William Hickey

NO HAGGIS, PERHAPS-BUT

HERE'S A CLUE TO

US, THE BRITISH

London. WENT along to hear Mr Menzies, the Aus- tralian Prime Minister, talk to the Australia Club.

^nfrent the world' we are on the same side."

Ito talked of the policy of "divide and conquer"

gentlemen of the Kremlin and of the

Peklog-1 use the term gentle- men in rather loose setize,” good....50

And this led him to proclaim tronic....80 his belief in America's wisdoin siner...that I came away and peaceful intentions. thinking that politicians are a wonderful lot of men.

madest..

*

Bit )

He started all well. "Your Royal Haha Duke Guette was thee then to the other dindarles, ending

Up, temen elane

"Don't forget history." ho Bald. "T11 the 19th century, Which we were masters of the world, we had many enemies. Strength will always have

1

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enemies."

ami puisti-

Twin host as if he trad Tem my columna And then he tulan

of punt gemmonwealth of the one he

Contrrues has come to attend.

**Th

In

The

"We used 10 spring." he mourned. "Bere we were. March or April We could go to Scotland for the week-end and eat a haggi or two.

"Now Hase people that's 115 ther Brital) "ealt meetings in January

Tact....in blue

We on

prettinnka

then

Menzies

is en English in his outlook that you would

think he had been born in the Cots wold He spoke of his dislike of theories. Of his hatred for "elever follows,"

1 to his auntivnée: "Don't worey about words and lose no sleep over çonimentators.**

11

room

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was wonderful stuff. The cheered him to the echo.

Hypocrites? No!

sly as I walked from the Survey back to Fleet Street

THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10,7

·OU did not need

radar.

J geiger. counter, second. sight, sixth-schise or to stereoscopic spectneles determine what it is that Diana Dors has gol.

You just need reasonably normal eyesight.

The question is; how does Miss Dors get so much for what she has got. Some timex na much as £1.000 A WEEK.

She star co-starring

MISS DORS

BEGINS TO A

FEEL CHILLY

Diana Dora — a goyelting Cinderella who went to the Prince's half by Caddilao ann stayed on until after midnight,

Miss Dors lives resplen- dently in an £8,000 house on the river near Malden. hend which has a private cinema, three bathrooms, its

By THOMAS WISEMAN

"We're still doing place up," explained band Dennis Gittins.

the Tank I couldn't live like this. hus- Once you've signed, they can hold you to the figure you've signed for,

whatever you're worth.

who

hnd

Stephen, Sun dropped in after dinner with

her husband, suid; "Yes, but surely all's fair in love, war

I suid: "Oh, yes." could not imagine what they could do to it.

But else

Miss Dors informed she was writing a book. think I took it calmly.

me

and business. If you've signed

1

a contract, why should they pay you more, it have to7"

"Well,

they don't

said

"That girl, she's always doing something," said hus band proudly.

The tycoon

The

Miss Dors. "You're under con-

they should,"

ורנס

getting.

and look what You're worth

you're

much

more.

the

two.girls.

I looked а2

MISH jeans, sandals and

Kreen shirt, Misa Dom was dressed,

equnl informality. F

Stephen was wearing

Mins with

slacks and a jacket affair, Only Miss Dors jacket was trimmed

spectacle of own houthouse (und boat). Dors as a literary girl was unusual; but I decided I an aviary and three cars in liked this toylike tycoon of at the pockets and neck withi

The garage.

Miss Stephen lives in fity mews flat.

Not bikinis

the 1 eded that Ther TE with Susan Stephen ist 11 This is not intended as who aid "Don't worry about film al Pinewood, Miss reflection

23. She is B go-getting a Cinderella who went to the Prince's ball by Cadillac, cut the Good Fairy in for IL percentage and stayed on after midnight. She is still at the ball.

10

Stephen hus had

on Miss Stephen bigger or on nice, wholesome, fully- Parts than Miss Dors i dressed girls. Nor

Ha a better films.

advertisement for bikinis.

stro

words" was a master of words. That the can who told us dislike theories had a very eure. fully thought-out theory of life

Trupeve it is understandable hat the rest of the work think we are hypoerlies. I prefer to Very strange

over here

We get We

- 1x IN only slight prophecy on sy port. But we know if we lo to her Majesty's Government, with the act that characterises I will have blue pinque think erected: "Minzies died bests

J

I think it revolting

And then to prove his point

raci

W ire

in

But whereas an electronic brain would be useful has probably got one) working

Miss Dora earnings, Miss Stephen can work hers out in her head

An thinking about the cam- plex mind and Seatfish ancestry like the rest of us. be talked about the influenza be of Menzies, the torch-bearer of had suffered frons at a previous the English way of Wfe. I conference. Al that tline. he mendered what also spoke Lo The Australia remarked about Club.

"When it was over 1 turned to the Duke of Gloucester and suzd. 'Sir. what did 1 Tatk about" if R.1! replied, don't know. 13t 11

damned

WAN

And then Menzies took befund the scenes of a Common wekith conference

"We

have just come to the mov the first day of the PMs con- ference in which you know, we Invariably unanimous 11: waited for the laugh. He got it.

fro

He explained how

fellows" come together

"earnest

"Irom

the six empf The worl "Winnon aufresses us

after all continued Menzies.

that ។

wonderful (x+

perience.

Ah, naughty!

1: was a harmless enough 14k But Monza mingd to put into 11 the TURNKŠTINESS of a schoolboy talking about a master.

"When Winston has finished.

he turns round to Anthony" that is Sir Anthony Even, K.O.

and says, Would you enre

to say something?" "

That got another laugh.

A bigrer one followed when Menzies added: "There's some thing common Lo all Foreign Ministers that make them always willing to tay zome- thing."

Arnola.

Lawrence

to-

As you kunw, the bruck by Richard

debank rig Akhngton him is the talk of London,

Small roles

Today in Value For Money

is making big money the first time as a Bim star- and I would suy, giving value.

It has taken her eight years.

£10 a week,

10 So

make decolletage pay-off une musi at least, give her credit for perseverance."

I suppose you could de starting at (she

scribe Miss Dors as the mink and creme de menthe type of star and Miss Stephen as the jeans and ice-cream sutkine sort. Anthropologie- ally speaking, that is.

This week I had an oppor. Tunity of studying both specimens in their natural

environment.

The dazzling Miss Dors has come up by

ເ why small roles, smaller bikini Miss Dors asked me and big business: the ap- go to dinner at her house. The trouble atroul Lawpealing but less fluorescent, We ate fried Iver In

гетке

I was told, is that he Miss Stephen by way whs # typical simple English-

Not very simple. And playing nice, not very English "*

fully-dressed girls.

DO

YOU

to

#1

of ouk-panelled room, altting wholesome, on carved chairs; leopard skins strewn about the floor.

Now she is able to decline with thanks a

£100,000 Rank contract. Ives her a good deal

of satisfaction 10 huve been offered It-especially she

whe

πένειμ

was fired by same firm her they were paying £25 a work. But she

more

leves she curs make money on the open market,

After dinner, cosily entrench- cd on the floor between arm-

her

free

chair and log Bre, cuddled by that unbelievabie mass of blonde hair, she said: "I don't believe long-term contracts. If I'd sili signing

been

contract to

under

In

TELL LIES?

CHAPMAN PINCHER SHOWS WHAT GOES ON IN THE MINDS OF WOMEN

LIKE "LADY” BINGHAM.

HILE most of us rauming false names to pass recentricity and mental discase,

to manage

hing fake cheques or contracting Some are over the border, and

false marriages. in moderation-

with reality oatches up with social life would The probings of psychologists by commiting suicide, as "Lady" them they solve their difficulties show that some of the people Bingham did." be impossible if we always convicted of

Others

criminal false

zre Fo teacient

told the truch-others lie so pretences are calculating crooks persistently that their lives who work out a campaign of social conscience that they are are largely a shum. Why is fraud based on ingenious lying, this? My inquiries among people who felgn serious illnose This group Ieluus the odit psychologists and criminolo- to get free board and gympathy gists have shown that there in hospitals. ure two kinds of linr, with different personalities:-

NEGATIVE liars

scorching medical

of

Mr

and-dagger exploits, culminat- Ing In an escape from Belsen siter torture by the Gestapo. which would

kanoring the consequenceя scem inevitable

to most people, ne wrote news- paper articles about his fake in heroism and appeared on TV. The wave of popularity carried classed 03 "psychopaths" him into politics. step nearer Insanity.

While records for this inquiry I dis, paper revealed that

Then, when an army news- ho had covered that Lawrence

never been in combat, String- Arabla, who has now been fellow confessed that 'Off the cuff'

he had labelled ย llur by author boen a victim of his own glib Richard Aldington, was elassad longue. THERE is a much commoner as a "psychopath" 10 years ago.

type people who generally lie

of criminal alar-the In a medical essay the late person who les "off the cuff Sir Norwood East, the crime only to avoid embarrassing to gain immediate and often psychiatrist, made this com- situations. The husband who trivial ends with little thought ment on passages of Lawrence's The story continued ኣነ the

consequences. Such book, "Seven Pillars of Wis- says he has been kept at the about sane vein. "Things go on

make

few statesmanlike office when he has

are called pathological dom":- been people

liars, a term which implies that remarks ... and, all the time drinking, the Woman who their

"These are not the words of lying is due to some

a happy man." They aro called her to accentuate gentlemen who tells the dying patient

the They must not be confused fact that even the supernormal already written the ultimate he will recover, the child with insane patients suffering psychopathic personality may be communique, say, 'Yes, that was who denies breaking the from delusions. Tho Junatic unable to overcome his constitu- a good point." ***

window are examples.

who says he is Caesar really tional disabilities, and to show belloves it. The "Lady" Bing- that his range of usefulness is After this somewhat back-

fully aware restricted if his responses hams are always that they are fakes.

ruled by perverse urges and What enables them to carry inhibitions," on with a sham life which would be intolerable to most peoplo and certainly not worth while?

The force which drives them

I

this is going on this is a deadly falsifies her age, the doctor mentat abnormality. secret-the eminent

of the Civil Service, who have

handed compliment to the Civil{Z 2 POSITIVE liars who Service, bo continued; "And use lies as an essential when we have solved all the part of their equipment for problems of the world... the achieving their main aims communique will arrive. We will correct the grammar. Then

in life. Winston will arrive and say"

Menzies fiere

unconsciousi mimicked the slurred deliberate tones of the PM. — I

like the sense in which have used that word.'

then we all go home.

don't THER

you

Odd people

And end of the scale is the braggart

the

persistent line-shooler.

Susceptible

re-

Lawrence” was är inveterato I in orasul in, also

ambition with tho realisation being a man of action, Most that they are too weak in pathological Bars are totally HERE ore many grades of character to achieve it the hard lacking in leadership. Instead

positive liar. At the normal way,

thoy... and exceptionally suscepl ible. “jo being?” led astray

by Ambition wine because these ideas which the normal mind who distorts the truth to im strange people convince them-

would Immediately dismiss press, and the girl who com selves that it is legitimate to

normal person stands cisim the honours they are blindfold with feet together and asure they would have attained is told he is falling, be may

if fate had not been so witair

sway alightly under the in tothom.

fluence. of the suggestion. The Control

pathological 'llar usually swaye violently and may fall over

susceptibln và tá suggestion that if people on cin

by

Gentlemen (foosely) pensates for: a dull life

romancing about Imaginary sultore

Then the mood of Menzies changed. He became the spokes- man of the Empire.

aelf

They are usually harmless Persivorance and may be 'entertaining, but trustworthiness and ability to some positive llars cannot rods face life's problems, may paycho He spoke of our common tice making more deliberate use of logists, alt come from a single of blood: "The moment that thoir vice.

They masume false character trait,

we begin to lose the convictions, claim fake distinctions, that we are one people with and wear decorations they have ono ancestry, wo lose almost nover edrned. overything."

In's

Such a lar was

Borderline ce

cumstances offer the chances of

·advancement through lying...... ha tadcón 1t,, This is what happened? to Douglas String fallow #the DEOPLE who lack this trait: 32-year-old": "Atószlóan “

cinnot sice at a job; they who publicly confowood on

of those com-Temple Bingham, populag nights bredz dawn, ossily under diffs "that he hid hoaxed. the natio muniques which have, become club socialite, who was revealed, cuition and", qre, rowdy Hae: A for nina JORIS. unfortunately, during these cod as plain. Mrs Bingham when tudy of Army: desertory - und ferences, by words of shopty, she died Imet forth. Jako dan plaŭtudes-be, txxplained: Di" the 1. Tame: prefences broughtế bất fact, will will be thất wat will no limoru „ reward them unde have ketreded our spirit and mesyud esteem, unck, borvle "mises tant, Ingth "frent issues (which tion but it in a short mens

ree corsi injured, when h

between land-enme people

Most people hear of those human oddities only when they hit the headlines. But psycho logists assure me that at least one person in every ten something of a Stringfellow or "Lady" Bingham by nature, and is using a "a glib tongue" to give a humdrum life false glitter.

MONDAY:

Are Liars Born

́Or Mude?

mink.

Miss Stephen and husband had arrived In red two- scoter sports COT. bought secondhand for £700.

Miss Dors' new LAT which supplements the Rolls and the Cadillac, Cost £0,500 and is The only one of its kind in the world.

I was led Into the garage lo Inspect this wonder-monster.

'That's gold'

Miss Dors pointed to dashboard and door handles,

the

"1 thought it was rust," she salt "and tried to clean it off But I was told: 'Don't be ally. That's gold.***

film Forming herself into a company has been one of her most recent moves. Proĝiess as yet emited to the registro- tion

Line, Mink and Millions, which she is try- Ing very hard to find a story.

I gathered that she anxious to put an end to her and 'ns a pin-up girl Diart putting some clothes on. It has even been suggested that she now. wants to play nun. But tha! is going to extremes.

career

Susan Stophen, of Course, could play a num But that is. the last thing she wants to do..

"Oh, to get away from these wholesome girls to be able to be just a Bifle wicked," she sighs,

"Oh to be ably

alghs Miss Dors. It's a tough life.

be holy

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