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BEGINS TODAY: :
THE CHINA MAIL," SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5, ̈ 19567??
Bluff was My Armour
by ROLF MAGENER
43
THE WAR STORY WITH A DIFFERENCE - THIS TIME THE BRITISH ARE THE HUNTERS
Escape!-and
we dine with the enemy
on a journey are not very par-
T was at Saharanpur We had unbounded confidence magic weapon of blur. station that we first in our
But much depended on our saw the red-banded caps impeccable
performanCES of the Military Police. Englishmen. In appearance In British Military Police! The both came up to the mark
rank we were fortunate, sweat of fear trickled down speech also
Heins had spent years in Malaya our foreheads.
and spoke excellent English.
and The front of the station Soldiers' slang
quite familiar to alive
aoldiers, phrases were with
Was
freckled
Tommies
When it came
Time began to move. We As long orderod supper. we ticular about uniform.
As we were in khaki, badges of it included beer.
it- of great Were not
Then 1 almout portance,
gave 0 shout Armed with these disguises we joy.
Гот Saharanpur It is act off about 50 miles south of Dehra Dun, And it is on the Calcutta Calcutta was our first ob- Jective. After that the Burma
common
30
a ray which Sturdy Gurkhas with short, us. makes the telephone "live." curves! kukris
In case we should drop into line. ut their
from enroletsrcX Hilde doorn The refrigerator
Ricles, tall Punjabis und German
excitement, we dolded always border. up and down with the pressure
were to speak English to each other. of a finger, and the glass over doors sikle down like a enr win-standing about,
Finally, we had fake proofs of low at the touch of
a button.
We stood there dazed. And the vent
has a Small
to the tast detail--even to CET- screen on to which recipes are We were right in the middle identity, made out by ourselves
Instead of of the shouting, pushing fleates of vaccination.
We wore the same a cookery book, house-crowd.
Heins's were made out in the
will buy
rec khuki uniform. But at any name of Harry F. Loyd. Mine . Then they dial the recipe
bluff could be they want and it is projected on minute our
projreted in entour.
myg wives
fle screen.
called.
For we were men on the run. ILBERT ROLAND, the Rim]Two Gernians,
actor, mik that he Gullermina Cantu,
uf
Ufl
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it was u lutio in
This was wartime. hot May morning in City, were married last month #1|:944. A few days befure we Yuinu. Arizona.
hal been two German prisoners Roland, who la 49, was once in a British camp in Dehra Dun, married to Constance Bennett. Im the outhills of the Himalayas.
Berde me--Rai Magener. Mise Lantu is 20 1: 1 er fral
COCK srowed in Harlem, the Negro and Puerto Rican
quarter i New York
was Heins von Have. And we
within
train ticket
herty, kir
principal
Waiting Stuf
uf
Was
weapon But we nie› had a derp
wetives hard it They woew knowledge of the English chan-
It was the signal that an egal
It was our fundamental
cocklight had started in a base-better that the less you said about ment an West 126th Street.
cockfighting
f tropical Caribbean isla
their
you YOU WITC
Horace
therefore, the
was in
that of
There was a road to Saljaran- pur, with a service of bases, But commandant had always Insisted that no escaped prisoner could possibly travel by bus the
because the passengers were too
A bus
along closely scrutinised.
Just as we reached the road. After wavering between hope and fear,
CALCUTI
THE CAPE FIDUTE
TANI!
of
Won
She went softly past and But down nt u table near us. first the was It
"C white had seen for years!
wore
Next morning we
Into
conversation.
Sho had the milky skin of a red-haired beauty, and her eyes phanged
I saw later they were greenish it was Impossible to avoid it,
and As were full of warmth to their All we could do was to keep li
sexmed to make 4s nosyllabic
committal as posible. poetry of the very air. depths. She
"Are you for "Calcutta 1937" "Don't upset the table in your
said, rather H were indeed, enthusinam," Heins
dampingly.
но took the risk. "My buy. It's a great moment," signalled to the driver, I sold. feiting my unaccustom- the lovely appart- ed eyes ta and climbed in.
The Indian driver tion. seemed to be impress-
And it really ed by the high mili- tary hour paid to his to be aware of a Look rattling bus. He tou sence after years
corners at hair-raising speed.
"If you don't drive mor's carefully
1'
Liz
he
throw you out,
shouted foot
If 1 had been more ceremonious John Edward would never have taken me for
nambo was u British soldier.
"If you don't drive more core- fully I'll throw you out, you fool," I shouted to him. If I had been more ceremonions he would me for u never have taken British soldier,
yourself in the empany of the Twenty-six men were arrest- est The Puerto Ricans bought Fish the more they accepted Harding. My wife's
safer Enid iris, nee Thorton, resident
ni Calcutta. We boli: spike flawless
a worthless baggage. She won a plan. Thal And we had English.
was the excuse for my It was a crazy plan, perhaps, but journey to Calcutta-in cast I
confident we could go
were asked for it. It was bo deal with the break-up of our mar- through with it.
We were going to cross India
her loose riage owing to haviour. by bus and train. Then we were Ram-pong to walk through the Burns
Jingles to the Japanese lines.
THE Right Reverend
W. B. Donegan, Protestant Episcopal Bhop of New York, (house-housey bingo
bons
we were
from all his parishes.
Roman Catholic and Lutheran
sponsored the churches
hundreds of Hive for
church charity. gamblers profesional
bling
players as a
Ai
"museled in
The State
1 Legislature about to pass a law to Inglise
Surs
fr
the pan for charities Aly.
REES demanded by Hollywood FEES
commercial TV shows have trailed in six months, complains TV tasting director Ethel Winant,
Misa
Wat
Win!
10,000-dollar star now not only
demands this sum, but als free return trips to New Yes himself, wife, three tle ones, and a narmy.
THINGS the statisticians and
TH
Walked out!
smort
be-
Petrified
ND it was
as two British soldiers we stepped off the
rallway station"
at
"Yes,"
1.
there,
"Amyliung going now?" they wanted to know.
"We haven't been there for #cme Ume now."
"How long
was an vvent woman's pro- of raw, malo vxistence behind the wire, where out?” the absence of women hud been the more Insult not only one but a calculated torture.
have you
been
t
"Oh, a long time." All true enough.
Houtenant
for for
mor
at one
ordered
of
The treat-
Tho We were thankful to provid- ence for sparing us any disillu- breakfast
A bay brought slonment. She was no discredit the stations, to her sva and breed. That was tea, eggs, rolls, and fruit along
Fugl- to omen. assuredly a good
compartiment. tives, for whom all hangs on Englishman insisted on
superstitious and ing us, chance, grow
everywhere for begin to look sigos and portents.
For us, who had been shut
all darkness,
this away in seemed like an overdose, of life -traine roaring past, strange
children, white table facts. cloths, service, bright red lips.
the confident that We were
Such thronging life raised us mere mention of those painful
of existence. to a higher level matters would deber any English-
When at inst the express thun- man worthy of the name from bus at the
dered in we wero in the best of and undeeling Saharanpur. making tacticss Inquiries.
While we stood perifted in form and would have had it out,
withh the f
the Devil soldiers, Of
necessary, the crowd
came along. himself. Our military background pre- stationmaster stety.
sented peculiar difficulties. How Heins, the bolder of US. re-
to answer questions
covered his form at once. about our regiment, our depot,
He coully asked him to show and the name of our commanding
walling- to the the way
the officer?
room. He took us through Ind We
FANTASTIC?" Well, no
so than our escape Dressed in our British khaku we had just walked past the sentrica sergeant-major at the and the
camp
At the gate Hens stopped us we labred, He unrolled a sheet
sme
of trackig paper which he tapped with his sticks. Then we loudly
excitedly
discussed and mythical plans for new buildings, The sentry took it for granted that if we acted in this fashion we must be English officers. Our
out: The average US, honey-first buff had worked.
We just strolled oil-to free- moon insta 12 and 4-10th days,
dum. And costs $301.
were we
officers
125
dia-
vacant table
Anxiety
•
A 'hunch'
THE thing that saved us, o
PASSES, PLEASE!
When the train stopped i was surveying my lathered face in the glass
Suddenly something occurred which went through me like red-hot needles. I distinctly heard a voice say: "Gentlemen, your passes, please,” drawing by ROBB
MEUNANATOSRENUMISMATIYLARGILIONEATBI
He could only sit still and lot catastrophe ruh to course.
of
our pay
The Englishman produced a whole shoot
documents besides widch
books body threatened in overwhelm- would have made a very paltry ing numbers, show. Just as the M.P. was tuming to Helms, who was now resigned to capture, the lou- tenant hastily produced another pase and, with a wave in
direction, sald:
doubt, must have been the Heins notice in every compartmem this is my batman's." which, besides warning troops that long trousers were to be WOIT at night because of the forbade risk of malaria, also
all mention of military affairs.
tema
o'clock By
wo WETC As we *pproaching Lucknow. ran in I had a presentimient thut trains would be checked the reflrod 10 I So there, lev.ory to wash and shave.
When the train
stopped
עוון
our-
Fortunately
looking for a sultable compart-
I was covered, in an English illustrated sut down at a henna Land in WE walked along the conches periodical which found its way the furthest corner of the room, ment. As the train was already veying
lathered into the camp, some
the groups of
ginus. face It was not large, and almost un- moving we found one full, as we India, A regimental
something thought, of Indians. But when Suddenly name of the regi- occupied.
We bought a newspaper to we got in we
con. saw with giving the
occurred which went and behind, mental association as well as the
through me liko red- two stormation that there
were two of the officers. All of take cover
to slake lemon squastres
our Englishmen in uniform in the
hot needles. I dis- which we committed to memory.
tinctly heard a volco burning throats
furthest corners. In the matter of dress we were
Just we were starting to
"Gentlemen, your fairly well off. British officers
a lieutenant-tall. There was read the paper through for the
passes, please."
Military tims the door opened leathery, and hollow-cyet; a sbound
The pilot with and two M.P..
of came in.
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as
walked straight towards table.
our
Preparations
say:
police in compartmental I went limp. In a few
our
"And
Wo
Complete encirclement. were alone in the midst of the enemy protected only by the If our fimsiest of camouflage.
knew only table-componiona with whom they were having
The M.P. gave Heine a fleet-dinner! ing glance, saluted, and went out without another word.
He must have taken feina for There was no the batman, other explanation.
There was a batman, but he was an Indian who was travel- ling in another coach. And it was
We falt suffocated at the thought and dared not look up from our plates, A large drop of sweat fell from my torchend on to my as yet unfoldéď nap- kin The air felt charred,
Then we caught it. The major over the cheese, up in his direction that the, started Houtenant was waving his hand mercifully with the louteauxt
Fun under
It took a long
time
first,
to get the fright out Ahat
of my bones. It was
Where was he golog"
To Calcutta.
all very well to have was like thin sieci. escaped the 'clutch of
His voice
Before he could proceed to
NEXT WEEK
the provost marshal..
but. would
chance further
interrogation,
the
come to our help
a stationmaster
fir came
10
second time?
to take
the buses
The rails
train. Wo
of the
ing
British
for sleep
were
seconds I would be hustled out of my
backs wach seat
hauled back to camp in hand- cuffs,
We snt motionless, awaiting made by degrees. By pushing temporary retreat, arrested, and annihilation, They sat down up
two
the stat
tables off.. The "M.F." btcame two bunks..
on their armbands, the heavy revolvers at their belts threaten- ingly close.
Thirsty M.P.s
to
strike
be
request all passangers
droned their seats in the
sleepily us the train bowed coolly to the table and held on its undeviat hurried out.
thuo way across plains. The evening
fres were alight in the villages when the train stopped at the station. where we were to dine.
small
We walked to the Again 1 saw my face. It was station building with the lou distorted, and
soap- tenant and the pilot, who took
my
Sleep in our case was not to
thought of. The anxiety -- lest an inspection, of passes might take place at the next surrounded Upp quivered as his heavy autoinatie with him. tation and the presence of though trying to form words. British officers all mate us
of our
Thank
siles. We marked CVLTV And then, as though a hand movement of the two English from on high' has averted the men through the silts
Inevitable, I heard: closed eyes
gentlemen. Good you, The pilot suddenly woke up. morning” An Indian had lain down on he feet and now started up at kick. I could see only the white of his eyes and their
...
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No Trouble
WHEN we were outside the Wwhole nightmare vanished like smoke. We were us exultanţ as if we had woh a battled
"We have only to survive a firation with the Viceroy's daughter,". I said. "Now we've got through that, I don't see what's to stop us,"
There was a crowd at the bar, where flasks were being filled with gin
A waiter led us to WHAT were they up to? They
our reserved seats at a table. took off their caps, wiped
At Howrah Terminus, Col- where a major and a captain, cutta, we their foreheads, and orderÖRİ
sald goodbye to Lemonade. They had found the
both Englishmen, were already our two Englishmen very cor heat too much for them and had
seated,
dially. After all, it was only in for a moment's TC-
I could not believe my ears. come
owing to their reserve" that we freshment.
The danger, was undoubtedly
* Wo sat down in a stupor had been able to survive: two Nothing seemed
how hod Hoins beside the two from our car- days in the Bame compartment. them. We sat quietly in our expression of a beaten hound. past, but corner, and their professional After stammering his excuses, managed it? After a pause I riage. The meal, began in stience, Redcaps shone out menacingly the barrier. Heins gyes were pleased with what he stood in the middle of the ventured to open the door.
compartment like a schoolboy There was Helme, rather pale, We are never likely to forgat they saw.
walked straight past them, sur- table
The companions. but composed. Heins went out to buy tickets, who had been punished.
and rounded by a mob of Brilish major looiced severe
When my turn cams They had to be ordinary tickets
thoroughly dangerous —— sharp woldiers. features, black hair, and pene- they were busy with soldiers trating blue eyes. The captain asking where their units were looked as though the war might and where they were, to dous have Interrupted his studies as down. I sipped by unobserved, Oxford or Cambridge..........
Without knowing quito How
0s
we should have nooded a held warrant for Service ones.
He returned with two second clars
tickets to Calcutta. To have travelled third would have been beneath the dignity of two British offloors,
On the tickets it said 1,020 miles to Calcutta. What a dis- tanpel
>
The pilot met my eye and
He told me later he had seen OLED his cigaretes.
M.P. approaching
gur "They're so damped submissive: the And the worst of it is, it carriage along the platform, works." I nodded 'in asserit.
"Don't stand there: Llo down again," he told the man.
1.
our cigareticà Wo amolcod and walch, no more.
MANDRAKE THE
WHY ARE THOSE--THINGS SPRAYING THE BOATF-GOT TO REACH THEM-- STILL WEAK--
MAGICIAN
ON DECK--THE SPRAYING IS COMPLETED ***EVERY INCH IS COVERED WITH THE
GUMMY SUBSTANCE.
There was no tinic to get out and mbe with the crowd, and to. tiavo got out on the other side of the track would hava aroused suspicion immediately.
our
Com behind
10
These two sat opposite us, our hat happened, we had arrived train companions covered our in Calcuth, the second largest funk, and all round the main city of the British Empire,
By Lee Falk and Phill Davis
THEY LEAVE THE SHIP QUICKLY÷-
AND A SIGNAL LIGHT FLASHES. TO-WHAT--FAR BELOW-
TALK
ABOUT
MAGIC