thing go

too namby-pamby with on there. tough prisoners. So last week they sucked the chiefs of the two prisona

These were bargain basement prisons. The registrar of one, it

A British Crossword Puzzle

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ACROSS

3 Applauding with shouts (8).

Haut (4).

9 Part of a car (8).

11 Over

Overbeuring (8).

13 Grelic (4).

15 Breathed (8).

18 Abandoned (8).

19

Muss of ice (4).

21 Expanding (8).

20 One who sends gooda abroad

(a).

20 Drill (4).

27 Controlling (8)

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DOWN

1 Hastened (4).

2 Standard (4).

+ Warmth (4).

5 Tale of heroism (4).

6 Bury (9)

Feed greedily (6).

7 Feed

9 Mad (5).

10 Plunges (5).

12 Corpulent -(0),

14 Severo (5).

16 Send (5),

17 Exclude (5).

19 Fish (5).

20 Mature (3).

21 Du

Dope (4).

22 Spare (4).

23 Metal (4).

24 Increased in size (4).

YESTERDAY'S CROSSWORD-Across: 1 Turnip, 4 Toddy,

7 Prestige, 8 Capon, 9 Stella, 11 Tapered, 13 Recited. 15 Digest,

18 Aroma, 19 Diclared, 20 Nadir, 21 Settler, Down; | Types,

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Commented War Minister Antony Head,

ex-Guards officer: "Without putting another sentry in front of the sentry. I do not know what we can do." ho had And he added that heard no complaints from

the about sentries lovelies.

Polleo had uncovered a "tariff concession" racket to prisoners varying between £20 and £40, For £40 a prisoner could get "the works": a complete release with

a forged discharge certi-

still cate

while he was reported present to the authorl- ROLLED Barrel ties.

OUT

boing

For the smaller fee, familien In the lower incono groups bargain: could still get a real convicts could have their wives as boarders and take them

out shopping for a day from time to time.

wis

Over

the

luscious

Bertha

·G. H. LEWEß-n, high-

affale... minded

hoa THE GEORGE ELIOT LET- TERS, Edited by Gordon S. Haight. Oxford University Press. Three volumes. 1366 pagos. 7 guineas.

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T

Wherever she went

she caused

a storm

George Malcolm Thomson on BOOKS

wherever, she went, became the specialist in womens's all-

trented with an foo-bag applied to

centre of an emotional storm.

menta,

which ho

they spine.

to

Aged 24, she want to Devizes

translate from the German

Marion, In due Course, At Lowes A

an agnosle life of Jesus, for Dr consoled herself with G. H. Brabant, a rich rationalist,

free-thinking. went well, Marian free-living journalist whose first ali reported that "the air of De- wh

wife had presorbed him

vizes is very invigorating."

Blind wife

Dr

But although

resident slater-in-law

two children by o mutun) friend, Thornton Hunt who al- simultaneously had two children by his own wife.

GRORGE ELIOT✨..: only ( Dickens' guosad her secret.

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been rolled out ΟΙ her Sophiatown (South Africa) home---literally. Nobody knows Beriba's second

George Eliot was famous, · Wäs name. But Bertha has lived in

socially accepted, was-but sho barrel for years-- a brickyard

had never ceased to be model of more years than the social wel-

respectability.

the That' fare people, who keep tabe on

As tolerant in his own way novelist'a insight into human And everything

HE French began the

"Brabrant na Mrs Chapman, Lewes going these things, cau remember.

was nature might have been bought dandy until a prisoner, hoping to

She has always paid her rent.

interest in had a blind wife, he also hod naturally. If Irrationally, de- at the price of a daring and modern

who get a few years allced off his

shillings EL

Eliot. They a George

pressed by the arrival of the even passionate life-it was sentence, told the authorities.

. Promptly five

and tho barrel was

pro the

possibility the Victorians psychological could see. After the doctor and second Hunt childh admire There without the ready cash always spotlessly clean. It even:

his

col- asistant had now

ferred to forget. had to do what one prisoner did had a little shelf with a religious insight of her novels.

laborated in the library for a Disillusioned but still hopeful, But there was a time when recently-escapo

invited free-thinking but a little hurt, thrust itself on the mind. The roo! pleture on L

few days, Marian was The and a high wall.

Americans collect to take an early trai, home to determined to be moral but pre- time that Lowes died and, with-

pundits Coventry. She completed

to the pared

be unconventional,

Eliot letters. The rolled her

in 17, months, George Marian and Lowes were made (aged 80) married a Mr Cross, her out, not stopping ask pronounce that her Middle- translation, unaided.

for one another. They

In were 21 years her Junior. Even whether shoeally liked life in march is the best English Ita prospective publisher, ugly, carnest and clever and

broadminded circles a barrel or not

John Chapman, whe novel of the

hand- they settled down to a respect the most

heads were shaken. Unlike most of Sophiatown's

Bome adventurous young man able and mentally productivo 02,000 Africans, however, sho century.

who had studied medicine in irr

union irregular

which first The government It starbod when Councillor wasn't Gorry.

Amids! this hubbub of London and practised it (with shocked and then won over the so moved her into a little house in

out qualifications) In Derby. Bustere subjects of

Queen George Waddington heard

Africans testimony George Eliot's

Strand, Victoria. may decide that He now lived at 142

Before the reign was many housewives saying: "I just the new area where

compatriots cook for are being housed.

Inspec- London, with

rich B don't know what to

wife ended, two of the Queen's diner."

were Susannah, pretty mistress daughters had called on the

Elizabeth

Tilley, two children woman who, by that time, was and fu

assortment of lodgers. famous as George Eliot. Marinas became ono of the lodgers.

But last weck the goVCTII- ment's men arrived and

to Harassed housewives MENU

have had SERVICE in Hull

their cooking prob- for theby

lems solved bachelor.

What

could be

casler,

nineteenth

And she spent the whole she deserves a closer he afternoon Just looking-looking on than they formerly thought, than to plan a spect- at walls that are square and not willing to give.

One round and marvelling that she men menu for euch day.

banging could even list the ingredients, can stand up without and add a few words about the her head on a barrel stave. preparation.

Soquel is that the council heve a special telephone approved menu service. Tape recorded, 1 played over and over again between 8.30 am. and noon. By that time, the housewife should have made up her mind.

la

NO

Bertha likes the government.

A prophet?

own

20

and

19

tended condemn-her. But Victorian age was, as we now realise, a period of turmoil and social revolution - political, and moral,

Lo

tho

a

newcomer.

Deeply religious

was

WILB

VIOLET ENDS. By Simenon. Hamish Hamilton. 10%. 6d. 285 pages. '

CIMENON has gone to live in Did she become something

Amerien, taking his talent more to Chapman? They took

with him. The Master's shrewd But the battle was not easily knack of combining auspense long walks together; went

At first, even Marian's with the opera; were found sitting won.

psychological penetration surround hand in hond. Elizabeth Till stand that what seemed to be ing, as these two America-set closest friends "falled to under- has survived the Atlantic cross- responded by Ill-tempered out-

Q really breaks, Mrs Chapman, who had adultery

most stories reveal. tolerated Elizabeth, united with high-minded affair-just sa her In the first, Belle, a girl is her against

somehow At agnosticiam

murdered in the home of a The The height of the struggle for deeply religious emotion.

respectable schoolmaster. the handsome publisher, Chap-

schoolmaster is innocent for a man went with his wife to hear

Thomas Woolner, the sculptor, ume. The Brothers Rico (story Cain carried misunderstanding to the number two) places the Mendelssohn's Elijah.

point of calling Lewes black and Abel theme in the Brooklyn

and Marion something underworld. Vintage Simenon. worn: "I will not any further lift the mantle and display the Blthy contaminations of these lodgers hideous satyrs and only bo moralists."

VIC- eminent She was torian, and the grandeur and THE WAR The war is on be solemnity of the Victorian era

tween the steeple- 15 ON

Picus jacks and

Picus Viridis Pluvius-and winning.

In three of Britain's counties Hertfordshire and Exeter,

the The Guards, the Essex-steeplejacks are on

Was ellie watch for Plcus-a green wood-

Marion Evans who COMPLAINT Queen's

in

which is jabbing holes in called herself George Bilet-a pecker wh troops, rigid

traditionally dozens of wooden church spires.true child of her complex cru? red tubles, are

Some of the spires have immovable in the face of danger

na Or was she simply a tiresomLE in female prophet, as most people Hollywood's many as a thousand holes even before

holes you could put your thought? luscious

On lovelies.

sentry them, duty they do not bat

thumb into. when the girls peer at them, or when some infant cowboy from the Middle West (with his fond mother beside him)

drawa

an сус

toy pistol from zero range.

What

Weeping

guard

And, to show he can live on both sides of the ocean at once, there is also Maigret Right and smirking Wrong. French scenes:

price.

somu

Reading between the lines of

ather the But the steeplojacks haven't been able to catch the wood her collected letters which are thought of it all can peckers at their pecking yet. copious, well edited, but rarely dismissed.

a In the end, Chapman, declar- Steeplejack Sidney Larkins belilland the student finds

During this sad period of mis- the suya

woodpeckers have disconcertingly human figure ing that he loved all three understanding, Lewes encouraged WITHIN THE TAURUS. By

which attack against coming into focus. The figure of although each in a different way Marlan to write novels, But such provocation against swung their

thoir an exc because

excessively plain, talented saw a weeping Marian into spires

Instantly successful. the Guards was all too much for church

poles are

woman with a Midland the train at Euston. He drifted George Eliot was thought to young Col. Marcus Lipton, Labour MP favourite telegraph

Evangelical being bolled In creosote. nccent, an

back out of publishing and, taking a be a clergyman. Only Dickens for Brixton. And he told Par- now

Ilke ground,

divined for medical degree at St Andrews, woodpeckers

and П passion Hament that "fubbertigibbels" And

elevated

who, set himself up in. Parle convænstation,

woman

En-

frum

2 Nosal, 3 Primate, 4 Toccup. 5 Disperse, 6 Yarned, closed. 12 Addicts, 13 Reason, 14 Trader, 16 Grant, 17 Tudor.

Hollywood

were

VIGNETTES OF LIFE

OH BROTHER! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHINER

NOTHING ADDS TO THE BEAUTY OF A LETTER

SO MUCH AS A CHECK.

"ER-WHAT'S ITS

'NAME ?

· "BEAUTY?"

using creosote.

don't

There's Beauty Everywhere

"HMM-IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.

CASE OF MEASLES

I EVER SAW ?

AT LEAST ITË A BEAUTIFUL FEELING TO KNOW YOU'RE AGING SLOWLY.

HONEY

WOW! THATS BEAUTIFUL JOB

12-12

COPI, 1964 IT DENIAL PRATURES

KOLE, THEƏWORLD DREITS MICKYBA,

"I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER.

THAT

JUST YOU

POA

BEAUTIFUL

JOB

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were

that

BY HARRY WEINERT

"SNOW, SNOW— BEAUTIFUL SNOW!”

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ΟΜ

SLUSH

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T SEE ANY BEAUTY IN A STORM

— NOT EVEN A SHOVELFUL.

THERE'S BEAUTY

IN BACON AND EGGS

ON A

COLD DECEMBER

MORNING.

WDS a

Lord Kinross, Murray, 181. 192 pages.

INROSS travelled along the A Black Sea coast of Turkey into what was once Armenia; took a cautious peep over the Soviet border and turned home- wards over the Anatolian- plateau. As he drove through the garden suburbs of Ankara he at the end of his journey, reflected that he had seen old nation, the Turks, acquiring thab civilisation, one tooked towards the West,

a new

nn

and was turning its portion of Asia into a Little. Europe. An out- standing travel book.

DAWN ON OUR DARK- NESS. By Emmanuel Robles, Collins, 10. 6d. 256 pages.

NORTH African muthor's novel about poverty and resignation; about passion, which may be ugly, rather then about sentiment, which can be falso. It vibrates with the drab poetry of Hving people. No teraburm here,

And the Josson? That the bot we can do in this life is behave with dignity-and courage if we con muster it. And the most we can expect in roward is human. love. It will be enough.

SELL THEM A STORY. By Jean Le Roy, Constable,

8s. 6d. 160 pages.

B

EFORE selling, you have to. write. Well acquainted with both branches of the business, Miss Le Roy writes the eminent ly friendly, practical advicer of an expert iterary agent. Given the essential minimum of talent, young writers will find them selves saved many simple-but not obvious pitfalls by reading her.

ALWAYS IN VOGUE BY Edna Woolman Chase and Ilka Chase, Gollancs. 21s. 343 pages. WHEN

· Chose!

Aret

W stopped into the luscious

Jungle of fashion Journallim, she was told, Edna, for every woman who works, a man alte dow". One man has been alter ting down fors; 60 years. Now, Ezina Chase, the struggle over once editor of Vogue, roca the-feuds and the fabions por

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